Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Off Topic

I'm pretty sure the same person who invented turkey bacon invented rice crust for pizza.

44 comments:

Stepforded said...

Rice crust sounds intriguing!

My favourite (Pizza Hut) crust is the one with cheese running throughout - it's amaaaa-zing!

Sugar said...

Off topic bitch session!
I need to get this off my chest. Thanks for listening!

I sit here working in one room with 2 other people. It can be loud because we are in a tight space out in the open.

My coworker:
1. Screams when she's on the phone and talks louder when the other person on the phone tries to interrupt her.
2. Pops and smacks her gum like a dang teenager
3. is passive aggressive and never lets my other coworker finish her sentence when she is talking to her.
4. she's full of intense energy and she makes me anxious.
5. she eats while she is talking on the phone.

AARG!!!!!! I feel better now, sort of.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Yuck. Let's change the topic... Celebrities who resemble vegetables? Hollywood personality you'd most like to flatten like a pancake? Favorite actor/actress on whom you'd like to slather some food item?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Sorry, Sugar, that wasn't directed at you!

Eros said...

Lol.. Enty you and your food off topic items.

Can we have a retail therapy/shopping off topic item purty please. A b#$ ch like to get her shop on.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

I suggest you flatten her like a pancake.

Stepforded said...

Oooh Sugar that is VERY annoying!

Can you wear headphones to block her out? If so, invest in some ...

And put a screen up so you can't see her ... if not a free-standing screen, then a very large plant ...

Sometimes people are a product of their environments ... if you start instilling a zen-like space (create a desktop sand garden; tell her to be quiet so you can meditate at certain times throughout the day; drink lots of herbal tea (or, if you don't like it, leave it to soak so the fragrance fills the air).

If this all fails, you could have a quiet word to her and say that "someone" has confided in you that several people in the office find her behaviour very annoying ... mean, I know, but that might have to be what you do.

Jenny Ferrall said...

Does it seem like there are a lot of new people here since the New Year's reveals? Also, how do I change my darn name on here?

Sugar said...

Aww, it's cool, breeze! I didn't think you were referring to me. I'm trying to think of what vegetable my coworker resembles. I'd like to flatten her like a pancake!

Stepforded said...

@Jenny Ferrall - you just click on your name, on the post you just made, and it will take you to your profile where you can change whatever you like.

Eros said...

@ Sugar .. you need an office. That sucks.

Theres a bunch of loud new yorker types that work near my office. These bitches are so loud it chaps my ass and others big time. They have quieted down lately though which is good.

Stepforded said...
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Stepforded said...

@CocoBeachBunny - Emma Thompson reminds me of garlic or a turnip. I'd like to squish her and Amy Adams like a pancake - oh, and the Kartrashians, Seacrest and the Houghs.

califblondy said...

My office is fairly secluded, but there's one guy who whistles everytime he walks through. Aaaaggghhh, I hate whistling and isn't whistling indoors bad luck??

fancyscreenname said...

@sugar
U sound like a beta to her alpha.
U r alpha HERE. Channel your Gawd given sense of fun and ridiculousness to combat her energy. Figure it out, sugar! For goodness sakes SHUT HER DOWN! That space needs to b filled with your energy.
...and let us know how it goes.
;^)

Sugar said...

You crack me up, Fancy. It just feels good to BITCH! And she acts all proper and like she's a professional but in honesty, anyone who eats while talking on the phone is just all colors of wrong. She doesn't take feedback well and I'm blunt as hell so it's tricky.

Sugar said...

I'll get my zen garden going tomorrow! SHHHHHHH. I'm zenning and having a spot of tea now. Namaste.

Stepforded said...

@califblondy - for those in Estonia it is. And it will be for you to if you believe it is bad luck; but if you don't then it isn't. These superstitions are only valid if you believe in them. Tell him to please be quiet as people are complaining.

WareCat said...

Who watched RH of Bev Hills last nite?!

holy fuck.

Stepforded said...

@Ware Cat - no; but will do so this afternoon when it gets uploaded to the web.

Don't tell me what happened! :-)

I loathe that stupid Carlton Gebbia woman - not only does she not fit in, but she doesn't like anyone (except Brandi) and rarely goes to anything.

TalksTooMuch said...

I wish I could help, Sugar, but my co-workers are still at the steal-toys-from-each-other and scream alla time stages. Also lots of bum-bum talk. I can suggest time-outs, never ending repetition a la "put that down! No, that! Down! I said put that down! Yes, that" and then teeth grinding and finally speaking in tongues and frothing. Use it! It's yours!

WareCat said...

Omg, Stepforded!!!
ghoul, u r in for a trip.
Ive watched it twice already.
Lisa bores the fuck outta me.


Sugar, u have a hell of a lot more patience than me.
I'd be smacking phones outta bitch'es hands & telling them to shut the front door by now.

Karen said...

@Jenny, you're logged on as a Google+ account; sign up for blogger with your gmail account. Then you'll be able to edit that profile name to whatever you like as Stepforded said. I don't think you can edit your Google+ name unless you change your settings within Google/Gmail.

fancyscreenname said...

Oh, okay. You are not a damsel in distress. Lol
Just venting, got it.
;^)

WareCat said...

Oh, hell nah!
I just saw a commercial, they're doing another round of make ur own Lays flavor potato chips.
*hurls*

__-__=__ said...

Alex, I'll take Problems of People Who Have Jobs for $200.

Sugar said...

aww, sorry, equation. Didn't mean to make you feel poopie.

Gayeld said...

I'm sorry, I don't care how nice your suit is or how impeccable your phone manners are (which, obviously, hers aren't) the second you start chewing gum in the office, let alone popping it, all your credibility goes flying out the window.

rosie riveter said...

That sounds like a perfectly rational reponse in the work place. Unemployed much?

WareCat said...

Was I speaking to u rosie?
Where's ur 3 kids u co-parent.
u self righteous ratchet bitch.
get off my nuts, cunt.

rosie riveter said...

Oh, your flirting again. U sound like a real sweetie. Kids go to school, remember? - its called an EDUCATION to become something in life. But I guess being a foul wretch is working out great for you, so...carry on ;)

WareCat said...

U came @ me, moron.
This was about my sweetie Sugar having a bad day, & u had to open ur fat mouth & make me take my extensions out, so we cld cyber fight.

Good day, sir.

ninotchka said...

Who would eat turkey bacon or rice crust on a pizza? I don't even know what rice crust is, I guess made with rice flour? Is this for those fake gluten-phobes who are now everywhere? Weirdos.

auntliddy said...

Fancy, that wld completely drive me insane, esp the gum part!!!!! I cant stand people who are all over the place and respect no workspace boundaries. Put a tack on her f curse chair! Lol

hothotheat said...

Not so much Eros. I have an office and the loud ass b!tch 2 offices down can be heard loud and clear, even with my door closed. She puts all of her calls (personal & business) on speaker phone.

sandybrook said...

I eat turkey bacon for the lower calories and cholesterol intake. It doesn't taste as bad as it used to because they spice it up a bit but its pretty unchewable because of no fat which is its entire point.

As far as office etiiqueete every job workplace has their King or Queen Shit and you just have to learn to deal with them.

fancyscreenname said...

@liddy.
Exactly. Some people didn't get the memo that it is rude in a work environment to b all over the place. U can't just let your personality go Willy nilly. With so many people in an enclosed area someone is bound to get annoyed at your foot loose and fancy free approach to working.
;^)

kelli_girl said...

Ugh, noisy chewers are THE WORST!!! Especially poppin' & snappin' on gum. I'm getting uptight just thinking about it!

Eros said...

Lmao! Wow im not the only person suffering from that? Thats why im laughing. Me and a guy I work with were about to reign wwiii in here because the loud mofos were doing the same thing. Speakerphone meetings for over an hour yelling and even with the doors closed you could hear everything. That is so effin rude when there are plenty of conference rooms for people to conduct meetings. They have gotten better thank goodness..

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, I like turkey bacon.

PotPourri said...

Who cares...They are both ASSHOLES!

Redd said...

ok, need feedback-if you are working with someone with the very same level of access to a server; bitch is demanding that I print 10 pieces of paper and deliver them to her....it's a bitch face stand off.

Plum Grey said...

Damn u shazzie, lol!

Plum Grey said...

Reading my mofo mind, JFer, then again, I was a LTL b4 I got my pinky ring!