Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Brooke Burke tries to make this look all unplanned, but it was planned. She looks good though.

Bella Thorne sells stamps.
Diane Kruger carries her purse while
Joshua Jackson takes care of the pile of luggage.
A very interesting look for Elle Fanning.
Edward Norton paddleboarding.
The always amazing Emma Stone.
Lily Allen is in Paris for Fashion Week with Karl Lagerfeld.
Kan-yay West was there with Kim Kardashian's runaway breasts.

41 comments:

Just Another HR Lady said...

Josh looks good, even buried under all of Diane's luggage. Lol

T. E. Cuz said...

lily looks flawless

lovely muscle tone on brooke

parissucksliterally said...

Kim looks ridiculous. PUT YOUR FUCKING TITS AWAY FOR ONCE. Shit!

Brooke, you look amazing, but what a fucking famewhore move.

Seven of Eleven said...

Doesn't everyone fuel up their SUV in a running bra and shorts? #reevaluatefueldiscount

I bet if Diane was pushing the cart, the caption would be even snottier. "Joshua Jackson lets Diane carry all the luggage. What a man."

I am done with you, Lily Allen. Just done.

Oh, Kim. It's like you're Kanye's performance art.

cc: reverse cleavage

LottaColada said...

Kim looks like she's wearing pajamas with heels.
cc: the last set of Random Photos.

auntliddy said...

I really think kim has no mirror, i really do. Does lagerfield even reflect when he looks in mirror? And why is ed norton so cranky and hard to work with? Whats his deal?

Sunny said...

I read somewhere that Brooke Burke's only exercise was walking on the treadmill at a 15% incline and a speed of 3.5 mph for 30 minutes a day. I SWF'd that workout tip, but for some reason I do not look like Brooke Burke. I'm very disappointed

MollyMo said...

Kim reminds me of Rocketman.

Tina Mallette said...

And how many kids has Brooke had already, at least 4.

Kim's fashion sense such as it was went in the tiolet the day she hooked up with Kanye. You almost think he is making her do it on purpose and he and the boyfriend are just laughing their heads off every time she is not around at how she'll do anything Kanye says.

parissucksliterally said...

Sunny, that is bullshit. I used to see Brooke at the Santa Monica stairs. There is no way she only walks on a treadmill. She has a trainer.

Harry Knuckles said...

Brooke Burke was dealing with cancer a while back. Don't know where that stands now.

Karl Lagerfeld is just strange. I get that he is a fashion legend and views clothes as the be-all and end-all but he always looks silly to me.

Artistic Genius looks unhappy. Probably just wants to get back to the hotel and get busy on those big knockers.

Marieeee said...

Emma Stone was better before she went "Hollywood" and lost all that weight.

Sunny said...

@Paris
WHAT?? I've been hoodwinked!!

@Tina
Yes, 4 kids! My sister also has 4 and a similar body to Brooke's (without the boobies). She eats clean and gets some sort of exercise every single day without fail. Annoying (ha ha - just kidding)

Uhhhh... said...

Hello, Edward Norton!

feraltart said...

Does anyone else think Emma Stone looks pregnant?

sandybrook said...

Kim's fashion sense does exactly what it is supposed to do-- get her picture taken. Her tits are the only part of her worth flashing.

To me Brooke Burke looks like she needs to add some weight, she looks too thin and less curvy but I know she was sick with cancer.

Sherry said...

Yeah Sunny, the exercise is chasing 4 chirrens.

Kim looks more ridiculous than ever. I'll bet Kanye is making a joke of her.

Sophie Helene said...

Brooke Burke looks like she is running around in her underwear. Looks ridiculous.

Lily looks like she's had work done.

Sophie Helene said...

Brooke Burke looks like she is running around in her underwear. Looks ridiculous.

Lily looks like she's had work done.

NaughtyNurse said...

Brooke Burke looks like an ass walking around in that outfit.

I wish Bella Thorne would look at pictures of herself carefully and then fire her stylist. She looks at LEAST 20 years older than her years.

La Minette Grincheuse said...

K&K look so miserable...good.

mynerva said...

Kim has great clothes. The problem is they are designed for a 6ft willowy model. Not a short curvy girl.

ninotchka said...

Kim's doing very well for a huge whore.

The Fanning girl looks awful.

Lily and Karl deserve each other.

Josh and Diane are always cute.

Emma used to look better. She used to work better too.

Edward Norton is talented but he's become such a little bitch with a giant ego that it's impossible to like him anymore.

0_0 said...

"I'm totally straight! Look at those boobs!"
Things Kanye Said for $100, Alex.

Wen said...

K-Pig needs to put her cartoon titties away. She is beyond disgusting.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Joshua is just running down field block with that cart for Diane.

Karl is looking more and more like the Crypt Keeper

Lila said...

Kim K... NOT flattering. Not by a long-shot. I am a suburban soccer mom & have better style than Kim. At least I know what looks good on me. Rihanna (maybe) can get away with that look.

Renoblondee said...

I wish Emma would eat something. Her and Andrew must enable each other because he needs to eat too.

Alicia said...

Brooke is my workout icon. Baby girl is ten weeks old now and part of my work out is swaddling her up tight when she's cranky and I do squats whilst comforting her. She loves it. I also pack her up on non rainy days and do the stairs on Mt Tabor - Portlands dormant volcano which when I did the math, six trips up and down is the equivalent of walking up and down the Empire State Building. I am up to two sets :/

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Kim and Kanye look like they've been trying to get her a job at a brothel all day long, and they just got rejected by the last one.

portlandjewel said...

Hey! #portland :)

teresa crane said...

BAWHAHAHA Kim looks ridiculous!!

Brooke B. has an amazing body, I'll give her that. But to wear that shiz in public? C'mon girl thats a fame whore move for sho

Northbynorthwest said...

Any dude's lucky enough to be nailing Diane Kruger, will happily be her luggage bitch without complaint.

T. E. Cuz said...

I thought you meant the nc mount tabor. Good parenting @Alicia

keeshlo said...

If I had Brookes body I would run around in my underwear all day too. WOW!

Jazzy said...

Brooke Burke and her trainer have a circuit training DVD. It's tough, but really works.

Jazzy said...

Brooke Burke and her trainer have a circuit training DVD. It's tough, but really works.

anderguy said...

The Biebs gets busted for DUI & drag racing. No need to look for more eggs!

Justin Bieber arrested for DUI, drag racing
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Stepforded said...

Brooke's look is a mammoth two-finger salute to cancer. She is in full remission now and looks amazing - incredible - go her!!

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