Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 28, 2013

Last week I did a few crazy hookups where I gave you one half of the couple and made you guess the other half. I almost did it again with this one, but, it's pretty easy, so figured you could get it without the extra help. Oh, and this one will be revealed. So, imagine if you will a reality star. At the time she was an A list reality star. She is still almost an A list celebrity. She hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is still A+ list. Both of them had been drinking heavily and our reality star was also known for doing things other than booze, and had been having some considerable helpings of the other stuff. Our actor had no idea who she was, but at this party, she had been eyeing him and knew exactly who he was and also was desperate to stay in the public eye and thought that he would be a great catch and was perfectly willing to f**k him if needed. She made it very clear she would and the two of them left the party together. They went back to where he was staying and started fooling around and the time came to do the deed and the guy couldn't. Not even the tiniest bit at attention. Drinking? Drunk? Not interested? Our celebrity tried some other tricks but couldn't manage to get him going. The actor took some chemical help and they sat around and waited and during that time, she realized that she didn't even like the guy that much, but figured she could close her eyes and be done with it and he is and was really good looking. After almost an hour, our actor still wasn't getting close and our celebrity was growing less and less fond of the actor and when he suggested a different trick to get him in the mood, our celebrity said she had to go and left. She had been driven there by the actor, but just walked out and walked down the street and called a cab and got out of there and never spoke to the actor again.

Paris Hilton/Gerard Butler

36 comments:

texas rose said...

Wasn't this almost exact (but a little shorter) blind revealed a few days ago????

MISCH said...

geez does he ever get it up ?

sandybrook said...

A lot shorter but they hooked up in that one I think. Christ he has standards so low he had to be completely obliterated or else her stank overwhelmed him.

sifichick said...

This was posted on New Years day.

Hitting the booze early today enty?

Simon said...

Wasn't there one about butler and Lohan?

MontanaMarriott said...

I want to know what the "different trick" was?

Pegging?
Rimming?
Do tell Enty

Stepforded said...

Just looking at him makes me feel itchy.

Anyone who's been with that dirty Brandi Glanville woman needs to be avoided!

TalksTooMuch said...

Now, if this was 300 Gerard Butler, I can understand the digging into the bag of tricks. Just don't necessarily get what HE was thinking

Bacon Ranch said...

Indeed texas rose
Doesn't make it any less gross :(

sandybrook said...

I think the Reveal Day one was with the Lohans and he walked out when Dina wanted to join in @sifichick

Anothergrayhare said...

I was confused and was picturing Gerard Depardieu (sp?)
while reading this. Yuck.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

The previous blind was Gerard Butler and Chestica Simpson.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

She couldn't understand him and laughed...

Seven of Eleven said...

Don't believe this, and I still would.

urban chaos said...

What the heck did he suggest that Paris Hilton lost interest????

texas rose said...

Simon - that might have been the one I remember. thx

Runswithscissors said...

Can't stop thinking about the one where Jessica Simpson walked out laughing.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm guessing he asked her to eat his ass.

Merlin D. Bear said...

@Urban Chaos -
"Uhhh... we're out of coke..."

The Real Dragon said...

Stop Stop Stop.

Gerald lost me with sleeping with a kardashian

Gypsy said...

Maybe his dick smelled herpes and was saving his life.

Cheryl said...

Wasn't there a blind about him turning down Lohan because she was too wasted and too willing?

Uhhhh... said...

Gross.

Maggie May said...

I find him really greasy and unattractive. He looks like a smarmy salesman.

MISCH said...

He did Lindsay also….

Tina Mallette said...

He turned down Anna Lynn McCorde because he said she was too easy

ninotchka said...

He was so hot - for about five minutes. I don't know how he became so disgusting so fast.

If it was from fucking anything that moved then... oh no... FASSY stop now before it's too late!

discoflux said...

ninotchka - It's because the Gerard Butler of 300 didn't actually exist. CGI did wonders for that mediocre chump's career,

Pookie said...

as skeeved out as i am reading this...it really is a shame they didn't work out (birds of a feather an all...). it would've been nice to have them contained.

LadyWawa said...

If he hasn't already contracted a disease from the "ladies" he has bedded in the past, then I say he dodged a bullet loaded with a future of Valtrex.

I will say this. I first met Gerry a few years ago at a party. We were in a circle of people engaged in conversation and he politely introduced himself to me and was an absolute gentleman. He will forever get a pass from me no matter how many bad things enty reports about him.

Dexamyl said...

I loved him in Dracula 2000 but he's never looked good since.

PotPourri said...

I love his movies, but am reminded so much by "The Butler Did it" with who all he's screwing. I don't care for him personally.

epiphany said...

The New Year reveal blind was Butler and Jessica Simpson. Enty has mentioned on numerous occasions that Butler has a problem with the equipment working on demand.

Jacq said...

I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth blind in which remaining flaccid has saved his life.

gr8p said...

why didn't she just sit on his face? Why does his penis need to be involved?

AIP said...

"Was and still is really good looking": nevermind how drunk they were,how bladdered was the relevant ENTY when this was written?