Sunday, February 02, 2014

Blind Item #1

This B list mostly television actress who has been in some great shows and recurs in a great hit cable show says that she has never had sex with her B list mostly television actor who sometimes co-stars with her that didn't include her being tied up or at least spanked repeatedly. Her boyfriend can be very cruel. I guess she enjoys it.

71 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

It's not cruelty if there are safe words!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Is it the spanking that is considered cruel, or is he cruel in other areas? Help a brother out.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@TTM HA! Aardvark. Aardvark.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Are the sometime co star and the boyfriend two different people?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning TTM, Charlie! Is everyone caffeinated?

Rob Kardashian said...

I overheard Khloe and Lamar once and believe me overhearing your sister getting spanked is truly awful. Bible.

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning, Steamy and Charlie! Caffienating as we speak

Sherry said...

Good question Jazz. I'm guessing he's always her boyfriend but sometimes het co-star.That said waiting for the good guesses to tag along with.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Boyfriend- cruel.. Cruel intentions?
Or rather, a guy whose character is cruel? Hell that could be anyone in the HBO dragon saga whasitsname

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey sherry, thanks for the backup with the grammarian...it was very sweet..

OneEyeCharlie said...

Morning Steam & TTM. Been working on a pot of fresh ground French Vanilla with Half&Half. A good day to stay inside and post.

Violet said...

I've been sat in a car most of the day. Only just now caffinating - but with a cup of tea, does that count? Pathetic I know.
This could be anyone, no enthusiasm to guess. But if she likes it she likes it I suppose.

TalksTooMuch said...

Also, munching on cinnamon raisin bread I made yesterday. I think I need to have a cinnamon raisin intervention. And Charlie, I'll trade you some toast for the Fronch Vanilla!

Steampunk Jazz said...

:-D violet! Earl greyw , English breakfast, or * shudder* Irish breakfast? If its green tea and weeds, no, it doesn't count ;-)

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, I will give you some of my cold pizza for some raisaen bread O:-) ( my guiless charm smiley)

OneEyeCharlie said...

I will confiscate your cinnamon and raisins, and use them in some banana bread, TTM.

Mmmmm. Toast for coffee. A good morning barter. Having a virtual breakfast.

I see that Violet is here as well. All we need is Kristin, and I've hit the ginger trifecta again.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Alright how about pickle flavored potato chips which sour cream and chive dip?

TalksTooMuch said...

Deal, Steamy! I gotta see if augarbreadmaker is down, too, his / her pizza sounds AMAZING

TalksTooMuch said...

If you want banana bread, Charlie, I have the BEST recipe! You just have to brown the butter first. Delish!

Its just U said...

@TTM cinnamon and raisin bagels and tea for me. Yum.
And, eh, what's wrong with Irish Breakfast?

Violet said...

Noooo. It has to be the proper stuff. By which I mean. PG Tips. Tiny bit of milk (goes in first) and strong - dark colour is IMPORTANT. Make my tea wrong and you're off the friend list.

Rob Kardashian said...

I have a protein shake for breakfast.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Never mind that spanking malarkey, TTM. You keep talking food like that...

Brown the butter you say?? I'd never thought of that, but it makes sense/sounds great!

Steampunk Jazz said...

It turns tannic fast! IJU I buzzed so hard off that tea, I had to low down and hold myself
. lol. Its perfect for a crazy day...

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay, IJU, it's like we're twinsies! Cinn raisin bagels with peanut butter, there just is no better

TalksTooMuch said...

It just adds another layer of flavour. I would say something about flavour profile, but that type of talk makes my teeth hurt

Its just U said...

Oooh! Peanut butter. I never tried that. Gotta get me some more bagels!!

Its just U said...

@steampunk what's in it? Never heard of it. My Celtic roots need to know! :-D

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Violet: I see that I can get PG Tips on Amazon. Thus, if you ever find yourself in Michigan (hopefully during the summer months), I will ensure that the pantry is fully stocked.

We can sit on the beach and sip tea. Two beach chairs, a small hardwood table, and a beach umbrella. Like civilized creatures.

Its just U said...

@Violet Lyons Tea, in a pre-warmed pot, strongly brewed with a small drop of milk. Maybe a HobNob for dunking.
Ahhhh...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Twinings black tea with leaves from Assam and Ceylon. I love my black teas but a little more mellow. Lady grey is nice in the summer with it's orange and lemon peel...

Violet said...

We have a recipe for cupcakes which browns the butter first - and then browned butter icing on top. Tooth achingly sweet but amazing.

Violet said...

That's a date then Charlie. I return the offer with sitting on the prom overlooking the lake with the Welsh mountains in the distance, windsurfers on the horizon and a Mr Whippy in your hand (and no that's not a euphemism).

Steampunk Jazz said...

Violet, ....( mind euphemisming rapidly) what is a Mr Whippy?....
..lol..
Hmmm...
...shakes head ...

Its just U said...

I've never tried flavoured teas. I like mine strong and dark.
They sound nice though.
I've had 'green' tea, but not the kind you buy in the shop. ;-)

Violet said...

I will repeat myself only once. PG Tips. None of this fancy nonsense. What is the world coming to?

auntliddy said...

I guess she does.

Sarah said...

Almond butter works too

Steampunk Jazz said...

We like flavors over here.:-D I make ice tea with 1teabag of fruity like red zinger or mixed berry. It makes for a nice flavor without cutting a lemon...

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Meanie Rhysie said...

Wtf?! A spanky blind and y'all are yammering on and on about tea?!?!

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, Rhysie?? Use the safe word! Fronch vanilla cappuccino!

Steampunk Jazz said...

@rhysie, we talk of what we know...:-D

Its just U said...

@Rhysie you don't know how important tea is in Ireland and England. Am I right Violet?
The whole day, family, life revolves around a cuppa tea. Everything.

Felicia said...

Geez Louise, go over to Jezebel already if you want to talk about your periods and what yer eating. SOOO boring.

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning felicia! You know that middle finger you are giving us right now? You can use that to just scroll right on by what you don't want to read! You're welcome

Violet said...

@rhysie. Spanky blind = old hat. Spanking is the norm for any self respecting sleb these days. But tea. That my friend is the meaning of life. @itsjustyou gets me.

Its just U said...

You do know it's not a requirement to read the comments, don't you? Scrolling is easy. Try it.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak...

Meanie Rhysie said...

I kid, guys! I'm drinking tea right now. ;)

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry we're boring you. Fantastic guess by the way. I strongly support your choice of male and his spank monkey. Keep coming back!

Meanie Rhysie said...

@Steampunk Hahaaa!!

Massive G said...

I mix my shit with peanut butter and tell my guests it is hazelnut butter. They all comment how creamy and rich it is.

Rach Around said...

Pickle flavoured chips? What world do you live in? Dear god, do they let pregnant women come up with the flavours? (Remembers eating vegemite flavoured Smiths chips)

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Violet: That sounds divine. Sorry that it took awhile to reply. The entire world is a euphemism to me, so the Mr Whippy comment kinda rattled my cage.

Wait! I'm having my period?!? Well shit. That explains the bloating, mood swings, and cravings for chocolate. What a relief. Now to see what's showing on the Lifetime Channel...

Sherry said...

Anytime Jazz. If you care that much public schools need English teachers.

Sherry said...

My roommate made brownies the other night with brown butter. They be GONE two days later.

Its just U said...

Damn TTM!! I tried the bagels with peanut butter. We are so twinsies. Sooo nice.

Sherry said...

Well then since you asked Felicia, I'm having my own special blend if iced read I drink instead of coffee. Chamomile, Earl Grey with a little Lipton and lightly sweetened with local honey from Small Bees outta Los Gatos.

Later making so escargo en croute for my contribution to the Super Bowl snax.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lays chip co. Has contests for chip flavors but I bet you have flavors we don't have...
We have had pickle for a while, salsa, crab boil seasoned,ketchup, cheddar and sour cream, ranch, sour cream....tomato basil gah all kinds...

Its just U said...

@Sherry I'll be over later. Save me a plate, the flight will take a while. ;-)

Rach Around said...

I don't know if you can get their tea outside of Aus, but T2 have the most INCREDIBLE loose leaf and tea bag blends EVER. Their earl grey and chai make you turn your back on twinnings forever.

th47 said...

I'll go with Trudy & Pete Campbell aka Alison Brie & Vincent Kartheiser. The blind is a bit unclear as to whether the boyfriend is a different person than the co-star.

KhloeK said...

Whatever Rob! Hearing you spank it into an Arthur George sock is revolting!

Steampunk Jazz said...

=-O that was my guess but I erased it, Brie is the answer to so many kindness blinds, this would be the first for anything but a kindness. I lost faith...:-(

ecua said...

Duchovny and Anderson.
You're welcome for STAYING ON TOPIC.

th47 said...

@Steampunk Jazz - I thought the same thing at first. However, extremely kind people can also be a bit kinky in bed and/or have douchebag boyfriends (hers is James Franco's brother), so I posted it anyway!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Then I will proudly + 1 it. Nice job th47 :-D

Sherry said...

IJU, if you're making the trip across the pond I'll make a fresh batch for you. Gotta be out of the oven.

Kelly Whaley said...

Emma Roberts & Evan

Jim said...

th47 is the best guess.