Sunday, January 19, 2014

Dennis Rodman Checks Into Rehab

While Dennis Rodman was in North Korea propping up a regime his agent said the pressure was intense which caused Dennis to drink more than the agent had ever seen previously. Do you know how much he must have been drinking. This is Dennis Rodman we are talking about. Was he drinking Soju at a bottle a minute pace? Drinking 24 hours straight? Was he drunk during the basketball game he played? He already said he was drunk when he said the horrible things about the American being kept prisoner. Maybe this is his way of looking for a way out from those statements.

29 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Dennis Rodman was a fantastic basketball player, one of the best defenders out there. His rebounding alone. Apparently has a lot of demons. Wish him well

Topper Madison said...

I hope he's in rehab in North Korea.

texas rose said...

I think it is referred to as re-education in NK Topper.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Man, that is effed up. He takes the NK money, pals around, plays around and as soon as he gets home ; he sells him out.
Dick, at least have the courage of your ( WTF am I saying, he Has no conviction that doesn't involve sports) at least admit why you did it and let the chips fall. F em if they can't take a joke!

Seven of Eleven said...

I feel for the people who work at rehab centers. Imagine having to put up with these twats as a job.

Pink Cashmere said...

I met him once and he smelled like urine and bad decisions. I think it's more than alcohol that he was on. When I met him it was a lot of coke.

texas rose said...

Before his NK trips and 'friendship' with Kim Jong-Il he was just a moron/idiot with a platform- now he is truly deserving of scorn and contempt (esp after statements about Bae's imprisonment)- and no getting off the hook with 'rehab'. Fuck him.

TalksTooMuch said...

I worked at a rehab centre. It's more the seeing them every week every week that is so disheartening.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Here's what I WANT. He was spying for the U.S. and rehab is his cover while he is debriefed. Hahahaha!

Its just U said...

Imagine what it must be like inside his head. That has got to be a scary place.
I really don't like him. He creeps me out.

Kels said...

I just hate that the VICE doc about North Korea where they go to NK to play basketball I watched is tainted now. That was an amazing thing to see, I really thought there would be progress.

Maybe there will be but Dennis Rodman is not the key. Harlem Globetrotters are!

Kimba said...

I wanted Rodman's team to beat the Korean s, then I wanted Rodman to be the sacrifice and be fed to a gang of starving dogs, while his teammate buddies toasted the Leader while watching.

auntliddy said...

Dont judge me, but i watched the celeb rehab he was on. He has some aspbergers, along with HUGE addiction. He pretty much said he only on the show for money and had no intention of stopping drinking. And he didnt. Its sad; i dont give a shit about him or basketball, but he has children he pays no attention to. His wife and kids came while he was in rehab, and he barely interacted with them. Wife decided she was going ahead with divorce. I think he's a selfish prick, and the us no money in the universe that would make me betray America or hang out with any oppressive dictator that supresses human rights. He's in rehab to get his drinking down to a dull roar, and then out pimping himself for next paycheck. I have no respect for him at all.

auntliddy said...

*there is no money*

texas rose said...

Auntliddy - I judge you right on target or as the late Ed McMahon was say "You are correct Sir!!" (sorry about the sir but had to get quote correct:)

Alexa Rose said...

@Steampunk, I wonder if he really is secretly a spy for the U.S.? Otherwise, I say take away his passport next time and force him to stay in N. Korea. I don't find N. Korea to be a joke. I have several friends and family members in S. Korea and worry about them. If WW3 happens I see N. Korea being a big part of it.

Sprink said...

My heart really does bleed for people like Rodman. Or Bieber. Or Bynes. Or others out there, not famous, not privileged, not rich...even those girls who bet down a friend before they filmed her being raped.

I don't excuse them at all, but somewhere, a long time ago, they started out with hope and possibility, and something went dreadfully wrong. It's simply tragic.

Tina Mallette said...

I watched him on Celeb Rehab and didn't Dr. Drew says he's got some possible brain damage from all his addictions because he sure talked like it then.

Tina Mallette said...

I hope he has money saved up because he'll be a prime candidate for early dementia.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I agree, north Korea is too volatile in its leadership.

Gypsytrill said...

So, that explains his behavior in North Korea. What explains his horrible behavior for the last 25 years?

iknowpeople said...

Knew Dennis when he played for the Bulls. Which Dennis showed up was always a crapshoot, but he was never this bad. There is more than addiction issues going on. That said, if you caught him on a good day, he was a humble, generous guy.

SecretTorture said...

He was a legend in his day, A lot of readers are too young to know that and they only see the guy who was on Celebrity Rehab and the hot mess he is now, But this is the future that awaits a large portion of athletes we know today. Only they wont be given paychecks from NK.

Blondie! said...

I don't think he's really doing rehab. I think he's just going to stay out of the way somewhere until this latest mess goes away.

Paint Chips said...

Dennis and Mr. Kim are trying to get a reality show together.

I hope the rehab place keeps him for about 20 years.

Wen said...

ASSSSSSSSSS-HOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEE

ninotchka said...

The Worm was a great ballplayer. As a former NBA player, he has a good pension from the union. He'll never starve, even if he disappears from our television screens.


That said, his problems keep getting worse and the public perception of him keeps getting A LOT worse. It's too bad because he is actually crazy. Real crazy, not Hollywood crazy.

Queenie said...

Well said

Queenie said...

Interesting