Saturday, February 15, 2014

Blind Item #3

This C list celebrity who is more famous for being the girlfriend of this A list tool who should be in jail is being investigated by the police for shoplifting from Mont Blanc. I guess she is a fan of pens.

22 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

That model dating Bieber

Cleodacat said...

Chris Brown Karrouche Tran.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Chantel Jeffries

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oooh that's a great guess

Steampunk Jazz said...

Good one Lady H! Maybe she was looking for a sex toy that would be longer but not intimidating to the boy and was too ashamed to buy it...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Bwahahahahahaha that explains everything!!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

I think it's KTrain though because it say girlfriend of THIS A list tool. Jeffries has publicly dated multiple tools right?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Have you ever heard of Tran before she hooked up with Brown?
I read the 1st sentence as barely/moderately successful in a field OTHER than as the famous dicks' GF.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lol Lady H, we are reading with different emphasis. You went for THIS A list tool and I went for MORE famous ( and Tran is a never was famous, to me)
Reading it your way, ...
Screw it! They both did it...lololol

Celeb Friend said...

Model Chantel Jeffries,she was dating Justin Bieber.

TLP said...

You are all very very generous in referring to Chantel as a model. I'm sure she's a professional, just one in a different business.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Exactly TLP! Chantel is more famous for being a pro-heaux than for being a model!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh and she also needs them pens to keep signing Bieber's confidentiality agreements

Bacon Ranch said...

I thought she was the one who didn't sign those?

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, they also do monogrammed belts. That would make sense for Whatsername Tran

sandybrook said...

I just noticed something now we have A list tools?

Stepforded said...

@Steampunk - Bwahahahahahaha! Best comment EVER!

Sprink said...

I think you're all also being very generous by suggested Chantel and
Justin are "dating." I thought she was just there on the night?

Elherbie said...

I think Chantel is closer to Z list...

RowdyRodimus said...

I would love to have a Mont Blanc pen. Can someone get me one, please? (I am a pen addict, I admit it. I can spend hours researching and finding one that writes just the way I like.)

lucy said...

How do you shoplift from Mont Blanc? The one here has everything locked in cases and they have to be shown by an associate.

di butler said...

I guess this is Kootchie Tran. Makes more sense to me than Chantal whatserface banging Biebs