Thursday, January 02, 2014

Today's Blind Items - She Snagged Another One

Our actress is B- list. She usually stays in the B range but she has moved up to the brink of A list a few times. Most recently she moved there when she was the lead female in a huge popcorn flick. Unfortunately for her, the movie bombed so she is back on television and filming way out of the way like she did previously. Our actress has always been a good actress and she is great looking too so it should be a winning combination. Very true. Just a couple of tiny issues. She is a drug addled mess and all the drugs she has taken have made her crazy jealous. She has been married before. Shortest courtship and marriage ever because she hid her drug use as long as she could and when she got married thought it would be safe to bring it out. She also freaked out everyday when her husband would go to work because he was casting for movies and he loved sleeping with actresses. It is how he met our actress so it makes sense. She checked in with him every five minutes and after about a month he walked out the door and never went back. Somehow our actress has snagged another guy. I'm not sure how considering her drug use hasn't declined. I guess he could use drugs too. I guess he hasn't seen her jealous side either.

26 comments:

sandybrook said...

Just to throw a name out Christina Ricci?

Sherry said...

Zooey?

I want, I want, I want my VIP!

sandybrook said...

We are both prolly wrong Sherry :(

Renoblondee said...

Zooey doesn't fit. She didn't have a super short marriage. They were married close to five years I think? Anyway, I believe we do need our VIP!

TheNewGuy said...

Gemma Arterton.

sandybrook said...

Sophia Bush

feathersmcgraw said...

Olga Kurylenko?
She was lead in Oblivion, which bombed and does Russian/Ukranian TV ("back on television and filming way out of the way like she did previously")

Has been married before twice and second marriage was a year long, though it doesn't refer to him being a casting person.

VIPblonde said...

I'll take Rachel Nichols for $200, Alex

Kristin said...

Famke Janssen
Married that director who is married to queen of the casting couch, Gretchen Mol
Movie gigs she got were ensembles
Hansel and Gretel bombed
Been doing tv work and ensemble movie work since

Oh. And she's batshit crazy. Like, grab-a-cops-gun crazy.

That's the best I could come up with.

VIPblonde said...

And here's the DM with the supporting info

sandybrook said...

Bang you can go back to sleep now VIP

th47 said...

Nichols it is. Her first husband is a Producer, which fits right in with the blind description. Movie bomb was Conan the Barbarian, currently filming a TV show in Vancouver.

PS said...

Lauren Holly?

Sherry said...

How DOES she do it? All hail the wise and powerful VIP.

Johnny said...

I bow to you VIP!

Frufra said...

@VIP - as usual, I love you. And I double-love you for posting that link - her hair makes me feel better about my hair!!

mastik8 said...

I think B- is being very, very generous. How about Z- thrice removed. Also is she going bald or is she too messed up to have her roots retouched.

feathersmcgraw said...

Wow--I looked up Rachel on her Wikipedia page and she looks FUCKED up (scroll down to the Gi Joe premiere pic).
Yup--she's the one!

Alexa Rose said...
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Looziana Magnolia said...

I'm really trying to make this work for Halle Berry, but alas I cannot.

Ninna Zanette said...

i have no clue who this chick is

NaughtyNurse said...

OK, maybe the drugs didn't make her crazy jealous, maybe it was the cheating husband who did it for her!

Stepforded said...

I was going to guess Mila Jovovich - but still married (as far as I know); and then I was going to guess Judd Apatow's wife Leslie, but I think they're still married; and then I thought Kate Winslet - but the drug bit doesn't apply to her. I dunno!

di butler said...

Good deal, VIP. I honestly had forgotten Rachel Nichols existed.

Idiot Watcher said...

I've known Rachel Nichols for decades and can confirm she is crazy as fuck.

Rach Around said...

No idea who Ms Nicols is