Saturday, January 11, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 21, 2013

Let me start out by saying this will be revealed. It is just too good to not reveal. This actress is A+ list. Mostly movies. She likes to think of herself as cultured and someone who wishes to be thought of as more than just an actress. Our actress travels a lot. She often travels without her significant other. She always travels without him when she is working on one of her favorite side projects. This is the one she thinks will make her beloved around the world. The reason she always travels alone for this particular side project is a man she met. He is an artist. He is much older than our actress. 20-25 years older than she is, and an intense man. Known throughout the region for his very dramatic and bold art, he is also known as someone who lives his art and our actress wanted to meet him. Once she met him, she wanted to be in one of his art works. This involved our actress getting naked. She was then covered from neck to toes in hot wax. The wax was dripped in a design for the "art." He then proceeded to have sex with our actress while the wax was cracking. Apparently he does this with all of his muses. Well, our actress enjoyed being his muse and can always be spotted with the artist whenever she is on her side project, and she has even had him visit her once at her home. Once.

Angelina Jolie

68 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Wait, I thought this was Goop? There was some pretty convincing links

Bacon Ranch said...

They don't even try to hide it anymore, do they?

What's the side project?

auntliddy said...

In no way does this negate her good works. And i dont think she gives a shit what anyone thinks of her.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Goddamn, that's hot!!! Whoooooo!!!! *fans self*

MISCH said...

Of Course it's The Saint…….Geez

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it!

Kristin said...

Who's the artist? Anish Kapoor?

urban chaos said...

Sexy!! Get it, Angie!! I honestly think she isn't one for conventional trappings of marriage and that her and Brad have an understanding..

Kimba said...

Can't remember the artist....not from Lucian Freud's brood, but another 2nd generation artist, or legacy artistically fam. Will google.
Either way, it's super hot, I'd be all over it & her.

FrenchGirl said...

the problem with Anish Kapoor guess is that his sculture are huge and modern and without relation with peoples
https://www.google.fr/search?q=Anish+Kapoor&rlz=1C1CHUJ_frFR539FR539&espv=210&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=HZjRUvD9I6nA0QXM-oCoDg&ved=0CLkBEIke&biw=1366&bih=606

Candyland said...

Tony Scherman does encaustic portraiture...and he's the right age. Hmmm.

Seven of Eleven said...

I still think Surfer got it right:

I was thinking Goopy and Julian Schnabel for the artist. He has quite the rep.

It wouldn't be scandalous at all to find out Jolie has sexy times with hot wax. Goop, though, that would be interesting considering how vanilla she comes across.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Huh. Covered with hot wax and then have sex you say? Interesting thought...

Im just sayin said...

Right up your alley??

Poni-Tayl said...

Has anyone established who the "artist" is?

Kimba said...

That's it @7, artist is Julian Schnabel, not hot looking, but I'd still be there, he's brilliant.

surfer said...

Woo-hoo! Thanks Seven!

FrenchGirl said...

Schnabel is many thing except bold or dramatic(in my opinion) and he's easy to meet :just go to a NY party or a LA (like chateau Marmont) party

FrenchGirl said...

Schnabel is also director of awarded movies

Seven of Eleven said...

@frenchie, except we're talking about CDAN here. The Entern probably thinks Andy's Marilyn is the highest of art - Schnabel is probably like Banksy over there.

nevarmore said...

Poor old boring weed-whacked Brad. Angie's gotta get her giggles and jiggles elsewhere, the thrill is gone at home. Once she devours them, they aren't fun to play with anymore.

NaughtyNurse said...

Not so hot if he does it with all of his muses. I wonder how Angie feels about being just one in a long line of "muses."

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Kimba - He may be brilliant but Sean Young never saw it that way.

KamQ said...

I googled Schnabel and found a pic of the two of them together. He looks like he smells like salami.

Renoblondee said...

That is hot. I'm having a cold spell around here because of hubby's work, so damn that sounds good.

Alexa Rose said...

Wonder how much longer her and Brad are going to stay together? I doubt they will ever make it down the aisle. I miss the old, openly wild Angie. What kids do to people.

Its just U said...

Playing with wax is tricky, but when done right it rocks.
Angie is a passionate woman. It's not cheating if it's artistic.

Tru said...

I don't believe any of this. It's hard to imagine going through the experience of having a double mastectomy and then rolling around in hot wax.

Tru said...

I don't believe any of this. It's hard to imagine going through the experience of having a double mastectomy and then rolling around in hot wax.

califblondy said...

I'm going to have to try this

NaughtyNurse said...

Having a double mastectomy doesn't have to take the sexy out of a gal. That's the point Angie was trying to make when she went public with her choice to have a a prophylactic bilateral mastectomy and reconstruction. I am not an Angie fan in general, but kudos to her for showing that you can still be hot after a mastectomy.

Barton Fink said...

Presumably one doesn't have the double mastectomy and get waxed-n-feathered in the same day.

JoElla said...

Sounds like fun.. you can even multi task.

Slather on a great body butter/lotion, get hot wax poured on you, (reap the extra moisturizing) and have sex!

mistang said...

I saw a lot of pics of him with Frieda Pinto. That mean he slept with her too? I guess it's similar to being a musician. You like what you do, but you will totally take advantage of the perks as well.

Tina Mallette said...

Last time I read about Schnabel he was married to a hot Spanish woman wife no 2 but that is over and he has had 2 relationships since
Nice so yeah actors rock stars and artists all the same BUT
has he done other work in wax?

Tina Mallette said...

Checked his site oh yes he does work in wax I don't know how to link things in iPad but one wax painting is two headless armless busts aka upper body only

hothotheat said...

This could have been before the double mastectomy, which was beginning of this year I think.

B. Profane said...

Schnabel is such a useless douche. His crockery canvases are a joke.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I'm open to new things, and I'm willing to learn, IJS. It sounds fun in theory. Not so sure how well it would work in actual practice.

Kimba said...

@jasonblueyes, how'd you know that Sean Young is one of my favorite crazies - she could show young hollywood a few good stunts.

Sophoclesgirl5 said...

Newish reader...first time commenter...yeah this is hot!!! Love y'all, you make work bareable!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay for new commentor! Awesome Sophoclesgirl5!

TalksTooMuch said...

Wait, it is commentOR or commentER? Either way, out of the shadows, everybody comment!

Sophoclesgirl5 said...

Thanks TTM!!!

Kristin said...

@TTM You're thinking commenter vs commentator. Irregardless, you know this is not the cite for discourse on grammor.

Hi @Sophoclesgirl5!

fancyscreenname said...

Tehehehe @Kristin

;^)

Frosty said...

The age may be a red herring. I'm going with the artist being Johan Andersson.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/24/angelina-jolie-mastectomy-topless-portrait_n_3332156.html

Kimba said...

Nope @Frosty, she didn't sit for him, Brad doesn't like the portraiture (he told me).

Snootches said...

Bravo, you made me LOL, which is hard to do.

Kimba said...

Ummm, sitting here with my cider tall can, waiting on E!, can only watch an hour, then it's date time.
TTM where are you? Are you snuggle and wine ready?

Frosty said...

Oh well, @Kimba :) Hm, maybe there's something in the european press about side projects she's got going on

TalksTooMuch said...

Ready, Kimba! Woot woot! Glass of wine and snuggy!

TalksTooMuch said...

Whaddaya think, Kimba? I just don't know if Enty would really say "hooker" like that...I pictured a more nasally accent

Sophoclesgirl5 said...

Hey Kristin!

texas rose said...

Interesting the emphasis on Once. I wonder if it is because Brad was there or found out and said not at his house.

headrot said...

I had a guy roofie me at a party once, lead me to his bedroom, strip me naked, lay me on the floor and then poured and drizzled and splashed latex paint all over my nakedbody while i laid there and he video taped it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Headrot, WTF??

headrot said...

It was an art school party. It was pretty weird.

Ive had kind of a 'wtf' life. Ha :/

Dont know if it was an actual roofie, i was barely concious and couldnt move anything

TalksTooMuch said...

Jeebus, were you all right?? After last new years and this, wtf life indeed. You're a strong lady, ni illegitimus carborundum and totally charge the bastages

headrot said...

@TTM yeah, i was fine after that. Got the guy thrown out of school. It actually didnt bother me too much other than that he drugged me. I would have been down to do it had he simply asked.


But yeah, when i ran through my life story with a therapist once she flat out called me a liar. I promptly stopped seeing her and looked for someone new.

Crystal said...

i dont care what anyone says, i want angies life!! it's hot! she does whateve the f*** she wants, and still gets to go home to brad pitt and a house full of beautiful kids at the end of the day ( and by house i mean a mansion on the french riviera). yup.

bellaluna said...

Messy, but not as bad as baby oil on a waterbed without sheets! ;-D

Ice Angel said...

Had to share. Who knew our beloved RDJ could sing??? http://www.videobash.com/video_show/robert-downey-jr-sings-with-sting-and-absolutely-kills-it-1508742

Blonde Galore said...

It's Saint Ange, so people are like "You go, girl!" If it was someone else you'de be calling her a s**t. I fricking hate Angelina Jolie. I hope she falls through a fault line while jogging. Although she looks like she can't even lift a pencil, so she propably can't run.

Elle Abraham said...

After you posted that link of Brad I have been heartbroken and honestly can understand why lol

Elle Abraham said...

After you posted that link of Brad I have been heartbroken and honestly can understand why lol

lazyday603 said...

I was sure this was Jessica Simpson and the late Thomas Kinkade.

Rach Around said...

@Charlie: depends how hairy you (both) are. My husband would be stuck to me and suffer either an enforced chest or nut sack wax. Ouch.