Monday, February 17, 2014

Blind Item #4

This former A list rapper and now just an interesting name that had a big gig this past weekend went to what he thought was a strip club. It was more burlesque though and when there was no nudity and told there were no lap dances he actually quoted Michael K and said that was some Benjamin Buttons s**t and walked out.

32 comments:

Cleodacat said...

The Game?

Stepforded said...

Eminem

katiekat said...

Ja Rule? Fiddy?

BeckyMae said...

Hahaaaaa. I just love that he quoted Michael K! Whomever it is deserves to be 'Eternal Hot Slut of the Day'

Jacq said...

I don't really see how Benjamin Button applies in this situation

Nutty_Flavor said...

Kanye had a big gig this weekend.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

That slug on DListed actually quoted Kay a couple of years ago when he tweeted it. He was talking about a magazine cover that photoshopped him to make himself look younger.
So the rapper was quoting Kay, not anyone else.
Does anyone who writes here do research?

rosie riveter said...

Michael K is always quote worthy. but how does this apply?

Anna Belle said...

I think this is JaRule...Fiddy really doesn't work to much anymore...really doesn't need to...was smart with investments...like Vitamin Water

Eros said...

Michael k for michael keaton? For goddsakes some of us dont live on tv or shows and dont know every quote. If its not an infamous quote, be a dear and say the whole name. *eyeroll*

50 cent or snoop dog is my guess

SaintsFan said...

@Eros, Michael K is the funniest person on earth and writes Dlisted.com. You should check it out.

BeckyMae said...

Ermagerd! It's Michael K for 'this is some Benjamin Buttons kinda shit'
ie: someone who looks younger than they should
Ieie: The Portrait of Dorian Gray'
ieieie:there is NO ieieie

hollywood dime said...

Busta Rhymes. All star weekend performance in New Orleans.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Rosie, I think the speaker was suggesting that the club was old-fashioned, that it was like going back in time.

LowKey said...

Michael K @ DListed. Another gossip site that many here frequent. He's hilarious!

BeckyMae said...

@saintfan yes he is!!

Eros said...

Thanks for the info, Lowkey! ;)

Eros said...

Thanks Saintsfan. Will definitely check it out now. Y'all got me curious. Lol

WareCat said...

Michael K, as in Michael Keaton.



me & my boo Ray are side eyeing each other.
for sum reason, i wanna say DMX.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

My heart belongs to Michael K.

We're talking Michael K of Dlisted, not Keaton!

Sprink said...

Yes, yay! Which is why it's so funny.

Cory said...

When Tina Fey was asked what she "hearted" in an interview, the first thing she said was she hearts Dlisted.com. Michael K said he was flattered but still rags on her too. Love how he calls BS when it needs to be called and he is the reason I read this site now. Best in the Biz!

Jenn said...
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Jenn said...

Xzibit had a gig at Sochi.

Sherry said...

Michael K is indeed hilarious. Just wish he had more posts daily but it is what led me here as well.

rikkitikkitavi said...

yeah now that dlisted has the interns there are less posts than before.

Cory said...

He's also the reason I think of the KK's as "Kartrashians". LOVE IT!!

Winnigirl said...

Sounds about right

di butler said...

I'll totally admit that I've used this Michael K quote more than a few times. The Benjamin Button quoter-

Busted Busta Rhymes!

MadLyb said...

There is only one Michael K, though Allison is pretty funny. I do miss the ties when he wrote all the posts, though.

Habibti said...

I quote Michael K daily. Love love love him and his filthy humor!!! Dlisted.com rules.

Danerys Targaryon said...

Blogger Kourtney Kardashian said...

That slug on DListed actually quoted Kay a couple of years ago when he tweeted it. He was talking about a magazine cover that photoshopped him to make himself look younger.
So the rapper was quoting Kay, not anyone else.
Does anyone who writes here do research?

^^^^^^^^
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
too funny