Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Blind Item #2

This wife of an A list television and movie actor we love to hate has hair and makeup people come to her place every day just so she can look her best for her stage pap shoot. She is spending thousands of dollars a month.

42 comments:

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi guys!

Tammy said...

Hilaria?

Simon said...

Baldwins

Anonymous said...

Hilaria Baldwin

Vera L- said...

Yes, Hilarious.

auntliddy said...

To bogus bruce and bogus family: die. Stop posting. Why not start your own site with your witless posts? And stop bothering the piss out of us?

aemish said...

Why has he aged 10 years in the last 12 months is what I wanna know.. aside from the fact that geezers look stupid walking around with baby carriers

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Hi Bruce! I heard you guys had fun playing golf yesterday. Scott almost won?

aemish said...

Second that emotion, @auntliddy

Seven of Eleven said...

I kid you not, right as I was reading this, my email notifier popped up with the Groupon headline, "Look Perfect Perfect While Carving The Slopes!" and the little summary offering 10% off all coloring through the month of Feb.

GPS74 said...

Eh, who cares? It's probably a drop in the bucket for her financially and on the bright side, she's keeping someone gainfully employed.

Bacon Ranch said...

I thought he wouldn't put up with her famewhoring and would yell at her in public? Why pay so much, then?

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Kourt! We had a great time golfing yesterday! My new nine iron from my friend Jeff Dunham was my lucky charm. Scott did well, I'm proud of him. Brody and I hung out at the beach house last night, it was a great day.

Lord Disick said...

Scott did win Kourtney!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Scott!

Brody Jenner said...

Had a great time with you last night, dad! We're still on for golf tomorrow, right?

Meanie Rhysie said...

Lotta isn't here, so I'll do it...

Hiiiillllaaarrriiiiaaaaa!!!

Brody Jenner said...

Where's Rob? He bailed on sunrise surf again!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Brody! Yes, we'll golf tomorrow. Rob bailed on sunrise surf again? I'll have a talk with him.

trainrides said...

Hilaria's name is ironic. Also, I think she is desperation personified.

Robert said...

The troll armada is in full effect! Pat yourselves on the backs for yet another collective day or circle jerking! SMOK!!

Bruce Jenner said...

What is SMOK?

A. C. said...

Hilaria is one annoying opportunistic joke. Alec needs to ditch that one and reconsider his choices, get therapy to deal with his mid-life crisis, turn the page and get back to looking good & working on some new meaningful projects.

Paris Hilton said...

Bruce, it's my new restaurant. It's hot. You should bring the fam.

Mama Krass said...

Paris, please. Bruce hasn't "eaten out" in years. Why do you think we have three pool boys? Mama needs to be taken care of by someone.

Basil said...

I am surprised that Alec didn't see what a fame whore Hilaria is before they got married. She is just to obvious about it.

Bruce Jenner said...

Kris! We have three pool boys? I thought we just had one. Unbelievable.

Mama Krass said...

Don't worry, Bruce, only one of them works at a time. I stopped doing the group thing years ago. They leave too many.....questions.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Khloe? I need a quote from her for a blurb about Lamar I'm selling to TMZ.

Poor Harvey. If he saw the men I spent his money on, he'd be so jelly.

Rob Kardashian said...

Sorry I bailed on coming to the beach house last night. I had to go running.

Rob Kardashian said...

Sorry I bailed on the sunrise surf this morning. I was sore from running last night.

Rob Kardashian said...

MOM! Gross.

LottaColada said...

@Reesie- Hiilllllaaaarrriiiaaa!

teresa crane said...

If I had the money I would for sure do this.

I hope Hilaria is saving her money though. When she goes back to being a yoga teacher after the divorce, making 20 a class isn't gonna cut it anymore.

timebob said...

I think Alec wants her in hair and makeup everyday so he looks good when she is on his arm. I have never seen a more trophy, trophy wife.

It's Alec's money not hers. If he didn't want her to have it she wouldn't get it.

sugarbread maker said...

He has no prenup. She wears the strap on in this one...

sugarbread maker said...

Latin Bosworth

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

God, I'm so glad I don't have to hang out with you people anymore. You're so annoying.

Mama Krass said...

Avril, darling, if you went forward with the Brody/Rob sex tape I pitched you, you would still be A list, instead of exiled to Canada. Does Canada even have a Nobu?

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

No, but Toronto is quite cosmopolitan. They have a Tim Horton's.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Big deal,

TLP said...

How did Hilaria bamboozle Alec into not knowing that she's such a famewhore?

Aoife said...

How did Hilaria bamboozle Alec Baldwin into marrying her? She's a yoga teacher. My question was why he hasn't dumped her yet but if its true he has no prenup "18 years..."