Thursday, January 30, 2014

Justin Bieber Turns Himself In For Assault Charge in Toronto- Pleads Not Guilty To DUI In Miami

Justin Bieber had a busy day yesterday. While his attorney represented him in Miami and entered a plea of not guilty to the DUI and drag racing charge from last week, Justin flew to Toronto and turned himself in (above) on assault charges dating back to last month when he hit a limo driver in the back of the head. That seems like Justin's m.o. He never actually confronts anyone head on unless he has a bodyguard in the middle. He goes for sneak attacks and plugging some hapless limo driver in the back of the head when he isn't looking seems right up Justin's alley.

Meanwhile a petition to deport Justin has gathered enough signatures that the White House must issue an official response. The problem is that so far Justin hasn't committed any crime that would warrant his legal deportation. So, the White House will probably just issue some type of banal do nothing announcement similar to that of the Piers Morgan petition of last year.

Although it doesn't look like Justin will do any time for any of his crimes, they are all still adding up and if he continues on the current road he will do something that gets him some jail time and then, perhaps he would be deported. Look at it this way, Joe Guidice probably won't be deported even if he is convicted and he faces decades in jail. The chances of Justin ever being deported are really small.

46 comments:

Freya said...

I despise him so much.
Can we have a Bieber-free February too or is that asking for too much?

Freya said...

The government has plenty more issues to deal with other than some fading pop star.

Alexstrasza said...

Canadians don't want him back! America made him what he is today, you guys can keep him! ;)

TalksTooMuch said...
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sandybrook said...

his new "g/f" looks like a tranny :(

The Knockout Drop said...

The most famous Canadians in the world today are Bieber and and Rob Ford. You guys must be so proud.

TalksTooMuch said...

At first I thought Toronto would be fine! And then I realised I will be there is April and it seemed less okay. No biebs in TO!

TalksTooMuch said...

Rob Ford is the gift that just keeps on giving. I could watch him fall down and roll around on a football field all.dang.day

sandybrook said...

At least your buffoon politicians don't pretend to be anything but buffoons unlike ours sometimes TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

Yep, we own that shite, sandybrook. How is your day?

sandybrook said...

oh it hasnt really stopped raining since 4pm yesterday but as long as The Weather Channel isn't setting up shop here it's all good (and they have been here once since I moved here). And your breakfast time?

TalksTooMuch said...

I like rain better than freezing rain, but I imagine you didn't move to Florida for it. Breakfast is good, but I think the kids are spoiled, not finishing their waffles any more. Just to keep it Canadian, there's real maple syrup!

sandybrook said...

Oh goody Id like some of that but ours would be from Vermont and I think costs about $8/bottle. I'll stick to Aunt Jemima's for now.

Kristin said...

@alexstrasza You are getting him back even if I have to shove his skinny ass in one of those t-shirt cannons they use at basketball games and fire him over the border.

Aunt lili said...

She claims she is an 'eyebrow connoisseur'...WTH

TalksTooMuch said...

I think at this point it would be cheaper to have an entire maple tree shipped from Quebec

sandybrook said...

lol@Kristin. He already sold his house in Cli because KhloeK bought one down the block from Keyshawn Johnson. So he's halfway home, now if only I can get the address of the one in Miami.

sandybrook said...

*Cali* thx cheap keyboard

surfer said...

TTM - you can have Rob Ford, really!

Susan said...

This kid isn't going to have any life skills when he inevitably hits rock bottom.

People really took the time out of their lives to sign a paper to have him deported? Really?

I loathe his music and he has been acting a punk ass fool, but I do hope he gets help and turns it around. His parents sound awful though, so chances seem slim at this point.

Susan said...

I thought I read that Khloe actually bought Keshawn's pad.

Trey said...

Susan, you're not wrong, but it doesn't look like many people in this kid's life are going to take a hard stand with him. Hollywood isn't known for caring about their commodities once they stop making them money.

sandybrook said...

@Susan yeah that is the one she bought. And Biebs sold his the next day.

Trey said...

omg @sandybrook is that Bruce Jenner in your picture?

sandybrook said...

yeppers

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, surfer, but we had Ralph Klein for a quite a while, doesn't feel right to move on just yet.

Seven of Eleven said...

I <3 you, Kristin! T-shirt cannon!

Susan said...

sandybrook - I read your initial post totally wrong. Ha. Thanks for clarification.

Count Jerkula said...

I've come to the conclusion that the only way to get Beiber in line is to force him to watch video of me sexually abusing his mom every time he has a run in with the law. We should all be blaming her, not Canada, so she is the one who should be punished for unleashing him on the world and doing a lousy parenting job. She is 4'11, right up my alley.

If we wanna really piss the lil guy off, I would volunteer to take on a Beiber's Mom/Selena Gomez tag team.

Harry Knuckles said...
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rajahcat said...

not sure that would do it Count......sorry

he's too far gone......

Candyland said...

Count must like spinners.

texas rose said...

Part that really pisses me off is that nothing will come of these latest incidents. We'll talk about them endlessly and he will probably get some kind of probation and fines but in a year we will we talking about he same shit with him. Maybe he'll get a dui in some other state next year, one of his entourage will get busted for pot in Mississippi...on and on...........ect

Harry Knuckles said...

Celebrity Net Worth puts Lil Dickhead at $160 million with another $50 - 70 million coming in every year so he ain't going anywhere and he's not going to crash and burn and end up doing dinner theatre in Peoria. The little turd is going to do nothing but life the Life of Riley until he dies 65 years from now. The only possible fly in the ointment is that he drives drunk and stoned so he might kill someone some day and then go to prison for a couple of days. Let's keep our fingers crossed!

texas rose said...

I agree with sentiment Harry but let's not cross our fingers hoping he kills someone. (maybe only a single car crash and the only person hurt is himself)

Count Jerkula said...

@Candyland: Yep. Not that I would turn a tall broad away, there are just certain things that garner bonus points.

SingBlue said...

I had a funny dream last night. The little scrote got jail time, and whilst he was locked up, used his graffiti skills to write "FREE JB!" in big letters on his cell wall.

His horror during the night when he realised his cell mate was dyslexic...

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

I wish it had been a taxi, (as the original story I saw read) then there would be video. It sounds like the limo company "what happens in the car stays here" will cover up anything for famous clients to keep the business. Then we wonder why celebs get away with things over and over again, they're never accountable until something really awful becomes public. Makes me wonder how many people have become crime victims in the back of a limo, and there was no help from the driver.

surfer said...

This is for you Mari, since you seem to know everything. From today's Toronto Star, regarding the limo company.

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2014/01/30/limo_driver_in_justin_bieber_altercation_quit_afterwards.html

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

@surfer I certainly don't think I know everything, my reason for adding an actual quote was because, to me, while there is an extraordinary effort to blame the entourage (not the celeb) in this specific incident a generalized statement such as the one I used is disturbing to me.
Justin Bieber's entourage at fault, Toronto limo company says.

surfer said...

Marie - for starters, the Sun is a rag, not a credible paper. Second, the article spoke to people who weren't there that night, therefore, had nothing of value to add to the story.

Dexamyl said...

@Count I doubt screwing his mom would elicit much emotion. Actually, I always thought it was his dad he wanted!!

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

@surfer Funnily enough, that's how I refer to the Star! ;) My point is the same. Prior to today, every story I have read has included one angle, blame the entourage, in fact, I would say the same about many other stories involving the famous whenever possible. I find the quotes from the people in the industry alarming. I also certainly don't expect anyone to agree with me, that's what makes freedom awesome.

Jennifer H. said...

Can we pool our money to "disappear him?"

texas rose said...

Singblue - while we're on prison jokes - a small cute guy gets sent to prison. He is scared because of all the prison rape stories. His cellmate is huge and mean looking. Cellmate looks at him and asks " You want to be the husband or the wife?" Little guy thinks hey this might not be quite as bad as I thought and says " The husband I guess." Cellmate then demands " Well get over here and suck your wife's dick!"

Count Jerkula said...

SingBlue & TexasRose: 2 winners.