Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Lindsay Lohan And Her "Stolen" Laptop


Lindsay Lohan is claiming that while she was in the airport in Shanghai yesterday her laptop was stolen. How do we know this? For a brief few minutes yesterday she Tweeted that it was stolen and that she was offering a reward. Within minutes though, those Tweets were gone. Deleted. Did she suddenly decide she didn't want to offer a reward? Did anyone notice how polite her Tweets were? That isn't Lindsay at all. What I think happened is that someone is trying to create a publicity stunt and then someone else said no. Unless you suddenly found your laptop, then why delete the Tweets? Some media outlets are reporting that Lindsay has naked photos of herself on her laptop. That isn't shocking and who really cares about seeing more naked Lindsay photos. That would get you about $2. TMZ says there are letters from Lady GaGa and Woody Allen on the laptop. Actual letters? So, she got something in the mail and scanned it and saved it or she got e-mails from them which wouldn't be accessible anyway? I think this is a big bunch of nothing and maybe was designed to deflect from something coming out or to give people something to discuss other than why China would give her a fashion award and why she was so bloated.

42 comments:

sandybrook said...

And of course you Entybot decided to discuss it. :(

'Ted' Theodore Logan said...

No way!

'Ted' Theodore Logan said...

Yes way, Ted!

SecretTorture said...

She was there to shop and take it in the butt from her sugar daddy. I wish she would OD already.

Henriette said...

China should keep her.

Bill S. Preston, Esq. said...

Shut UP, Ted!

sandybrook said...

oh goody trolls make their first appearance of 2014!! A warning you hos better be funny!

sandybrook said...

And change your avis when you post under different names too rookies!

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOL Sandy, which avi's? :)

Lucas said...

I would be mortified if my laptop were stolen.

sandybrook said...

Just teaching them Rhysie but they better be funny first

auntliddy said...

Her laptop is with her unicorn, safe in the land of Liloville, where the streets run with booze and meth trees dangle their prizes everywhere. Ie, she's in a fantasy land. I mean, they know her there, but back here in real world not so much.

The Dude said...

I love the reward comments, they are too funny, the last couple of times she offered a "reward" neither person recieved anything and she bascially spit in their faces.

LottaColada said...

@sandybrook, how do you know they're trolls?

Giles said...

Who would even want to touch Blohan's laptop? I read somewhere that a keyboard has more germs than a toilet seat; Blohan's would have more germs than ... (you fill in the gaps)

Count Jerkula said...

Who cares about the pics on her laptop? The money would be in the email and IM logs of her booking whore sessions w/ high dollar tricks. Maybe some of the fools sent her dick pics.

Vera L- said...

a crackies gotta do what a crackies gotta do!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Count, and maybe she has her own playbook that she sends them with price listings!

LOL @ Bill & Ted! Excellent!

Topper Madison said...

This is just step #1 in the reality star handbook. As with Paris and Kim, you start with a rumor that something was stolen from an airport. Next, you have a sex tape released.

Seriously, this happened with both of them, so look for a Lindsay sex tape to be stolen/released soon...

sandybrook said...

@lotta lucky guess?

MISCH said...

according to your own blind she made some cash on the side while in China….she's just a call girl now…

Seachica said...

Maybe it included her rate card, and she didn't want it coming out how low the prices have fallen.

But yeah, I think this is a setup for a sex tape. In her case, LILO already hocked her phone so she has to carry a laptop around.

Ray Nicolet said...

LL looks like she's wearing one of those living doll masks.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

She prolly has a list of her clients on there ;)

Count Jerkula said...

For those interested in proper terminology, it is referred to a a Menu. Common Menu Items are:

French w/o a Translator
Dining at the Y
Dining at the A
Frank Sinatra
Greek
Russian
Asian

I would imagine all of the above are available w/ LiLo.

Count Jerkula said...

Dining at the O is sometimes used instead of Dining at the A.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh, Count, dare I ask you what is a "Frank Sinatra"???

*winces as she waits...*

crila16 said...

Lindsey won't even tell how much she's giving as a reward, because it's probably only $1.00.

ethorne said...

This stupid thief probably saw a laptop she wanted & came up with a plan to say they stole it from her.

ethorne said...

No @Crila, it's a 2 for 1 coupon on Big Macs that she found on the ground in the alley, while on her knees. Looking for her laptop.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Enty, you say:

she got e-mails from them which wouldn't be accessible anyway?

If you have her laptop and can turn it on, her e-mail is almost certainly accessible. If she uses an e-mail client, like Thunderbird or Eudora, the e-mail is right there on the system in plain text. If she uses a webmail interface like GMail or Yahoo or Hotmail, the password is almost certainly saved in her web browser, and, again, the account could be immediately accessed.

As, of course, could her Twitter account. It would be trivial for someone who'd stolen her laptop to delete the tweets offering a reward, and change the passwords on her accounts.

Not saying that happened, but there's no reason it couldn't have.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Count:

I'll bite:

French w/o a Translator > oral, no condom
Dining at the Y >vaginal sex
Dining at the A > Anal sex
Frank Sinatra > SM?
Greek > also anal right?
Russian >between the boobs
Asian > ?

Count Jerkula said...

Frank Sinatra = FS = Full Service

Dining at Y = Eating Pussy
Dining at O or A = Eating Ass
Those mean the whore is receptive to them.

Greek = Anal
Russian = Titty Fucking
Asian = Rimming (the whore eats trick ass)
French w/o Translator = BBBJ = No Condom BJ




bellaluna said...

I wish mine had just been stolen! I spilt an entire cup of coffee on mine last Saturday!

bellaluna said...

Would this be the laptop she stole, covered in rhinestones, and then tweeted that pic of her with it?

Derek Harvey said...

non-story. Can't stand this trick but you are really grasping a straws to trash her....

califblondy said...

The things I learn from the Count. Wow.

NaughtyNurse said...

Bloated? I saw a couple of pictures from whatever stupid event she was at, and she didn't look bloated to me. Whatever.

canadachick said...

how'd she get into China with her criminal record? And why would they give her a fashion award?

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hairydawg said...

I'll take an order of Asian

ninotchka said...

Paris and Kim's prices went up after their sex tapes were released. Maybe Blowhan's hoping to raise her rates.