Saturday, February 01, 2014

Blind Item #1

This A list rock star who just looks and acts like a rock star has always had sex with a couple of his exes, especially his ex baby mama who he especially likes but his current girlfriend didn't seem to mind. Apparently she is starting to mind though and is shopping a book to publishers about the rocker who will perform at a really big event. She wants a ring and if he doesn't give her one soon then the whole world will hear about all his misdeeds. He is a rockstar. I don't think anything she can say will shock us.

30 comments:

H said...

So.....nonstory?

Count Jerkula said...

Keidis

littlemissfirecracker said...

agreed. Anthony Keidis.

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TalksTooMuch said...

If you read Anthony Keidis's book, that's all he talks about. How could it be a story? I DO like the use of misdeeds, though, yay Thesaurus, Enty!

fontlover said...

Man, I feel for Kiedis with that mile-long line of exes. I say you should just keep your options open and date the top shelf until you find the right one. It worked for me, I'm with the most beautiful woman of all time!

Kim Kardashian said...

@fontlover Thanks baby! Love you too!

Its just U said...

Tommy Lee and Pammy. I don't think they ever stopped swapping stickies.

Mama Krass said...

Keidis was a little rough. I liked it better when it was Flea's turn. Flea always had the best yayo.

Harry Knuckles said...

Can't imagine the guy putting up with threats from the girl. Adios muchachos!

KhloeK said...

Get a room you two! <3

fontlover said...

What up, boos

Lord Disick said...

Kim's a real hood bitch.

KhloeK said...

Gucci hood(ie)

Sherry said...

Oh no! Are the ghosts of the K's coming since if's KFF?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, I was just thinking the same thing! PMK hired some out-of-work actors to follow each of the Ks around, read the posts and ask the K what they would say in response because there can't be such a thing as KARDASHIAN FREE ANYTHING! LOL

Candyland said...

I admittedly know nothing about Bruno Mars, but I wonder if Enty is referencing the Super Bowl as the really big event?

Count Jerkula said...

Chili Peppers are playing w/Mars during the half time show.

Candyland said...

Got it. Thus the much better Keidis guess. Gracias.

Alabama said...

I don't think Keidis has enough secrets left.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Of course, PMK's reaction to Kardashian-free anything would be "What!? We don't do anything for free, we need to be PAID!?

fontlover said...

WTF WITH PMK? Her name is KRIS. Be respectful

Aoife said...

Big event is the Super Bowl. Lead singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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Kendall Jenner said...

Kiki, why didn't u tell me u were all here!! You always forget to tell me whats going on

Robert said...

As the Duke of Wellington told his ex-mistress: "Publish and be damned, madame!"

KhloeK said...

Sorry doll! I thought you were busy tweet stalking Harry Styles!

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