Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Can't Say She Didn't Try

With this couple spiraling towards divorce one can definitely say she did the best she could. She is a regular person who some say got lucky. He is an A+ list mostly movie actor. They are going to divorce because he found someone younger and who he thinks is hotter and who makes his ever reducing libido actually rev. She is probably one of the kinkier women married to an actor and he is going to be shocked at the number of his friends who have heard his tales that line up at her door wanting to ask her out. They are keeping their mouths shut about the marriage because they really want a shot at dating the wife when she becomes an ex. Threesomes? No problem? Roleplaying? She is ready. Anytime and any place she is willing. There are not too many places they haven't had sex during their marriage. Plus, she had his kids and did everything else, but she is still being replaced.

76 comments:

Kristin said...

Matt Damon is a freak in the sack.

MontanaMarriott said...

Mrs. Walhberg?
Mrs. Bale?

NativeMadridian said...

Damon!

VIPblonde said...

Yep, you know how kinky they get, what with shopping at the Hustler store and all

sandybrook said...

Michael Douglas and CZJ.

Hey somebody feels like exposing the site again!

Sarah said...

+1

Runswithscissors said...

I don't know why I thought of Nicolas Cage and wife.

Christy K. said...

Ewan McGregor & Wife

sandybrook said...

Forget my guess didn't see shes a regular person.

Zelda Zonk said...

Ill go with Damon, wasn't Luciana a single mom when she met him

sandybrook said...

McConnaghy and Halves if a model can be considered a regular person.

Penelope said...

CZJ and Liberace.

sandybrook said...

*Alves *

Sugar said...

Sounds like the soon to be ex is down for anything, not sure why he'd need to go with someone younger who may not be that free in the sack. I imagine he'll be sorry. I hope it's not Matt Damon because he seems like a nice, affable dude.

Penelope said...

Oooops forgot about the "regular person" part; def not CZJ.

Renoblondee said...

She's fucking Matt Damon.

shakey said...

I'm guessing it's someone older than Matt Damon, due to the "ever reducing libido" comment. Is Clint Eastwood still married?

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm with Shakey, sounds a bit older but with a younger wife, but I have no guesses beyond that. I'll go ask Hollywood Street King.

caroline david said...

Eastwood is separated and only had one kid with his future ex wife
Cage and his actual wife had one kid together only
Bale has one kid only ( and he was at Paris last week with wife and kid to celebrate their wedding birthday and his birthday)
MCcConaughey's wife was model not a regular woman
CzJ is not a regular woman
Matt damon is too young for "ever reducing libido"
McGregor is a nice guess if he's A+ list but the blind doesn't say born foreign

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Ray Nicolet said...

Jacky live tweeted the Grammys, it was glorious.

LF said...

Dennis Quaid?

LottaColada said...

Hey @Ray, has anyone ever told you that you remind them of a Condescending Wonka?

caroline david said...

Kevin Costner? If he's A+ list

LALady said...

Sylvester Stallone?

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber...if you could make the ratings fit for Vince. Weight gain plus alcohol plus coke could equal limp dick. plus he has 2 kids. dont know if the A+ fits though.

caroline david said...

Wahlberg's wife was a Victoria Secret model in 2000's and he's again young

Staple611 said...

The only part that doesn't fit Damon is the decreasing libido, and that probably a matter of opinion.

I think it's probably them, but I hope not. I love that he married a bartender single mother.

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HappyGeisha said...

Rob Lowe? Or is he not mostly movie?

TalksTooMuch said...

I am pretty sure this blind is only written to depress married women over 25. I'll be in the pantry with gin if anyone needs me

Sugar said...

I'll join you, TTM!

NaughtyNurse said...

Already pouring my martini, Sugar and TTM.

Renoblondee said...

I'll bring the juice TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Midweek pantry party! Can someone grab some limes?

MISCH said...

if it's Walhberg there a rumor that the youngest kid isn't his….just saying …
McGregor has an open marriage on his end…

Lioness70 said...

Can't be Marky Mark or Matthew Mc, since their wives were models. Going with McGregor for this one.

rajahcat said...

well hope she finds someone who loves her and doesn't replace her for a younger model this time....

but then again if you're looking amongst his friends and in a celebrity circle you probably wouldn't find this type of person

just sayin'

annanaannnaaaa said...

@Lotta, took me a sec. Lmao.

crila16 said...

It's got to be Damon.

sugarbread maker said...

Matt Damon now w. Cheyene Jackson from btc

M. Brown said...

Do Chris Rock or Sandler fit? Libido is relative. Trying to think of A+ married to regular people with lots of friends.

Count Jerkula said...

Damon is 43. I have heard from friends about that age of issues. If not reduced libido, then hard on stamina. Blood work, low test level, some of that synthetic test gel, back to banging like they 25. If they had the opportunity to work over some young trim, I think that would have helped em too.

sugarbread maker said...

Lucky mean luciana?? Matt calls her lucky lucy.

sugarbread maker said...

Is that why marks mom isn't talking to him anymore?? He has said in recent interviews that they are not talking..

T. E. Cuz said...

this guy is a douche, and she is better off without him. you dont "replace" your life partner, its obvious he didnt love her. go on girl, get those dates and sack a wealthy guy who worships you.

its funny how dudes have this thing for young girls... bc they are the ones that are old and saggy. a hottie doesnt wanna look at your ugly body, she wants your cash.

/therapy

Its just U said...

I hope it's not Matt Damon and his missus. They seem solid. She has a twinkle in the eye that tells me she's a freak.
We can usually spot one of our own.

hothotheat said...

Weans wife was/is a makeup artist - that's how they met. People in the business are not regular people. For this reason it's not Bale either - wife was a PA when they met.

hothotheat said...

*Ewan's wife*

Diane Marie said...

Kevin Costner fits perfectly

SueRH said...

Don't guys' testosterone levels start to decline sometime in their 30s? Any men that could speak to this?

WritergirlinLa said...

All I can say is it's not Damon. That I do know. Other than that, I got nothing!

HappyGeisha said...

Throwing Ethan Hawke into the mix...

Count Jerkula said...

TE: You really underestimate the powers of daddy issues. Lots of middle income/poor older dudes tappin young wetties who just wanna feel loved by an older man. Can they grow out of it, sure, but there is a never ending supply.

bellaluna said...

TTM - I've got the lime.

auntliddy said...

Ill bring the chocolate!!

The Real Dragon said...

Im down with the Damon.

Enny said...

I was in St. Lucia last week. All the locals could talk about was how Matt Damon and Luciana had recently renewed their vows on Sugar Beach. Alas, whenever a celebrity couple renews their vows they're on the verge of splitting, so I would definitely say this is them.

JTROS said...

Nic Cage & his wife

MISCH said...

Wahlberg just bought an apartment on the upper east side in New York…

Sara said...

Is Ben Stiller still A+ ?

Karen said...

Yes, wedding vow renewal is a sure sign there is trouble in paradise... Hope they can work it out before an actual split. They are nice together. Otherwise Matt Damon's wife should drain his bank account!

Diana Maras said...

What's a regular person? Is that someone who poops daily?

Jennifer said...

I immediately thought Matt Damon. He is 43. That is not too young to have reduced libido. Thats actually right around the age a lot of men start feeling it.never said he flat out cant, just that its on the down slide.

Gypsytrill said...

Dennis Quaid. He is a total hound.

Stepforded said...

I'd like to think it's not Damon - he's pretty boring compared to his wife, who seems like heaps of fun and a real catch.

Dennis Quaid seems to be on-again, off-again with his wife / ex-wife.

I like the Rob Lowe guess. They've just sold their absolutely jaw-droppingly gorgeous home by Oprah which came as a real shock to everyone (where are they possibly going, everyone wants to know - there's no improvement on what they had). They also sold the gorgeous beach house they had just down the road from the house they just sold, last year. Rob's kids are maturing now and he seems to never age. And people say the most horrible things about his wife because she doesn't fit the mold of a typical trophy wife (as they do with Deborah Furness, Hugh Jackman's wife).

I could imagine more men lining up for a date with Sheryl than they would Deborah, though.

If it is Matt Damon (and again, hoping it's not), there would be a line halfway around the world of men wanting to date Luciana - she's gorgeous and seems very kind. But who is the tart to have come between them?

I don't think you can put an age on the libido thing ... it can happen to anyone at any age.

PookieTwo said...

Chiming in to 2nd the McGregor guess, they've been known to have an open marriage and he's blabbed about his sex life before. I can't see Damon or Jackman being that indiscreet.

Ewan was just pictured out with Melanie Laurents, his former mistress. Don't agree with the A+ rating and Enty doesn't say foreign born but I think its him.

Like you line of thinking @Stepforded but Lowe isn't A+ list movies.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Bwasasssss hilarity

FlirtyChick74 said...

LOL @ Damon guesses. I'm thinking that this is some "A+" list guy that isn't the least bit interesting or attractive. Someone you wouldn't rush out to have sex with, who doesn't give a flip about his reputation, and managed to marry a hot/desireable woman.

haydnhorse said...

Stylist.co.uk magazine article with can - "I'm regular old cath".Article 2 years ago.But who the heck is he gonna get that's younger? Spring breaker from Last Vegas???!!!

haydnhorse said...

Should read czj not can.Can't type today

WIncredible said...

How about Pierce Brosnan? Was James Bond and Remington Steele? Maybe that's the wrong order of TV to movies though...

shortyp333 said...

What about Kevin Costner? Isn't he a super cheater? His wife is a sometimes model/hand bag designer but not very well known. Beautiful, blond, built...

ANUSTART said...

Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hillarie Burton.

schneefloeckli said...

Richard Gere? Or has his divorce already been finalized?

gr8p said...

Johnny Depp springs to mind but not married and wouldn't be much of a blind as he's tossed Vanessa to the curb quite publicly. I'm going with Dennis Quaid. Btw, what kind of azzhole brags about banging his wife? So indiscreet! She's the mother of his children and he wants all this friends to know what a freak she is? Nice. She's better off without him.