Thursday, January 23, 2014

Off Topic

Most mornings I'm fairly sure my office smells like a distillery. I wish I had one in my office. Would save a whole lot of flask filling.

29 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

this alcoholism thing isn't cute. its a real thing that people struggle with.

texas rose said...

I assumed enty's office smelled more like a rest stop bathroom in the morning..

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey, at least it isn't food!

VIPblonde said...

Enty's office smells like vanilla and regret

califblondy said...

Wanna borrow my Betsey Johnson flask? It's so cute.

aemish said...

At least it isn't coffee. I drink it once every other year and every other year I remember why I don't drink coffee. My mouth tastes like ass for hours. No amount of mouthwash can solve that problem. I'm literally breathing coffee breath out of my nostils and I feel like it's trapped in my nose hairs.

WareCat said...

My hair smells like 151.
crazy fukn nite.

Count Jerkula said...

Sounds like me in my furniture movign days. A couple times I stunks so bad like the booze from the night before, my co workers wouldn't let me in the house, except for the heavy items. Other than that I packed the truck and drank water all day.

Renoblondee said...

Do people use flasks much anymore? I have one, but I've never used it.

Ray Nicolet said...

My office smells like pot.

Count Jerkula said...

@Reno: Vodka in water bottles is the new trend.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

OT: @Kristin, I'm enjoying reading Night Film.

T. E. Cuz said...

flasks are an old school thing. i have 3 but ive only used a flask once, when i was broke and didnt wanna pay to go out drinking. gotta be sneaky so as not to get kicked out, but i managed.

Angela said...

I'm brewing wine right now, strawberry and a plum, my entire house smells like a Bartles & James ca. 1985.

Sugar said...

My computer is being a dick and I'm mad at it right now. Maybe a flask of vodka will help?

crila16 said...

@ Sugar...vodka won't help with your computer. I gave a bottle of vodka to my computer once to speed it up, and my keyboard keys got stuck. Next time I'm drinking it myself.

Count Jerkula said...

I used to keep a flask of bacardi where the tool kit was supposed to be on my motorcycle so I could mix rum and coke while tooling around at bike events. This would be a relevant comment in the meth blind too.

Lucas said...

Ha!

ethorne said...

How many flasks would a Fauxenty fill if a Fauxenty could fill flasks?

Say it 10x fast!

rocky619ca said...

I'm at work and I could really use a pint...or two..or three of Wreck Alley...

auntliddy said...

I ate too many twizzlers and am now trying to figure out how to hide them from myself.

__-__=__ said...

Betsey Johnson does have a flask! So cute!!
http://m.macys.com/shop/product/betsey-johnson-antique-silver-tone-pave-crystal-heart-flask?ID=1076964

Kimba said...

I have the perfect flask, it's from the Jameson distillery, ah fond memories...anyway, what makes it the best is the round flatness of it, I'm sorta big boobied, so I slide it between my bra wire and under boobie. If I get frisked at a concert, they never find it, and it keeps my hooch at body temp. It's perfect I tell you.

Stepforded said...

We were filming at an old house that had been converted from a pub a few weeks back ... they had renovated absolutely everything but for some odd reason did not replace the carpet (which I'm sure was a priceless work of art as it looked spectacular). Anyhoo, no amount of carpet shampoo would be able to get the smell of beer, wine and spirits out of this carpet and it reeeeeked! It was so awful :-)

Merlin D. Bear said...

Quick reality check, Enty of the day....
Have you ever actually *smelled* a distillery?
It doesn't smell anything like the finished product.
By a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG shot.

Jerry said...

Problem solved:

http://gethired.com/apply/95e1707e-cc3d-440b-a387-756f5435c474

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Not funny,get some help man. Thats no way to live. I read your posting about booze as s cry for help. Your drinking is not normal. Youre a very heavy drinker.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Not funny,get some help man. Thats no way to live. I read your posting about booze as s cry for help. Your drinking is not normal. Youre a very heavy drinker.

Eros said...

Distillery over cat pee ain't so bad. Ijs it could be worse.