Thursday, January 09, 2014

Today's Blind Items- Trapped

This former A list celebrity is world famous. If you want to talk about name recognition it is A++. It does not mean he is universally liked or admired though. In fact, he has a lot of haters. If they knew more about his personal life they would dislike him even more. How about the girlfriend who he forced to lose 25 pounds even though she was already underweight. He said it didn't look right for him to have a fat girlfriend. Apparently he doesn't see any issues with having a girlfriend who is slowly starving to death to keep him happy. He will never get married again because he says that girlfriends are hungrier and will do what you want because they always think there is a ring coming. Once they get the ring he says, "they aren't worth s**t." One celebrity girlfriend was promised a ring repeatedly and gave up her career for the guy. She had a great career and he refused to let her do anything but be with him. He said it was her job and because he kept saying and promising they would get married she agreed. When he found the woman half her age he dumped her by text and told her that her things were being boxed and shipped to her home and that the locks had already been changed. The guy is a tool who traps these girlfriends into horrible conditions and knows they won't leave him because he takes away anything independent they had.

69 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Celebrity versus actor, singer, athlete?? hmmmmm?

Kelly said...

It halfway fits Tom Cruise, but only halfway. I don't think he's even that nasty though.

lizness said...

Simon Cowell?

Kristin Wigs said...

A-Rod

Ginger said...

I have no idea who this is, but what a jerk!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Clint Eastwood, Jr.

FSP said...

Tito Jackson

Del Riser said...

I don't know who this is. Are the women genuinely in love with this guy or are they really just trying to get the ring?

sandybrook said...

Pele

Itobar said...

George Clooney?

Anonymous said...

Russell Brand

TalksTooMuch said...

Once again, nobody can force you to do anything like that. Women should stop enabling this ahole. I know, we all think we can help or change them, but sometimes a dbag is just a dbag is just a dbag.

Blind guess: got nuthin!

Bacon Ranch said...

LOL @ Pele..it's all about the bicycle kick

Jim Carrey?

Unknown said...

Love your new pic! Although there was nothing wrong with your last one :) I promised myself I would post one this year. Haha.

Sherry said...

Agreed..Never let a man rule your life. They should be supportive (not necessarily) support you. If they stop you, you're with the wrong man.
Sometimes ya gotta love yourself more than them.

Something Fishy said...

Lance Armstrong.

trudi said...

He didn't take away their independence. They gave it away hoping to jump on a movie star gravy train.

Kristin Wigs said...

What about Armstrong?

Something Fishy said...

Lance Armstrong.

Kristin Wigs said...

Armstrong was married once, dated Crowe, dated Thora Birch after, then an Olsen....

Unknown said...

Bradley Cooper??

sandybrook said...

Hmmm Lance Armstrong sounds pretty good. Its gotta be an athlete becuz they would be world famous and there are very few in the A++ range. So its either soccer tennis golf cycling boxing or track and field possibly NBA --sports followed all.over the world

Flora Goforth said...

Lance

Unknown said...

Nevermind, Armstrong makes way more sense. I retract my guess.

sandybrook said...

Not to mention Lance is a POS and mostly hated

Anonymous said...

Yes, Lance. Ugh. douche.

Dave said...

In 2006, Anna Hansen was about 24; Sheryl Crow was 44.

Lance Armstrong on breaking up with Sheryl Crow: "“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, revealed in the book excerpt published in the NY Post. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”

Though he announced in December that he’s expecting a baby with girlfriend Anna Hansen, during his relationship with Crow he “wasn’t ready” and “would have been in the future, but not then.”

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/lance-armstrong-reveals-reason-behind-breakup-sheryl-crow/

Eros said...

John cusak

Beetlejuice said...

Thanks Dave

TalksTooMuch said...

Lance Armstrong is an awesome guess! You guys are amazing!

M. Brown said...

If celebrity can also mean actor Jack Nicholson comes to mind. A++ world recognition, divorced. The comment about it wouldn't look right for him to have a fat girlfriend hints at athlete maybe?

mcmama said...

I'm on board with Lance Armstrong, what a tool. Great guess.

La Minette Grincheuse said...

"former A list" fits Armstrong like a glove. And he's a tool of the highest order. I co-sign.

PickyNicky said...

Jack Nicholson and starving girl friend Laura Flynn Boyle.

Goober said...

I thought that perhaps this referred to a political figure - someone like Prince Albert (yes, I know he's married now but he certainly had many girlfriends and probably still does). Maybe it's the Sarkozy brother dating one of the Olsen twins. She'd certainly qualify for starving. I dunno - just some ideas.

califblondy said...

Didn't Lance date Kate Hudson?

I wonder why he's such a mean person?

Kitten Caboodle said...

@Kristin +1

megan00m said...

Jim Carrey! Agree!

MontanaMarriott said...

David COpperfield or some other magician due to the "trapped" heading.

auntliddy said...

Agree le min. Armstrong huge asshole and wld torally pull this shit.

Unknown said...

thats what I was thinking Montana! Cris Angel

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1

MnGddess said...

@Itobar - It is said Clooney provides a handsome "Going-away" package when he break up with a girl. One got a car and a house rental until she could get back on her feet...

Alice Tate said...

Armstrong is a perfect fit. I'm convinced he is a sociopath.

SeriouslyAwkward said...

Pretty much all of the above could loosely fit this blind. It's easy to blame the women for enabling him, but it's a lot harder to see when you're on the inside of a relationship like that. It probably doesn't help much, if he picks younger women with stars in their eyes.

Smokey772 said...

really? I'm the only person who thinks this is Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn being the current girlfriend? I thought it was obvious but now I'm not so sure. I'm terrible at blinds but just can't stay away!

YeahYouKnowThatsRight said...

You can't make other people degrade themselves. Those kind of people will do it willingly. Sure this guy is disgusting but he's not making them victims - they're actively choosing to be victims - BIG DIFFERENCE. I don't pity people who sell themselves for money.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Johnny Depp - Paltrow/Moss as the skinny ex, Vanessa as the dumped woman. Half her age: Amber Heard.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Vanessa halted her career for Johnny (or at least worked a lot less after meeting him)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

And and and and
Depp has huge name recognition but his latest movies tanked big time. Which made him drop on the most wanted actor list. His name rec.is still high though.

And instead of Paltrow I mean Winona Rider.
Ill shut up now.

Majik said...

Fabio.

kelli grrrl said...

Lance Armstrong is an awesome guess. He's such an a-hole. I realllly don't understand women who are with dudes like this.

B said...

Alex Rodriguez

CobraDemander said...

George Clooney

CobraDemander said...

Oh, forget it. It would have said Movie actor.

Amy said...

I agree with John Cusak Answer. Enty just has a blind with him and Neve Campbell. Same exact blind almost.

ninotchka said...

It isn't an either/or situation. Yes, the girls are allowing it and that's fucked up behavior on their part.

That's no excuse for the lowlife behavior of the guys who act this way. It's not as if they get a free pass to douchebaggery while the girls take all the blame unless you're just as much of an asshole as these guys.

Monica said...

Hugh Hefner

Monica said...

Hugh Hefner

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Looziana! I was trying to wink at someone, that was as close as I got. You should TOTALLY send one in for July!

Scallywag said...

Even if this isn't Lance Armstrong, it's Lance Armstrong.

gr8p said...

Cusack

Hegg said...

Going with George Clooney just cause his contract girlfriends seem to become quite underweight within the first 5/6 months of dating him.
He also seems like an emotionally unaware d(ck.

Unknown said...

Late the comments party by I immediately thought of Mike Tyson.

Jennifer H. said...

That's a good guess. There was that Lauren Holly, who actually had a healthy, rising career until she got with him and disappeared off the face of the earth for awhile. I can't remember if they got married or not. And Jenny McCarthy, she didn't much while she was with him, either. She was always perpetually rumored to be about to do something, but most of that never panned out.

Jennifer H. said...

Good guess , too. This fits the "known, but disliked" portion of the blind better than the Jim Carrey guess. Only thing, Sheryl kept her career going while she was with him. I think she even still toured.

tookiesmum said...

People like this jerk usually end up alone and lonesome when they get old,and whine that nobody comes around unless he pays them.

Unknown said...

Leo, George, Simon or all 3, take your pick!

Rae said...

Sorry, but these women deserve what they get. Anyone who is willing to be that desperate for a man deserves to be dumped. They are all looking for a meal ticket and a man. Too bad. Oh, and it's got to be Lance Armstrong.

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