Saturday, January 11, 2014

Nick Cannon Says He Has Lots Of Sex With Mariah Carey

When you start talking ab out sex like Jada Pinkett Smith talks about sex then you know your marriage is in trouble. At this point Nick and Mariah must be feeling the heat about their marriage so they throw out a few family photos of the couple together during Christmas. None during the non-holiday season though. Huh. Now Nick is telling the world that he and Mariah must be strong as a couple because they have lots of sex. Yeah, once someone in the relationship starts telling the rest of the world how much sex they are having as a couple the relationship is doomed. I just think Nick can't bear to let people know he doesn't really have very much sex with his wife so wants people to think he is tough and a stud. It's why he said in the same breath that he is proud that his son loves to fight other people. Yeah, that is a trait that is sure to help him succeed.

24 comments:

Kristin said...

Is Mimi wearing the American Hustle dress? That's the extent of what I care about in this post.

Violet said...

I know right. Be together, be over, have sex, don't have sex. Whatever. I care as little for this couple and their marriage as I do about my milkman and his wife (actually I care more about Rod - the milkman).

rosie riveter said...

This most definitely reads "yer not gettin none" tmi is always over compensation

ethorne said...

Ab out sex is the only way to sex.

laura ramona said...

Boring....

Stepforded said...

I think it's tacky / trashy / cheap to talk about one's sex life. I don't care if he's having sex or not ... in fact, I'd rather not know, thanks.

Brenda L said...

I want to know where Violet lives that she even HAS a milkman to care about. ;-)

TalksTooMuch said...

It's like MJ and Lisa Marie redux, plus more ick.

I wanna know aboot Violet's milkman too!

Massive G said...

Fucking morons

bunny honey said...

I'm sorry but I luv these two! They are so cute together. He maybe the only man that will fool with her crazy a$$. So I say may God bless him and I hope it works out. :0)

Kathy K said...

He was icky on as a guest judge on Project Runway All-Stars, too (and for the life of me, I don't know why he was a judge). One of the outfits had a full zipper down the front, and a few judges took issue with it. Nick, of course, explained that what's awesome about a zipper down the front is that is only takes seconds to get the dress off a woman.

Stay class-ay, Nick.

Stepforded said...

@Kathy K - really? Good grief! LOL ... I quite liked him on that talent show ... whatever it was ... he was nice to the contestants and respectful of their 'talents' even when they were completely void of any, which I thought was cool.

goddess. said...

This is not new. Nick has ALWAYS said stuff like this.

Violet said...

Where do you people live that you DON'T have a milkman? Oh to live in backwater suburbia. I knew it had its advantages.

Kristin said...

@Violet Where I live I have a better chance if having an eight ball of crack delivered to my home.

Tell us more about this Rod.

Violet said...

Maybe my life would be more interesting if I lived somewhere I could get crack delivered to my front door rather than milk.

What can I say about Rod? He drives a rather nifty little electric number, cruises the streets at 4 in the morning and calls at my house on a Thursday evening for payment - possibly much like your local crack dealers.

auntliddy said...

He sounds ignorant. And my friend and her husband had great sex right up til day they divorced. So that dont mean jack.

Lucas said...

I'd put up with the crazy for even an occasional crack at that.

And yeah. All relationships settle into a quieter sex life. Better to have amazing sex a couple of times a month than mediocre sex every day.

Matt said...

I can't help but wonder what's the truth about all of this. I read a lot of gossip sites and do far CDAN is the only one I've seen reporting anything about any trouble in this marriage. Usually where there's smoke there's fire, but why have no other sites picked up on this story and ran with it? Plus there weren't a "a few" pictures posted around the holidays, there were many, plus now a national magazine cover. I'm beginning to wonder if possibly Enty's source is wrong and Enty's trying to save face? Maybe he would have better off just pretending he was never wrong like he did with Lamar Odon. You know, how he swore Lamar wasn't doing drugs and it was all a kris Jenner scheme. Enty's never gone back and admitted he was totally off on that story, but he certainly doesn't mind talking about it now as if he wasn't wring t all. And never admitted it either.

Count Jerkula said...

He has to listen to her yappin AND have sex with her??? That poor bastard.

Alexa Rose said...

Do you think Mariah really wants to let him go and lose the image of the happy family she desires? Who knows, for all I know they could be blissfully happy. I hope they really are happy, but when people start talking about how much sex they're having....

califblondy said...

Everytime I've seen her interviewed I've thought that bitch is crazy. If they stick it out for dem babies, good for them cuz those kids deserve one sane parent.

Crystal said...

the thing is, when i look at these two together, they just dont look like they actually like eachother. I never bought them as a couple. the whole thing is weird.

Brian said...

As Cougar Town would say:

AaawwwwBLECH