Hmmmmmm…is this photo a hint at MV?????
No, this is where we gather, yay!!
I've got my popcorn and my boxed wine y'all, I'm ready to go!
Again, WHY IS KELLY CRITIQUING CLOTHING??
Gay dude is hot tonight!
Oh shit. I'm late!
Hola, JLo! Still a bizarre dress.
Have wine, trying to prep buttermilk biscuits on commercial breaks!
Ed Sheeran! Yay for4 ginges!
His almost-beard, tho…
Ryan Seacrest seems all weird again … is he on something? Or just rusty, now that he's not doing E! News? (Surely not though – he's still on the radio, isn't he?)
He's a new dad?? Okay, a kitten. Man, no way this dude isn't getting some
Gotta love a man who adopts a rescue kitten … bless!
Eww, John Legend is so hot. She just is obnoxious
Jon Legend is a very handsome man.
Shut up Chrissy, this is about Jon, not you.
Chrissy Teigan; Me mee mee mee then I then me! Mee mee mee! We need Beaker!
@TTM – that's a lovely new picture of you and your little one! You both look so happy
G's changed – thank goodness! Gosh, that dress and hairstyle just emphasises her skinniness … :-/
Thank you, Stepforded!
Good god, Giuliana. Does she EVER eat????
Ooooh Aussies, take note! Alex Perry has dressed G today. Wow … that's a good plug for him.
Man! Guiliana's dress is like a figure skaters reject pile
Aaaaargh – not the mani cam!!! Lorde, stay away from it!!!
Pretty dress, whoever you are!
Kasey Musgraves is rocking that beautiful dress – on someone else I may not have said 'beautiful' but wow – gorgeous!
Mani cam: lame
Oh, damn. A mani-cam? I don't know if I can watch this shit.
Did she really just ask for her loser's face??
Kasey Musgraves looks like a young Catt Sadler …
Where's hot gay dude???
Kelly Osbourne looks 50 dang years old in that matronly dress
Um … why is Sarah Hyland at the Grammys?
OK. A fake Brit accent on Kelly. WTF? I might have to throw in the towel.
I want punk! Someone get drunk and crash this shit!
Hang in there, nurse, we're gonna do shots whenever someone says "amazing!"
Enough of these two muppets … surely E! can find better hosts than Kelly and Ross?
Forgive me for not knowing my E! people, Kelly I recognize. Who in the hell is that guy with the higher pitched voice? It's like listening to an Alvin & the Chipmunks album.
@NaughtyNurse – I've noticed she always ups the ante on her accent at these things, unfortunately … hopefully she won't fill much of the two hours.
Someone call for me @TTM I just ruined my carpet
Already gave up. Watching skiing. Can't do the red carpet. Have fun, though!!
Ooooh! Imagine Dragons!
They referenced Malcolm Galdwell's book!
Smart and hot, hold me back, ladies!
hey everyone!Wheres the Biebs?@TTM would love to join the book club but not into crime books so much but if when Lena Dunhams advice book or Farrah Abrahams book on Christian parenting comes-out count me in!!!
Why is Paris Hilton there???
Seacrest is such a whore, just had to get a plug in for his radio station, didn't he?
LOL okay Derek
I am old
Weird John Lennon lookalike guy aside, I'm impressed with how smart these rockers look …
Oh gawd … Paris Hilton just walked in with Birdman …
k i have to relocate my computer to the tv brb
Ooh! Lets do shots whenever anyone says "blessed and honoured!"
Skylar Grey, that dress color does nothing for you
I was hoping he Grammies might be a bit edgier. You know, cause us soccer moms are so hep
I missed Legend and his bimbo, Giuliana looks horrendous.
Sharon and Ozzy!
Paris Hilton is there? This will not end well.
I love how Paris Hilton's date totally looks like he lost a bet
I used to be so hip and in the know. Now I know hardly any of these people! Ok Ozzy Osbourne I know. This is so embarrassing.
Gosh, posting is taking soooo long … and double-posting is happening … and lots of site crashing .. phew!
Austin looked like Bieber's successor …
Watch Kelly's head blow up when she interviews her Mum and Dad …
Catt Sadler looked even thinner than Giuliana! How is that even possible … :-/
Jeebus, is everyone 4?? And four feet tall?
Another baby … Hunter Hayes … never heard of him, but wow – the industry is pushing them out younger and younger, so it would seem …
Sooooo what's the point of Slipknot again??
This Hunter Hayes fellow creeps me the hell out. He reminds of Benjamin Button when he was a little kid/old man.
Speaking of creepy, what the fucking hell slipknot!
@WritergirlinLA – I know, right?! LOL … my sentiments exactly
WritergirlinLa that might be because a lot of these people are a flash in the pan.Zep,Bowie..acts like that actually made their marks with years upon years of consistent hits.
Nobody will know these people in 2 years@writer
Wow. I don't know any of those shows.
Ryan – High hair. Some kid also with high hair.
Scary clown face with hookers? WTF?
Older woman in long blue dress – no idea.
I don't know these people. I don't know ANY of these people.
Wait, I saw hot dudes, where'd they go??
I was reading the comments, looked up at the tv and slipknot scared the shit outta me
Haha – Giuliana getting cut off mid-speech was funny …
Whoot, hey @TTM what were you too busy reading your book & note taking, instead of spending time with us gossiping? Some were worried that Wendy nabbed you. Glad to that didn't happen, or did you come back with a survivor story?
What's with the commercials!!!
This thing with G acting like she's lusting after all the male acts is getting very old … *sigh*
@TTM Did I miss our meeting today?
Just a bad week, Kimba. Here to drink wine and laugh at unfortunate clothing!
If you put Cat Sadler on a roller coaster, her hair wouldn't budge!
Its not sn act stepforded
Reno! Sorry! I thought with the Grammies we'd have to reschedule! I posted a few notes, sorry about that!
G looks terrible. Doesn't her husband feed her?
Jesus fucking Christ. If Ryan, Giuliana and Kelly fucking Osbourne are the only people I actually know, that will be really sad.
Hey, Led Zeppelin is nominated. At least I know THOSE guys but they probably won't show up.
So that clown wasn't part of Insane Clown Posse?!
JSierra, you're young! What's the point of Slipknot??
I'm sure a Capital Cities song was mixed into a house track I was dancing to last night … good tunes
we are watching E right with Paris and Birdman? lolll
….well this is odd.
I thought Paris was racist.
Oh yeah, Birdman TOTALLY lost a bet!
Paris? Oh lawd, are they pimpin her out?
Hippie alert! Sara Bareillles is awesome, though
Oh shit. She's still doing the bendback thing.
With some grill guy.
Oh, Paris has coke voice. That post-nasal drip will get a ho's throat.
Some chick hurrying into the shot.
This girl IS a fool – you go grill man.
Paris voice huskier than Lindsays one point to Paris
One of these days Paris will have to have her back fixed from constantly doing that pose.
Paris is recording an album?
She should call it 80's Glamour Shot hair
k now we feel young right? lol
JSierra have you laid out the rules for the drinking game?
The Cat Sadler segments crack me up. I love how they just put two ficas trees in the middle of the Staples Center parking lot for her to stand in front of.
SLIPKNOT are a classic hard rock band and they are dressed as evil clowns. They sound like every other band especially shit like Nickleback. And Korn but the clown gimmick makes them stand out
Ozzy sans Sharon? They showed up together.
Oh Kelly – my first look at her. WTF.
So far, Ozzy's my fave on this debacle of a carpet.
the wrong swan
Ok if Catness Everdeen is your stylist…..
TTM it is an angsty refuge for punk white kids between the ages of 13 and 19. They enjoy strapping their wallets onto their jnco jeans, slipping on their etnies shoes, and blasting slipknot on their parents surround sound stereos while jumping around each other in circles and head banging like their lives depend on it.
Oh no. OH FUCKING NO.
I actually liked Sara Barielles and this is the first time I've ever heard her say anything.
She's a fucking Valley Girl.
Poor Carole King – a goddess among trolls.
ok who gives a fuck about Tamar Braxton—wheres Toni??? NOW I feel old
You know Paris is desperate for attention when she agrees to get interviewed by G … all the cool people go straight from the red carpet through the side door.
Ross would be well suited to a job commentating dog or horse races … #fasttalker
Haha Katy got a 'sneak peek' of people practicing?
Yeah, that's coy speak for 'I wanted to make sure they aren't going to sound better than me'.
Am I supposed to know this girl in the long blue dress?
Seems a bit much for the Grammys but obviously I know nothing about the Grammys anymore.
Shiny purple jacket. Okay.
Okay I kind of know Miguel.
Miguel looks a bit like the guy who played Raj on 90210 …
Miguel is the perfect combination of Prince and Lenny Kravitz
Trying to post yet again. This site hasn't taken my comments in weeks. Ozzy is still a great singer for being Shakey The Clown.
Ringo!! Note how his wife is not meee meemeee mee then I! We truly do need Beaker
Wow, Ringo's wife is gorgeous
Drinking Games Rules: Grammy Edition
1. Giuliana hits on anyone.2. Ryan does something awkward/makes you feel uncomfortable. 3. Kelly is an ass. Be cautious with this one.4. Someone says they are "just honored to be here".5. Anyone is fucked up i.e. drunk/pills/snow white.6. Kanye glares.7. Someone is wearing something ugly.
Finally, a real music star.
Oh, poor Barbara. Bad face work but at one time she was drop dead gorgeous.
Nobody's buying the hair Ringo, but we still love you.
He used to sound like an idiot. Next to these morons he sounds like a fucking genius.
Anyone know if there is actually going to be something on the Grammy's I might actually want to put the stereo system on for and actually see?
Wow! It worked! I need several jrinks after Guiliana's drug or Adderall infused pre-show antics.
^5 for the Bobcat ref, Dingle
Who the hell is Ali Federwhateverski? Another pop singer I've never heard of? Nevermind. Doesn't matter.
ok so I dont really like too much pop music—so not that excited about the show….
Missed a ton, but biscuits are in oven!
Ali was a Batchelorette has no business at the Grammys
She seems way too hyper to me.
I think double shot if they say "blessed AND honoured"!
@JSierra – that was until she realised that she needed these guys' help to make her "record" … sometimes there's only so much Daddy's connections and money can do to help one's career flourish …
or "I would like" to thank instead of "thank-you to"
I love music. But I like watching the fashions.
Triple shot – bottoms up! – everytime G lusts after an act …
How come they keep cutting G off and going to commercials? It was funny the first time but now I think it's just rude …
I couldn't tell if Kathy Griffin said honoured, but did a shot anyway
oh Kathy being a mouthy red head is not getting you anywhere but the D-list ask TTM!!! lol jokesjokes
Back at ya Bacon Dressing.
Ahahahahaha that Kathy won in the awards that aren't worthy of being televised.
I love JSierra's Drinking Game Rules.
I'd be dead by the end of the night.
Oh dear, Kathy Griffin, seriously bad dress. I can't believe Seacrest didn't push her off on Giuliana.
Where's my sizzurp?!
Gloria Estefan, only you get to wear that, off the ice
I don't think G got the joke when that Black Sabbath dude was kidding around about what awards they were up for before he told her the real story … she looked how she usually looks and didn't laugh …
Oooooh. Derek. Is that a Canadian on Canadian crime?
Yay for bums on the mani cam!
D-list better Blog worse commentators @Derek
Come on ladies, do something funny with the mani cam, a la Elisabeth Moss! Someone knock it over with a guitar or something …
Kathy your shtick is old we do it funnier
Yay! Charlie's here!
Jaaaaarrrrred … OMG … what.a.gorgeous.man … swooooooooon
Must be bright there. Or someone's eyes are bloodshot
Oh Derek, you'd better hold my rings, Charlie! I don't read DListed anymore, sweetcheeks
Jared Letos band is crap
Jared!!! He's so method, even in real life.
Just for you, @Writergirl:
Justin Bieber's Sizzurp Recipe:
"For his sizzurp, Justin gets bulk shipments of the codeine syrup he likes from Canada then mixes it with Fanta Pineapple before dropping a sweet in it. He even has a child’s sippy cup of it by his bed." – Daily Mail
Jared! Friends! Shower!
The Frozen Embryos were better
Actually, those other 30 Seconds to Mars dudes are quite cute too … 'specially the one in the middle! Jared wins top spot though.
Jared Leto – a person I recognize!
Still needs a haircut.
He needs a better makeup artist. The face doesn't match the neck.
Coffin decor? Okay. Well he was great in Dallas Buyers Club.
Ariana Grande thought she was going to the prom actually.
k so what happens when this blog reaches over 200 comments again?
I hope the awards finish in time … some of these kids need to get to school in the morning.
Bad move just then Guiliana – you had the pefect opportunity to plug Alex Perry again … tut-tut …
Oh that Ariana chick I don't know and only see on CDAN.
Her stylist Taylor knows everything.
AWESOME – drink!
Wow Leto is having a good year.
Who is this person that will never be approached to rep a fashion line?
Who is this gorgeous little girl? ?
Taylor Jacobson is her stylist! HA!
Ariana's a fucking moron.
@Derek Harvey – everyone has to drink four shots when that happens
Pharrell Willliams is amazing
Pharrell looking ridiculous in a Mountie hat and Biebs clothing.
WTF? Great hat!
love Pharel—look TTM hes dressed like a Mountie Streetwise style!
Dafuq is on Pharells head? Did he steal that from Smokey the Bear?
Somewhere there is a pissed off Smokey the Bear
Is Pharrell a Canadian Mountie?!
Um, Pharrell, that hat? It's ridiculous
Fun fact: I have been in love with Pharrell Williams forever. I mean, even way back when, when he rapped a few lines in Snoop's 'drop it like it's hot'. He is such a beautiful man – not handsome, beautiful – I could just look at him all day!
That hat is RIDICULOUS!
Thanks for the rules…….gulp….
Ugh I'm at work for this whole thing! I'll have to look at photos and keep up with how many shots I'll be taking when I get home lol
Glad members only gone wrong red jacket wearing Williams dressed up for the event
(what kind of hat is that? It looks like a fedora mated with a cowboy hat)
I don't know blue suit guy.
Why do they blank out the chatter? Even if they're exchanging swear words, who cares … they just freestyle it, man!
My mother had that same pant suit in the 70s, Kendrick!
me too @stepforded–hes one of my main celeb crushes
One punk! Just one! Can someone please rage against this machine?? Pretty please?
Amber Rose looks like one of those trophies they give out at these awards shows … tall bronze on bronze on blonde …
Wait – I know that bald headed blonde chick. Except for her name.
Stepforded, remember at the GGs when Blanchett walked off from her Seacrest interview and told DiCaprio it was the worst fucking thing she sat through? And the mics picked it up? Just a theory.
she is BEAUTIFUL
I just returned to the room and caught Ciara – thought she was Kaley Cuoco Sweeting there for a moment.
Kaley is probably too busy moving house to attend the Grammys anyway – she's just bought Khloe Kardashian's Tarzana manse.
Strange world where Amber Rose & Wiz K are an upgrade compared to Kim & Kanye
I can only look at Ciara above the neck. That dress was made for Whitney Houston
Trashians. Oh god.
I don't think I know Sierra. Pretty girl. The dress is almost good but not quite.
Wait, wasn't she one of JayZ's side pieces?
Such a beautiful face!
She, herself, can really relate to that.
It's really all about women!
He is BAKED
@Kristin – I do! She doesn't care for Ryan much. I love Saint Cate!
Hate the word "bump" unless she's docking a boat
Wiz is a little dork
Bald chick's name is Amber! She looks pretty.
A bit too much tanner but still pretty.
That doesn't look like a good colour on Amber Rose, right?
Sierra is beautiful! Love that she's all "Yeah, I eat"She's a great interview. too, she just showed skinny how it's done (which is why I think skinny ended that chat pretty quick)
Amber is a stunning woman.
I thought Calvin Harris and Rita Ora had split … obviously not though, as he dropped her off at the gym the other day and here he is now …
Whizz Kalifa needs to calm down
Staying high. He is so BAKED
Colbie Caillat should be more popular than she is – she has gorgeous voice!
Gold lame blonde chick with the faux Marilyn hair… Rita Ora? God I suck at the Grammys.
Oh highly medicated – okay. I can support that.
The last living television censor from the 50s just choked watching Wiz Khalifa
Wiz is sleep walking. Love him!
please tell me frozen french fry aka Rita Whora is not nominated
Okay that guy with Kelly…his voice is freaking me out at this point.
Oh no. High pitched voice guy. Chewing at my own wrists
Good god. John Waters wants to bitch slap him
What is that DRESS, KELLY???
who wore it better…
"How is it to see your dad, Kelly?" Oh Ross.
This Grammy fashion is boring. Where are the gowns made of bbq tools? Or someone dressed as their artistic interpretation of Zach Braff?
I bet shes going to Dubai pffft
H…A…H….A. Wiz laughing slowly.
Paris and that stupid backbend pose.
Wrinkly illusion netting.
Kelly and Dad. I hate her but I can't hate that, it's her dad.
Oh Ross, honey, no.
The mysterious Colby chick again.
More illusion shit dresses.
She's covering an arm tat with makeup but it's not quite doing the job.
Oooh interesting *eye wink* she's never been to Dubai but is about to go for the jazz festival #NotAYachtGirl
Colbie, if you are going to wear a dress like that, BRUSH YOUR HAIR!!
My new most-hated word: "tools" – as in 'my parents gave me all the tools' and 'I feel like I have more tools in my kit now" …
Oh gawd, Katy Perry … the only more annoying thing than her is that bloody awful song 'Roar' …
Sorry, Reno, so.over.katy.perry
Don't get the hair, the dress with the curtain sheers!
EOnline.com has three livestreams if you can't watch on TV. A fashion cam, limo cam, and a livestream cam.
wheres Courtney Love when you need her/
You feel my pain Charlie
It's the Seinfeld episode! That's what it is. When Jerry was calling a woman and her boyfriend answered who sounded just like her.
That's who he reminds me of.Like, when he's ordering a pizza he probably has to explain he's not a ma'am every.single.time
That's right, Ryan … push her into the mani cam … and RUN!
Grandma's sheet…music/cat scratch post
Oh no. Katy fucking Perry.
I recognize her at least.
She looks HUGE.
Serving bad 60's hair.
Oh, music notes on the dress. Subtle.
Oh, shilling Cover Girl. God, what an embarrassing spiel.
She doesn't know if it's Cover Girl? LIE, bitch.
My daughter just said she could use her markers and make a better dress than KP
@Zeeky – that's just for the US and Canada though, right?
someone put a muzzle on it
Welp Rita is fucked up, everyone drink!
My patch tonight is Ralph Lauren purple label
Ewwww gross – I just see lots of breeding bacteria on those fingers :-/
Oh, hey Batman pinkie nails.
So she sings, this girl? I only see her on CDAN and I'm not really sure what her deal is.
At least she didn't wear a ball gown like some of these hos
She's less obnoxious than some of these hos as well. Huh. Good to know.
Gold lame?? When did the 80s come back? Wait! That also explains Kelly's dress
@Charlie – and very dapper, indeed! Did you have input into the cut, or did your stylist make the decision on your behalf?
Camera guy just discovered the zoom button
Keith Urban! Hello there, fellow New Zealander! xxx
Keith – did Nicole approve this haircut and color change?
Thanks Charlie! I totally predicted the Ralph Lauren in the pre-show!
Love Keith Urban!
Well, I wanted to accent the cheekbones, but sometimes you just need to put your trust in your stylist
Keith Urban borrowed Ellens stylist for the night—its Ralph Lauren Purple label
Oh he's high. Okay. Can't say I blame him.
Poor Keith. I know he cut that deal with the ice queen but I still feel sorry for him.
He's good on Idol.
Shhhhh, it's Pink. Nobody tell Derek
I think Pink could take me in a fight
Is Keith seeing the same plastics guy as Nicole??
Bwahaha Ryan and Pink in heels are the same height!
P!nk! I love her, her music and her beautiful little Willow … so precious
She's a right biarch to work for though – treated one of her former assistants veeeery poorly. Assistant in question had a sister who worked on TV as a reporter, who interviewed P!nk and asked her about it … did not go well, and reporter got fired!
I love Pink forever – can't wait to hear her belt it out! Ryan is a little more on the ball tonight, little.
They say Red Carpet a whole bunch
Oh Pink, that dress is… umm.. red.
Pink could take this whole comment board in a fight, Charlie.
I guess red is the colour of the night
Fun fact: Keith was born in Whangarei, which is pronounced Farrrn-gar-ay. It's a lovely beachy city at the top of the North Island which gets hampered with crowds in the Summer. Left NZ for Oz at a very young age.
Stepforded, Re: Eonline streaming
I don't know. It's their own content, so they may be able to show it worldwide. There's also proxies out there you can use to fool the IP sensors into thinking you're in the correct country, but I've never had any luck with those myself.
lol I saw Pink in concert once (not by choice) she is ok—just think she is over-rated prefer Gaga Rihanna Madonna in terms of pop chicks
Macklemore looks like my ex husband.
@ninotchka – not a nice person at all. Google 'Rita Ora and Rob Kardashian' in these loooooong commercial breaks for a bit of background reading. She likes to "share it around" if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Oh look, it's Madonna in a stupid hat. Good grief.
Madonna!?!!?!? you dont have to go from one extreme to the other and OF COURSE she brought her BLACK kid
Oh – Madonna and Macklemore. That will be good to watch. As will Lorde and David Bowie together.
Wtf is Madonna wearing?
Madonna is terrible. So terrible being interviewed
Madonna is that much smaller than Ryan, never knew.She's not looking great, ghostly and should be buried.Is that her kid? Cute, wonder what term of endearment she calls him?
Madonna?!?!?!? I am so sad—looked like she was crying
Madonna looks so old but her kid is cute!
Noooooo. Not Ross again
Oh god, Madge
With that kid she bought in Malawi.
And hats. And the stupid gloves.
Madge still haggy and that horrendous grill.
Oh she's pissed at Ryan's questions. I like Ryan all of a sudden.
She has bags under her eyes. Oh, telling the kid to be quiet because it's ALL ABOUT HER.
Cunt. Super Cunt.
Bowie is playing with Lorde?
Madonna looks like a hag. Leave her beautiful black son alone!
Okay, thanks @TTM! Missed that.
Oh yeah. Macklemore definitely looks like my ex hubby.
Late to the game. Just got done work and then had to make a Wal-Mart run.
Pink looks cute.
Madonna? What the what?
Oooooh Macklemore and Ryan Lewis! Hotties
Macklemore is a really nice guy in real life – very humble and down to earth. His fiance Tricia is just so incredibly gorgeous and nice too. Lovely, lovely people.
gonna gt some hummus—hopefully the ginger rapper is gone
Oh Madonna…. You don't have to try so hard. But. Your kid is the cutest!
Oh yaaaay, it's Macklemore
I swear Macklemore is my former BIL's long lost twin, except with better taste in clothes and less roid rage
Thanks Stepforded – I vaguely remember her in connection with the Trashians but I just can't get a handle on her.
So she's a big ol' ho? Got it.
Still, does a regular ol' ho deserve the pure evil and horror of the Trashian's ho stroll? I think not.
@Derek Harvey – I'm pretty sure that's what she said.
Whoa. How many fucking bodyguards did Madge have in that last shot, eight?
Overkill. As usual.
I like Lorde I just refuse to spin around 3 times infront of a mirror in the dark and say her name
The Fashion cam I'm watching is silent, so when Madonna and Son were on there, in my mind that old song "The Entertainer" was playing as they posed.
Madonna is the mother voted most likely to tell her children. "I can take you back to your home country if you don't comply!"
HAG ALERT. AGAIN.
I can imagine Madonna being really mean to the up-and-comers …
Rita Whora over-kill
Of course Kelly is going to gush about Rita Ora #predictable
I can't tell who's voice bothers me more. Oh to be deaf in one ear instead of blind in one eye
I don't get the appeal of Rita Ora.
Is Kevin Hart on his knees??
LOVE Kevin Hart!!
That guy is tiny
Is she standing on a box or is he 5 foot nothing?
Oh, dear baby jeebus. I just checked in. Flipped the channel and was smacked in the face by Madonna's crypt keeper face!! Aaaargh!!! Why did I do this to myself?????
Writer girl , I agree. She just looks nasty for some reason.
ok OT but quickly if anyone agrees—I AM SO TIRED of people on FB bitching about being sick and having a cold—anyone else notice this trend?
He's tiny and perfect just as he is!
Piss test for cocaine
Funny funny funny.
He's doing Beyonce – hee.
Speedbump – lolol
Okay, I like him. Please baby jebus, don't let him turn into Martin Lawrence.
Kevin Hart is going over time … G is getting nervous …
Rita Whora looks like a frozen french fry
Kevin makes Coleman look tall
Kevin Hart is as tall as my mom! 5' 2"!
yeah agree @oneye crack much
Derek, I'm just sick of being cold. Fookin Alberta sent us nasty weather
Tom Cruise is a giant compared to Kevin Hart!
Jeebus people, leave my Katy ALOOONNNEEE!
Did I hear that right – George styled Katy Perry?
Would a kick in naughty bits have the reverse effect on this guy? Lower his voice?
F*^%ing Thicke head.
Yay. More sunglasses
Yay!! Robin Thicke!!
LOVE Katy Perry's dress. She looks so cute and glamorous.
Oh, she summoned that little man for a picture – and she was a bit irritated. Nice, Katy.
Oh look, it's that tosser in his sunglasses … I don't think he's good looking at all – there's someting weird about his mouth. And he's wearing his pinky ring – #SpeaksVolumes
Paula Paton deserves better than this douche … and designers, don't loan him a suit as he won't remember your name!
Speaking of someone who needs a kick in the nuts..nice ego, Robin
Where's his wife, she's beautiful…..she wear a sexy number at Clives party last night. A lacy mullet dress.
Why is Anna Faris a presenter at a music awards show?
love Anna Farris and her new show
Oh, Robin Thicke douchiness.
I used to like him, now he's so sweaty and douchey.
Anna Faris looks like an albino.
Ana Farris always looks like she's maintaining a buzz to me.
But Derek, I really AM sick and have a cold!! Stuffy and achey and all!!!
Sorry about the weather, Charlie! Honest
@Kimba – did you see Sandra Bullock there? What was she wearing?
@stepforded cause she is on a CBS show and its aired on CBS
Ha. Potato farmer. That shit was funny
Kevin Hart is taller than me. LOL. He was wound up. Interesting seeing his gf after seeing their FB pics on vacay. Yes, I follow him and Luda on Facebook. Interesting about Luda's love child. Kinda suprised that shit hasn't been on CDAN.
Taylor Swift looks blah … blah hair, blah dress, blah posture … #Disappointing
@Susan Yay for Katy love!
Derek – LMAO re: complaints on FB.
Here's Skeletor … a reunion, you say? He was hot in that video with Pitbull.
@NN well your a fucking Nurse!!! deal with it ; )
Why are they loving on that Katy Perry dress? It's AWFUL.
Curtains with musical notes drawn.
Ooooh, it's Skeletor – wasted – he is so talented but sooooo skeevy.
Marc! Where is 7 of 11 with the Skeletor??
I should rock that Katy Perry dress to my next piano recital.
back off from Ariana Grande skeletor
SwizzBeats is so unfortunate looking
@Charlie – you need to jump on a plane and come out here – it's roasting hot today, albeit a bit windy (the sea looks choppy). It's about 25C … but it rained yesterday, which was a bit of a shock to the system
Taylor Swift is a freakin GIANT. Gorgeous, too. When is she not flawless?!
I would pay Seacrest $200 to motorboat Taylor
Taylor looks sweet she is 7ft tall I swear
Taylor Swift looks JUST like Faith Hill! Do you think she thought she was going to the Oscars?
I wish Swift would just go away. Please. Just go.
How many times are E! going to bring up the Jennifer Lawrence photobomb incident? #FindSomeNewMaterial
Step on him Taylor – she also looked amazing last night, best legs. I go back and forth with her, I like her again, this moment, unless she pulls the "what, me!?" Tonight.
Taylor Swift – YAWN!!
How did Paris Hilton get her played out ass invited to the Grammys?
I would LOVE to Stepforded. Need a personal chef? I can be real servile for that kind of weather
Taylor should go darker or blonder with her hair though—too mousey of a colour
Ryan Seacrest and Taylor Swift: same height differential as Kevin Hart and Cruella
Taylor Swift and Kevin Hart should be photographed side by side.
Amazing! Jrinks up
Taylor always seems so nervous and unsure of herself …
Aw, that was a cute interview with Taylor
Oh god, Swifty.
Very thin. Very shiny.
Two feet taller than Seacrest.
The dress weighs more than she does.
It's on a continuous loop it seems.
Ya know when they sometimes re-edit movies to give them a PG rating instead of R, so younger people can go see it? LL Cool J's date's dress looked like they did that to JLo's old green dress.
NPH looks great!
Seeing NPH makes me anxious to see the opening number for the Tonys
NPH – FANTASTIC
He hasn't undressed a woman with his eyes since… not ever.
Nice poster for Hedwig. He'll rock the shit out of that show.
What's Doogie doing there?
@Derek Harvey – oh, right! That makes sense then. Wondered why there was so much crossover.
And again – they've cut Giuliana off and gone to commercial – weird …
all the CBS stars will be there
NPH can do no wrong.
Gotcha Derek, makes sense
Guiliana is ODing on Aderall tonight. Calm down betch.
I hope Madonna doesnt do some drama queen speech tonight about racism etc and embarrass herself and embarrass me for being a fan
Every time I see Guilianna I think of the Ethiopian kid on South Park. Somebody hold her down so I can shove a cheeseburger down her throat.
Ugh. Katy Perry's dress is fugly.
Dave Grohl always looks so dirty …
Robin Thicke today: One part George Michael, one part used-car salesman.
Dave Grohl should be my future ex husband.
She still looks HUGE HUGE HUGE.
WTF? Has she always looked fat and I just never noticed?
Horrendous dress and hair. I guess the makeup was okay.
Thank you for NOT wearing sunglasses, Dave. And being coherent
Nice thought DH, I really hope she does!!!!
Oh, sort of pretty sparkly pink dress on someone I don't know.
And weird motorcycle helmets.
Oh Dave Grohl – at least I recognize him.
Wait. Ciara is pregnant? With JayZ's baby?
love Cyndi Lauper lol
Daft Punk!!!!!!!! Love them!
Cyndi will always RULE, love that her and Madge and both there & she's already won, take that!
A musical giant among ants.
I don't care what she looks like – she can do no wrong.
Oh my god, an Ethel Mermann reference? LOLOLOL So funny.
Cyndi Lauper! Love her!!!!
I wonder if she and Madonna speak …
I'm pleased so see she's rocking her popstar vibe – last time I saw her, she was on Celebrity Apprentice and looked like everyone else … it was all wrong.
Oh! And Steven Tyler is really embracing that pornstache!
Paula Patton's dress is horrendous. Robin Thicke would look like less of a douche without the sunglasses.
Love Cyndi Lauper.
Paula Patton is wearing another hideous Dynasty dress
Only thing worse than having Robin Thicke at an awards show is having Alan Thicke there too … yuck, imagine those two leeches trying to pick up all the women … there are bound to be lots of Blinds tomorrow on these two
Hmmm…I've got to say….I wouldn't mind being the stuffing in a Robin Thicke/Paula Patton sandwich.
That Amber chick's body just won't quit.
Wiz Whatshisname looks like shit.
honestly—what is Rita Whora????? her music is horrible and not top-charting
Hello CDAN readers! *walking in and waving*
They both look hot, Nurse, I can't blame you for the sandwich lust.
They'd probably go for it, too. Isn't the word that they like to play?
Cyndi needs some coffee.Oh neat, Kelly is leaving, so we get high pitch Eric solo
Yes. Yes, they do.
Wiz is not feeling a thing!
Shit I love Dynasty style dresses. I would wear that shit to bed if I could. This preshow was incredibly boring. Where is Miley to spice things up!
hey Orvilla! I always giggle when I see your pic lol
An entire movie of Legos? WTF?
I need a snack.
why does a glass of red wine make me so hungry?!?
Screw Miley J, I was hoping Charlie Sheen would crash the red carpet. He's former CBS and probably doesn't remember he's not invited.
I'm voting Wiz as most apt to have open heart surgery with no anesthesia tonight.
Wine always makes me hungry. I've got some veggie chips, plantain chips, humuus, and a cheese tray. It's gettin crazy tonight y'all.
ewh who calls their daughter "my seed"
Jamie's daughter…wow. She certainly got her mom's looks.
Hello CDAN Readers! *walking and waving hi*
My seed???? Try "This is my lovely daughter" jackass
How refreshing that Jamie Foxx's +1 isn't his partner – his daughter is gorgeous!
And there's Tricia and Macklemore … lovely, lovely people!!!!
@J—does wine make you hungry? maybe a little snack–some hummus etc ; )
@Orvilla – hello there! *Waves*
Cyndi Lauper is sky high!
hi Orvilla AGAIN lol
@JSierra – sounds yummy! I have – no, make that had – a box of Cadbury Roses chocolates and they've alllll gone … uh-oh, that means no food for the next three days or else I won't fit into anything
Orvilla, baby. Where you goin?
I think hats and sunnies should be banned from these shows :-/
Gavin man its not just the shoes
Hee hee – OneEyeCharlie sounds like Christian Gray (he calls Anastasia 'baby' in the books) …
Derek how ever would you get that impression? *insert sarcasm here*
Now I wish I hadn't deleted the comments, I really want everyone to know that I have a cheese plate!
This show has more ad breaks than a certain celeb has trips to rehab …
Gavin needs to quit tryin to grow a beard, he looks like he has the mange.
Five minutes 'till kick-off …
I'm pleased Lorde's minders kept her away from the wrath of Giuliana and co …
@derek Lol. My typing skills are sucking today.
p.s. you gotta love Lisa Turtle
Step umm yum!! It's probably a good thing I don't have any chocolate because that shit would be gone faster than a pile of coke at the Grammys.
Yo @oneeyed and @stepforded
NOOOOOOOOO with him.That voice..
Who is already drizunk?
God – that awful Katy Perry dress AGAIN. Stop already.
Madge Hag AGAIN.
He's going to say Taylor.
I had a red wine buzz but I am eating it away at the moment—feeling kinda sleepy–maybe wont even stay up for GIRLS lol—need some Meth–wheres Count when u need him lolll?
Oh my god.
And Willie – awww.. so sweet.
Are we migrating somehwere else?
Oh shit. Trashians.
So that's it. They're not running the show live out here the way they did the SAGs.
Three hours until the Grammy's air?!
@derek you know you gotta stay up to see Lena's tits
And Beyonce doing an old Madonna impersonation…blah.
Wait, so it's only us East Coasters who are watching the show live now???
what is this crap song?
maybe @NN –I gotta jet soon though—gotta get my vaseline ready for lena lolllll
@jsierra not that i know of
Beyonce should stick to lip synching.
Ew, Derek!! LOL!!!! You should stick to water based lube, you know.
new post everyone
are we drinking every time ll licks his lips
She killed it! The dress made it onto every front page in the world the next day. She wore it well.