Sunday, January 26, 2014

Grammy Red Carpet


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NaughtyNurse said...

Hmmmmmm…is this photo a hint at MV?????

TalksTooMuch said...

No, this is where we gather, yay!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Hashtag dismilf??

JSierra said...

I've got my popcorn and my boxed wine y'all, I'm ready to go!

TalksTooMuch said...

Again, WHY IS KELLY CRITIQUING CLOTHING??

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey J!

Gay dude is hot tonight!

ninotchka said...

Oh shit. I'm late!

Hola, JLo! Still a bizarre dress.

TalksTooMuch said...

Have wine, trying to prep buttermilk biscuits on commercial breaks!

TalksTooMuch said...

Ed Sheeran! Yay for4 ginges!

TalksTooMuch said...

His almost-beard, tho...

Stepforded said...

Ryan Seacrest seems all weird again ... is he on something? Or just rusty, now that he's not doing E! News? (Surely not though - he's still on the radio, isn't he?)

TalksTooMuch said...

He's a new dad?? Okay, a kitten. Man, no way this dude isn't getting some

Stepforded said...

Gotta love a man who adopts a rescue kitten ... bless!

TalksTooMuch said...

Eww, John Legend is so hot. She just is obnoxious

Stepforded said...

Jon Legend is a very handsome man.

Shut up Chrissy, this is about Jon, not you.

TalksTooMuch said...

Chrissy Teigan; Me mee mee mee then I then me! Mee mee mee! We need Beaker!

Stepforded said...

@TTM - that's a lovely new picture of you and your little one! You both look so happy :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

Jinx, stepforded!

Stepforded said...

G's changed - thank goodness! Gosh, that dress and hairstyle just emphasises her skinniness ... :-/

TalksTooMuch said...

Thank you, Stepforded!

NaughtyNurse said...

Good god, Giuliana. Does she EVER eat????

Stepforded said...

Ooooh Aussies, take note! Alex Perry has dressed G today. Wow ... that's a good plug for him.

TalksTooMuch said...

Man! Guiliana's dress is like a figure skaters reject pile

Stepforded said...

Aaaaargh - not the mani cam!!! Lorde, stay away from it!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Pretty dress, whoever you are!

Stepforded said...

Kasey Musgraves is rocking that beautiful dress - on someone else I may not have said 'beautiful' but wow - gorgeous!

TalksTooMuch said...

Mani cam: lame

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, damn. A mani-cam? I don't know if I can watch this shit.

TalksTooMuch said...

Did she really just ask for her loser's face??

Stepforded said...

Kasey Musgraves looks like a young Catt Sadler ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Where's hot gay dude???

TalksTooMuch said...

Kelly Osbourne looks 50 dang years old in that matronly dress

Stepforded said...

Um ... why is Sarah Hyland at the Grammys?

NaughtyNurse said...

OK. A fake Brit accent on Kelly. WTF? I might have to throw in the towel.

TalksTooMuch said...

I want punk! Someone get drunk and crash this shit!

TalksTooMuch said...

Hang in there, nurse, we're gonna do shots whenever someone says "amazing!"

Stepforded said...

Enough of these two muppets ... surely E! can find better hosts than Kelly and Ross?

Bacon Ranch said...

Forgive me for not knowing my E! people, Kelly I recognize. Who in the hell is that guy with the higher pitched voice? It's like listening to an Alvin & the Chipmunks album.

Stepforded said...

@NaughtyNurse - I've noticed she always ups the ante on her accent at these things, unfortunately ... hopefully she won't fill much of the two hours.

sandybrook said...

Someone call for me @TTM I just ruined my carpet :(

NaughtyNurse said...

Already gave up. Watching skiing. Can't do the red carpet. Have fun, though!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Ooooh! Imagine Dragons!

TalksTooMuch said...

They referenced Malcolm Galdwell's book!

TalksTooMuch said...

Smart and hot, hold me back, ladies!

Derek Harvey said...

hey everyone!
Wheres the Biebs?
@TTM would love to join the book club but not into crime books so much but if when Lena Dunhams advice book or Farrah Abrahams book on Christian parenting comes-out count me in!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Why is Paris Hilton there???

Bacon Ranch said...

Seacrest is such a whore, just had to get a plug in for his radio station, didn't he?

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL okay Derek

Stepforded said...

Weird John Lennon lookalike guy aside, I'm impressed with how smart these rockers look ...

Oh gawd ... Paris Hilton just walked in with Birdman ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Austin Mahone

I am old

Stepforded said...

Weird John Lennon lookalike guy aside, I'm impressed with how smart these rockers look ...

Oh gawd ... Paris Hilton just walked in with Birdman ...

Derek Harvey said...

k i have to relocate my computer to the tv brb

TalksTooMuch said...

Ooh! Lets do shots whenever anyone says "blessed and honoured!"

TalksTooMuch said...

Skylar Grey, that dress color does nothing for you

TalksTooMuch said...

Hot blonde!

TalksTooMuch said...

I was hoping he Grammies might be a bit edgier. You know, cause us soccer moms are so hep

ninotchka said...

I missed Legend and his bimbo, Giuliana looks horrendous.

Sharon and Ozzy!

ninotchka said...

Paris Hilton is there? This will not end well.

TalksTooMuch said...

I love how Paris Hilton's date totally looks like he lost a bet

WritergirlinLa said...

I used to be so hip and in the know. Now I know hardly any of these people! Ok Ozzy Osbourne I know. This is so embarrassing.

Stepforded said...

Gosh, posting is taking soooo long ... and double-posting is happening ... and lots of site crashing .. phew!

Austin looked like Bieber's successor ...

Watch Kelly's head blow up when she interviews her Mum and Dad ...

Catt Sadler looked even thinner than Giuliana! How is that even possible ... :-/

TalksTooMuch said...

Jeebus, is everyone 4?? And four feet tall?

Stepforded said...

Another baby ... Hunter Hayes ... never heard of him, but wow - the industry is pushing them out younger and younger, so it would seem ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Sooooo what's the point of Slipknot again??

JSierra said...

This Hunter Hayes fellow creeps me the hell out. He reminds of Benjamin Button when he was a little kid/old man.

Speaking of creepy, what the fucking hell slipknot!

Stepforded said...

@WritergirlinLA - I know, right?! LOL ... my sentiments exactly

Bacon Ranch said...

WritergirlinLa that might be because a lot of these people are a flash in the pan.
Zep,Bowie..acts like that actually made their marks with years upon years of consistent hits.

sandybrook said...

Nobody will know these people in 2 years@writer

ninotchka said...

Wow. I don't know any of those shows.

Ryan - High hair. Some kid also with high hair.

Scary clown face with hookers? WTF?

Older woman in long blue dress - no idea.

Capital Cities?

I don't know these people. I don't know ANY of these people.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wait, I saw hot dudes, where'd they go??

Rose Lizenberg said...

I was reading the comments, looked up at the tv and slipknot scared the shit outta me

Stepforded said...

Haha - Giuliana getting cut off mid-speech was funny ...

Kimba said...

Whoot,
hey @TTM what were you too busy reading your book & note taking, instead of spending time with us gossiping? Some were worried that Wendy nabbed you. Glad to that didn't happen, or did you come back with a survivor story?

What's with the commercials!!!

Stepforded said...

This thing with G acting like she's lusting after all the male acts is getting very old ... *sigh*

Renoblondee said...

@TTM Did I miss our meeting today?

TalksTooMuch said...

Just a bad week, Kimba. Here to drink wine and laugh at unfortunate clothing!

WritergirlinLa said...

If you put Cat Sadler on a roller coaster, her hair wouldn't budge!

sandybrook said...

Its not sn act stepforded

Rose Lizenberg said...

Indeed

TalksTooMuch said...

Reno! Sorry! I thought with the Grammies we'd have to reschedule! I posted a few notes, sorry about that!

kinkycurls2010 said...

G looks terrible. Doesn't her husband feed her?

ninotchka said...

Jesus fucking Christ. If Ryan, Giuliana and Kelly fucking Osbourne are the only people I actually know, that will be really sad.

Hey, Led Zeppelin is nominated. At least I know THOSE guys but they probably won't show up.

WritergirlinLa said...

So that clown wasn't part of Insane Clown Posse?!

TalksTooMuch said...

JSierra, you're young! What's the point of Slipknot??

Stepforded said...

I'm sure a Capital Cities song was mixed into a house track I was dancing to last night ... good tunes

Derek Harvey said...

we are watching E right with Paris and Birdman? lolll

JSierra said...

....well this is odd.

I thought Paris was racist.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh yeah, Birdman TOTALLY lost a bet!

kinkycurls2010 said...

Paris? Oh lawd, are they pimpin her out?

WritergirlinLa said...

One of these days Paris will have to have her back fixed from constantly doing that pose.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hippie alert! Sara Bareillles is awesome, though

ninotchka said...

Oh shit. She's still doing the bendback thing.

With some grill guy.

Oh, Paris has coke voice. That post-nasal drip will get a ho's throat.

Some chick hurrying into the shot.

This girl IS a fool - you go grill man.

Derek Harvey said...

Paris voice huskier than Lindsays
one point to Paris

WritergirlinLa said...

One of these days Paris will have to have her back fixed from constantly doing that pose.

Bacon Ranch said...

Paris is recording an album?

She should call it 80's Glamour Shot hair

Derek Harvey said...

k now we feel young right? lol

Kristin said...

JSierra have you laid out the rules for the drinking game?

Rose Lizenberg said...

The Cat Sadler segments crack me up. I love how they just put two ficas trees in the middle of the Staples Center parking lot for her to stand in front of.

sandybrook said...

SLIPKNOT are a classic hard rock band and they are dressed as evil clowns. They sound like every other band especially shit like Nickleback. And Korn but the clown gimmick makes them stand out

ninotchka said...

Ozzy sans Sharon? They showed up together.

Oh Kelly - my first look at her. WTF.

So far, Ozzy's my fave on this debacle of a carpet.

Derek Harvey said...

the wrong swan

WritergirlinLa said...

Ok if Catness Everdeen is your stylist.....

JSierra said...

TTM it is an angsty refuge for punk white kids between the ages of 13 and 19. They enjoy strapping their wallets onto their jnco jeans, slipping on their etnies shoes, and blasting slipknot on their parents surround sound stereos while jumping around each other in circles and head banging like their lives depend on it.

ninotchka said...

Oh no. OH FUCKING NO.

I actually liked Sara Barielles and this is the first time I've ever heard her say anything.

She's a fucking Valley Girl.

Poor Carole King - a goddess among trolls.

Derek Harvey said...

ok who gives a fuck about Tamar Braxton---wheres Toni??? NOW I feel old

Stepforded said...

You know Paris is desperate for attention when she agrees to get interviewed by G ... all the cool people go straight from the red carpet through the side door.

Ross would be well suited to a job commentating dog or horse races ... #fasttalker

Bacon Ranch said...

Haha Katy got a 'sneak peek' of people practicing?

Yeah, that's coy speak for 'I wanted to make sure they aren't going to sound better than me'.

ninotchka said...

Am I supposed to know this girl in the long blue dress?

Seems a bit much for the Grammys but obviously I know nothing about the Grammys anymore.

Shiny purple jacket. Okay.

Okay I kind of know Miguel.

Stepforded said...

Miguel looks a bit like the guy who played Raj on 90210 ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Miguel is the perfect combination of Prince and Lenny Kravitz

Dingle Barry said...

Trying to post yet again. This site hasn't taken my comments in weeks. Ozzy is still a great singer for being Shakey The Clown.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, J!

Derek Harvey said...

Ringo!

TalksTooMuch said...

Ringo!! Note how his wife is not meee meemeee mee then I! We truly do need Beaker

Bacon Ranch said...

Wow, Ringo's wife is gorgeous

JSierra said...

Drinking Games Rules: Grammy Edition

1. Giuliana hits on anyone.
2. Ryan does something awkward/makes you feel uncomfortable.
3. Kelly is an ass. Be cautious with this one.
4. Someone says they are "just honored to be here".
5. Anyone is fucked up i.e. drunk/pills/snow white.
6. Kanye glares.
7. Someone is wearing something ugly.

Add more!

WritergirlinLa said...

Ringo

ninotchka said...

RINGO!

Finally, a real music star.

Oh, poor Barbara. Bad face work but at one time she was drop dead gorgeous.

Nobody's buying the hair Ringo, but we still love you.

He used to sound like an idiot. Next to these morons he sounds like a fucking genius.

sandybrook said...

Anyone know if there is actually going to be something on the Grammy's I might actually want to put the stereo system on for and actually see?

WritergirlinLa said...

Ditto!

Dingle Barry said...

Wow! It worked! I need several jrinks after Guiliana's drug or Adderall infused pre-show antics.

Bacon Ranch said...

^5 for the Bobcat ref, Dingle :)

ninotchka said...

Who the hell is Ali Federwhateverski? Another pop singer I've never heard of? Nevermind. Doesn't matter.

Derek Harvey said...

ok so I dont really like too much pop music---so not that excited about the show....

TalksTooMuch said...

Missed a ton, but biscuits are in oven!

sandybrook said...

Ali was a Batchelorette has no business at the Grammys

WritergirlinLa said...

She seems way too hyper to me.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think double shot if they say "blessed AND honoured"!

Stepforded said...

@JSierra - that was until she realised that she needed these guys' help to make her "record" ... sometimes there's only so much Daddy's connections and money can do to help one's career flourish ...

Derek Harvey said...

or "I would like" to thank instead of "thank-you to"

WritergirlinLa said...

I love music. But I like watching the fashions.

Stepforded said...

Triple shot - bottoms up! - everytime G lusts after an act ...

Derek Harvey said...

*thank you

Stepforded said...

How come they keep cutting G off and going to commercials? It was funny the first time but now I think it's just rude ...

TalksTooMuch said...

I couldn't tell if Kathy Griffin said honoured, but did a shot anyway

Derek Harvey said...

oh Kathy being a mouthy red head is not getting you anywhere but the D-list ask TTM!!! lol jokesjokes

Dingle Barry said...

Back at ya Bacon Dressing.

Bacon Ranch said...

Ahahahahaha that Kathy won in the awards that aren't worthy of being televised.

ninotchka said...

I love JSierra's Drinking Game Rules.

I'd be dead by the end of the night.

Oh dear, Kathy Griffin, seriously bad dress. I can't believe Seacrest didn't push her off on Giuliana.

WritergirlinLa said...

Where's my sizzurp?!

TalksTooMuch said...

Gloria Estefan, only you get to wear that, off the ice

Stepforded said...

I don't think G got the joke when that Black Sabbath dude was kidding around about what awards they were up for before he told her the real story ... she looked how she usually looks and didn't laugh ...

OneEyeCharlie said...

Oooooh. Derek. Is that a Canadian on Canadian crime?

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay for bums on the mani cam!

sandybrook said...

D-list better Blog worse commentators @Derek

Stepforded said...

Come on ladies, do something funny with the mani cam, a la Elisabeth Moss! Someone knock it over with a guitar or something ...

Derek Harvey said...

Kathy your shtick is old we do it funnier

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Charlie's here!

Stepforded said...

Jaaaaarrrrred ... OMG ... what.a.gorgeous.man ... swooooooooon

OneEyeCharlie said...

Must be bright there. Or someone's eyes are bloodshot

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh Derek, you'd better hold my rings, Charlie! I don't read DListed anymore, sweetcheeks

Derek Harvey said...

Jared Letos band is crap

WritergirlinLa said...

Jared!!! He's so method, even in real life.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Just for you, @Writergirl:

Justin Bieber's Sizzurp Recipe:

"For his sizzurp, Justin gets bulk shipments of the codeine syrup he likes from Canada then mixes it with Fanta Pineapple before dropping a sweet in it. He even has a child’s sippy cup of it by his bed." - Daily Mail

TalksTooMuch said...

Jared! Friends! Shower!

Derek Harvey said...

The Frozen Embryos were better

Stepforded said...

Actually, those other 30 Seconds to Mars dudes are quite cute too ... 'specially the one in the middle! Jared wins top spot though.

ninotchka said...

Jared Leto - a person I recognize!

Still needs a haircut.

Douchey bandmates.

He needs a better makeup artist. The face doesn't match the neck.

Coffin decor? Okay. Well he was great in Dallas Buyers Club.

WritergirlinLa said...

Ariana Grande thought she was going to the prom actually.

Derek Harvey said...

k so what happens when this blog reaches over 200 comments again?

Stepforded said...

I hope the awards finish in time ... some of these kids need to get to school in the morning.

Bad move just then Guiliana - you had the pefect opportunity to plug Alex Perry again ... tut-tut ...

ninotchka said...

Oh that Ariana chick I don't know and only see on CDAN.

Her stylist Taylor knows everything.

AWESOME - drink!

Bacon Ranch said...

Wow Leto is having a good year.

Who is this person that will never be approached to rep a fashion line?

TalksTooMuch said...

Who is this gorgeous little girl? ?

WritergirlinLa said...

Taylor Jacobson is her stylist! HA!

ninotchka said...

Ariana's a fucking moron.

A MORON.

Good makeup.

Stepforded said...

@Derek Harvey - everyone has to drink four shots when that happens

TalksTooMuch said...

Pharrell Willliams is amazing

SHOT!

ninotchka said...

Pharrell looking ridiculous in a Mountie hat and Biebs clothing.

OneEyeCharlie said...

WTF? Great hat!

Derek Harvey said...

love Pharel---look TTM hes dressed like a Mountie Streetwise style!

JSierra said...

Dafuq is on Pharells head? Did he steal that from Smokey the Bear?

WritergirlinLa said...

Is Pharrell a Canadian Mountie?!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Somewhere there is a pissed off Smokey the Bear

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, Pharrell, that hat? It's ridiculous

Stepforded said...

Fun fact: I have been in love with Pharrell Williams forever. I mean, even way back when, when he rapped a few lines in Snoop's 'drop it like it's hot'. He is such a beautiful man - not handsome, beautiful - I could just look at him all day!

Kimba said...

That hat is RIDICULOUS!

Thanks for the rules.......gulp....

dezzie disaster said...

Ugh I'm at work for this whole thing! I'll have to look at photos and keep up with how many shots I'll be taking when I get home lol

JSierra said...

Ayyyy Kendrick!

Bacon Ranch said...

Glad members only gone wrong red jacket wearing Williams dressed up for the event

(what kind of hat is that? It looks like a fedora mated with a cowboy hat)

ninotchka said...

I don't know blue suit guy.

Cute though.

Stepforded said...

Why do they blank out the chatter? Even if they're exchanging swear words, who cares ... they just freestyle it, man!

TalksTooMuch said...

Kendrick snoooooze

WritergirlinLa said...

My mother had that same pant suit in the 70s, Kendrick!

Derek Harvey said...

me too @stepforded--hes one of my main celeb crushes

TalksTooMuch said...

One punk! Just one! Can someone please rage against this machine?? Pretty please?

Stepforded said...

Amber Rose looks like one of those trophies they give out at these awards shows ... tall bronze on bronze on blonde ...

ninotchka said...

Wait - I know that bald headed blonde chick. Except for her name.

Banging body.

Derek Harvey said...

ttm--pink? pffft

Kristin said...

Stepforded, remember at the GGs when Blanchett walked off from her Seacrest interview and told DiCaprio it was the worst fucking thing she sat through? And the mics picked it up? Just a theory.

Derek Harvey said...

she is BEAUTIFUL

Stepforded said...

I just returned to the room and caught Ciara - thought she was Kaley Cuoco Sweeting there for a moment.

Kaley is probably too busy moving house to attend the Grammys anyway - she's just bought Khloe Kardashian's Tarzana manse.

Dingle Barry said...

Strange world where Amber Rose & Wiz K are an upgrade compared to Kim & Kanye

TalksTooMuch said...

I can only look at Ciara above the neck. That dress was made for Whitney Houston

ninotchka said...

Trashians. Oh god.

I don't think I know Sierra. Pretty girl. The dress is almost good but not quite.

Wait, wasn't she one of JayZ's side pieces?

TalksTooMuch said...

Such a beautiful face!

ninotchka said...

She, herself, can really relate to that.

It's really all about women!

Good lord.

OneEyeCharlie said...

He is BAKED

Stepforded said...

@Kristin - I do! She doesn't care for Ryan much. I love Saint Cate! :-)

Dingle Barry said...

Hate the word "bump" unless she's docking a boat

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