Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Today's Blind Items - The Hooker Gets Lucky

This foreign born C list celebrity has been as high as B list in the US. In her own country she has reached A list levels but not really in acting. More of a celebrity even in her own country. Sometime host. Anyway, even though she was at or near the A list in her own country she often had problem paying her bills and her expenses far exceeded what she was bringing in because of her spending on clothes and also drugs. So, like many barely making it in the business she turned to other ways to make money and became someone who would go to clubs and have sex with men for money and drugs. She started making several thousand dollars a night and her drug habit was taken care of most nights for free. These were the kind of clubs where there was no question what was expected of the women there. They were brought to the club to be companions for men in the club for a night or even longer. The men who came to these clubs also knew what they were getting and walk the clubs looking for just the right woman to spend the night with and negotiate a price before sitting down to get to know each other better. The owner of the club would then ask if coke or other drugs were needed and have those brought to the table. This is exactly the club and the situation where our C lister met the A+ list mostly movie actor who made her famous. He likes to find his women in less obvious places but was trying to secure some financing for a project and the person he was meeting also knew the actor was looking for someone new and long term and suggested the club would be the perfect place. Our actor likes to pretend this period of his life didn't exist because it has led to many complications that have caused his carefully crafted image to be dented.

70 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

himmmm has some 'splainin to do

VIPblonde said...

Clooney / Canalis

Canasta said...

george clooney and elisabetta canalis

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Elizabetta Canlis and Closet Clooney

surfer said...

Well then, wouldn't it be the A+ lister who got lucky?

Unknown said...

Agreed on George and Elisabetta (sp?), but what are the complications...? No secret that he likes 'em young and not permanent.

MontanaMarriott said...

If this were in the past I would say Sonia Braga and Redford.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

She is pretty hot, but damn she has some eurotrash tattoo work. A whore with sincerity, an understanding of confidentiality agreements, and a closed mouth. So much better than Sophie "N'ass'at'all" Monk, or the talentless Hough. Does anyone remember that Clooney played the guy that raped Dee Dee McCall on Hunter? His eyebrows were MUCH thicker then. Yeah I took it there.

Bacon Ranch said...

Haha agreed surfer
Also, since when has Clooney needed help getting funds for a project?
How did she help? Why would this period of his life be one he wants to pretend doesn't exist (as opposed to the Sarah days)?

If this is meant to be him, it doesn't make sense.

aemish said...

I saw Clooney play a rookie detective on The Golden Girls.

Bacon Ranch said...

You watched Hunter.

I think that's all the class needs to know.

Take a seat.

msgirl said...

Clooney's image wasn't dented from that. So this is more BS or again highly exaggerated.

aemish said...

^^ random thoughts

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

She was the first of the talentless beards that lobbied to hold onto tge Clooney train after the shit ended. Kiebler followed her lead in the beard liberation movement. CANLIS then went public as a yacht whore, semen handler first class during the following season. Exposing herself as a needy prostitute and Clooney as a closted bisexual(probably homosexual) trick that pays to to PRETEND to hit the goods.

epiphany said...

@bacon Ranch - Clooney, like any movie producer, needs financing to get films made - he doesn't pay for them out of his own pocket. And there's an ongoing scandal in Italy involving these "club girls", drugs, and highly placed officials in the Italian government. Clooney was questioned extensively because he was apparently a guest at some of these parties, which devolved into drug laced orgies. He denied all knowledge, of course.

Count Jerkula said...

Depp/Paradis

Basil said...

What about Jude Law and Sienna Miller?

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

@Bacon Ranch yes I did, I was probably 8 - 9 at the time. You were probably drinking buttermilk eating your first deep fried donut. I cannot be dismissed by a simpleton like you. Pry your sausage fingers away from the keyboard and allow the real players like The Count or VIP to handle the heavy work. When a sorry troll like you steps to an all pro keyboard warrior like me what result do you expect? Go Hawks

sandybrook said...

She wasn't the first.

Blonde Galore said...

Butler and the woman Fassbender is now seeing.

Extra Anonymous said...

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/george-clooney-gal-pal-elisabetta-canalis-connected-cocaine-prostitution-bust-milan-club-article-1.463512

Bacon Ranch said...

epiphany - interesting stuff, thanks for sharing that.

StarbucksSucks -

You watched Hunter.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Epiphany you are my Champion! Spot on.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

....and you eat and/or bathe in Bacon Ranch. Hey at least its not Bleu Cheese right?

msgirl said...

I remember the drug busts but still don't think his image was damaged except to people like us, gossip mavens. But agree this is Clooney, and after reading gossip I definitely think he's weird, although I don't think he's gay, he could bi and has some deep perversions.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

"I'm your huckleberry"

Bacon Ranch said...

Only on Sundays

When I have the 8 track set up and the VCR ready to watch Hunter

D Brown said...

Clooney is actually a fairly prolific producer but, if you look it up on IMDB, he's attracted to the quirky, arty and serious minded (i.e. Men Who Stare At Goats). Those are exactly the mid-budget films that studios avoid and only idiots in Hollywood use their own money. So I can see GC being in constant search for movie financing.

Himmmm said...

Hiya Massive G! Why the name change?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, choice words for your troll. :b

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

All you can eat starts at olive garden in -41 mins. You could go there and watch bbc on your phone and think of more ways to try and proclaim elevated consciousness over the mortals who have watched american popular television. Proclaim your stance passive aggressively with snarky remarks on a website dedicated to American popular entertainment culture. You can do all this while relentlessly pounding all you can eat pablum soaked in RANCH! Oh so highbrow you are!

Megley said...

But how has Clooney's "carefully crafted image" been dented?

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Only thing better than repetitive one word comebacks. An annoying cosign by a random. Step up you can get a dose too. I love the smell of napalm in the morning....oh and Fred Dreyer. He is the shit!

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

I prefer Sir Troll. So much more dignified.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm sure Bacon Ranch is as terrified as I am.

Bacon Ranch said...

Let's just end this Starbucks, silly as it is.
I used to watch Scarecrow and Mrs. King. Full disclosure.
We should sit around and watch MTV/VH1 reality shows from back in the day and have some Starbucks

..but not watch Hunter.

Bacon Ranch said...

LOL 7

^5

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Wow, they have this thing called streaming video and HDTV now. Just thought I would save you some time Porkfat Mayonnaise.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

I agree. Truce. You are fun. I love a little snark. But only if we can do an ALF marathon. Followed by The Greatest American Hero...just the theme song on repeat. "Believe it or not I'm walkin on air..." I will bring some old Betamax tapes of my beloved sonics and A Venti Frap extra whip for cult member/clone Seven of Eleven. Then maybe she will withdraw her well placed Shiv from my kidney. FYI Bruce Boxleitner was the man!

Renoblondee said...

He's supposed to be into rough stuff supposedly, not gay.

Sugar said...

It's Harry that thinks everyone is gay gay gay. This one just hates her barista Howard.

Bacon Ranch said...
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Sunny said...

I can cut the sexual tension in here with a knife

Sugar said...

Haha Sunny! They should just fuck and get it over with already! Maybe Howard can join them.

Bacon Ranch said...

Greatest American hero!! Remember that Seinfeld ep? Where it's Georges answering machine?
"Believe it or not, George isn't here..where could he be? Believe it or not, he's not here"

So silly and I don't think I need anymore coffee.

Sugar said...

The Hooker Gets Lucky sounds like the title of my new book. I can't let you read any of it until I figure out how to blame her for killing Cock Robin.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

@ BR...I do. Seinfeld. That was quality TV. Remeber the golden age of TV...about 10-15 years BFATM...Before Farrah Abraham Teen Mom. For the record, I respect Clooney. He earned his way from a union/contract actor at NBC studios (Hunter..etc) to become one of the worlds biggest stars. The old fashioned way. Look at his credits. Same for J Law. A lot of work. It shows in their talent on film. Unlike the STARE crew (Twilight cast in total).

Bacon Ranch said...

I was just giving you sh*t about Hunter. I remember when Clooney was on the Facts of Life,Golden Girls (as was pointed out) Roseanne. Never saw that Hunter ep you are talking about but the guy got around.
I'm not clear on why he brings in airheads as sidepieces for show every couple of years, though.

Oh well, if it works..

bellaluna said...

Totally right! Great job.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Nah Howard is out. He uses his power to exploit empoverished countries and their farmers. He also pirated and pillaged his "hometown's" only championship team (pre-wnba) for profit. Up here in the Pacific North Wilderness where the rain keeps us inside reading books and on keyboards we concern ourselves with ideas like free trade, workers rights, increasing minimum wage, fucking up our own freeway system and electing politicians that reflect our passive aggressive, pseudo-liberal population. Oh and Legal Weed! Cant forget that. But if anyone is ever up my way try Cafe Vita for the strongest French press ever (free trade), or Espresso Vivace, that is sinfully fucking good coffee. You will never go back to your push button barista (Starfucks) again.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

I am right with you. Whatever floats his boat. If people dont think Clooney had to sell part of himself to make it where he is, they have never lived in LA. So many pretty faces and broken souls. The fact that he is as well adjusted, and philanthropic as he is, is truly a testament to the man. 30 plus years in Hollywood is a long time. But you and I agree on one thing...HUNTER WAS AWFUL. A G rated homeless mans Dirty Harry. No disrespect to the lodging impaired.

Sugar said...

George totally slept with Rosanne and Mrs. Garrett to get where he is today. Don't be fooled, SSMH!!!

Off to go get some coffee now!

Ray Nicolet said...

What did Howard do, MG?

Sugar said...

I only drink Folgers coffee anyways. It's the best part of waking up!

BitterBlondin said...

Elisabetta is in the DM today with her new boyfriend, a rich surgeon.

auntliddy said...

I like george in a buddy/brotherly way, i cant help it. Hes ok by me.

Count Jerkula said...

Facts of Life was all downhill after Molly got canned. Sure I could fap to Jo, but it aint like I was looking forward to it. And once they were out of their school girl uniforms, the entire endeavor was pointless. That first glorious season was magical though. Thoughts of Molly and her fluffy 80's Burning Bush.... I can still close my eyes, concentrate, and sport wood thinking of the Breakfast Club panty shot.

BlueBird said...

Leo and Bar Refaeli?

ninotchka said...

George's taste for hookers is well known. That Sarah girl out of Vegas was another one, as was the French "medical student" he was with for a couple of years. Kiebler too, I suppose.


So he parties and hires working girls - and one presumes working boys as well - hardly serious crimes. I guess being questioned by the cops dented his image a bit but most people don't know about it.

nancer said...

why would we presume he likes men too? i don't believe that. and what about that back injury he got during the filming of '3 kings'? i thought it seriously messed up his sex life. whatever, he likes female company. he just doesn't want to marry them, and judging from the ones he keeps awhile, he doesn't want anyone real bright either.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

This is a shot in the dark, but a couple things fit. Was Posh Beckham ever with Hugh Grant?

bored soccer mom said...

I think its Matthew McCaughnahey and Camila Alves.

ninotchka said...

Well nancer, we presume he likes men because there have been stories about him with men for many, many years. Consistent, persistent stories of him with men AND stories of him with women, which I also believe. There are consistent, persistent stories about his preference for certain sexual kinks and his fondness for hookers, these are believable as well.

Evidently he's bi and kinky and appreciates pros. I don't know why anyone would have a problem with this. More power to him, Clooney's a terrific guy on every possible level.

Oh, unless you think someone being bi or gay is some kind of terrible thing? In that case, I can't help you and we have nothing further to discuss.

di butler said...

Starbucks, I think Elisabetta looks like a woman. Post op and trashy. Why Clooney likes the rough ones, I can't imagine.

teresa crane said...

Didn't someone comment here once that they did blow with Clooney and that he banged her friend, saying weird shit the whole time? I would definitely believe that Clooney is into some freaky sex with girls AND guys.

And remember when Elisabetta dated Steve-O? LOL

Chief2224 said...

Oh God, I love all the talk of 80s shows. I loved "Hunter". Fred Dryer was an ex-NFL player, wasn't he? And the Count is right...the first season of "Facts of Life" was the best. So many cute girls. Remember the episode where the grocery delivery guy got rough with Blair in the back of his van because she wouldn't put out? What did she think was going to happen in the back of a van?

Gabi said...

Yep I reckon Clooney kept his penis machine from 'Burn after reading' and uses it it often...I'm sure it's seen front bottoms and back bottoms!

Love Greatest American Hero, always wanted to marry William Katt (?) as a kid...

Love loved Seinfeld, clever tv!

lutefisk said...

Maybe I am reading this wrong, but it doesn't seem to have been too recent from the wording. It may be an older generation of celebrities.

Henriette said...

I can see this being Clooney, totally. I think his preference for working girls is coming out more now.

Henriette said...

The only thing I remember about Hunter, was the chick who played Dee Dee was flirting outrageously with John Stamos when they hosted Friday Night Videos back in the day.