Friday, January 10, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Retiring From Public Life

Shia LaBeouf  is tired of the world. He is tired of people hating on him because he plagiarized a film and then plagiarized an apology and is racist and a mean and nasty drunk who is violent. So, Shia has decided to take himself out of the public eye and is retiring from all things in the public. I guess that means he would like to make movies but never promote them. That will not fly with any producer. Of course if he is serious about all of this then he should pack his bags and move somewhere and never appear in a film or television show again. He won't though. Even though he is a huge a-hole and a guy who has mommy issues that are beyond what we can comprehend he loves being noticed. He loves being recognized. He loves the perks. He won't quit. Remember when Alec Baldwin promised he would leave the country if George Bush got elected? How did that turn out for Alec? Oh yeah, he stayed.

43 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

good riddance. I can understand why he is so f*cked up though. He had a hard life as a child and was basically living on the streets with his mother at one point.

Stepforded said...

Yipppeee! So is that a promise? I vote that when these losers (him, Bieber, I'm sure there are others) say they're "retiring", the Industry has to take them at their word and cut up their contracts! Yeah!

Stepforded said...

PS: He's smelly - so much so that even Brad Pitt (also rumoured to be rather 'fragrant') got annoyed - he wouldn't shower for weeks on end, citing "method acting" as being his reason. Gross!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Promises promises. Hell Kanye that in no time.

Jessi said...

Buhhh byeee

texas rose said...

Whenever I read one of these 'I'm quitting/retiring' I wonder about the real story. Did they make an tongue in cheek kind of comment that gets blown out of proportion because everyone hates him or did he make a serious statement about it. He apparently made this statement via twitter - should anyone really take anything on twitter seriously. Unfortunately I'm sure we will be hearing more from this waste of space douchebag in the future:(

Jon said...

I like Shia. Stop with the hate, he's not nearly as bad as a Lohan or kardashian.

Derek Harvey said...

@Jon---wtf---he is almost worse!

auntliddy said...

Im sick of this Alec Baldwin misquote. What he said was, if so many of my fellow americans want this candidate, i am way out of step. I dont know what to do; MAYBE I WILL MOVE TO CANADA. NOT, " i will move to canada if this guy gets elected. Jeesh. Misquote it enough and it becomes fact. As for Shia, i think he needs to be committed to work thru his issues, which im pretty sure involve incest instigated by mother. Ick

Katie said...

Julia Roberts stayed as well, unfortunately

timebob said...

He cashed all the 20 milion popcorn movie checks and now he wants to be indie with the comfort of a fat bank account

Keanu 2.0

Seven of Eleven said...

I declare the day Shia actually does retire FREE SLURPEE DAY!

sandybrook said...

Hes unhappy that hes hated now in a few months when no one gives a crap and isn't paying him any attention he'll be back

Brenda L said...

Grumpy Cat says GOOD

Steampunk Jazz said...

I sympathize with people that are desperately unhappy but I resent them for trying to take me down with them when that refuse to see that they Are the issue. That said, he isn't a blip on my radar. He has the Money to go anywhere and be anything, I have no sympathy for him.

chopchop said...

@Stepforded … were/are you in the biz? I love your little tidbits of gossip.

Just Jen said...

Don't let the door hit you, Shia!

rajahcat said...

oh darn

he'll be back by tomorrow though if not sooner

cece said...

"'Bye..." *said everybody in a disinterested tone*

skimpymist said...

I'm looking forward to seeing Shia's peen in nymphomaniac. I'll pretend I'm on the receiving end. Sexxxxyyyy

Honeykatt said...

Yahtzee!

mmhmm said...

When it became clear to me he was severely mentally ill, my annoyance with him transformed to concern. The guy needs help. The guy needs to realize that he needs help.

fae girl said...

Euweuweuw

fae girl said...

Teeny weeny

fae girl said...

Yep some serious damage there. Wouldn't surprise me if there's some schizophrenia- lotsa delusions.
Loved loved loved him is Trans1 - totally brilliant acting. Truuuly.

love/hate said...

Hope he gets counseling to get his subscription of issues in check (assuming he wants that).

And why make a big deal out of leaving? Just go!

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

The only person who actually retired relatively young is Rick Moranis. And I still cry every night because of that.

alec baldwin wasn't the only one who barked something similar: meryl streep or sean penn among others said the same.

Harry Knuckles said...

I can see how having sex with your mother could possibly mess with someone's head so I'm going to cut the guy some slack.

JoElla said...

@Harry I agree with you. Hopefully he is going to get some sort of healthy.

ninotchka said...

I know quite a few people who said they wanted to leave the country if that idiot Bush got re-elected. Liddy is correct, Baldwin is forever misquoted on that. We can never rely on Faux News watchers for accuracy in anything.

Shia needs to go ahead and slide into complete madness. He might actually get help at that point.

ms snarky said...

I'll start a collection for his gold watch. Bye bye, Shita

B. Profane said...

Ur-Enty would have never repeated that Baldwin faux-quote. The hacks running CDAN now are just pathetic.

Jacq said...

Toodles, asshole!

lucy said...

It's not retirement when there's no demand for your work, it's called unemployment.

Jodell24 said...

Holy hell are those his mommy issues??

Emily Yeah said...

I never knew that, it sort of makes me tolerate him alittle more. Just alittle mind

Emily Yeah said...

Me too, and it's a sad story. His wife died so he retired to raise his kids away from Hollywood. Rick Moranis that is

NaughtyNurse said...

I think he's a talented guy. I hope he can take some time off, work through his issues, and act again. He's good.

Dingle Barry said...

I can't believe that Brad Pitt cast him in his movie. I have never understood why Shia has ever or still is a working actor, anywhere. He's just nasty to look at let alone everything else about him.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think he's a good actor, so I agree with Naughty (which types out funny like that, but unfortunately he has a metric tonne of issues

Crystal said...

Isn't Alec Baldwin a republican?

Crystal said...

Remember back in the day when he dated Rihanna for a hot minute? Random

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Crystal - Nope, Baldwin is a liberal / Democrat.