Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Farrah Abraham Admits Boyfriend Wasn't Real For Couples Therapy - First Choice Was Married

Apparently even though Farrah Abraham won't admit it publicly she did tell one of her friends that the boyfriend she was supposed to bring on Couples Therapy was not really her boyfriend but that she was backed into a corner because her first choice and the guy she was seeing at the time of the casting backed out on her because he is still married. The friend was a little iffy on the whole marriage thing as to whether the guy is separated or still living in the same house but just that he didn't think it was right for him to be going on national television with Farrah while he was still married because it might look bad in a headline. Yeah, it does look kind of bad because there is not usually room in a headline to say that someone is separated or to get into those nuances. I'm actually shocked Farrah didn't pick one of the corpses she posed with for that magazine to be her boyfriend. I'm also shocked she didn't think to just come out to LA and find some starving actor who would have jumped at the chance to portray her boyfriend on a national show for mid five figures. Casting a DJ in Orlando who has a girlfriend is not the way to go. Lesson learned.

26 comments:

LottaColada said...

So you're telling me, reality television isn't reality?

Count Jerkula said...

Stupid whores are gonna do stupid things.

Jacq said...

If it's coming out of her mouth, it's a lie.
If it's going in her mouth, it's a dick. The end.

Count Jerkula said...

LOL! @ Jacq

Del Riser said...

Another person getting fame, and big bucks for being a scourge to society.

LottaColada said...

That's pretty hilarious

FrenchGirl said...

@Jacq LOL

Count Jerkula said...

Jacq's comment has me thinking of the classic joke:

What is the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick.

That joke is easily adaptable too:

What is the smartest thing to come out of a Kardashian's mouth? Kanye's dick.

What is the smartest thing to come out of Tom Cruise's mouth? Travolta's dick.

And on and on. I would just suggest not using it when arguing with the woman in your life. Even if attempting to use the joke playfully, not spitefully, it tends to not go over well.

Rach Around said...

I guess for someone who takes it up the shitter, it's pushed out of her mouth.

Stepforded said...

Ugh - she's so hideous. Who are the clowns who keep giving her these 'opportunities'?

Seven of Eleven said...

So this guy thinks being outed as a married cheater is worse than dating "backdoor teen mom" Farrah Abraham? Only a DJ in Florida...

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Godddd her crying face is just as ugly as her fake orgasm face.
Does she also say 'oh baby' all the time while crying?

Lauren said...

Weird. I suddenly feel compelled to take a bleach bath.

texas rose said...

I was hoping for the first anal scene on 'Couples Therapy". Maybe next season then.

bellaluna said...

You just made me choke on my coffee! Thanks for the laugh!

onenicemonster said...

ESPECIALLY this one.

onenicemonster said...

Day. Made.

Kimba said...

"Fire in the hole!" Nasty.

Derek Harvey said...

classic Farrahs crying face...

auntliddy said...

who"s surprised? Once she got a taste of fame, she will do anything to keep it. Very troubled, unlikable girl.

Sprink said...

I know virtually nothing about this person but find myself feeling really, really sorry for her. Good grief.

@Count...thanks for the laughs. Will keep the jokes in mind and use sparingly, as one should.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Jacq +1

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ninotchka said...

Who is the fucking Timekeeper these days? Slacker. This skank has gone way, way, WAY over her 15 minutes.

NaughtyNurse said...

Hm. She looks like Leah Remini when she's got the crying face on like that.