Thursday, January 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 1, 2013

This A+ list model and current A list celebrity was sloppy drunk the other night and was letting any male or female who engaged her in conversation to touch her breasts. Apparently someone earlier in the day had said they were fake and all night she wanted to prove they were real. No one complained. This will be revealed.

Cara Delevingne

24 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

I gotta find parties like this.

Renoblondee said...

After reading a million blinds about this one, I'd say she's going to crash and burn early in life.

only said...

I had to Google her and after seeing pictures who would believe she a a boob job? Probably an excuse for some action that night.

skimpymist said...

She's in kate moss territory. This is not going to end well.

sandybrook said...

Like @only says she has no tits.

FSP said...

Her eyebrows scare the fuck out of me.

JSierra said...

This girl is a wreck but I love her and her giant eyebrows.

Sprink said...

Who would have trouble believing her breasts are real?

RF said...

She's flat as a board. What were people feeling?

FrenchGirl said...

boob job? she has an A cup breast!

Sherry said...

Lord those are some face caterpillars aren't they? It's like you could almost comb those brows into the hairline.

Pip said...

I love her eyebrows! They're very unique, without looking like a train wreck. I'm assuming people just said she had a boob job, so they'd be allowed to touch them to find out. If you look at any picture of her, it's obvious she hasn't had work done on her tatas.

Barton Fink said...

Things got really out of hand when someone accused her of having a fake vagina.

mistang said...

Considering she's partying with Rihanna, yeah I'd say she might crash pretty hard.

Alita said...

LOL @Barton! Was it thus proven there was no hymen rejuv surgery for Miss Delvigne?

Looziana Magnolia said...

I had a friend who would get drunk and have us girls feel her implants. Haven't seen her in a couple of years but I'm sure she is still around ;)

Jessie said...

Delevigne's eyebrows are fantastic. I much prefer them to Lily Collins' who is a slip of an eyebrow pencil away from a monobrow.

Its just U said...

Sounds like a regular night to me. People can't help themselves. Mine are very real and very much the opposite of Cara's.

NaughtyNurse said...

Count, you should hang out with my friends. We've been known to feel the boobies after a few bottles of wine!

Mark B said...

she's kind of cute, but she's just a fuck up

di butler said...

Someone thought her bee stings were fake? Wha...?

Fuck You NBC said...

Perhaps this was meant to be typed as "Kate Upton"? She fits - previous blinds have her as a drunk (contributed to demise of Verlander relationship), and no way Cara is A-list celeb.

Rach Around said...

I'm waiting for fashion to revive the Frida Kahlo look this season. Stop the waxing ladies and embrace the mono.

cowbulls said...

A list?? Just what the heck qualifies a model as A list? This chick looks like a tall teenage boy.