Monday, January 13, 2014

Golden Globes Photos Part Seven

Amber Heard

James Parsons
Jacqueline Bisset
Lizzy Caplan
Ariel Winter
Rashida Jones
Sarah Hyland
Adam Scott
Kyra Sedgwick
Kristin Chenoweth

46 comments:

Sugar said...

Kyra's and Sarah's dresses are very similar.

Sarah said...

Kristin C, stop with the face already

Sarah said...

Why the hell is Johnny's girlfriend at the top? Lizzie Caplan is there!

sandybrook said...

I dont know why Sarah Hyland looks like a plastic doll all the time.

Renoblondee said...

Amber looks like the bride of Frankenstein.

K said...

@sandybrook, because she had major surgery

I wish everyone would stop trying to make Amber Heard happen

Seven of Eleven said...

Sheldon Cooper, Adam Scott, and Rashida Jones all in the same post? It's like Christmas morning!

Except Chenoweth, whom I adore, looks like a blue Grinch. Don't steal my Christmas, Glinda!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Amber Heard looks like Kramer.

Sarah Hyland usually looks adorable but last night she looked like she escaped from The Addams Family.

Count Jerkula said...

TOP 3

Heard

Kaplan

Hyland


BOTTOM 3

Sedgwick

Chenoweth

Bisset

libby said...

Amber Heard is the one trying sooooo hard to make herself happen. I think Depp's reflected star power is the only thing fueling these awards invites. He is such a dupe.

discoflux said...

Adam Scoot - I love you so much but, PLEASE SHAVE YOUR FUCKING NECK.

sandybrook said...

Ah ccmon Count, Bissett is like 73 years old you probably enjoyed the see-thru T-shirt when she did The Deep.

teresa crane said...

ADAM SCOTT MEOWWWW

Long time lurker, first time poster. Hi guys :D

Sugar said...

HI Teresa!

Sherry said...

Hey Teresa!
I was wondering what was different about Sarah Hyland. Did they make her eyebrows too dark? What happened there?
And I wonder how many big stars Amber Heard approached to see id she could "work" her way up the H'wd ladder, so to speak. I hate two faced users.

loopymommy said...

Ariel Winter looks gorgeous.

NaughtyNurse said...

OK, Amber Heard. Angelina Jolie called from last year. She wants her leg-dress back.

Eros said...

I dont know who mpst of these people are except amber h. ( and a few others) . Anywho love amber's dress and overall look but wtf is up with her hair. Its a shapeless mound. Wtf..lol..

lazyday603 said...

I saw the early portion of E! coverage where the red carpet was flooding from a broken sprinkler line. That must be where Amber Heard stood for her picture. How many volts of electricity is she being zapped with in that picture?

Del Riser said...

Bisset could have used a good hair conditioner.

lazyday603 said...

Bisset could have used a cup of coffee before her speech too.

Eros said...

Lol!!! Ikr

rhinovodka said...

I never recognize Amber Heard. I don't know why.

Dena said...

I don't think Amber Heard will become a big deal unless her fuck buddies set her up with some great roles.

Sarah Hyland seems to be trying for a Frieda Kahlo vibe or something. Pretty dress on her.

Count Jerkula said...

@sandy: well if we can get a time machine involved in the afterparty, i'd bump Hyland off the list and take Ariel Winyer @ 19, with a coke or adderall addiction.

Turkish Taffy said...

LOL. Love the way Enty grouped Eve Harrington (Amber Heard) with a bunch of TALENTED actors who were actually there because they were nominees.

NaughtyNurse said...

Sarah Hyland is looking way too skinny. She is starting to resemble a Pez dispenser.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

So I guess that means my guess for Johnny Depp on the blind about the dude who drains his chicks (and tells them to get skinny) is right? Amber looks like she lost a ton of weight :'(

goes in circles said...

Hyland's eyebrows are too close together.

auntliddy said...

Bissett's stringly hair is the least of her problems. She will never live down that inane speech she spurted out. Train wreck!!

luvgossip said...

I saw a few women with the Frida Kahlo look to the eyebrows. Stop it! It's ugly!

Brenda L said...

Jacqueline Bissett's dress....she looks like she's getting ready to hang out with King Arthur or something.

ninotchka said...

Why is Ariel Wynter wearing Sofia Vergara's dress?

I have no idea who Lizzie Caplan is but she looks fab. Great dress.

Jackie Bisset looks good for her age but that dress is awful and her hair could use some work. Still, I love her - always have. The story was that she used men the way Hollywood men use women and she lived to tell the tale. Good for her.


Amber Heard looks like she's in that vibrator commercial where it blows people's hair back. Great dress. Great body. Great face. Seriously bad hair.

KT said...

Somebody already beat me to it...so, cosigning...(for AmberH)

Low Key said...

@Count: I don't think you could handle Jackie Bissett. You might die trying, tho ;)

Count Jerkula said...

@LowKey: I hope to not bang a broad Bisset's age until I'm 115 years old.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, and I forgot to say that Ariel Winter is adorable.

PS: Are those actually PALM TREES on Rashida Jones' dress????? Uh…that is a fashion misstep.

Just Another HR Lady said...

@ninotchka Lizzy Caplan is one of those actresses who seem like they're in everything, but I'll always think of her as Janis from Mean Girls. She also dated Matthew Perry for six years on the down low.

cowbulls said...

I never noticed Amber Heard before but I thought from the scalp down she was the second sexiest woman (Kate Beckinsale)last night.

Gytrash said...

Ariel looks lovely. I know she was the popular guess for the blind about an actress being written off a show because she can't stop gaining weight, but this picture leads me to think she's really just dressed in unflattering clothes on the show.

Jacq said...

I can't believe Rashida wasn't in a single other fashio post anywhere. She looks beautiful and tailored perfectly

PJJ said...

@K not at all. She probably popped out of her mom looking like she does now, she's been on TV forever so there's proof. Her make-up is just wrong in this picture.

Red said...

Sarah Hyland has a face like a cat, not a human.
Lizzy Caplan is great in "Masters & Johnson."

rajahcat said...

how drunk was Bissett??

love Lizzie

rajahcat said...

Lizzy

MadLyb said...

If I could live my life as anyone, it would be as Jacqueline Bisset. She has been with some AMAZING men.

@rhinovodka - Me neither! She's extremely pretty, but there's nothing truly distinctive about her that would make her memorable. To me, anyway.