Friday, January 03, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

It is all fun and games until your girlfriend has to go back to college and Ryan Phillippe wonders how he will spend the next ten years of his life before the AARP letter comes in the mail.

Ryan Seacrest dances with old men while Wolfgang Puck ogles women who are not his wife.
More old men for a very drunk Ryan Seacrest to hug.
Adam Sandler running errands on his bike yesterday.
Simon Cowell surrounded by women.
Stephen Dorff just is not that into her.
Tom Felton is on vacation. You know, because he umm, well, he is on vacation.
Taylor Swift headed to dance class.
Alison Williams looks really good here.

39 comments:

Brenda L said...

Most of the people in this section look like they are enjoying the shit out of life.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I live within spitting distance of a beach and cook, and yet Wolfgang Puck gets all the broads walking around with wedgie bikinis? No damned justice in this world.

sandybrook said...

I hear ya Charlie the same goes for me

Dani S said...

Tay Tay needs all the dance lessons she can get.

JoElla said...

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i'ts Wolfy for that blind isn't it!!

bflogurl said...

Guess VIPs guess of C+ actor was right... that pic is Adam is from her link!

Renoblondee said...

Oh man, stop with the bikini pics. So. Jealous. It is 30 here today.
:(

mistang said...

That is the happiest I have ever seen Seacrest.

@Reno- There have been times I have considered moving back to the mainland and I see comments like yours and wonder why the hell I would want to do that.

Renoblondee said...

@mistang Where are you at again? I'm sorry, I forgot.

Renoblondee said...

mainland. Duh. Hawaii, right?

Count Jerkula said...

Allison Williams always looks good. That broad is going to be making gobs of money for a long time.

califblondy said...

Taylor having dance lessons is the best news I've heard all day.

TalksTooMuch said...

I do like the drapes!

I saw some dudes on the track with what the count calls "hungry butt", like the ladies above. Not as awesome of a visual.

Ryan Phillipe. Rawr.

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't know who Tom Felton is, but I'm curious as to why the woman with him is wearing a laundry sack.

Renoblondee said...

@Seven- He's from Harry Potter! You know, Draco Malfoy!

Sherry said...

Is Wolfgang our reveal?

Charlie, I'll wear a wedgie bikini for you. It won't be very pretty but I offered.

Count Jerkula said...

HUNGRY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

I noticed it and smiled, but was too focused on the Allison Williams pic when initially commenting.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Reno, thank you! It's so weird to see our HP kids all grown up (even that evil Emma Watson)!

JSierra said...

Shut your whore mouth about Draco, enty! He can Slytherin me any day hehe

fancyscreenname said...

Ok so that broad with the wedge bikini bottoms is killin' it.

Oh yeah and a fond: tehehehe to Sherry. That was cute n funny.
;^)

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Sherry: Thank you for the offer, dear. We may want to put that offer into escrow until the weather gets a little more agreeable. I'm sitting on 10 F right now with evil winds coming off the Lake. Wind Chill in the negatives. Definitely not bikini weather.

I may pull a Robert Edwin Peary, and venture down to the beach to take a couple of pics.

mistang said...

@Reno - Yeah, I'm on Oahu. I've thought about moving somewhere a little cheaper, but the weather is hard to beat.

So sorry to you all in the cold weather. It's winter here, too, but that mainly means a lot more rain. I'm not sure if I could survive a real winter anymore.

Renoblondee said...

@mistang
I visited The Big Island years ago and it was so beautiful. Even when it rained it was pleasant. Lucky you!
I really shouldn't complain too much here in Eastern NC. Our winters can be pretty mild. It's just really fucking cold right now! haha

goes in circles said...

It's gonna be -25 here with -55 windchill.

I want Taylor's legs and wedgies ass.

mitchellaneous mvdiz said...

I think Alison Williams is gorgeous. The best part of Girls, to be sure.

Cee Kay said...

Snarky Enty! We get it, Ryan Philippe's girlfriend is younger than he is. But come on, he's hardly in James Woods territory!

Redd said...

I enjoy Alison Williams on Girls, but find her annoying whenever I see her or read anything she says. She's a conundrum or something.

lutefisk said...

I am not a big fan of Taylor Swift's music but I would kill for her wardrobe. She has a great stylist, unless she picks out her own clothes.

PS said...

Can someone please tell me what Tephan Dorff does for a living?! When is the last time he acted?! I don't think I have seen him in anything in two decades.

PS said...

AI! STEPHAN, not Tephan...

Lucas said...

Stephen Dorff looks like he just eyed the pap who is interrupting his seksy times. Oh, and was great in Entropy. And is on my list of 'dudes who move me up the Kinsey scale' due to Blade.

Sherry said...

Wait Charlie you're at a lake beach? Well that's very different. Wondering if cold would cause shrinkage of midsection chunk. This may work if the one eye makes me look half my size. LOL.

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Stepforded said...

Why does Taylor need two bodyguards?!

And why doesn't she have the dance lessons come to her? Would be much easier than having those pesky paps annoy her ... oh, that's right - she knows she's nothing without them.

There's something very 'off' about Ryan Seacrest - his eyes always look very glassed over as if he's permanently under the influence.

Moonmaid said...

Those Seacrest pics are hilarious.

Lucas said...

Deleted comments are no fun, @TTM.

Scallywag said...

Everybody's got a hungry butt...

Can't wait until it's back up to 30 here. Not for a few days, it seems. At least I'm not in Minnesota.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yes, Lucas, but sometimes I truly do talk entirely too much

Gypsytrill said...

GaGa's photoshop buddy gave her boobs, and deleted her penis. Wowza!