Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart Are Done As Soon As She Finds Someone Else

It is that time for Jennifer Lopez. If she doesn't want to marry you then she is done with you. I have been saying for awhile that Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are done. The public photos together are way down and she can't handle what he did to her and is always one second away from embarrassing her. Jennifer likes to take things slowly when it comes to splits. There is the no more marriage talk followed by lots of solo  photos of her looking as hot as she can the leaked stories that things are on the rocks followed by some new project that is taking up her time (often with the person she is about to split with) and then the split. In her past, Jennifer has always alternated between celeb and non-celeb. It is now the turn of some rich actor or celebrity to start dating Jennifer. She prefers people with bigger fame than her who also have a huge wallet and know how to use it on her and also doesn't mind the bad luck jinx she brings to them. With the jinx in mind and the inevitable career downfall I was wondering who you would want that happen to them. Remember though, before their financial and career downfall there will be non-stop publicity of the couple and even a possible marriage.

44 comments:

Stepforded said...

I met Cris Judd (one of her former husbands) recently - lovely, lovely guy. Shame she couldn't have made it work with him.

I don't think Jennifer will ever find anyone 'normal' to settle down with ... she seems to have such an inflated ego and warped perception of life.

Renoblondee said...

I never could see how she could stand looking at that Casper dude. He's so gross and she's so hot.

Meanie Rhysie said...

What the phuque is she wearing?!?!

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, no, most of her marriages have been to the poor, non-famous ones, unless Cris Judd blew up in some way when I wasn't looking. I think she's mercenary as hayall, but donkey-stupid when it comes to dudes

Stepforded said...

Oh - and my prediction ... if she can get his mother out of the picture, that is ... is Bradley Cooper.

Glitter said...

There she is...making that face. Squinty eyes, mouth open...pose.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Meanie, it looks like a tight Glad bag!

She's gorgeous but really, just go back to Skeletor. The hot/ugly factor is strong with that pairing.

sandybrook said...

Once you drop the slight beer gut Jenny on the Block Im here for you. Stop wearing those tight dresses while you do too.

texas rose said...

Her money will always enable her to find a man- making him love her is a whole other matter.

TalksTooMuch said...

Seriously, Uncle Sandy?? You are going to bag on Jennifer Lopez's smokin 40 plus year old body??

sandybrook said...

what nobody came between Ben and Skeletor?

sandybrook said...

There's paunch there @TTM shouldnt be seen in that tight dress. Otherwise she's just fine.

TalksTooMuch said...

Whatever, dude

Meanie Rhysie said...

What beer gut?!?!

melissa said...

Isn't her father a scientologist? so she should go for mr. cruise

he has plenty of money to spend on her

she would heat up his image

sandybrook said...

right above the crease in her dress 5 lbs too much for that thing she's wearing.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Pretty sure you're gonna be on the S/hit list today for that comment, @Sandy.

sandybrook said...

oh well, I wont be hitting anyone if that's the case Rhysie.

nurysp said...

why oh why cant i wear a leather skirt. It squishes my booty down something horrible.
jlo and puffy forever

Gypsy said...

I hope she dates BCoop and they can both disintegrate. Maybe they will make an artsy film together and she will finally force him out of the closet, hating women except his mom forever. One can dream.

cubsfan1990 said...

Ok lawyer, you must be right on this? K

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Meanie Rhysie said "What the phuque is she wearing?!?!"

Ahahaaha! About ten minutes ago, I just told someone how you used to use "ph" spelling back when your F-key stopped working!

auntliddy said...

I dont think shes carrying extra weight; leather and lighting are unforgiving. Bad choice is all. Please, I'll switch with her anyday!! She usually picks ugly men; wonder why.

JoElla said...

There she goes again, making the exact face my cat Tidbit makes when she smells something stanky!

A Lopez/Cruise pairing would be epic! OMG think of the stories, think of the photo ops, think of the eventual crash and burn of it!!!

Only downfall of that relationship, would be dragging those twins through it.

sandybrook said...

Thx for not slaughtering me while I was away.For sure it is inappropriate for her and at least it looks too tight for her (the wrinkled part) and may expose some flaws.

Barton Fink said...

If I could afford Caspar, I'd be on that too.

Harry Knuckles said...

Sandybrook is right, I'm seeing a bit of a paunch on JLo too.

She's a 1st class bitch and for that reason she would be an awful lot of fun to date. Lots of fireworks, and I'm guessing pretty good sex. Not so much fun to actually be married to though.

The idea of her and BCoop together puzzles me. It would be a bearding thing for him, but what would she get out of it? No sex, but then she's not having sex with the Friendly Ghost either. Maybe JLo doesn't like sex, or maybe she has some other guy nobody knows about to do things to her vulva and vagina and her anus and nipples and her mouth and her taint and other places on her body too and also maybe JLo likes to give as well as receive so maybe she also does things to the guy but I'm not the least bit interested in talking about male body parts.

Katie said...

Yes... Plus she's one of those gals that always has a boyfriend. Never dating, never single...there is literally no gap In between. She must be so insecure.

Katie said...

Ugh she looks like she's had a lobotomy

T. E. Cuz said...

agree with sandy, that dress is not flattering... her body is good, but the dress does not show off the nice muscle tone.

ill take bradley :)

FS said...

She should date Shia LeBoeuf.

TalksTooMuch said...

I just think it's hilarious, buncha dudes complaining about Jennifer Lopez's body. You expect that from Harry, just thought better of you, sandybrook

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califblondy said...

Jennifer Gardner is panicked right now. JLo and Ben forever.

caroline david said...

I like the idea of a Bradley Cooper/JLo couple

Altagracia CD said...

I would love to see JLO geetig back with Ben Affleck I think he still has feeling for her

Stephen Nicks said...

Why are the comments here slowly being taken over by vile women hating chauvanist pigs? Bring back the armpit smelling woman and the old school! harry and sandy should go back to whatever porn site rock they crawled out of.

lilphantomravioli said...

seriously? internal organs + skintight leather catching the light = rounded belly. jlo is many things, but walking around w/ a "beer gut" is not one of them.

jlo from the side, no paunch whatsoever.

dress on the model; same belly effect.

ellehpee said...

Justin Bieber...she would be doing the world a favour by dooming him with her dead career taint.

ninotchka said...

JLo and Tammy - omg - it's a Scieno thrillah. She'd do it but I doubt he would. He likes them younger, less famous and career-dependent on him. Too bad, I'd like to see her finish his career off.

BCoop seems to be emulating Clooney, for obvious reasons, but maybe he's ready to try a celeb-duo-relationship. This could work for both of them.

I can't think of anyone else for her that would fit the bill and pay the bills.





Henriette said...

I like the JBlow/Cruise idea, but I would also love to see her with Dippy Depp. She's too old for him though and too old for BCoop. The older ones want them REALLY young.

Elle Abraham said...

Lol I was thinking the same, and the facial expression doesn't help lol

Jessica Wakefield said...

No Scientologist would date her, she's best friends with Leah Remini. I'm sure she's considered an SP.

anon said...

Too bad the GayFish is taken - those two totally deserve each other. What a battle of the egos that would be.