Have at it and if the comments get too bulky I will start a new post.
Bawahahaha love the photo!
Do they usually do this intro? I like it – the voiceover guy and music are fun – they have an '80s vibe
I thought John Stamos was the only one who use that line "I've been a teen idol" … (Rob Lowe just said it).
Juliette Lewis is so tanned! She's cool.
Why the elevator music?
I forgot they do this I'm an actor thing. It's painful.
Score with the photo.
Rob Lowe and that Juliette Scieno girl to open? Really?
Hey brother!!! Love tony hale
Michael Kenneth Williams is fucking awesome.
The Veep guy! Funny.
Oh dear, Prom girl. Oh she's Sweeting now for everything. Dumb.
Steve Coogan is the sickest most sexually twisted mofo anyone would ever not want to meet. But funny.
Ain't nobly got time for this intro
Ugh Cuba Gooding Jr
I agree %100 about Michael niño!
Cuba Gooding – eww.
It's Sweet Ass Matt!
Oooh… Best Supporting Actress – do it! Fingers crossed for Lupita.
I'll repeat since the new site opened, if you want a list of nominees/categories go to:www.sagawards.com
Julia and Meryl both sucked in August Osage County.
That Squibb chick is funny.
Oh fuck Oprah. Such a self-conscious "actress".
I'm pleased that Jennifer didn't win – just because she wins everything, and it's GREAT Lupita is recognised for her amazing work.
Oooh look – Brad's very happy with that decision.
Love her dress!
Hooray Oprah lost! Another beautiful Color on Lupita
She was so happy to win!
Look at Jennifer's pretend smile … meeeeeow!
Great speech… I love when the winner is prepared and gracious
Oooh – Liza Minnelli – looking rough there.
Amy Adams seems quite nervous …
Awww… so sweet. Good for her and she deserved it although I'm not mad at JLaw – she was great too.
American Hustle trio. Great flick and they were all good in it.
Anyone else find it surprising that Amy was the lead, and Jennifer the supporting, actress in that movie – not the other way 'round?
Jennifer Garner really annoys me! I think it's that thing she does with her mouth …
J garner is stunning
Oh no! I hope James doesn't win post-humously
Funny how nobody's eating their food …
JARED!!!! Yummmmmmm … but would be better with a decent haircut, no facial hair and a bit of weight
Mmm… Fassy. Delish.
It'll probably go to Leto.
Jen Garner – zzzzz.
LETO! Well he was fantastic in DBC – no hate.
I liked that James Gandolphini movie. But Jared Letto was SO awesome in DBC. RIP JG!
HELP. Where can I watch online?
An hombre in ombré…really that hair.
Tbs or TNT
It's fantastic that James was nominated – given that the the nominations for these awards come from those working within the industry itself – awwwwww, Jared just acknowledged him, bless!!!! – but it would have been really sad in a way if he had won
Gotta love a guy that loves his Mum … <3 Jared!
@Pip Squeak – do you not have access to E! on TV? That's where I'm watching it …
Jared – you should dedicate it to your mom, she's sitting right there.
Too bad Fassy didn't bring his huge cock to the show.
Aww… James Gandolfini. So sad.
Oh good, he did a tribute Mom. Oh no you di'nt diss McBong's all right all right all right. He will cut a bitch, Rayon.
Oh nice,the sagawards site is highlighting the winners as it goes…
Oh no Kerry W. That shirt/dress thing. Ooof!
Tina Fey looked pissed; Julie Bowen looked drunk
I love veep. Maxim looks much better since the divorce.
Could someone announce the category as its announced?
This was best tv comedy actress
Whoever said the other day that Rob Lowe's wife looks like an old Avril Lavigne was right …!
I will say this again. Josh Holloway "Damn!"
Now it's actor in tv comedy
Kerry's outfit is awful and her speech impediment really annoys me.
Julia LD does this sidekick thank you bit again. Oh well.
I don't recognize either one of these people. Miss big ponytail and Mr. handsome face.
Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series – winner is:
Is that Eddie Munster?
Yeah, I still don't know Mr. Handsome and Miss Ponytail.
Oh god, not that science geek guy again please.
YAAY. I love Ty Burell.
Wow…the vote must have split and Ty Burrell won. He's funny but no Michael bluth
@ninotchka – she's in one of those crime series programmes … I can't think which one … maybe NCIS?
Ty is crushing his acceptance speech. Really great.
Forest Whittaker and Oprah Winfrey are presenting now …
Oh poor Don Cheadle. He's a serious actor and as much as I like Ty Burrell, Cheadle is brilliant and doesn't get enough love from his peers.
Aww, Ty Burrell's being funny. Cute.
Second film nominated for oustanding cast – The Butler …
Jesus. Oprah's breasts. Did they suddenly get larger?
Rats, I don't have cable. Just as well, Wonder Woman is on MeTV! I think it's the first episode.
Oooh Dame Helen looking evil and fierce.
Oprah sucks the life out of the room. Forrest Whitaker's lost a lot of weight. Maybe it was the hookers and blow.
The Butler was a good movie, it won't win anything but it was well done.
John Goodman is presenting now … sounds husky … announcing nominees for the category of outstanding ensemble in a comedy series
LOVE Goodman!! Always great in everything!
@Charlie – no; she's just fat
Joaquin from Her and Johnny galecki in everyday look like twins.
Thanks guys, you're the best
And the Actor goes to:
(while I'm waiting, how will they share it, I wonder?)
… the cast of Modern Family
… again! *Sigh*
Goodman needs more hookers and blow. Male hookers, of course. Still love him, He's great in Llewyn Davis.
30 Rock – always brilliant.
Arrested Development – also always brilliant. Coke whore Will Garnet in shades at the table. Stupid pig.
I don't watch the Big Bang Theory, I hear it's very good.
Love love love Modern Family.
I like Veep. It's very funny and I don't want it to win.
Aaaand the winnah is…..
MODERN FAMILY – Yay!
This is the fourth consecutive win for the actor cast ensemble of Modern Family (so says Mr Voiceover)
@zeeky, I'm watching law n order Criminal Intent. My fave of all the LnA's
Sofia is babbling – someone pleeeeease push her off the stage!
Julie is definitely drunk.
Sofia… shut up. Just stand there and show us your chest
While modern family has been annoying me, I found myself in tears last week. The story line with Alex reminded me of high school but I didn't have a parent that realized my stress. They nailed it.
Not Goodman! He is one of those guys I think I could actually have a shot at! So…approachable.
@Zeeky – I love Wonder Woman! That's on TV here at 5:30pm our time (three hours away), followed by Charlie's Angels and then Fantasty Island. I love retro TV!
Oops. Will ARNETT – still a stupid pig.
Sofia Vergara is looking Oompa Loompa level orange. Has she been hanging with John Boehner?
I don't watch Modern Family, just because I can't stand Sofia and Julie … horrible, I know
Does anyone watch arnetts show the millers? On paper it should be awesome…I don't get it though.
Sorry Steampunk, Goodman is gay gay gay.
Don't worry about having a shot at getting with actors. Depending on your timing, your shot is better than you know. Seriously.
We're just returning from an ad break …
They're showing flashbacks of award acceptances …
Now clips of sags past of the help unions give…notably insurance
Here is Ken, the President of SAG-AFTRA …
I'm with you Betty, they have seemed to lose their edge and then they do something wonderful. So uneven now.
I need another cocktail, this thing is going to drag on forever.
I love Jack Lemmon – and GO UNION! SAG/AFTRA treated my father like gold when he was dying. GOLD.
Ken Howard is no longer a White Shadow
He's chatting about what's been achieved in the 20 years these awards have been running … such as Tom Hanks going from Forest Gump to that Captain movie … now thanking Directors Guild, Writers Guild, etc. … babbling on …
$1m gift? That's pocket change for all the folks in the room!
Awww he thanked the military canines – sweet
Cate looks bored #audienceCam
Here are Don Cheedle and Julia Louis Dreyfuss, presenting …
You can probably hear his clapping without the tv. Jesus, mind the mikes av crew
he congratulated her on her win; she congratulated him on his nomination
They gotta promote the union stepford.
Fmale Actor in Television Movie or Mini Series –
Nominees:Angela BassettHelena Bonham-CarterHolly Hunter (yay – go NZ!!!)Helen MirrenElisabeth Moss (yay – go NZ!!!)
Love Helen Mirren
I loved top of the lake. Holly hunter was stellar. I need to rematch it. Sad loss for them.
Awwwww Guiliana didn't invite Elisabeth Moss to visit the manicam tonight bwahahahahhaha!
Helen is thanking Elisabeth Moss … must've thought she deserved it more …
Here are Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts … holding hands …
Announcing the next film up for an Award – Osange County …
Julia is trying to one-upmanship Meryl … and she's drunk …
wtf Julia Roberts? You bug.
Here are Ewan McGregor and Drunky … Drunky wants to know if the music is available on CD
Is Ewan reverse aging?
Outstanding actor in TV movie or mini series nominees:
Matt DamonMichael DouglasJeremy IronsRob LoweAl Pacino
Now is best actor in miniseries
Helen Mirren is the best. She's been doing quality work for years!
And the Actor goes to …
CZJ is not with him …
Enough with the gay innuendos Michael. We get it. Two straight guys playing gay.
Michael Douglas is wearing a very smart three piece suit with white shirt and white tie. Has just acknowledged his father who is at home. Thanked his co-nominees. Said his win is bitter-sweet … showing a lot of love for Matt Damon.
Imissed Dame Helen and her fabulousness. Shit. I'll rewind and watch it later.
Oh Julia and Meryl – you both sucked in August Osage. Just kill each other now.
Sweet Ass Matty Damon!
I'm glad for Michael Douglass and his Liberace was fantastic but it wouldn't have been half the movie it was without Sweet Ass Matty Damon. I wish he could have won just one of these things this season.
Anyway, the lovely and talented Emma and the cute-to-die-for Ewan were funny.
Oh, Michael is going for it. So funny. Good kudos and love to Sweet Ass Matty and rightly so.
What a meanie … it would have taken him two seconds to say "thank you to the love of my life, Catherine"
Thanks so much for the play by play all…no TNT here, I'm missing it….but not really after being here. Lol
It looks like mike is going to get the survivor vote on top of his wonderful performance. It is giving him an edge in a strong field.
Time for another vodka & cranberry juice. Minus the vodka. Craaaaaazy Saturday night
Nope I don't have TV. Anyway to watch online? The SAGs are my favorite awards show of the year.
In the meantime, thank you all for reporting!
When you don't hear from us for a while, assume we're on an ad break …
No way CZJ is any kind of shape to hit the awards shows. As for "love of his life" how would a whoremonger like Michael Douglas possibly know?
Oh dear, it's Chestica in a commercial for a diet program. Umm… well good luck to her.
Ad for the Dallas revamp – haven't heard much about that thing.
Here is Morgan Freeman …
Stepforded and Ninotchka are doing a fine job. I'm like the dumb jock providing color commentary
Morgan is going to be presenting a Lifetime Achievement Award
Is the E website linking to live? TNT a tbs have a link but you have to have a dish or cable code to access. Pricks.
The Award goes to … Miss Rena Valero, I think he said? Sorry, but I've never heard of her!
Oooh, Redford before he fucked up his face and hair. I would have hit it so hard.
Aww.. George Burns. Sweet.
Oooh, it's step-grand-daughter fucking Morgan Freeman! I've loved him for years, I'd have hit it any time but… your granddaughter dude – seriously? I can't deal.
Oh Rita Moreno – YOU GO GIRL. She's killed it for years. Even in OZ she was burning it up. It's great that they're honoring her.
West Side Story forever, baby.
OT: Just picked up some Born Bronson harness boots. LOVE. Comfy and look great with jeans
They're showing everything she's done throughout the years … a lot … singer, dancer, actor … she looked like a Spanish Elizabeth Taylor so was snapped up for a contract. They changed her name from Rosina.
E only live streamed the Red Carpet.
Sound cool, Charlie. What colour?
E is streaming the SAG Awards here in New Zealand …
Deep chocolate brown; to the point of almost being black
She is a human rights advocate and has worked for a number of charities … sounds like a great lady
@Charlie – awesome! I can't wait for Winter to come – it's sooo hot here … about 28 Deg Celsius today
Damn Charlie, those are some hot boots. Rowr!!!
She's coming up onstage now to accept her award … standing ovations all round … kisses from Meryl, Julia and a couple of others I don't recognise
Fun fact – Rita Moreno had a smoking hot affair with… wait for it..
MARLON BRANDO. Back when he was hot.
Oh the Electric Company! Cute. The Ritz – so funny. Muppets! Rockford Files! Oz – so great as a nun. You can't fire Sister Pete!
Always a force in fighting for Human Rights – a sincere activist in a town full of fake activists.
Oh god – George W. Bush.
Nevermind – there's Barack!
The Nanny? Whatever.
Very spangly jacket she's got there.
I forgot that step-granddaughter-fucker Morgan Freeman was with her on the Electric Company. Sweet.
What's with Ben afflecks sour mug?
They just showed Ben Affleck (audience shot) standing next to Jennifer Garner – didn't see him on the red carpet … he looks rough.
Rita did a little jig on stage … she's so happy and everyone is cheering loudly. She's out of breath.
Rita is making her speech now … she speaks beautifully. Wow – she's 82?!!! Far out – she looks amazing! Although I'm not sure if it's my TV or if her hair really is a shade of mauve …
Now she's singing …
Talking of hair, Brad Pitt's looks awful – it's really, really short on the sides.
Damn. Rita sounds great singing
Where are you step? Its ( if the conversion is right) 1.1 here in Va…
Cate Blanchett is smiling and clapping, and looks very pleased #AudienceShot
JGarner's boobs could win for best American hustle, though.
@Steampunk – in Wellington, New Zealand … Summer time I just wish it was a wee bit cooler … it's too hot to venture outside.
When we return – a special tribute from Tom Hanks
And she is SO FUCKING THRILLED – nice catch by the censors.
Aww… Electric Company version of SAG/AFTRA pronunciations. Cute.
She looks good for an old broad. Really good.
82?!? Holy shit.
Eww – Jeremy Irons – who I used to adore and now can't stand because he's such a pig.
Did she just hit on Jeremy Renner? Barking up the wrong tree, girl, but I admire that spunky 'tude.
Aww.. she can still sing well. Pretty. She pulled that off.
Now she's hitting on Brad. Funny.
More singing – more GOOD singing. Well done, Rita Moreno. Younger Than Spring – you betcha, baby.
Lol, 4ita Moreno played the mother on the Criminal Intent LnO I'm watching….
Last week it was -18C here with wind chills dumping it down to -28. You're welcome to it Step
Thanks Steampunk. Me likey too
What did you say about Tina Fey?
Sourface Ben and his hair.
I wonder if he's as fucked up tonight as he was last weekend? Hardly seems possible.
Well ninotchka, he was frozen and stiff, pale and clammy sweat gleamed on his ashen face….what do you think?
Ty Burrell is the bumbling dad on Modern Family, right?
Don Cheadle was robbed!
Looking back on acceptance speeches over the past 20 years …
Here are James Marsden and Mindy Kaling …
Why is Meryl shaking her head?
Nominees for Female Actor in Drama Series …
Ben looked like a guy who had fucked up his back and the meds were making him nauseous…;-)
Modern Family beat 30 Rock?! I'm going to go talk to some food about this.
Claire Danes for Homeland (with dark hair – very nice!)
Anna Gunn for Breaking Bad
Jessica Lange for American Horror Story: Coven
Maggie Smith for Downton Abbey
Kerry Washington for Scandal
Will Arnett is definitely a snake.
Maggie couldn't be here this morning so James and Mindy are accepting on her behalf
Four people from '12 Years a Slave' presenting their film, which is being nominated …
*this EVENING (well, it is morning somewhere in the world)
Marsden and Mindy – not cute.
Claire Danes – please god no.
Dame Maggie wins! Yes. Always. Bitch can turn a phrase like nobody's business.
Oh, it's the 12 Years A Slave crew. Sarah Paulson looks like a wedding cake topper gone wrong.
Lupita is still looking fab. Cumberbitch looks good. Chewitel looks and sounds great.
My mom just told me that back in the day Rita Moreno tried to kill herself after Marlon Brando broke up with her.
Silly computer froze …
Male actor in drama series:
Oh Seven, why does that turn me on!!!?I'm ashamed :O
He's talking about Drunky (Emma Thompson) in his acceptance speech … good grief …
Here's Tom Hanks …
He's going to be celebrating the careers of those who have left us this year … get the tissues
Blonde chick in red – no clue.
Eyeglass wearing guy – I've seen him but no clue.
Male Actor in a drama
Buscemi – Boardwalk Empire – yay.
Cranston – Breaking Bad – yay. He's a really nice guy.
Daniels – Newsnight (or whatever) – yay.
TYRION! Yay yay yay
Spacey – superbitch but good actor and House of Cards is fab.
And the winnah..
CRANSTON! So sweet. I'm sure his speech will be humble and funny and everything it should be.
Checks his makeup. Fake sings – funny. Very funny. Talking about losing it when Emma Thompson came over to him. Says he had so many crappy jobs, loading trucks, people yelling at him, crappy crappy, dreaming of acting. So sweet.
Luckiest people in the world. At least he knows it.
I miss Peter O'Toole already
Peter O'TooleKaren BlackPaul WalkerDennis FarinaJulie HarrisEd LauterKen NortonTom LaughlinTony MusanteDeanna DurbinAnnette FunicelloCarmen ZapataAllan ArbusEydie GormeBonnie FranklinSteve ForrestJohn KerrJuanita MooreJoan FontaineJeanne CooperHal NeedhamMichael AnsaraRichard GriffithsAl RuscioEsther WilliamsJoseph RuskinMarcia WallaceNed WertimerJane KeanJames AveryDale RobertsonAugst SchellenbergEleanor ParkerLee Thompson YoungJean StapletonJonathan Winters
- Computer froze! -
That lady from Private BenjaminJames Gandolfini
Hey, I love emma Thompson, she's one of those dames' I want/kinda am to be.. Snarky to all, friend or enemy ( if its funny)
Oh lord, it's secretly evil Tam Honks.
Looking a bit over-tanned. I like the classic large bowtie.
Oh, it's the Dead Pool.
Peter O'Toole – love love love.Karen Black. Dennis Farina – ex cop for real.
DDeanna Durbin and Annette Funicello. Allan Arbus. Eydie! Bonnie Franklin. Steve Forrest, master thespian. Juanita Moore – omg. Joan Fontaine. Jeanne Cooper. Hal Needham. Michael Ansara. Richard Griffiths! Esther Willians – diving. Marcia Wallace – so funny. Jane Kean – Honeymooners!
Elanor Parker – the Baroness! Lee Thompson Young so sad.
Jean Stapleton – omg. Jonathan Winters – so great. Corey Montieth – no comment. James Gandolfini – love love love.
I know I missed some, they went too fast for my typing.
Another ad break, another set of ads for the Katrashians … *sigh*
Like a boss!
I love you, Philip Morris! NSFW
I missed a few too, ninotchka … didn't recall seeing Larry Hagman – was he mentioned? Computer froze around the time Corey was mentioned …
Big Dead Pool this year. Nobody bigger than Peter O'Toole – filthiest stage name evah and too fabulous for words.
RIP everyone. You all let me forget for a time. It was a Wonderful gift you shared with all. Thank you :'(
Sags have follow up clips of the winners holding signs where the winner writes in who they forgot to thank… Michael Douglas wrote in his kids names. Guess he and czj are finite.
O/T while the ads are on …
I wish E! would use Kristina Guerrero as the red carpet reporter – her husband is a Director (or Producer?) – and she knows a lot of the celebs, so her interviews would be like chats, much like Nancy O'Dell's.
Can't see G ever agreeing to that though …
Now looking back at 20 years of winners' reactions …
How could you miss Dame Maggie?!
They can try, but no one will ever top this reaction.
Can we get a fresh post? Scrolling on the iPad takes forever.
Here's Tina Fey …
Announcing nominees for outstanding ensemble in drama series:
The cast of Boardwalk Empire
The cast of Breaking Bad
The cast of Downton Abbey
The cast of Game of Thrones
The cast of Homeland
Seven, you're knocking em out of the park tonight,lol!
They're all wandering up to the stage … soooo many of them … now accepting their award … some guy I don't recognise
I wish Bryan was wearing roller skates like Hal on MitM
Great set of reactions shots from SAG awards past as the buffer. Oddly touching.
Ensemble award – Drama.
Boardwalk Empire – great show.
Breaking Bad – great show.
Downton Abbey – great show but not as great as Upstairs Downstairs from which it "borrows" liberally. Oh, hello Lady Mary's boobs.
Game of Thrones – great show – Khaleesi kicking some ass.
Homeland – good show but both Claire Danes and Mandy the Supercunt bug me.
And the winnah…
BREAKING BAD! Yay!
Here are Matthew McConaghey and Jared Leto, introducing their film, Dallas Buyers Club, which is up for an award …
I never realised how Southern Matthew sounds …
Jared is still looking REALLY hot … phew! <3
Breaking bad is going out with a bang! Too bad for the rest of them..….
McBongo and Leto introducing Dallas Buyers Club clip – they both look good but McBongo was being a bit douchey. No surprise there.
Such a great, great movie and a shockingly great performance by McBongo. And a shockingly great performance by Leto.
Good for them.
Ah, Jared Leto used to be fine.
Here is Jennifer Lawrence …
The nominees for outstanding performance by a male actor in a leading role are:
Bruce Dern for Nebraska
Chiwetal for 12 Years a Slave
Tom Hanks for Captain Phillips
Matthew McC for Dallas Buyers Club
Forest Whitaker for The Butler
Big lip kisses from the lovely Camilla and a congratulatory hug from Jared and Jennifer.
He's very happy … said it feels good; thank you!
JLaw looks great.
Best Actor – male lead.
Bruce Dern – sentimental fave – no chance.
Chewitel Ejiofor – great performance – very little chance.
Tam Honks – great performance – should have a chance but doesn't.
McBongo – great performance – huge chance.
Forrest Whitaker – great performance – no chance.
And the winnah…
Oh, sweet Chewie!
Speech is a bit of long one full of self-love about the acting fraternity …
Have to admit, pretty damn good speech from Matthew
Good for him!
Come on, wrap it up buddy … we have 8 minutes left … and two awards to go …
I liked his passion. Not a droning thanks to fill in the blank
Did ramble a bit at the end
Wow. Master thespian (for real) Forrest Whitaker looking super pissed to lose to McBongo. Can't say I blame him, McBongo's been a joke for years.
The fact remains, McBongo tore it up in Dallas Buyers Club. No hate for this even though he's a bitch.
I still say Redford was ROBBED but I'll try not to be bitter.
Okay – you can shut up now McBongo. So excited, I should be nicer about it but that's enough Matthew.
Oh well, looks like he's still got the inside track for the Oscar. If he can keep his shit together for the next few weeks, it's probably his.
JLaw looks GREAT!!
@ Seven,Jared leto Must get a haircut STAT! It will save me from will arnett snakeman…:-D
If he were really serious about winning an Oscar, Leto would cut his hair. The old ladies and old men who make up the bulk of Academy voters would prefer him to be shorn, well-groomed and clean-shaven.
Of course he'll probably still win, if the GG's and SAG's are any indication (they are) so maybe he doesn't have to bother.
Here is Robert De Niro …
The nominees for outstanding performance by a female actor in a leading role are:
Cate Blanchett for Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock for Gravity
Judi Dench for Philomena
Meryl Streep for August: Osange County
Drunky for Saving Mr Banks
DeNiro seemed quite wooden up there. Was he blackmailed into presenting?
This is the first win in this category for Cate.
She said she didn't recognise Robert De Niro!
Thanked her fellow nominees.
Said she's been away from films for a while making theatre (O/T she owns Sydney Theatre Company) … so is very happy to win this.
Cate just jacked the statue. Get it, girl!
@Charlie – inflated ego syndrome, I think
Yay! My fave and a Julia Shut Out!
Cate is annoyed at being told to wrap up … is making a fantastic speech – very grateful to Woody, the cast, the crew, generous ensemble …
Said she's been married 17 years, with agent for 17 years, and with publicist for 17 years … thanks so much to all those people, my biggest achievement.
Cate Blanchett on being ID'd for wine.
Oh my, it's De Niro – who surprised me in American Hustle.
He's doing Female Lead Drama
Cate Blanchett – Blue Jasmine – great performance – will win.
Sandra Bullock – Gravity – great performance – no chance.
Dame Judi Dench, great performance – no chance.
Meryl Streep – terrible performance – no chance.
Emma Thompson – good performance – no chance.
They cut his announcement of the winner – WTF was that?
Oh well – Cate the Great, as expected.
HA. They tell her she has 20 seconds – she says Matthew talked about Neptune so she thinks she can talk. Says to thanks for those who voted for her and for those tho didn't – better luck next year. Funny.
The dress still sucks and that's very unusual for her.
Thanks everyone graciously – says gthe penis part of the award goes to Sally Hawkins.
Thanks her long-time team so beautifully.
Here's Douchebag Affleck.
He'll be presenting best film …
Is re-announcing them …
The cast of American Hustle
Oh look here's Bradley with his bedroom eyes … #hot
He's speaking on behalf of the cast
Wow Jennifer Lawrence is really tall – a good 40cm taller than Amy Adams
I'm Magic cause I knew that, lol
Affleck sounds incredibly flat and and bored … what a doozey … he said thanks and good night
What the Hell? Microphone bombing
That's all folks!
Tune in next week for … can't recall, but I'm sure there's something!
Ben and his hair. Best Picture (best cast). Going too fast for me.. you know what films are nommed.
Great flick – good for them.
Is Batman there? I don't see him. Everyone else is there. Oh it's that Margo chick. Bad makeup, dress not as good as last week's but then that would be hard to match.
Cooper talks for everyone – loves David O. Russell – says wonderful things about him. I guess they weren't quit so pissed off at him as that blind indicated.
Was that Cuba Gooding Fuckhead who ran up onstage and jumped in on Ben with "Happy MLK Weekend" just there? I understand the sentiment but.. um… no.
God. I feel like we should all have a cigarette now.
I quit many moons ago, ninotchka, but I'll male an exception
Thanks everyone, great reporting!!! Lol
Oh That is too funny ninotchka, what a scam for five Minutes more CGJr.
I'm glad someone mentioned the statue jock strap.
Well you guys were fab! Stepforded – you did yeoman's work there, for sure.
I want to go back and read all the comments I missed while I was blabbing away.
Thanks everyone, it was like I was there, only bettah. Any idea which idol is next?
But… Cuba loves everybody!
Ben didn't seem as wasted as he was last week but damn that man is MISERABLE and it shows.
His buddy Sweet Ass Matty Damon is there and everything.
Also, what is up with Brad's hair? Unattractive.
No Christian Bale – no Michael Fassbender – they're probably working, everyone likes the SAGs.
JLaw's working in Atlanta and she made it. Looked good too.
Next week – the GRAMMYS – there will be some seriously fucked up fashion and people there, for sure.
This is so fun. Like having friends over for a viewing party! Cant wait til next award!
One thing we can all be thankful for this evening –
No Seacrest on the carpet.
See you guys in the comments during the week, even though I'm usually late and lame for them.
Also, see you for the tacky extravaganza which is the Grammys next week, if at all possible. I'll rest my fingers this week.
Steampunk – you're awesome and I like your name. The rest of you are also awesome and this was fun.
Looks like I missed the party. sad face
better sadder sad
@Sugar, I shall consider forgiving you.
Shazbot! I mean, where do I go from here?? I'm just now seeing Ty Burrell win. West Coast represent!
Thank you for your company, guys! And the nice compliments
And yes, keeshlo, I thought the same!
I'm sure I heard Julia Roberts say Ryan Seacrest was sick … about the same time she was blabbing on about fancying Jason Kennedy from E! … she was talking about flowers – not sure if she sent Jason flowers, or he sent them to her, but she was swooning about him … her poor husband!
I'm so happy to see Matt Mc win an award. He is a very good actor (see Time to Kill); he just made some bad choices on roles and got stereotyped as the go-to guy for rom coms.
This is a break-through for him. He's worked hard for it. Well done.
Zeeky Lizzy you can such the smelliest bull nuts from your backyard! Back off bitch!
"Blonde chick in red – no clue. Eyeglass wearing guy – I've seen him but no clue. "
Sasha Alexander from Rizzoli and Isles and NCIS, and Clark Gregg from The Avengers and Iron Man and that Agents of Shield TV show.
@Steampunk is right, Emma Thompson is a goddess and a hoot.
Sarah Paulsen, if you are gonna be standing with Lupita Nyong'o for the next month you need to step up your game. No looking like the lottery fairy.
Larry Hagman died in 2012 so he would have been in last years In Memoriam.
Elizabeth Moss must be floating on air after Helen Mirren's accolades. Good for her.
In 1962, Rita Moreno won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in West Side Story. I guess she wasn't expecting the win, because she was very drunk. She made it up to the stage & it was the first time the home audience got to see a very drunk woman wobble, nearly topple, and slur her way to as acceptance. I was shocked because it was the first time I'd ever seen public drunkeness. And from a movie star, no less!
Maggie always wins and she's never there.
Yeah, I'm getting tired of the jokes too…unless they're not as straight as they claim to be.