Friday, January 17, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Gets In Bar Fight Over Girlfriend's Mom - Tries To Have Sex With Other Woman

So far, Shia LaBeouf is not doing that great of a job retiring from public life. If he does retire from acting I guess he will probably be found most days sitting in a  bar somewhere in the world looking for a fight. Shia was being his usual creep self yesterday in London when he got into a fight with another bar patron. Apparently the other patron had some unkind things to say about the mother of Shia's girlfriend. As you know Shia has a thing for moms and finds them to be the sexiest people he knows and thinks his mom is the sexiest woman on the planet and would marry her if he legally could. After Shia headbutted the guy in the bar for his comments Shia then hit on a series of women and tried to have sex with several. He said they could go get a hotel room or go to their place. Probably he would love going to their place more so he could look at photos of their mothers while they had sex.

21 comments:

Jennabean said...

Way to early in the day for Shia weirdness. This is a lot of wierd

TalksTooMuch said...

He sounds conflicted. He needs some Barry Manilow! Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking, but I pushed you away...

Eros said...

I am strangely attracted to shia. Haven't figured out why yet. I think its the uber weordness. Always been into strange uber eccentric, artsy guys with muscles ha.. shia is low on the muscle scale but he is quite the mysterious one..

MISCH said...

good grief he's a sick puppy

lower_scott_hill said...

it's not too late for him to join the 27 club...

Katie said...

I'm so into him too! He's bonkers & cute

Queenie said...

Shia Le Douche ... who the hell would find him attractive? Just hearing him speak is a major turn-off

Eros said...

@ Katie.. whew! Glad its not just me. :) and yes you're spot on. He's totally bonkers.lol

caroline david said...

Shia,stop alcohol or/and drug

Runswithscissors said...

Ok enty, why don't we bash bcoop and Leo DiCaprio on how damaged they are because of their adoration to their own mothers. Those two look normal on the outside, but I wonder about their heads. At least shia's craziness shows and we can stay away from him, but the quiet ones can be more dangerous.

Jazzy said...

I thought he was hot back in the day too, but he's drifted into a whole new level of crazy.

Harry Knuckles said...

I am very grateful for Shia and Kanye. It's fun to sit back and watch these guys go through life in the way that they do. Very entertaining.

ninotchka said...

He's just a psycho-brat whose 15 minutes are rapidly running out. I hope he put some of the money he's made aside. He'll need it.

Red said...

Brad C & Leo don't let the mommy-love stir them to violent behavior toward others. leBoofus starts fights, got caught shoplifting booze in some late night drugstore, and goes out of his way to attack randoms. Not everyone can avoid him. Brad & Leo's moms at least taught them some civilizing public behavior.

feraltart said...

Eros & Katie, I too find him hot, though I think his mother sounds like a piece of work.

ninotchka said...

He got caught shoplifting booze from a late night drug store? I didn't know that - I must have been tuned out that day. God, he's such a douche.

ninotchka said...

He got caught shoplifting booze from a late night drug store? I didn't know that - I must have been tuned out that day. God, he's such a douche.

SecretTorture said...

I wonder what has happened to this kid to make him SO messed up.

Stepforded said...

I always find him quite hard to understand - he was absolutely dire in that Wall Street movie (the sequel to the '80s Michael Douglas one)

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

He probably plagiarized the fight, too!

Snootches said...

I'm so not on this train ^^ I'd probably headbutt him if I saw his douchey troll ass out at a bar.