Sunday, January 26, 2014

Grammy Red Carpet


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Derek Harvey said...

Wiz is a little dork

ninotchka said...

Bald chick's name is Amber! She looks pretty.

A bit too much tanner but still pretty.

Bacon Ranch said...

Sierra is beautiful! Love that she's all "Yeah, I eat"
She's a great interview. too, she just showed skinny how it's done (which is why I think skinny ended that chat pretty quick)

TalksTooMuch said...

That doesn't look like a good colour on Amber Rose, right?

Stepforded said...

Amber is a stunning woman.

I thought Calvin Harris and Rita Ora had split ... obviously not though, as he dropped her off at the gym the other day and here he is now ...

Rose Lizenberg said...

Whizz Kalifa needs to calm down

OneEyeCharlie said...

Staying high. He is so BAKED

Stepforded said...

Colbie Caillat should be more popular than she is - she has gorgeous voice!

ninotchka said...

Gold lame blonde chick with the faux Marilyn hair... Rita Ora? God I suck at the Grammys.

Colby AnotherpersonIdon'tknow.

Oh highly medicated - okay. I can support that.

TalksTooMuch said...

The last living television censor from the 50s just choked watching Wiz Khalifa

Dingle Barry said...

Wiz is sleep walking. Love him!

Derek Harvey said...

please tell me frozen french fry aka Rita Whora is not nominated

Bacon Ranch said...

Okay that guy with Kelly...his voice is freaking me out at this point.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Oh no. High pitched voice guy. Chewing at my own wrists

Good god. John Waters wants to bitch slap him

TalksTooMuch said...

What is that DRESS, KELLY???

Derek Harvey said...

who wore it better...

Kristin said...

"How is it to see your dad, Kelly?" Oh Ross.

This Grammy fashion is boring. Where are the gowns made of bbq tools? Or someone dressed as their artistic interpretation of Zach Braff?

Derek Harvey said...

I bet shes going to Dubai pffft

Dingle Barry said...

H...A...H....A. Wiz laughing slowly.

ninotchka said...

Paris and that stupid backbend pose.

Wrinkly illusion netting.

Kelly and Dad. I hate her but I can't hate that, it's her dad.

Oh Ross, honey, no.

The mysterious Colby chick again.

More illusion shit dresses.

She's covering an arm tat with makeup but it's not quite doing the job.

Stepforded said...

Oooh interesting *eye wink* she's never been to Dubai but is about to go for the jazz festival #NotAYachtGirl

TalksTooMuch said...

Colbie, if you are going to wear a dress like that, BRUSH YOUR HAIR!!

Stepforded said...

My new most-hated word: "tools" - as in 'my parents gave me all the tools' and 'I feel like I have more tools in my kit now" ...

Oh gawd, Katy Perry ... the only more annoying thing than her is that bloody awful song 'Roar' ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, Reno, so.over.katy.perry

Don't get the hair, the dress with the curtain sheers!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

EOnline.com has three livestreams if you can't watch on TV. A fashion cam, limo cam, and a livestream cam.

Derek Harvey said...

wheres Courtney Love when you need her/

Bacon Ranch said...

You feel my pain Charlie

It's the Seinfeld episode! That's what it is. When Jerry was calling a woman and her boyfriend answered who sounded just like her.

That's who he reminds me of.
Like, when he's ordering a pizza he probably has to explain he's not a ma'am every.single.time

Stepforded said...

That's right, Ryan ... push her into the mani cam ... and RUN!

Dingle Barry said...

Grandma's sheet...music/cat scratch post

ninotchka said...

Oh no. Katy fucking Perry.

I recognize her at least.

She looks HUGE.

Serving bad 60's hair.

Oh, music notes on the dress. Subtle.

Oh, shilling Cover Girl. God, what an embarrassing spiel.

She doesn't know if it's Cover Girl? LIE, bitch.

Derek Harvey said...

why??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Hammer_Girl said...

My daughter just said she could use her markers and make a better dress than KP

Stepforded said...

@Zeeky - that's just for the US and Canada though, right? :-(

Derek Harvey said...

someone put a muzzle on it

JSierra said...

Welp Rita is fucked up, everyone drink!

OneEyeCharlie said...

My patch tonight is Ralph Lauren purple label

Stepforded said...

Ewwww gross - I just see lots of breeding bacteria on those fingers :-/

ninotchka said...

Oh, hey Batman pinkie nails.

So she sings, this girl? I only see her on CDAN and I'm not really sure what her deal is.

At least she didn't wear a ball gown like some of these hos

She's less obnoxious than some of these hos as well. Huh. Good to know.

TalksTooMuch said...

Gold lame?? When did the 80s come back? Wait! That also explains Kelly's dress

Stepforded said...

@Charlie - and very dapper, indeed! Did you have input into the cut, or did your stylist make the decision on your behalf?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Camera guy just discovered the zoom button

Stepforded said...

Keith Urban! Hello there, fellow New Zealander! :-) xxx

ninotchka said...

OH SHIT.

Keith - did Nicole approve this haircut and color change?

Kristin said...

Thanks Charlie! I totally predicted the Ralph Lauren in the pre-show!

TalksTooMuch said...

Love Keith Urban!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Well, I wanted to accent the cheekbones, but sometimes you just need to put your trust in your stylist

Derek Harvey said...

Keith Urban borrowed Ellens stylist for the night---its Ralph Lauren Purple label

ninotchka said...

Oh he's high. Okay. Can't say I blame him.

Poor Keith. I know he cut that deal with the ice queen but I still feel sorry for him.

He's good on Idol.

TalksTooMuch said...

Shhhhh, it's Pink. Nobody tell Derek

OneEyeCharlie said...

I think Pink could take me in a fight

Dingle Barry said...

Is Keith seeing the same plastics guy as Nicole??

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahaha Ryan and Pink in heels are the same height!

Stepforded said...

P!nk! I love her, her music and her beautiful little Willow ... so precious :-)

She's a right biarch to work for though - treated one of her former assistants veeeery poorly. Assistant in question had a sister who worked on TV as a reporter, who interviewed P!nk and asked her about it ... did not go well, and reporter got fired!

Kimba said...

I love Pink forever - can't wait to hear her belt it out!
Ryan is a little more on the ball tonight, little.

OneEyeCharlie said...

They say Red Carpet a whole bunch

ninotchka said...

Oh Pink, that dress is... umm.. red.

Kristin said...

Pink could take this whole comment board in a fight, Charlie.

Derek Harvey said...

I guess red is the colour of the night

Stepforded said...

Fun fact: Keith was born in Whangarei, which is pronounced Farrrn-gar-ay. It's a lovely beachy city at the top of the North Island which gets hampered with crowds in the Summer. Left NZ for Oz at a very young age.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Stepforded, Re: Eonline streaming

I don't know. It's their own content, so they may be able to show it worldwide. There's also proxies out there you can use to fool the IP sensors into thinking you're in the correct country, but I've never had any luck with those myself.

Derek Harvey said...

lol I saw Pink in concert once (not by choice) she is ok---just think she is over-rated prefer Gaga Rihanna Madonna in terms of pop chicks

WritergirlinLa said...

Macklemore looks like my ex husband.

Stepforded said...

@ninotchka - not a nice person at all. Google 'Rita Ora and Rob Kardashian' in these loooooong commercial breaks for a bit of background reading. She likes to "share it around" if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Stepforded said...

Oh look, it's Madonna in a stupid hat. Good grief.

Derek Harvey said...

Madonna!?!!?!? you dont have to go from one extreme to the other and OF COURSE she brought her BLACK kid

Stepforded said...

Oh - Madonna and Macklemore. That will be good to watch. As will Lorde and David Bowie together.

Hammer_Girl said...

Wtf is Madonna wearing?

TalksTooMuch said...

Madonna is terrible. So terrible being interviewed

Kimba said...

Madonna is that much smaller than Ryan, never knew.
She's not looking great, ghostly and should be buried.
Is that her kid? Cute, wonder what term of endearment she calls him?

Derek Harvey said...

Madonna?!?!?!? I am so sad---looked like she was crying

Ray Nicolet said...

Madonna looks so old but her kid is cute!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Noooooo. Not Ross again

ninotchka said...

Oh god, Madge

With that kid she bought in Malawi.

And hats. And the stupid gloves.

Madge still haggy and that horrendous grill.

Oh she's pissed at Ryan's questions. I like Ryan all of a sudden.

She has bags under her eyes. Oh, telling the kid to be quiet because it's ALL ABOUT HER.

Cunt. Super Cunt.

Derek Harvey said...

Bowie is playing with Lorde?

Dingle Barry said...

Madonna looks like a hag. Leave her beautiful black son alone!

Renoblondee said...

Okay, thanks @TTM! Missed that.

WritergirlinLa said...

Oh yeah. Macklemore definitely looks like my ex hubby.

Susan said...

Late to the game. Just got done work and then had to make a Wal-Mart run.

Pink looks cute.

Madonna? What the what?

Stepforded said...

Oooooh Macklemore and Ryan Lewis! Hotties :-)

Macklemore is a really nice guy in real life - very humble and down to earth. His fiance Tricia is just so incredibly gorgeous and nice too. Lovely, lovely people.

Derek Harvey said...

gonna gt some hummus---hopefully the ginger rapper is gone

NapAssasin said...

Oh Madonna.... You don't have to try so hard. But. Your kid is the cutest!

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh yaaaay, it's Macklemore

Hammer_Girl said...

I swear Macklemore is my former BIL's long lost twin, except with better taste in clothes and less roid rage

ninotchka said...

Thanks Stepforded - I vaguely remember her in connection with the Trashians but I just can't get a handle on her.

So she's a big ol' ho? Got it.

Still, does a regular ol' ho deserve the pure evil and horror of the Trashian's ho stroll? I think not.

Stepforded said...

@Derek Harvey - I'm pretty sure that's what she said.

ninotchka said...

Whoa. How many fucking bodyguards did Madge have in that last shot, eight?

Overkill. As usual.

Derek Harvey said...

I like Lorde I just refuse to spin around 3 times infront of a mirror in the dark and say her name

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

The Fashion cam I'm watching is silent, so when Madonna and Son were on there, in my mind that old song "The Entertainer" was playing as they posed.

Dingle Barry said...

Madonna is the mother voted most likely to tell her children. "I can take you back to your home country if you don't comply!"

ninotchka said...

HAG ALERT. AGAIN.

Stepforded said...

I can imagine Madonna being really mean to the up-and-comers ...

Derek Harvey said...

Rita Whora over-kill

Stepforded said...

Of course Kelly is going to gush about Rita Ora #predictable

OneEyeCharlie said...

I can't tell who's voice bothers me more. Oh to be deaf in one ear instead of blind in one eye

WritergirlinLa said...

I don't get the appeal of Rita Ora.

Dingle Barry said...

Is Kevin Hart on his knees??

TalksTooMuch said...

LOVE Kevin Hart!!

Bacon Ranch said...

That guy is tiny

OneEyeCharlie said...

Is she standing on a box or is he 5 foot nothing?

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, dear baby jeebus. I just checked in. Flipped the channel and was smacked in the face by Madonna's crypt keeper face!! Aaaargh!!! Why did I do this to myself?????

Dingle Barry said...

Writer girl , I agree. She just looks nasty for some reason.

Derek Harvey said...

ok OT but quickly if anyone agrees---I AM SO TIRED of people on FB bitching about being sick and having a cold---anyone else notice this trend?

TalksTooMuch said...

He's tiny and perfect just as he is!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Piss test for cocaine

ninotchka said...

Kevin Hart!

Funny funny funny.

Midget though.

He's doing Beyonce - hee.

Speedbump - lolol

Okay, I like him. Please baby jebus, don't let him turn into Martin Lawrence.

Stepforded said...

Kevin Hart is going over time ... G is getting nervous ...

Derek Harvey said...

Rita Whora looks like a frozen french fry

Dingle Barry said...

Kevin makes Coleman look tall

WritergirlinLa said...

Kevin Hart is as tall as my mom! 5' 2"!

Derek Harvey said...

yeah agree @oneye crack much

OneEyeCharlie said...

Derek, I'm just sick of being cold. Fookin Alberta sent us nasty weather

WritergirlinLa said...

Tom Cruise is a giant compared to Kevin Hart!

Renoblondee said...

Jeebus people, leave my Katy ALOOONNNEEE! ;)

Stepforded said...

Did I hear that right - George styled Katy Perry?

Bacon Ranch said...

Would a kick in naughty bits have the reverse effect on this guy? Lower his voice?

Dingle Barry said...

F*^%ing Thicke head.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Yay. More sunglasses

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay!! Robin Thicke!!

Susan said...

LOVE Katy Perry's dress. She looks so cute and glamorous.

ninotchka said...

Oh, she summoned that little man for a picture - and she was a bit irritated. Nice, Katy.

Stepforded said...

Oh look, it's that tosser in his sunglasses ... I don't think he's good looking at all - there's someting weird about his mouth. And he's wearing his pinky ring - #SpeaksVolumes

Paula Paton deserves better than this douche ... and designers, don't loan him a suit as he won't remember your name!

Bacon Ranch said...

Speaking of someone who needs a kick in the nuts..nice ego, Robin

Kimba said...

Where's his wife, she's beautiful.....she wear a sexy number at Clives party last night. A lacy mullet dress.

Stepforded said...

Why is Anna Faris a presenter at a music awards show?

Derek Harvey said...

love Anna Farris and her new show

ninotchka said...

Oh, Robin Thicke douchiness.

I used to like him, now he's so sweaty and douchey.

Anna Faris looks like an albino.

WritergirlinLa said...

Ana Farris always looks like she's maintaining a buzz to me.

NaughtyNurse said...

But Derek, I really AM sick and have a cold!! Stuffy and achey and all!!!

Stepforded said...

@Kimba - did you see Sandra Bullock there? What was she wearing?

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry about the weather, Charlie! Honest

Derek Harvey said...

@stepforded cause she is on a CBS show and its aired on CBS

OneEyeCharlie said...

Ha. Potato farmer. That shit was funny

Susan said...

Kevin Hart is taller than me. LOL. He was wound up. Interesting seeing his gf after seeing their FB pics on vacay. Yes, I follow him and Luda on Facebook. Interesting about Luda's love child. Kinda suprised that shit hasn't been on CDAN.

Stepforded said...

Taylor Swift looks blah ... blah hair, blah dress, blah posture ... #Disappointing

Renoblondee said...

@Susan Yay for Katy love!

Susan said...

Derek - LMAO re: complaints on FB.

Stepforded said...

Here's Skeletor ... a reunion, you say? He was hot in that video with Pitbull.

Derek Harvey said...

@NN well your a fucking Nurse!!! deal with it ; )

ninotchka said...

Why are they loving on that Katy Perry dress? It's AWFUL.

Curtains with musical notes drawn.

Ooooh, it's Skeletor - wasted - he is so talented but sooooo skeevy.

Bacon Ranch said...

Marc! Where is 7 of 11 with the Skeletor??

Susan said...

I should rock that Katy Perry dress to my next piano recital.

Derek Harvey said...

back off from Ariana Grande skeletor

TalksTooMuch said...

SwizzBeats is so unfortunate looking

Stepforded said...

@Charlie - you need to jump on a plane and come out here - it's roasting hot today, albeit a bit windy (the sea looks choppy). It's about 25C ... but it rained yesterday, which was a bit of a shock to the system :-)

OneEyeCharlie said...

I would pay Seacrest $200 to motorboat Taylor

NaughtyNurse said...

Taylor Swift is a freakin GIANT. Gorgeous, too. When is she not flawless?!

Derek Harvey said...

Taylor looks sweet she is 7ft tall I swear

TalksTooMuch said...

Taylor Swift looks JUST like Faith Hill! Do you think she thought she was going to the Oscars?

WritergirlinLa said...

I wish Swift would just go away. Please. Just go.

Stepforded said...

How many times are E! going to bring up the Jennifer Lawrence photobomb incident? #FindSomeNewMaterial

Kimba said...

Step on him Taylor - she also looked amazing last night, best legs. I go back and forth with her, I like her again, this moment, unless she pulls the "what, me!?" Tonight.

Susan said...

Taylor Swift - YAWN!!

How did Paris Hilton get her played out ass invited to the Grammys?

OneEyeCharlie said...

I would LOVE to Stepforded. Need a personal chef? I can be real servile for that kind of weather

Derek Harvey said...

Taylor should go darker or blonder with her hair though---too mousey of a colour

TalksTooMuch said...

Ryan Seacrest and Taylor Swift: same height differential as Kevin Hart and Cruella

Susan said...

Taylor Swift and Kevin Hart should be photographed side by side.

Dingle Barry said...

Amazing! Jrinks up

Stepforded said...

Taylor always seems so nervous and unsure of herself ...

Bacon Ranch said...

Aw, that was a cute interview with Taylor

ninotchka said...

Oh god, Swifty.

Very thin. Very shiny.

Two feet taller than Seacrest.

The dress weighs more than she does.

Awful girl.

WritergirlinLa said...

It's on a continuous loop it seems.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Ya know when they sometimes re-edit movies to give them a PG rating instead of R, so younger people can go see it? LL Cool J's date's dress looked like they did that to JLo's old green dress.

Stepforded said...

NPH looks great!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Seeing NPH makes me anxious to see the opening number for the Tonys

ninotchka said...

NPH - FANTASTIC

He hasn't undressed a woman with his eyes since... not ever.

Nice poster for Hedwig. He'll rock the shit out of that show.

Bacon Ranch said...

What's Doogie doing there?

Stepforded said...

@Derek Harvey - oh, right! That makes sense then. Wondered why there was so much crossover.

And again - they've cut Giuliana off and gone to commercial - weird ...

Derek Harvey said...

all the CBS stars will be there

Dingle Barry said...

NPH can do no wrong.

Bacon Ranch said...

Gotcha Derek, makes sense :)

Dingle Barry said...

Guiliana is ODing on Aderall tonight. Calm down betch.

Derek Harvey said...

I hope Madonna doesnt do some drama queen speech tonight about racism etc and embarrass herself and embarrass me for being a fan

Hammer_Girl said...

Every time I see Guilianna I think of the Ethiopian kid on South Park. Somebody hold her down so I can shove a cheeseburger down her throat.

NaughtyNurse said...

Ugh. Katy Perry's dress is fugly.

Stepforded said...

Dave Grohl always looks so dirty ...

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Robin Thicke today: One part George Michael, one part used-car salesman.

WritergirlinLa said...

Dave Grohl should be my future ex husband.

ninotchka said...

She still looks HUGE HUGE HUGE.

WTF? Has she always looked fat and I just never noticed?

Horrendous dress and hair. I guess the makeup was okay.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Thank you for NOT wearing sunglasses, Dave. And being coherent

Kimba said...

Nice thought DH, I really hope she does!!!!

ninotchka said...

Oh, sort of pretty sparkly pink dress on someone I don't know.

And weird motorcycle helmets.

Oh Dave Grohl - at least I recognize him.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wait. Ciara is pregnant? With JayZ's baby?

Derek Harvey said...

love Cyndi Lauper lol

WritergirlinLa said...

Daft Punk!!!!!!!! Love them!

Kimba said...

Cyndi will always RULE, love that her and Madge and both there & she's already won, take that!

ninotchka said...

CYNDI LAUPER!

A musical giant among ants.

I don't care what she looks like - she can do no wrong.

Oh my god, an Ethel Mermann reference? LOLOLOL So funny.

Stepforded said...

Cyndi Lauper! Love her!!!!

I wonder if she and Madonna speak ...

I'm pleased so see she's rocking her popstar vibe - last time I saw her, she was on Celebrity Apprentice and looked like everyone else ... it was all wrong.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh! And Steven Tyler is really embracing that pornstache!

Susan said...

Paula Patton's dress is horrendous. Robin Thicke would look like less of a douche without the sunglasses.

Love Cyndi Lauper.

Derek Harvey said...

Paula Patton is wearing another hideous Dynasty dress

Stepforded said...

Only thing worse than having Robin Thicke at an awards show is having Alan Thicke there too ... yuck, imagine those two leeches trying to pick up all the women ... there are bound to be lots of Blinds tomorrow on these two

NaughtyNurse said...

Hmmm…I've got to say….I wouldn't mind being the stuffing in a Robin Thicke/Paula Patton sandwich.

ninotchka said...

That Amber chick's body just won't quit.

Wiz Whatshisname looks like shit.

Derek Harvey said...

honestly---what is Rita Whora????? her music is horrible and not top-charting

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Hello CDAN readers! *walking in and waving*

ninotchka said...

They both look hot, Nurse, I can't blame you for the sandwich lust.

They'd probably go for it, too. Isn't the word that they like to play?

Bacon Ranch said...

Cyndi needs some coffee.
Oh neat, Kelly is leaving, so we get high pitch Eric solo

NaughtyNurse said...

Yes. Yes, they do.

Dingle Barry said...

Wiz is not feeling a thing!

JSierra said...

Shit I love Dynasty style dresses. I would wear that shit to bed if I could. This preshow was incredibly boring. Where is Miley to spice things up!

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