Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 12, 2013

This B list celebrity is not being honest with the public about his very serious illness because he does not want to explain how he contracted it, or answer any questions about it. He has his story and is sticking to it.

Morrissey

12 comments:

NaughtyNurse said...

Has anybody read his autobiography yet? Wondering what serious illness he's talking about.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I couldn't make it through the autobiography, although Private Eye did a great spoof of it.

I think this refers to an episode of 'food poisoning' which caused him to cancel some concerts.

Rach Around said...

I couldn't handle reading anything he shat out on paper. Self absorbed scrawlings. I hope he's ok, but I do know he suffers from having his cranium lodged firmly up his own coit.

fancyscreenname said...

Man, I loves my whackadoodles. He's one of the people who are endearing to me for his absolute ridiculousness and constant tomfoolery.

I hope he is well....

Pip said...

He had food poisoning, as well as the crew. It doesn't take a genius to figure out how one gets good poisoning. Unless he got it from a pork chop, I don't see how this is juicy.

Vera L- said...

Unless he got it from a pork chop, I don't see how this is juicy.

Great choice of words.

Rach Around said...

Pip: THAT would be scandalous!

The Actress said...
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Rach Around said...

I always preferred Adam Ant

auntliddy said...

Its his private business, not interested antway.

Barton Fink said...

Wouldn't it be weird if he was trying to conceal his Major Depressive Disorder diagnosis?

Leo said...

Boy, you summed him up didn't you