Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 20, 2013

This former Real Housewife has volunteered to have sex with the ex of a former Real Housewife any time he wants. The only condition is that while they are having sex he needs to call his ex and put it on speaker.

Kelly Bensimon/Jason Hoppy

25 comments:

Vera L- said...

this made me laugh.

Can't imagine why anyone would dislike Bethanny!

texas rose said...

He might want to wait until divorce settlement is finalized.

Derek Harvey said...

haha crazy Kelly made good tv! Anyone seen when they all went on vacation and Kelly was on drugs acting weird and starting fights?!

Lurker Girl said...

I'd be ok with that...HATE BETHANNY

witwritergirl said...

That's hysterical!

Charis said...

This reveal makes my day!!!

Murphy said...

Bethanny wouldn't care.

But as it was said before--wait til after the divorce, because she would march that right to the judge.

loopymommy said...

Scary Island.

"'You can't HANDLE the truth!'"
"Al Sharpton!"

Dolphy said...

Ahh yes, Kelly Bensimon and her satchels of gold.

ethorne said...

Call her up? They lived in the same damn house until recently. Kelly can make Bethenny jelly bean pancakes for breakfast!

Derek Harvey said...

haha @ethorne---just like it was 1979...

ethorne said...

@Derek-If that's a Three's Company reference, lol! If not, I'm lost.

Derek Harvey said...

haha Kelly likes to reminisce about the magical time of her life that was the year of 1979 while chowing down on her jelly beans and scaring all the other housewives to their bedrooms and locking the door while on their vaycay in that episode I was talking about...

NapAssasin said...

But Derek, Kelly's up HERE and Bethenny is down HERE.

NapAssasin said...

I thought she was too much crazy with Ramona in the mix but I admire Kelly's wanting to get revenge bad enough to sympathy fuck Jason. Clever.

califblondy said...

I hope Andy Cohen hears about this.

anon said...

Hahahaha! This sounds just like something crazy Kelly would say.

ethorne said...

Aww, but slap a blonde wig on & Kelly's a perfect Crissy!

teresa crane said...

Kelly was so fucked up in that episode! And GROSS. Both Kelly and Jason are nasty.

ninotchka said...

Bethany's nasty, I don't even know who Kelly and Jason are.

AKM said...

And let us not forget that giving people gift bags is creepy. Also, a cook is not a chef.

AKM said...

And let us not forget that giving people gift bags is creepy. Also, a cook is not a chef.

Snootches said...

Snootches got it!! Yay Snootches!

mcmama said...

I don't know that I could bring myself to see that monstrosity she calls a boob job unclothed.

SueRH said...

I think they still do. As for the sex though, I don't think Bethenny would care.