Thursday, January 30, 2014

Your Turn

The photo above is Bruce Jenner coming out of his Adam's Apple shaving surgery. The question today is two part. Do you think Bruce Jenner will cut off his peen and if he does, what should his female name be?

144 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

her name should be Sandy! lolll

sandybrook said...

Dont be stealing my gimmick for yourself :( and Bettina sounds like a good name

sandybrook said...

Haha Derek!

Violet said...

I don't actually think it's anyone's business but his own. Although I might change that opinion if any 'change' is used to promote that godawful programme and rest of the family.

saycheese said...

I hope his new name starts with a 'K'

Kristin said...

Not fair. That's a "before" shot of my Lady Bruce.

VIPblonde said...

Who cares about a name change? Bitch needs to start wearing a bra!

sandybrook said...

I forget on which side of the head you place the flower means you're willing and available.

aemish said...

lol @allOfTheAbove

snookiemonster said...

What did those women do to this guy? He must have lost it.

sandybrook said...

Damn he does have an A cup at least doesn't he?

Renoblondee said...

Wowza!

Count Jerkula said...

One of the truest things Howard Stern ever said, "There is nothing sadder than an old queen."

roxie said...

I thought that was a woman!

MISCH said...

I pity him

Snapdragon said...

@Violet, right on. FFS. And if Bruce identifies as (and is transitioning to) a "she", then we say "she".

Derek Harvey said...

I wonder if the whole time he an Olympic athlete he was dying inside and wanting to be a cheerleader?! So strange this....and he should be an American ambassador for the upcoming Olympics--the Russians would loooove that!

Kels said...

All jokes aside, is he seriously trans? Somebody tell me the facts. Are we all just laughing at how feminine he looks or is this shit for real?

Star said...

He's taking hormones too isn't he? he's got boobs

parissucksliterally said...

I don't think this is something to make fun of. He has obviously struggled with this his whole life, and finally has accepted himself for what he is. I wish him the best of luck. Gender confusion has got to be so incredibly hard to deal with.

Erin B said...

@Kels - I'm with you. Is this really happening? Not just tabloid headlines after their divorce announcement?

silenceisgolden said...

See what marrying a Khardasian will do to you. Lamar, you are next.

Derek Harvey said...

@Paris---please..he is FAIR GAME---he is on Keeping Up With the Kardashians --let him cry all the way to the bank or operating room

MBK said...

Her skin looks great, but she needs a good underwire.

discoflux said...

Maybe he and Kris will remarry in a same sex marriage and he'll be Katarina Kardashian.

discoflux said...

Sorry... SHE and Kris.

Kels said...

I'm confused as hell! Did he come out and say he wanted to be a woman? Is this PMK at work? What is going on?!

JoElla said...

I know people change and all.. but what a difference between now and the Wheaties Box days..

Kimba said...

Brucie is on the Crazy Train, no getting off!

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh dear.

I actually feel bad for Bruce Jenner. I really do. It's hard enough to go through life with gender issues, but then to have PMK hook her claws into you and then spawn with her... that poor man must have so many issues, it will take the rest of his (her?) life to sort them out.

But it's not like he hasn't always given a bit of an effeminate vibe.

Amy said...

Jen or Jenn or Jenne, of course.

Derek Harvey said...

@seven--wtf?! lol at least he had a FIT body--I might be wearing one of those to Pride this year if I shape-up *jokes*

Mah said...

How sad to finally fulfill your dream of becoming a woman and Rob Ford is your first date.

texas rose said...

She's going to be a beautiful 80 yo woman.

Derek Harvey said...

@Mah---Ford has "plenty to eat at home"

TalksTooMuch said...

I feel bad for Bruce Jenner, can't imagine how hard this is for him, if this is indeed what is happening. Especially under so much scrutiny.

Derek Harvey said...

well really at his age is it really necessary? I would imagine all that surgery would be REALLY complicated and take a toll on ones body which could lead to strokes/heart problems etc.

KidJones said...

Khastrati Kardassian!

aemish said...

While I'm compassionate about his predicament it just goes against every fiber of my being to call him a her pre-surgery. Bradley Manning, hero that he is, sort of forced my hand on the issue when everybody in this world-gone-mad started calling him Chelsea.

sandybrook said...

@Kelsey nobody has said anything and no one is sure what is going on except he has had very bad plastic surgeries and had his Adams Apple shaved and has a female appearance.

sandybrook said...

*@Kels not Kelsey* spelchek

Seven of Eleven said...

This is so wrong. The Hungover Games - Bruce in a blue wig and blue lipstick.

Glitter said...

LOL @ KidJones.

Topper Madison said...

@Derek Harvey That's a still from The Village People's "Can't Stop the Music" which was an AWESOME late '70s movie/musical. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8UXJE7zps

Unknown said...

His lips look "done" too -

if there is a god he will change his name to Kris Jenner.

Miss Kitty said...

It's a shame John Belushi ain't around to do a parody of this. ;-)
I'm giving my age away there but it's worth it!
As for Bruce's new name, how about

saycheese said...

konfused kardashian

Miss Kitty said...

Tsk this iPad's auto refresh! As I was saying before the iPad so rudely interrupted me, how about Wheaton?
;-)

Rolf said...

If someone pays the removal, I think he'll has it done.

Name: Brandi with an I

Kristin said...

If this is true than I'll feel like a real asshole for making fun of him. Her.

Stepforded said...

I think he should change his name to Queenie, after my very own troll! Bwahahaha!!!!

That Kris ruined him. He used to be quite a good looking masculine man before he started having all the plastic surgery, wearing diamond earrings and letting his hair go (or grow, but I'll say 'go' here because it really needs some love).

Karen said...

I find it a little weird to be referring to Bruce Jenner as "she" or "her" until he starts self-identifying as such; when that happens, I'll call him "she" or by his chosen female name whether he has a penis or not yet.

SaintsFan said...

I guess I'm the only one who thinks he looks like an older Angelina Jolie.

Megan said...

Wasn't there a blind not too long ago about someone wanting to transition but his exes never approved but the current wife did and supported it with letting him dress in her clothes? Sorry that was a run-on sentence.

rajahcat said...

so is this really for real?????

Dexamyl said...

Glad it's not just me. I thought he's growing tits, too.

@aemish do you have issues with trans folks? You just made some odd and incorrect comments about Shiloh today, too.

Molly Moo said...

Anything starting with K!

auntliddy said...

I like Bettina too. As for is thus trye, look at pic. He's more shapely, has lady nails, long hair, shaved down his adams apple AND HAS BOOBS!!!!!!!!! I dont think much more need be said. And good luck to him/her.

auntliddy said...

Meant "as for if this true or not". Sigh, my typing.

Michael H said...

Meh. Call me when he gets ass implants.

califblondy said...

I didn't believe this at first, but wow, that picture is really something.

I hope it all works out for him. He's been through it with the K Fam.

umop 3pisdn said...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5031116032/hE10B1E64/

lc said...

VIP-I was thinking the same thing. He must have started hormone therapy. His bewbs are getting big! And he looks very fetch in this photo.

Snit said...

you know..it takes a lot of guts to do this...i'm just sorry that she's got the Kardasian Klan around to exploit it.

FS said...

This post makes me very uncomfortable. Trans people do not need any more public ridicule and discrimination than they already get. I understand that all things KarTrashCan are easy to mock, but I cannot go there with Bruce right now. If he is transitioning, with or without surgery, than I wish him all the best. He has the resources for a therapist and a support system to help him through this. Many trans people are not so lucky.

Hopefully, Enty won't make any more transphobic posts in the future.

Lurker Girl said...

IC--stop trying to make fetch happen

Sprink said...

Thank you. All joking aside, and the KTrain has many mock cars attached to it, this is a deeply personal thing and I'll wait til I'm told. By him.

lc said...

VIP-I was thinking the same thing. He must have started hormone therapy. His bewbs are getting big! And he looks very fetch in this photo.

Thomas said...

After the surgery, Kris will no doubt wanna keep Bruce's frank and beans in her purse (or maybe in a vice?), which is where's they've figuratively been for the last 20+ years.

cyberisis said...

+1

Sprink said...

Not sure Enty was 'transphobic'--is that a thing--but certainly the wording was crass and direct. That's just CDaN, though, innit?

AKM said...

"I find it a little weird to be referring to Bruce Jenner as "she" or "her" until he starts self-identifying as such; when that happens, I'll call him "she" or by his chosen female name whether he has a penis or not yet."

Exactly, Karen. I agree, and I hope that whatever he is doing will make him happy. This is not snark-worthy.

cyberisis said...

Brucilla

Snit said...

and just to clear the air, i meant no disrespect by calling Bruce "her", though AKM is right...it's prolly more appropriate to wait til Bruce makes the pronouncement. I just meant that it appears that Bruce is transitioning and I'm not gonna ridicule that...I'm just gonna ridicule the Kardashians if they try and make bank off of it.

Sarah said...

Brucilla Kardashian

Sarah said...

Shit I thought I was the only one who thought of that!

Topper Madison said...

You know, it's entirely possible that he took up the guitar and is slowly transitioning into a rock star.

fireflies said...

Brenda.

Kimba said...

Even in Dr. Phili's "prof" opinion, he thinks he's transitioning - he said so on the View (I was flipping through channels, only - I swear, I gave up on the View last year.)
Brucilla is perfects.

Emily Yeah said...

Hasn't he said it's bull about him wanting to be a woman? That he just thought it too prominent? If he is changing then it will be hard to hide so why do it and lie?!
Either way it's a shit thing to discuss it like this. Leave him be and if he has something to say in sure he will as and when.

Jack Camp said...

It is more than obvious he is in transition. If you have ever seen a documentary on trans surgeries it is to the letter. He has had all other surgeries to effiminize his face structure. Boobies from estrogen pills. He isn't hiding anything. But I do think this is under PMK's control. I am sure she will use this on that horrible show to announce it. All for ratings.

And if he never comes out and continues to wear "mannish" clothes in public, it is one missed opportunity like Latifah at the Grammys!

Sherry said...

Transitioning is difficult without the whole world watching it, much less in front of the media. I wish him well.

NomNom83 said...

If he is transitioning, I hope it is with a very supportive and loving team around him.

Jezebel had a great post regarding this topic earlier today which I highly recommend: http://jezebel.com/bruce-jenner-transitioning-or-not-youre-reporting-it-1512265204

AudreyHempburn said...

I used to feel so sorry for Bruce because Beelzebitch seemed to emasculate him. But I agree that this stinks of storyline, like he isn't announcing the transition until the footage is in the can and speculation has created enough buzz. Exploiting such a delicate issue to keep famewhores in business kinda diminishes Jenner Bender's 'poor victim' status. Otherwise, I have great compassion for the transgender community and respect their choice of gender as well as their privacy.

Count Jerkula said...

I think he wants to cut his pecker off to try and erase all memories of banging that PMK pig.

JoElla said...

" it is one missed opportunity like Latifah at the Grammys!"

I laughed and snorted so loud, I scared my cats! LOLOLOLOL

I think half of the World rolled their eyes and said "Really Queen Really"..(not that there is anything wrong with it)

After reading a lot of the comments on this, I really don't know what to think about Bruce. If he is transitioning, I really hope he doesn't go the Chaz route, and do a reality/documentary about it. I hope he can do so in a manner that is best for him.

If this isn't happening, I have no words..

Personally, I think life is hard enough, I simply cannot imagine what it must be like to be confused (for lack of a better word), and how hard that must be. It is a tough place to be emotionally, and my heart truly goes out to anyone stuck in that situation.


Paint Chips said...

Is that all his hair? - it's pretty good hair, nice color too.

sunnydaze1109 said...

I am very happy for Bruce if he (since Bruce hasn't said that he is indeed identifying as a female, I am going to use masculine pronouns)is finally in a place where he feels comfortable enough to be true to himself, and take the steps necessary to become the person he feels he should of been born as. And maybe PMK isn't quite the devil she appears to be and helped to create an environment that has helped him get to this point. I am just so afraid to how she is going to spin this in her favor. She is either going to play the victim and say she was deceived all of these years or that she is this incredibly understanding and wonderful human being.

C'estMoi said...

Sarah Palin. With a K.

parissucksliterally said...

Derek, yeah - he may be an asshole, but I wouldn't wish this confusion on anyone..

ethorne said...

Is Bruce included in KFF?

crila16 said...

Bryce...and Wow...is he starting to look like a chick. His boobs are getting saggy too.

Unknown said...

Olympia Jenner

FS said...

Yes transphobia is a thing, as this thread shows.

Vera L- said...

-- parissucksliterally said...
I don't think this is something to make fun of. He has obviously struggled with this his whole life, and finally has accepted himself for what he is. I wish him the best of luck. Gender confusion has got to be so incredibly hard to deal with.--

This.

texas rose said...

Please - tired of all the sympathy for poor bruce (he or she). He chose a life in the spotlight and could have stepped away from the cameras at anytime but didn't $$$$$. In fact, he is still a big part of kartrashian reality world and collecting $$$ so don't give me any 'please respect my privacy I may be going through a gender identity crisis' bullshit. Ultimately his decision to be in spotlight is his and not PMK so don't blame her either. Also enough with trying to be politically correct on a snarky gossip site. Plenty of pc forums you can follow but what makes this site fun is the politically incorrect items and commentary. Most of the stuff on this site probably shouldn't be discussed in polite company so don't try to pick and chose what you think we should or should not talk about. Same people that have no problem ripping someones weakness/fallacy then rant about leaving others alone. Find another site to follow. And you're more than welcome to flame me for this rant also - that's what makes this site fun:)

MsWeedle said...

Sorry, no mercy for any Kartrashian.
I vote for Bambi, or Kembra if she goes w a "K".

MsWeedle said...

Sorry, no mercy for any Kartrashian.
I vote for Bambi, or Kembra if she goes w a "K".

TalksTooMuch said...

Aww, so awesome texas rose! I try not to flame a-holes though, they tend to like it too much

texas rose said...

TTM- how about hypocrites on this site??

TalksTooMuch said...

I dunno, texas, I try to go case by case on those

teresa crane said...

YOU GO BRUCE! It takes a whole lot of fucking courage to be different and if this is what he wants for his life then fuck who am I to judge?

PotPourri said...

Why he would want to be a 65 year old woman, I don't know.

NaughtyNurse said...

Holy CRAP!! Dude already looks like a lady!!

ninotchka said...

I've never seen a single episode of that appalling Kartrashian show and I'm going to keep it that way.

I certainly feel sorry for Bruce Jenner. I can't imagine what it must have been like to be the greatest male athlete in the world, which he was, and feel the way he apparently does about being a man. The fear of someone finding out must have been heart-stopping. The fear now must be pretty overwhelming as well. I wish him a lot of luck with the shitrain from hell he's getting and going to get from morons all over this country.

As for assholes/hypocrites on this site, meh - there are scumbags all over the internet. Here, I don't think I've seen anyone worse than the "I'm going to shit on people for feeding the homeless" poster. (I can't remember his name, probably because I don't want to.) People say a lot of stupid shit and I may or may not say anything about it but that was actually shocking.

Count Jerkula said...

Bruce has been a laughing stock for years w/ all that plastic surgery. Why would anyone care about his feelings now?

Kristin said...

Aww@nino you're still thinking of me. I was not shitting on someone for feeding the homeless, I was shitting on them for stealing. I don't want to argue, but dont spin things.

That's a big jump from don't take shit that isn't yours to "I'm going to shit on people for feeding the homeless"

Count Jerkula said...

Speaking of homeless/hungry, I heard the funniest line the other day. It went something like, "The solution to our hunger problem is right there in all the animal shelters."

NaughtyNurse said...

I'm just trying to figure out why Bruce has turned himself into Billy Jean King.

Seven of Eleven said...

Whoa, slow the truck down.

There are people who come on this site and drop the cruelest crap I've ever seen. The person who no longer posts that used to go on about how proud she was of the KKK, for example. The lovely folks who routinely call other people morons, idiots, stupid, jerks, etc. The guy who faps to every BI or photo of underage celebs.

Kristin expressed an opinion that she didn't think the (probably faux) Robin Hood scenario presented was ethically correct - that's a far cry from "crapping on the homeless" and not even close to the worst thing here. And I say that as someone who disagreed with her opinion.

texas rose said...

@ninotchka- He got on the 'shitrain from hell' of his own accord and has been collected $$$$ ever since because of all those 'morons' watching the train. He would get a lot more sympathy if he chose to get off that train but I haven't heard any talk of him leaving the show so he must be ok with the world watching. At the end of the day we really have no idea what he is going through- it may all be bullshit. I did hear that Brody and Brandon have laughed off any suggestion of gender reassignment.

texas rose said...

Count - that was a Churchill quote wasn't it?

Count Jerkula said...

Nah, Southerner of some sort.

Kristin said...

Thanks 7 of 11

Pjammie said...

I think Kandie Kardashian-Jenner needs a bra before things go any further. If you want to be a woman, sorry it's not all butterflies and tampons. You need to titty up. Literally. Fix that shit.

texas rose said...
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texas rose said...

Sounds like something one of the Duck Dynasty guys would say Count.

ninotchka said...

Guys, just for future reference, I hardly ever come back and read additional comments on posts I've gone through. If I do, it's completely random or prompted by someone emailing me about it (like today). It is unlikely I'll see anything written by you to/about me. That said, I've always found that expressing one's righteous indignation is one of the real joys of the internet so have at it.

Whoever it is who said there have been KKK and worse comments here, you're probably right, I just haven't seen them. I've read the blinds here for years on the AGC page because I've read AGC since before the BI compendium page existed. I read/post here at the moment but I'm fickle, especially about gossip. I'll come and go as I please and my opinions of this site and its posters are totally subjective.

I stand by my assessment of that guy shitting on people who feed the homeless, except apparently he calls himself Kristin, go figure.

The sunset's gorgeous, the wine is good and the surf appears to have calmed down a bit from last week so you folks have yourselves a lovely evening. I certainly intend to have one here.

Seven of Eleven said...

So in other words, nino, your words are important - everyone else, tl;dr.

Noted. Have a lovely evening yourself and enjoy your wine.

You probably won't read this, but Kristin is, from what I've gathered, a rather nice female.

The Effervescent Diva said...

Has anyone else noticed the creepy set of hands on BJ's left arm? Is it possible this pic is - horrors - photoshopped in some way? Unthinkable, I know... and perhaps it is a small person who is helping him along... but those hands certainly lend a disembodied air. As for names if Bruce is indeed transitioning... Betty Jo.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, I like her, but she gets all weird every time I tell her so

texas rose said...

Yes Seven - I'm sure he/she won't see this as they said they rarely, if ever, check back conversations (for our future reference no less). Thank god they checked back today or we wouldn't have received this valuable information.

nevarmore said...

Whatever name he chooses, I bet he/she can give Madge run for her money in saggy, old, and wrinkled. What a shame he didn't do it before he got fugly. I guarrantee he won't be any prettier as a she.

Harry Knuckles said...

Everybody talkin' my head spinnin' ...... This is pure K Stunt. What is happening here with Kruce and his tits is going to be played out on the next (fingers crossed for last) season of Keeping Up With the KHoles. For you sensetive types that want to give She-Bruce his/her space, (s)he couldn't be any more "in on it". Maybe GLAAD will weigh in on this. They sure as fuck yap about everything else having to do with gay.

ninotchka said...

Oh for fuck's sake - obviously I'm reading the additional comments to this item NOW.

Seven, I read everyone's comments that have been made up to the time I get to a particular item. It's usually later in the day when most people have posted already. I generally do not go back and read more comments after that although sometimes I do. It's random.

You mistakenly assume that this is intended as a personal insult to individuals who post replies later and/or to repeat posters which it is not. It's simply the way I read the site. I know for a fact that I'm not the only person who reads it this way. I also know someone who obsessively reads every post and comment here, every single day. I would find that exhausting.

(Hello there, C, perhaps alerting me to these replies was not your best idea ever nor, I'm sure, is me replying to them now but here we are. I blame you. ;p)

If someone is aggravated enough to argue a point with me, I probably won't see it. I am not told about every comment, thank the baby jebus. That certainly doesn't negate someone's right to give me a ration of shit if they feel like it and I wholeheartedly support their right to do so. If someone actually wants me to know they're giving me a ration of shit, which some people seem to, then tacking it on early to a post the next day might be a better option. At least it's pretty likely I'll read it. Whether I choose to respond to it or not is another matter.

Frankly, I don't expect comments to/about what I say, nor can I think of a reason there should be many of them. I suppose there might be some from a particular celebrity's fangirls whom I've pissed off with a bitchy comment about the object of their affection. There's no talking to them so it's irrelevant whether I read or respond to their remarks. As a rule, I'm clear in my mind about what my opinions are but I'm hardly an extremist of any kind. I seriously doubt that my snarking is worthy of a reaction from most sensible people.

Seven, I found Kristin's bizarre comment attacking Christopher Guest feeding the homeless to be quite shocking. It's nice that you think she's nice and perhaps she is in other circumstances. My opinion of her fucked up comment and attitude about this hasn't changed.

I sincerely hope that we have discussed this subject more than enough for one lifetime. Again, I wish you a very good evening.

Momster said...


Blogger Derek Harvey said...
I wonder if the whole time he an Olympic athlete he was dying inside and wanting to be a cheerleader?!

WTH does that mean? Couldn't he have still wanted to be in the Olympics as a female competitor???

ethorne said...

@Ninonblahfblah-Thanks for your loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ass comment. And thanks for telling us you won't be back. Good looking out.

Count Jerkula said...

@Momster: Back then he could have, if he emigrated to East Germany.

(apologies if someone else already made a joke like that.)

Akajenb said...

Yes, and his new name should be honey dip Jenner.

Seven of Eleven said...

tl;dr

Jacq said...

I'm sorry, but you can't look at that picture and tell me that he isn't transgender-ing right before our eyes. It's a little fright-inducing.

Aoife said...

I saw the picture in the Daily Mail. It was sent to me by a friend. If Bruce is transitioning, and unless there is photoshopping going on it appears that he is, then this has to have been a life long struggle for him, one he is finally trying to work out. There will be enough issues with his children, issues that will have to be worked out in private without us, the public, getting all up in his shit. He's really going to catch hell from the US sports establishment. In fact their silence is very unusual.

I've never watched any of the Kartrashian shows either and don't plan to.

MadLyb said...

He looks like Steven Tyler. Or a female college professor. To each his/her own.

MadLyb said...

I really wasn't trying to make fun of him. I'm glad he's being who he wants to be, and who really cares what others think? People who mock him are those whose minds have been carefully programmed to deem only the tiniest and most mundane bits of reality as "acceptable". That is way sadder than anything Bruce Jenner does.

skippy said...

@ Derek when is it ever too late if you've been struggling with this issue your entire life?

Crystal said...

I was gonna ask the same question? Wtf is going on with him??!!

Henriette said...

It's got to be "Jenna." I want him to be "Jenna Jenner" very bad.

Kristin said...

Thanks guys. Sorry if you got dragged in; I knew better than to respond to this one.

TTM, I get weird bc I don't know how to take a compliment. Love y'all back though :)

Ana said...

I haven't commented in forever and I hope I don't get flamed but that double tl;dr burn made me literally LOL.

angie said...

I think this is a case of pathological narcissism aka Michael Jackson and not gender transitioning.

Bessie Smith said...

Bryce.

mydarkredpassenger said...

I think his trans status, which the family accepts and supports, is the reason he was the only man in their 2013 Christmas card. It's supposed to be an early hint. He's trapped inside that glass closet looking confused about how to get out.

Xanadu said...

Transphobia is most definitely 'a thing'. Most people aren't transphobic imo, just ignorant and don't know the "correct" or current terminology. It can be hard to gain an understanding, with activists for the trans community inventing new words often and shutting down basic dialogue with a bad attitude and demands. Not helping trans people at all.

But back to Jenner.. After watching the show for all these years, there is nothing out of the ordinary about this. It makes complete sense. Good for Bruce... I figured when the sons started making a regular appearance, that something was up. There was a sudden child-to-parent support there that was not evident in the past.

Anotheramy said...

I cant feel sorry for BJ, he married into the Kartrashian family. If he wanted privacy he wouldn't have gotten on the worlds biggest train wreck. I hope Bridget is happy with her new life.