Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Your Turn

Adam Levine was named the sexiest man alive by People and Eva Longoria the woman of the year by Maxim. Which was the better decision?

62 comments:

trainrides said...

Not caring about the two.

Flygirl said...

Hmmm, neither.

Redd said...

Both were poor choices, but I am guessing that the winners paid the most for the prize.

Discobitch said...

Looks wise they are very pretty but personality wise I wouldn't wipe my arse with them

Feedly said...

Our guest tonight on "I Don't Give a Fuck" is me. Welcome, me!

Kristin said...

As Lainey says, shit vs diarrhea.

At least it wasn't Timberlake.

Renoblondee said...

I like them both!

Bacon Ranch said...

Yeah, not buying either magazine. That's the best decision.

Then again, Ent..who would you name as A list singer of the year?

Derek Harvey said...

wow thats a real Sophies Choice dilemma....I suppose Eva cause she seems less fake...

Sugar said...

Let's name the Sexiest Commenter on CDaN!!
Or Poster of the Year!
I nominate myself, of course.

Kristin said...

@Bacon He'd name Ashlee Simpson A, obvi.

Tippie Toes said...

Neither Adam is not Sexy and Eva is plain!

Kristin said...

One Eyed Charlie. Blammo. Solved, Sugar ;)

NomNom83 said...

From the perspective of a magazine editor? Whichever one offered a more lucrative deal to their respective mag.

I'm guessing People will get an "exclusive" on Levine's wedding pics and behind the scenes access of The Voice and the costars. Maybe some recording or tour stories. Couple bottles of his perfume.

On the other hand, Maxim probably got a pallet of the new Tostitos so... really, when you think about it, it's a draw.

AKM said...

I would have voted for Alan Rickman and Helen Mirren myself, but I realize that I'm probably in a minority with that.

Kimba said...

Neither excite me, but I'll take the stories on how they landed such coveted titles & isn't Eva's beauty waaaaay past interest?

sandybrook said...

Eva got it because she would do the photo shoot Adam got it because women think hes hot and his pic on the cover will sell magazines.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Eva.

Sugar said...

Kristin I nominate you for Cheekiest Commenter of the Year!

Stepforded said...

Neither! Clearly both have Publicists that filled the forms out on time, or slipped enough ca$h the publications' ways.

Eva Longoria is past her prime and a high maintenance little tart. Don't believe me? How is it that she can't keep her men then.

Beaker said...

Mee-mee-mee mee!

sandybrook said...

I decline any nominations and if I win an award I will not show up to collect it! :(

jane3113 said...

How much dick did eva have to suck to get that title? Seriously?

Sugar said...

Tee hee, Beaker! I nominate you for the Most Adorable Commenter of the Year award!

Its just U said...

I wouldn't do either of them (and I ain't that picky). He makes my skin crawl and she is too small so I'd break her. Gotta be able to keep up to be sexy.

Murielle said...

Certainly not Levine. As for Longoria, she is a little minx and I wish I could have her body.
I'd go for Ryan Gosling. Yeah I know, so not original.
Or Tim Roth. Or Ben Schwartz. Or Idris Elba. Or Warren Brown.

The Dude said...

They need to do a drug test on those people at Maxim! Someone is doing something seriously harmful to their brain cells

Derek Harvey said...

well remember Miley was Maxims hot girl last year lmao

Kristin said...

@Sandy You Brando, boo?

Seabee said...

Both are completely ridiculous but at least The Voice makes Levine not completely irrelevant. What the F has Eva Longoria done in the past few years but get divorced, suck up to Obama like every other Hollywood bimbo, and produce two shows that bombed?

PotPourri said...

Love Eva, but she's more 2007. Thank Gawd it's not Mario Lopez.

Amartel said...

Neither.

Eros said...

Zzzzzz.. must be a slow newsday

crila16 said...

Huh??? Who is choosing? Charlize Theron should have sexiest woman of the year by Maxim...though if she's dating Sean Loser Penn, I'm disgusted with her.

auntliddy said...

akm- I thought I was only one with crush on Alan Rickman, lol. love him. First of all, beauty is subjective, so its a dopey "honor". Both of then are nice looking, but most beautiful in the world? No.

auntliddy said...

akm- I thought I was only one with crush on Alan Rickman, lol. love him. First of all, beauty is subjective, so its a dopey "honor". Both of then are nice looking, but most beautiful in the world? No.

Unknown said...

Was this from 2003?

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Those prizes have the same credibility than the nobel peace prize.
At least we know who are the celebrities which suck cock best.

Nancy said...

Eva Longoria. At least after looking at her, I don't feel like I need to be tested for a STD. I find Adam Levine skeezy.

Krissie said...

Eva's out of style and Adam is so average I wouldn't look twice if I saw him on the street. Their "people" pay for all this crap anyways.

rajahcat said...

wow what a crappy year

MISCH said...

Eva…but I'm not loving either choice

TalksTooMuch said...

It's like they didn't even THINK about Tyson Beckford!

TalksTooMuch said...

I am so conflicted!! Sugar and Kristin are definitely the top two funniest, gonna have to go with a tie. Keep it clean, ladies!

Kristin said...

@TTM I defer to Sugar. She is way more pleasant than I. And she comes with a catch phrase!

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Kristin Thank you, dahlin'.

I was going to make a cheesy Sally Fields joke, but opted to keep it simple.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, you don't get to defer! You're my drinky Tina Fey!!!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@TTM TYSON BECKFORD??!!! Girl, I didn't think I could love you more.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm telling you, Orvilla, you and I are sisters from another mister!

whitney_world said...

I don't find either one particularly sexy, but I'm kind of tickled that Adam Levine won, with his little self. :)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Pfft... Eva.

ninotchka said...

Meh. Neither one of them is particularly interesting or sexy and they're both tramps.

At least Longoria has decent politics and does her civic duty. Levine's just a dweeby manwhore with a stylist.

I'll go with Longoria being the better choice of the two.

Cee Kay said...

Well, at the very least Eva IS sexy. Levine is so not.

Plum Grey said...

+1000, I just can't with Tampon-voice and Cucaracha-crotch...they should take a page from TIME magazine and put a damn mirror on the front of that issue! Sheesh

Alicia said...

Tamato vs Ta-mah-to

And I'm not a huge fan tomatoes.

feraltart said...

Eva. She is very intelligent and knowledgeable about politics and is particularly passionate about immigrant issues. I have seen her on talk shows and on Bill Maher, which really impressed me as she more than held her own and that show is not scripted. Surely her advocacy for those less fortunate, her continuing education (she got her Master's Degree in Chicano Studies) and her doing something about her various interests rather than just talking about them has to earn her more respect than whether she is on some show or how pretty she is.

PDgirl said...

Neither. Would take Tom Hiddleston like half the other fangirls on the net. Don't care about girls.

PDgirl said...

Neither. Would take Tom Hiddleston like half the other fangirls on the net. Don't care about girls.

bellaluna said...

May I join you on that couch?

evie2345 said...

Lol that was my thought too.

Della said...

Sexiest man alive is Johannes hubel. Google it.

Adam is scrawny and has a attitude problem. Looks dirty.

Della said...

Eva I would not be my pic either.