Monday, January 27, 2014

Off Topic

I thought I would have minty fresh breath this morning after all the mint juleps I had yesterday. Sadly, not the case as my assistant fainted when I breathed in her general direction.

11 comments:

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

You sound like you're having a super jazzy day, ent man!
Please regale us with more incredibly interesting anecdotes!

Seven of Eleven said...

At least you didn't fart in her general direction, amirite?

(Sorry to all of you Monty Python fans for lack of a link.)

ConfirmationStation said...

Hey Guys, Enty's breath here: Can confirm I reek of halitosis, digested bacon and stale ass. It's not the first time I've made someone faint either!

Seven of Eleven said...

OK, not sorry.

texas rose said...

Are you sure it was your breath and not something from the other end??

Kristin said...

Poor Jax

Auto Co-Wrecked said...

Dis dueds breff bee so bad foks be thingking he tonge fukked summ dueds shity azs

Renoblondee said...

Well, not about food.

Sugar AKA Lil Fudgsicle said...

Wow, auto!

Marion Silver said...

@ConfirmationStation and Auto Co-Wrecked: Wow. That is really nasty. I wouldn't put my tongue in an ass for all the heroin in Afghanistan.

Mr. Enty Lawyer, it is A2A, not A2M. You must watch the wrong movies.

Auto Co-Wrecked said...

@Marion Silver wit de rite duurty bicht a2m bees magickal.
Alweeys gets da returned favors thogh. Fare is fare.