Saturday, January 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 3, 2013

This A+ list celebrity who used to be a pretty popular singer and a horrible actress was talking to friends the other night about the time she hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor a few years ago. They had dinner and then went back to her hotel. Apparently the actor had way too much to drink because he was not getting up to speed so to speak and our celebrity started laughing when he wanted her to talk dirty because he had an accent and she could not understand him because he was slurring and she started crying from laughing so hard and he just got up and walked out and never spoke to her again.

Jessica Simpson/Gerard Butler

53 comments:

texas rose said...

Wouldn't have guessed simpson hooked up (almost) with him. Good reveal.

Simon said...

Seems like every actress has had their Gerard butler escapade

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Sounds like a win-win.

FingerBinger said...

Gerard Butler is A+?

MISCH said...

Read another version of this hook-up, they dated a few times and she told him she loved him and took off so fast he left a dust trail…
This was while he was in New York making The Bounty Hunter…

fancyscreenname said...

It's rude to laugh at somebody that can't get it up.

Violet said...

That's a great dinner party story for Jessica.

WareCat said...

whiskey dick!

Blogger101 said...

All the women that have ever gotten together with The Butler should exchange notes so that future women can decipher his slurred speech. It could be considered charity work at this point in his career. Help a poor foreign fellow out, so to speak, so he won't get laughed at again.

texas rose said...

Misch - thanks. That version makes more sense. I guess she is not spreading rumor about him having a small dick because too many others to refute it so she went with the he couldn't get it up slam which, if you think about it, might actually reflect poorly on her too.

Tina Mallette said...

Misch, sounds like a little tit for tat, who knows what the truth is with this self centered celebrities.

MISCH said...

I read that one right after it happened…he was juggling Jennifer and Jessica….
God women are stupid…

junebug630 said...

fancyscreenname,
She didn't laugh at him because he couldn't get it up. She was laughing at him because he was drunk and slurred his words with his accent and it probably sounded like cross between Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd. To be honest it was any other actor besides him I would say that they probably dodged a bullet. But it is Gerard Butler ..... so

laura ramona said...

I am already feeling frustrated. I tried once to hook up with a scottish. very handsome just like Butler. couldn t understand a word from what he was saying. Is just me and the Simpson who thinks they are overated in bed? Jesus epic failure lovers

WareCat said...

she shlda tried out Double Dick Dude.
if one fails, maybe the second wrks?

laura ramona said...

+1

Tina Mallette said...

Well add it to the CDAN blind reveals that suggested Brandi Glanville experienced something similar only the white powder was the culprit. Was she lying when she rated him an 11?

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Sherry said...

@Fancy, not if it's.Gerard though. He's fair game.

Tina Mallette said...

Well you don't need an accent to be unintelligible when you are drunk, LOL.

Renoblondee said...

@Ware I could not stop staring. Is that real?

Sherry said...

Warecat, that was pretty uhm, interesting.

JSierra said...

Did you rnead double dicks ama? Very enlightening :p

This cracks me up, it's not like he has erectile dysfunction, he just has a case of whiskey dick. But its the accent/slurring/Jessica crying that gets me

WareCat said...

dudes legit.
i read about his sexual experiences on reddit.
pure nightmare fuel.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh gawd, Ware Cat!!! LMAO

WareCat said...

jinx J!
u owe me a coke!
preferably diet,
or another version =p

Rach Around said...

I can't get enough of DDD and his sexual stories of eight-somes!

Rach Around said...

Might I just add, Jessica usually needs things explained via pictures. She doesn't do too well with diction. Poor dear.

FrenchGirl said...

OMG i live in a world where someone thinks Gerald Butler is A+ list actor!!!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20314765,00.html

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jessica-simpson-and-gerard-butler-nothing-romantic-there-20092210

I guess Butler flirts with every attractive woman

Count Jerkula said...

DoubleDickDude was offered a porn contract from some outfit who makes bi dude porn.

Whiskey dick is great when you are drunk enough to take home a bar hag. Not so much when you have a prime cut in bed with you.

Stepforded said...

He sure does get around ...

Jessica aside though, he seems to have the most lousy taste in women ...

Seven of Eleven said...

DDD is killing me! I saw the AMA yesterday and clicked on the NSFW pic but the Twitter is even better!

"We think the left fork narrowed some since."
"My X-Man name is 8-skin."

Emcc said...

Glad that virginity contract worked out for her.

timebob said...

He should of just taken a giant shit on her like John Mayer did and THEN walked out.

JSierra said...

Warecat is Colombian ok?

Lucas said...

I have spent entirely too long on DDD's Twitter and AMA. Thanks, CDaNers.

WareCat said...

hellz yeah, J!

bunny honey said...

I thought he was dating Jen when he was doing The Bounty? Anywho I think she dodged a bullet. He is a straight hoe.

P.S. I'd been laughing too.

GoGo said...

I always had a soft spot for Ms. Simpson. This just makes me like her e'en more. She does seem to have some bad taste in men, though...

Looziana Magnolia said...

I just can't imagine what these two would have to talk about over dinner.

Sean said...

See, why can't we see a celeb sex tape like that? It would be classic. Butler, drunk, naked and limp. Stroking himself slurring "Eyye I am gonna stick this up you arse" While Simpson sat there befuddled at what he was saying.

LoMo said...

I read DDD's AMA yesterday night, and could not stop laughing. And I thought 2014 is gonna be crap..!
(PS: I think DDD is fake, but still, the comments in the AMA! A++++)

TeacherFiGwan said...

Bwa ha ha, Good for J Simps, and she can consider that a bullet dodged. Allegedly G Butts don't like to wear condoms... and always gets his way.

Its just U said...

Dude wouldn't be using his mouth for speaking if he was with me.

Dennis said...

2 sides to a story peeps.....And Butler is not talking and never has.....so take it several ways...assumption and speculation, earlier IF he was drinking who is to say Simpson tried to make a move and he dissed her...pissing her off. Speaking of pissing off...how do we not know with the previous stories for example about Butler they were not made up or "enhanced" to make it look like Butler was as many assume he is because he pissed some person off...like say a woman trying to make a move on him...and he dissed her...she was hurt so payback.....there are no saints in Hollyweird....and Butler is not the only one in that town, yet many carry on like he is and he is the only one who does as he is accused of. Also, not saying what is said is all lies,but it only takes one person to start a rumor and a fool to believe it without confirming with the second party. I have partied with the best of them, and the women that go after Butler, even those who have been drinking their kiss and tell stories should be given with a "and what did you do"....I know several who have dated him and also hung out....and not one has anything bad to say because it was a mutual agreement tween the 2. And living in Hollyweird I do not pass judgment because there are 2 sides to a story....and everyone looks for their 5 minutes of attention...like Simpson, Granville...etc. If Butler was to say enough, here is what I did and said...I am sure then and only then would there be something worth commenting about then crap like Simpson, Granville, etc....Peace.

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

LMAO .. this, with the Lohan story... Gerard does alot of walking out ~

jaariel said...

Hold up!

Last year, I read this exact blind, but the answers were Britney Spears & Colin Farell, right before the time of her breakdown.

Could it be that Enty just recycles Blinds, using different people for the answers???

lutefisk said...

Poor Nick Lachey allegedly had to wait for their wedding night. He would have been better off letting her marry someone else before him and then dating her after her first divorce.

Jacq said...

First, he barely dodges a Lohan Double-Team. Then, dodges Simpson? That dick has had come close calls. It probably goes flaccid as a defense mechanism.

Gypsytrill said...

Dumb and dumber. She is too stupid for word, can't understand how she has become a multi-millionaire on her "designer" duds. She can barely sing and absolutely cannot act. And as for him, jeez, what a dunce.

olliebolliesnollie said...

Omg Dennis relax! It happend to every guy once in à while! Teeeeeheeeeee

Selena Martins said...

lol that's a very funny one

paige said...

He doesn't drink...and his dick is average...the size.