Saturday, January 18, 2014

SAG Red Carpet


I will put up a show post in two hours.

112 comments:

Hits123 said...

I can't decide if I think she's muffling the kids screams or holding a pacifier in place up against his mouth...

Steampunk Jazz said...

The SAG Awards are showing live on TBS. can't play on this one guys :'(
( no cable - no able)
Y'all have some fun, now.
*smiling bravely amidst the tears*

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hits123,I'd say muffling and poking out the right eye with her self done nails... Who is this stick woman? The Bab weighs more then her...

JSierra said...

Slow down guys, don't everyone comment at once.

Seven of Eleven said...

Ah well, no TBS for me (suck it, cable companies) so I must participate in the after-party-post-party.

JLaw, girl, I hope you at least try to LBD this time.

LOL @ Steampunk, I was just about to hit publish when I saw your comment. No cable here, either, all streaming or airwave. TBS doesn't play.

Red said...

Rancic???

Stepforded said...

Holy guacamole - I forgot it was on! Watching E! now.

Doesn't seem as energetic as the GGs ...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Seven we can always aim potshots from the sidelines... You can post snidely funny gifs referring to the gossip about Them....and I could do misspelled double entendres'.. :-D

Stepforded said...

I'll try and do a good commentary for those who can't see it ...

Okay - so Sarah-somone-or-other just talked to Guiliana ... Sarah is a presenter and was wearing a gorgeous red off-the-shoulder red gown. She looked incredible.

Anna Gunn arrived a second ago and looked lovely.

Jane Krakowski is wearing green and looks amaaazing - she's rocking a blonde bob.

Kelly and Guliliana (herein referred to as G, as it takes too long to type) are waffling on, trying to fill in gaps because no celebs want to talk to G and have to face that awful mani cam ...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Stepper, it's the pay bar, lol. It slows everything down...

Stepforded said...

Very long ad break at the moment ...

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Steampunk - I like!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Why is G ashing questions? Is there a reputable commenter? Hell I wish it was Kathy Griffith , she makes me crack up

ANNIEOSCAR said...

I'd say the baby is near her weight. Girl needs a stew injection

Stepforded said...

Holly Hunter is wearing red too ... a bit different to the other presenter's dress though ... a halterneck style, this one.

I don't think she likes G's line of questioning about her twin boys ... she's pretending not to hear her and keeps asking her to repeat.

Holly has been nominated for an award tonight and says it's a total thrill to be nominated; she enjoyed working with Jane Campion (go NZ!) ... and is shocked to be here. Holly is wearing her hair tied back in a ponytail.

Here's Ross, and he's talking to Sarah Hyland, who is wearing a pale pink princess gown ... strapless, it's pulled in at the waist and I approve! She looks great. Hair is worn over left shoulder.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Enty posted this thread too late , what 2 hours later than the last post? Who does that and expects numbers?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Is strapless the predom dress style?

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Stepforded said...

Dermot Mulroney is talking to G now ... woah! What happened to him? Dude looks weird ... hair is either wet or over-gelled and he's very short. Not how I remember him from TV.

Jason Bateman has arrived on the carpet - looking hot.

G is chatting to Dermot about pot luck dinners with Meryl Streep.

Cutting over to camera view of Anna Gunn, who is wearing a dark blue / purple sparkly grecian style dress (well, neckline anyway) - looks gorgeous. Hair is loose and curlyish.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson has arrived on the carpet ... and someone else who they've forgotten to put a caption on. She looks nice but her dress is the same colour as Anna's.

ninotchka said...

Oh god, it's time already? I completely blew off watching the Globes red carpet until after the show.

Okay, I'll bite once I get some snacks and a cocktail of some sort put together.

Even before tuning in, the thinner G gets, the bigger her mouth becomes and the more it scares me. I swear she's going to EAT that baby.

Stepforded said...

Kit Harrington from GoT is talking to Ross and wearing Vanya or something like that ... Ross obviously hasn't heard of that label before either, as he asked him to repeat it.

Ross isn't a very good interviewer - needs to talk slower. Kit is babbling on about his character, etc.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Steampunk - You know it!

Stepforded said...

G is now talking to James Marsden ... oooh, he's a hottie.

Nominated for TWO things today! Funny man - said he voted a lot for himself.

He has lovely skin ... wonder what products he uses.

G's heels must be burning her soles because she keeps shuffling from side to side.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Stephforded 3:50PM

Steampunk Jazz said...

G prolly is still split up from that !monster baby!

Stepforded said...

Ross is now talking to Katrina Bowden and Keith Powell. Katrina looks like Aaron Paul's wife. She is wearing her hair over her left shoulder (must be a trend this awards season), and a black dress with gold on the upper section (bust upwards) ... it's sleeveless.

Keith Powell looks very dapper in a black suit and tie, and white shirt.

Alfre Woodard from 12 Years a Slave has just arrived - has a lovely mauve-coloured sleeveless, sparkling, dress on.

Ty Burrell has just arrived, as has Julie Bowen ... OH NO ... she's wearing red too!!! Too much red!!!!

G is now talking to ... um ... no caption! She's English and has a brown one-shouldered dress on. Oh, there it is - Emilia Clarke. She wears a blonde wig on the show; in real life she has very dark hair. G is filling in time talking about hair colour.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Love love love Marsden, I WANT him

Seven of Eleven said...

Five minutes with G.

Stepforded said...

OH MY GOD IT'S JARED LETO!!! He just asked Emilia to give him a hug; he hasn't seen her show but said he hears it's amazing. Emilia responded that she's seen his movie and knows his music too - way to make him feel stink, Emilia!

Now we're zooming into Emilia's eyes as they're apparently really beautiful ... OMG - we're doing the same with Jared - his eyes are beauuuuutiful. G seems to be trying to match Emilia and Jared up ... told Emilia to ask him questions. Jared is rocking some very curly, styled hair and a white bow tie. Jared has brought his Mum along ... she looks like him, except with white hair. She looks nice.

Jared brought his brother to the GGs and has brought his Mum to the SAGs, so is keeping it in the family. G's sister and Jared's brother dated together! Jared seems quite surprised by that ... maybe she made it up?

I think G fancies Jared ... well, don't we all ... she's really getting into this interview. He's very chatty - talking about 30 Seconds to Mars a lot.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lol seven, nailing it!

Seven of Eleven said...

How to wear red

Stepforded said...

Jason Bateman is talking to Ross.

His wife is wearing a boofy pony tail ... boofy in that it looks very teased. She has a strapless black gown on.

Jason is a double nominee ... he seems to be taking it in his stride ... doesn't seem too excited ...

Stepforded said...

Here's Oprah ... uh-oh; someone hid her hair tamer ...

Julie is now talking to G ... Julie looks awful! Is wearing a red, black and white dress ... skirt is black and white striped, and bodice is red. But her hair and makeup look gorgeous.

I think Juile has been drinking ...

Seven of Eleven said...

Who apparently doesn't fancy Jared Leto?!

Stepforded said...

Aaron Paul has just arrived ... his wife is wearing red too ... cowl neckline and sleevless dress; hair in an updo.

Kerry Washington in red too ... all I see is a sparkling bodice though ...

Stepforded said...

I have a visitor knocking at my door - have to go!

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, Oprah!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thanks step. Be careful on the door!

Seven of Eleven said...

Kerry's sparkling bodice

ninotchka said...

Eww - Kelly.

Nice blue sparkle dress on that chick.

It's OPRAH who will NOT be getting an Oscar. Ha. I'm so over her.

G should have kept Leto AWAY from the Khaleesi. God knows what he'll do to her, given half a chance.

Chubby Ross - I like him in spite of himself.

Steampunk Jazz said...

So creams pastels for the foreign press, red for actors...who coordinates this shit?

ninotchka said...

Jason Bateman's wife has bitchface. Love him.

G was totally blowing smoke up Julie Bowen's ass - that ensemble was shiteous.

Steampunk Jazz said...

G was excited to speak to anyone despite the hefty fees that wereaid for them to " casually" stop...

ninotchka said...

Sofia - meh - she never looks bad, exactly, but she's looked better. The hair's too light. Oh hell - don't let her sing, that was awful.
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Seven of Eleven said...

Let's hope Sofia doesn't have another wardrobe malfunction.

(Then again, there are some on this site who would be delighted...)

Laura said...

Kelly's hair matches G's dress in color.

ninotchka said...

Wow, I really hate Cate's dress.

I also hate Gretchen Mol's dress.

And even my beloved Emma Thompson's dress - although to be fair she often dresses like shit and it doesn't matter because she's perfect in every way.

Amy looks good, at least from the waist up which is all I can see right now.

TINA! Looks like a librarian. Don't care. Girl can do no wrong.

Seven of Eleven said...

Remember, Kelly has a twitter.

Laura said...

I don't like cates dress either, which makes me sad.

Laura said...

Purple is the color of the night.

Seven of Eleven said...

Cate will be comforting Leo Nicholson at the after-party.

Steampunk Jazz said...

There was a lot of red earlier, laura. Sounds like they're choosing"passion" colors

Seven of Eleven said...

I have to admit, I really liked Oprah in The Color Purple.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Not Care, that's my classy 'boo :-D
She has it going on!

Stepforded said...

Back just for a tick ... to let you know that Aaron Paul has brought his sister, not his wife, to the Awards ... his sister is hoping to see Bradley Cooper tonight! So fancy that!

I must say ... I'm not a fan of her ... but Amy Adams looks gorgeous. Is wearing an off-the shoulder (one shoulder only) indigo gown and has her hair pulled back into a chignon. Definitely one of the best dressed.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Spellczheck! Cate!

Laura said...

Crap, I missed the red ones! Amy looks pretty, I like that blue on her.

ninotchka said...

G and Oprah were nausea-inducing.

Amy looks fab although I question the sparkly belt. Dress, hair, makeup, earrings - all good. The bag's bad.

Rob Lowe - the little bitch - looking good.

Sarah Paulson - the big bitch - looking awful. Karma lives.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Good, i like Amy. I Want her to make a good showing. She is very underutilized in 'Weird

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Seven of Eleven said...

Leave Amy Adams alone!

Steampunk Jazz said...

It would be funny as hell if they Color co-ordinated everyone...
Puce wait with green, you're next!

ninotchka said...

Steam - so far Amy's best dressed on the night (although I missed the earlier arrivals).

Seven of Eleven said...

Rob Lowe always looks good.

Laura said...

Rob made a deal with the Devil, he never ages.

Laura said...

Rob made a deal with the Devil, he never ages.

Laura said...

OMG Lupita looks amazing!

ninotchka said...

McBongo - you kicked some serious acting ass in Dallas Buyers Club. You are still not a serious thespian. Calm down.

LUPITA! Um... I dunno. Hair and makeup are good. The dress is good but I don't know about that neck decor.

Laura said...

What in the hell is Kerry W wearing? I like the skirt but the top looks like somebody ran out wool to finish her sweater.

Laura said...

JLaw looks good! I like the stripes in her dress.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I don't know why Noone comments on Rob Lowe's shark mouth. That plastic hack screwed him there and no one notices that his upper lip lost its bow...

TalksTooMuch said...

I have a date night, so I'm oot too, y'all have fun now!

ninotchka said...

Dunno, Kerri. She does miss sometimes.

Eric Stonestreet!

JLaw! Sort of like the dress - can't see the whole thing. Damn she's thin, you can hardly see her sideways. She should lay off the coke. Not loving the earrings. Oooh, she watched Charlize WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG. Diss diss diss.

Armpit vaginas? Okay. Giving the crew the business over the last week. Oh well - she's still awesome.


Still hate Cate's dress. It's unusual for her to swing and miss like this. G makes a pass. Cate handles it beautifully. Cate is awesome.

Kevin Spacey in the background. Oh now he's in the foreground.

House of Cards is so fab. Hate the face scruff.

Steampunk Jazz said...

It gets to me that women get the knife AND the microscope while men get Vaseline on the lens

ninotchka said...

Kevin doesn't have time to binge-watch? Right, because he's too busy binge-fucking cute young things.

Oh, they cut away with Mr. Breaking Bad walking up. Idiots.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Have fun TTM, don't fall off the table!

MissInfo said...

G just told Kevin Spacey "do you like coming out (awkward pause) to the red carpet" and they start talking about closets. WTF?! Did I miss something...did he come out or is this bobble headed wench trying to out him?! So confused.

TalksTooMuch said...

I can promise nothing, Steampunk!

Steampunk Jazz said...

:-D

Betty K said...

E needs to have different people interviewing for each awards. 1 day of grancic is enough.

Betty K said...

Looks like nick is the Mariah wrangler.

Stepforded said...

I'm back, but will leave the running commentary as there are heaps of others here now :-)

@Betty K - I concur - they need to get Catt Sadler and Kristina Guerrero to do a few of these. And no Ross and Kelly thanks - both are very silly. Kelly was just about screaming with excitment before about something (couldn't see the TV from where I was, but could hear her).

Laura said...

Jennifer G looks soooooo pretty. I love a navy dress. Not liking Sandra's dress......at all.

Steampunk Jazz said...

They are obviously going cheap with Rancid

Stepforded said...

I hate how G is so over-familiar with people - her greeting to Sandra Bullock 'what's up girl?' ... Nancy O'Dell from ET can get away with that as a lot of celebs are her personal friends, but not G.

Sandra's dress looks a bit school ball ish. Gorgeous hair and makeup though.

I never realised how thin Jennifer Garner was before - muscly, but also thin, if you get what I mean (she had a sleeveless dress on). I don't rate her as an actress or personality though (smiles through gritted teeth).

Stepforded said...

Caley Kuoco Sweeting's kiss with her husband just then looked very forced on her part ... she reminds me very much of Amanda Bynes pre- her meltdown.

Betty K said...

@missinfo...it seemed like grancic only realized her insipid words after they fell from her mouth chasm. It looked like spacey caught her chagrin and fucked with her. Classic.

ninotchka said...

Sandy - bad dress - charming comments.

Kaley Coco - a tacky girl's idea of what a glam gown/look should be. Poor thing.

No wonder there's a Velveeta shortage, as hard as they're pushing Rotel dip in commercials.

Steampunk Jazz said...

That's awesome Stepper,that you did this earlier...just sit back and enjoy the show....and thanks alot

Stepforded said...

Bwahahaha love all your responses, Seven! :-)

Stepforded said...

Julia's been hitting the bottle ...

That was funny how the fence thing fell over and the fans came crashing into Julia ... she was probably squirming at catching 'common peoples' germs' ...

Julia's wearing a jump suit ... it looks okay but it's not great ... it's missing something ... needs something in the middle ...

Julia loves Jason Kennedy, apparently ...

And G is being over-familiar again ... *sigh*

Steampunk Jazz said...

Owww ninotchka! Buuuuurrrrnnnn!on wassername=-O

Stepforded said...

Oh Gawd ... Emma Thompson ... far out she's an annoying old bat

Laura said...

I love Emma! I don't always like what she wears but I think she looks good tonight. I even like that she wore the flats.

Stepforded said...

Meryl Streep disappoints me ... she always wears this same style dress (black; off the shoulder; long sleeves), and hair style (half-pinned at the back) ... I wish she'd do something just a teeny bit different. Even different coloured glass frames would be neat.

Stepforded said...

I'm glad nobody else liked Cate's dress ... first time EVER I've seen her look awful. It would have been better without those weird flappy things at the front.

Betty K said...

Just got back from American hustle...I do not get the hype. What a waste of time. Nothing makes me miss my tv more than going to the movies.

ninotchka said...

Julia - is she pregnant? Is that just a gut? In either case, she should not be wearing a pink jumpsuit. Oh, she's pretending she cares about the people who might have gotten hurt knocking over that barrier. As if.

EMMA! Terrible dress. Great flats. Amusing comments. Love love love.

Oh Meryl, wearing her usual sack. Did the Devil Wears Prada teach her NOTHING? I suppose it doesn't matter when you're Meryl fucking Streep.

Chris Cooper - I'd still hit it.

Benedict Cumberbatch - I can never quite decide if I'd hit it. Sometimes I would, sometimes I wouldn't.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Meryl keeps trying to look staid and respectable and instead looks frumpy.

Stepforded said...

I've only seen G use the manicam once ... she's gonna be in SO much trouble with her producers ...

Mariah looks fat ...

Stepforded said...

... and Mariah is wearing those stupid fingerless gloves ... yuck!

Jennifer Lawrence is re-doing her red carpet posing - looks so bored.

Stepforded said...

Is Kelly high or drunk? Gawd she's annoying ...

Stepforded said...

@Betty K - really? That's too bad ... sucky movies are the worse

Stepforded said...

Time for a new post, Enty!

:-)

ninotchka said...

Oh Mariah - WTF with the old lady half gloves. She's not Vadge quite yet. Why is she clutching that hood ornament in front of her tits? Oh well, nevermind, it's MC.

Oh dear, Kelly and her dress that would look good on someone else.

Cate's their fave of the night? Fucking blind ass-kissers.

It doesn't matter how much weight Kelly Osbourne loses, she still looks fat. I don't get that because I'm sure she's NOT fat. It's weird.

Betty K said...

Maybe d o Russell isn't my thing. Didn't like silver linings and don't get b coop at all.

Steampunk Jazz said...

If anyone wants a scorecard of the event www.sagawards has all the nominee/categories.

Laura said...

New post is up.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thanks laura

cricket said...

WTF is Rancid doing to that poor baby. It looks like it almost weighs as much as she does

Lesa said...
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Lesa said...

Gr and her make up artist Catalina su and her assistant pride themselves on being skinny. The call people fat and are the chicks at the restaurant that come from the bathroom smelling like vomit. Catalina is Korean....I love they way GR saw Angelina with her son at a premiere..two days later ohhhhhhh wow Catalinas son is GR god child and walking the red carpet with her!!!! Right check out Catalina's blog about fashion and makeup......right it's all about her stalking GR and that hideous brown smokey eye look.