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Blind Items Revealed

August 23, 2013

A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.


#3 - Tila Tequila and this aging Academy Award winner who has always been known as a ladies man and will forever be A list. Apparently he ran into her at a Lakers game and someone told him that he should invite her over to his place. She stayed a week.

Jack Nicholson

39 comments:

Im just sayin said...
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Bacon Ranch said...

Did he know she was older than 29?

Mark B said...

lol. I thought she said she was strictly lesbian? Or was that after this happened lol.

sandybrook said...

Oh good God almighty..he paid her too I bet!

Merlin D. Bear said...

Only a week?
It took her that long to realize he wasn't gonna fall for anything, and his lawyers would eat hers ?

Seven of Eleven said...

I wonder if she fell off the chair when he asked her to stay!

Steampunk Jazz said...

When did this happen? Early in T's career before it was well known that she was insane, she was a hot piece( that got around) that gave value for dollar.
She must have blown Jack's wig off to get to stay a whole week, lolol

Count Jerkula said...

He probably only had a week's worth of coke on him.

I bet $100 that he went ATM on that ho. He probably didn't have to play "What will you do for another line?" with her. She saw Shining & Batman money so everything was on the table.

Mhdz said...

Eww. Damnit, Jack.

Del Riser said...

Apparently he can handle the more advanced stuff.

parissucksliterally said...

I'll bet she left with a wad of cash.

fancyscreenname said...

Some old men should act like old men.
This story is only sexy to other old men.

Moonmaid said...

Kind of more than I ever needed to know. Gross. Thinking of giving the internet a break for a while.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, it was nice of him to give her a roof over her crazy head for a week.

rosie riveter said...

When people say " I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" im just wondering how else can you throw up a little bit? Ive wondered this since this saying came out...anyone....anyone. ..

Count Jerkula said...

@Rosie: You should ask the next person who sees you naked.

Count Jerkula said...

@Rosie: You should ask the next person who sees you naked.

Bacon Ranch said...

Rosie
You can throw up in your shoes, if they are nearby.
You can throw up on the floor (always nearby, unless you are in space)

Agree with you about the phrase

fancyscreenname said...

Rosie...

Ignore and keep posting, love.
;^)

noseygal48 said...

I wonder how much be paid her to leave!

auntliddy said...

Again, no news here. This is quintessential Jack. Her, I dont know.

Miss Kitty said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(Throws up.)

cece said...

Well, a wad of something.

Raindrops-on-Roses said...

Who hasn't he slept with & paid? Is there anyone? Really - anyone?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@rosie...it happens when you have heartburn/reflux...which seems to be an accurate depiction of the feeling one is trying to convey with that wonderful saying. ;)

Renoblondee said...

He has been in some of my most favorite movies, but ewww.

trudi said...

It may have taken a week for his repeated doses of Viagra to kick in.

Sherry said...

I think the correct term is "vurp".

__-__=__ said...

Sad. For both of them.

Im just sayin said...

It means I didn't totally throw up my entire lunch and nothing came spewing out of my mouth. I managed to be disgusted without giving a public display.

olliebolliesnollie said...

Jesus! I thought for sure Mel Gibson with all the antisemitic shit she's been spewing lately

mistang said...

Do these women really come in thinking they are going to be the next "Pretty Woman" and get these rich guys to fall for them?

cowbulls said...

Poor Jack, when did he lose his sense of sight and smell?

Count Jerkula said...

Mistang: it happens. Sheen, Trump, Stern, Sheen, Trump, Sheen, Trump. Those are just high profile examples. For every one of those there are probably dozens of times it happens w/ no name rich guys.

megan00m said...

I like him....now I hate him..damn you enty!

mistang said...

@Count - I did forget about those examples. Scary to think that grabbing a "Sheen" would be a goal, but I guess it happens enough that these girls think they have a chance. Especially considering how things end.

Red said...

TT also does women, if they have enough money or coke.

Plum Grey said...

@Sherry Ftw!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Well, she has a new anal porno coming out, maybe Jack makes a guest appearance (crying when I imagine it)