Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Blind Item #4

This B list reality star/celeb/host has her agent find at least one company per day that is willing to pay our B lister to pose with a product. There are no photo shoots or going on set somewhere for a day. Our B lister finds out what the product is and gets paid and then sends her assistant out to pick one up and then poses with the item in her office or on the street or takes a selfie with the item in the background. She makes an extra $25K a week doing this. Anything you see her with or wear or use has been bought one way or the other. She is a billboard.

142 comments:

headrot said...

kk

TalksTooMuch said...

Keebs!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Kiebler, Khloe, Burke, Andrews..

FSP said...

Khloe

headrot said...

or clooneys chick

headrot said...

i agree w keibler. hey ttm

Blondie! said...

All of them!
Heck, I wish I could get that gig. I've been selling everything I have to pay off the back rent so I'm not on the street come the first. So far made $1550. I'm going to try to sell more today.

Leekalicious said...

Werk it, Girl!

Lord Disick said...

Is this a secret? I just did this over the weekend with Nike. No shame.

Leekalicious said...

@Blondie! I hate short months

Blondie! said...

Lord Disik- give me some Nikes and I'll pose for the money!

Leekalicious--yup, lost my housing court battle and the judge gave me very little time to come up with the back rent. Just called a bunch of charities again and still no dice.
If you're a single woman without family in NYC, you're basically screwed.

Kim Kardashian said...

We all have the same initials, can you be more specific?

laura ramona said...

@blondie I love your dog!!! is it yours or just a pick? there is no blind here hehehhe

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey headrot, howz it going? Looked like a rough night the other day??

Leekalicious said...

@Blondie! Hopefully they will be reasonable and take a partial payment. Do they really want the hassle of getting a new tenant?

AsileM said...

Damn. What an easy gig!

NomNom83 said...

Clever girl. That's ~$1.3 million a year in edorsements.

I'm in the wrong line of work.

Blondie! said...

Laura-that's my Sophie! I put on a hello kitty headband on her and snapped the photo. She's my baby.

Leekalicious--I lost my housing court battle, so I have to come up with the full amount. I am in NYC, live in a rent stablized building. We have new owners. Every time a tenant moves out, they do a gut renovation and then charge a higher rent. The landlord can't wait to get rid of me.
Unfortunately, I got behind in my rent, have gone to every charity and since I don't have dependents, I can't be helped--according to them,

Bruce Jenner said...

Nothing wrong with endorsing a product.

sugarbread maker said...

prostitution whore pays good these days huh??/

Blondie! said...

You mean Theresa Guidice?? Is she endorsing products now???

laura ramona said...

Sophie is such a doll! cutie pie!!!

Leekalicious said...

@Blondie!! You still have a couple of days, so hope things work out ..

Lord Disick said...

Blondie if you don't mind being seen with The Lord, you can pose with me.

Flora Goforth said...

Is February over already?

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headrot said...

@ttm yeah. :( i'm pretty embarrassed about it. i'm glad i "know" you guys though.

Sillygurl said...

Guiliana for the win

Blondie! said...

@Laura--thanks! I wish I could post more pictures of her--she gets into funny poses. She's currently passed out on the couch.

@Leekalicious--thanks. I've have an appointment later on to sell my clothing. I don't know how much I may get, but whatever it is, I'll take it.

Blondie! said...

Lord I'd be happy to! I'm short, blond and cute! We'd look fab together!

TalksTooMuch said...

Jeebus, don't be embarrassed!! Glad you're all right. We all have shite days / nights sometimes, much better to get it oot

laura ramona said...

HEY Lord, help this girl with the house, pose with her so she can save her house and Sophie!!! common dude, I saw the episode with the lady sick of cancer when you gave her your watch and I was impressed!

Blondie! said...

@headrot and @TTM-- I think we, as a community come here more for commenting than for the blinds. It's a safe place to hang out you know.
And Headrot, hang in there!!

Blondie! said...

@Laura--thanks for the comment.
I'm really freaking out right now.
I actually emailed Enty and asked for help a couple of days ago.

sugarbread maker said...

@ blondie- no It didn't mean Theresa I mean't leased piece extraordinaire kiebler. everyone knew her game from the jump. I was just using one of my favorite quotes.

Blondie! said...

@sugerbread maker Oh! I was having a blond moment. Wait, Keibler's blond too....um, never mind!

headrot said...

@blondie i used to just come for the blinds, but i comment, as you put it, for the community.

i was going to explain why the community here is so meaningful and important to me, but then I'd have to swap names with TTM.

headrot said...

@blondie where do you live? the house i'm renting has extra empty rooms if you need a place.

TalksTooMuch said...

I try guys, honestly. I don't mean to comment so much, it's just that most of what I say during the day is "put that down! Stop hitting your brother! I said out that down! Now you stop hitting your brother! Corners, everyone!!" Here I get to use full sentences, even if there are too many of them

headrot said...

oh, you dont comment that much TTM, it was mostly a joke off of your name. i like seeing your comments. theyre thoughtful and well written and coherant and usually funny.

Blondie! said...

@headrot, I know what you mean. I've been coming here for a couple of years--mostly to read the comments. I finally started commenting about a year (maybe?) ago. the community here is pretty awesome.
I live in Manhattan. Where are you? I can't give up Sophie my dog, I just can't.

Blondie! said...

@TTM if it's any consolation, I like reading your comments. Lots of times you sound like the voice of reason.

headrot said...

sophie could probably stay here too (I have my cats), i'd be temporary but you wouldnt be homeless.

I'm at Rutgers in NJ. I live off campus in town.

I've been devotedly reading and commenting for about 5 or so years now. my commenting is sporadic though (whereas i read obsessively)

headrot said...

+1 to blondie's comment about TTM

headrot said...

email me if you want to talk more about it off the boards. you can click on my name to find my email.

Blondie! said...

headrot, thanks, I'll email you now.

Leekalicious said...

@TTM Bahahaha!!! I remember those days. I don't think you overpost at all!!

Yall while we're on the subject of embarrassment, I wanted to apologize for my misreading of the rosie / Count Jerkula situation, and 'going off' (as Meanie Reesie says) like that. I didn't realize that there was an alpha male pissing contest going on between them. I saw a person being bullied, and didn't read around it properly. Sorry (esp. to headrot and anyone who was stuck in that mess). Blush.

laura ramona said...

+ 10000000 for headrot. I finally can see why we still have some hope to be called human beings. Good for you girls! I am proud

Blondie! said...

@headrot, I click on your name and get your blog, but not your email. URGH

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, guys! Although as to the voice of reason , I think the phrase you might be reaching for is "Buzz de Killington"

Leekalicious said...

@headrot I read your blog, and like you more for it - it's very honest. Anyone who disses you for having or having had an addiction is a bitch / bastard / never been there.

Blondie! said...

@TTM "Buzz de Killington" sounds like a cocktail.
If anyone wants to email me, click on my name, I've made my email public.

Last Thursday I left a comment unde the running away from home post about how I lost my court case--it was the day I lost it. Funny, I had a job interview that afternoon. Talk about having a weird day.
Anyway, a CDANer contacted me about the possibility of doing a fundraiser, then dropped off the earth.
I'm telling you, if I don't have bad luck, I dont' have any.

headrot said...

@blondie cognitivedecay @ gmail . com

Blondie! said...

@headrot--got it! Thanks!

headrot said...

@leek thanks :x i wrote those posts forever ago. you got me choked up with that.

@blondie sorry, didnt realize it wasnt public. i posted my email above. i'm serious about the offer.

headrot said...

@leek thanks :x i wrote those posts forever ago. you got me choked up with that.

@blondie sorry, didnt realize it wasnt public. i posted my email above. i'm serious about the offer.

headrot said...

@leek thanks :x i wrote those posts forever ago. you got me choked up with that.

@blondie sorry, didnt realize it wasnt public. i posted my email above. i'm serious about the offer.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

@Blondie, hope things turn around for you quickly. Sucks to be in a shitty situation like that.

@Headrot, glad you're doing better. :)

@TTM I've said it before and no doubt, I'll have to repeat it in the future: I've not seen anything that says we are to limit our comments. OT is most often the best part of this place, IMO. :)

Blondie! said...

@headrot I just sent you an email.
Thank you.
I hate being in this position

TalksTooMuch said...

I know, Meanie. I just worry sometimes

laura ramona said...

you go girls!!!

Leekalicious said...

@headrot I meant every word. I know you'll find your way - just don't give up. I found my way out of a similar mess, and although it took years, I am much wiser and empathetic for it. You are someone who wears their heart on their sleeve, which is difficult, especially in an open forum like this.

parissucksliterally said...

Shit, I wish I could get paid 25k a week to walk around with a product. I'd promote Summer's Eve or Preparation H for that money!

rosie riveter said...

No worries leek, no pissing contest, just a shout out to *recognize* the hurtful use of derogatory language towards women. Ive noticed a kinder, gentler count... Im happy to be the one to of brought it to attention, and stoked hes toned it down. change can happen, with enough prodding (your welcome)

Leekalicious said...

@rosie I think you said some hurtful things about headrot, am I wrong?

Kimba said...

Niiiice water cool talk - good luck HR and Blondie!

Leekalicious said...

I didn't realize at the time, who she was or that she was so vulnerable ... I don't want to go on about it, bc it's embarrassing for her, and I repeat, I apologize for adding (temporarily) divisiveness to the board.

Blondie! said...

If anyone's in publishing and knows of an opening, please email me!

Leekalicious said...

Rosie, you said some mean things that day, that were uncalled for, and I wish you would apologize to the innocent ones.

Anyhow, that is me done, so this doesn't go on and on and on!!!

Leekalicious said...

@Blondie! Sorry to go so OT, I hope you can find a job... and your dog is very cute.

Head Rot said...

@leek :hugs: and <3

if rosie said some meanness to me, i completely missed it :)

Blondie! said...

@Leek--I think we're all off topic! Think about it, we all start commenting about the post and the next thing you know we're talking about book clubs, life etc., I think that's really why we're here. The comments are more interesting and fun than the posts!

Blondie! said...

@Meanie -thanks for your kind words, it's been really weird, I'll tell you that

Leekalicious said...

@headrot Hugs to you too hun!

@Blondie! Bahahahaha!!! So true

Blondie! said...

@Leek, right!
Cross your fingers everyone! My recruiter is presenting me to a firm. The money would be freaking awesome!
Just have to pay off the blankety blank back rent.

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: Don't sweat it. Rosie Da HucklePig needed some attention, so she got it.

Not an Alpha Male situation either, because I'm the only one in it with a cock and balls.

Count Jerkula said...

P.S. And I'm the only one who isn't a borderline-rapist, plying women with drugs to get in their panties.

Blondie! said...

Hey everyone! I'm now up to $2550! I just got a freelance job that will pay me $1000.00
I only need to raise $6000.00

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula and Rosie the Riveter

Count, you said Rosie doesn't have the c*ck and balls? That's debatable. Maybe not physically, but I maintain that you two were having an alpha male pissing contest. Happy Rainbow Year 2014. I'm just staying out of it from now on.

rosie riveter said...

No, I don't think headrot was in on it. I always stand up for myself, or issues I hold close to my heart. I don't typically engage in bashing for no reason...when provoked, Ill go toe to toe, no problem, no sweat. I appreciate the sensitives here, its sweet. But im under no illusions as to what this is for me- an anonymous gossip blog- that's all really.. but if this forum gives women (and a couple men) the place to come to form friendships, I shouldn't make fun, no. For that I am sorry, people make friends where they feel comfortable. By all means, continue

Leekalicious said...

@rosie

That was a very nice apology, rosie!


@Blondie!! Yay!

Blondie! said...

To everyone--have you ever noticed that on one post people fight and the next post everyone gets along.

I don't want to get all loony and stuff, but I'm sending out a virtual hug to all the posters.

sandybrook said...

Blondie! Honestly Manhattan is probably the worst place in the world to live. I know you probably are there to be close to things but spots in Queens and over the river in NJ are close enough and far far cheaper to live in. When you are up and running again you should look there.

Leekalicious said...

Hugs to all!!

Tina Mallette said...

Blondie start one of those internet fundraising drives....

Blondie! said...

Sandy-my thoughts exactly! When I get out from this and I'm praying that I don't end up homeless. I was thinking about moving to Astoria or Brooklyn.
I just don't want to be out on the street. The very thought of being homeless scares the bejeebus out of me.
I just sent out a resume, one of my recruiters is presenting me to a firm, I'm in the process of sending out another resume and have an appointment to sell my clothing this afternoon.
I wish to god that I didn't have this short deadline over my head.

Blondie! said...

@Tina--I actually sent an email to Enty asking if he could possibly put a post here. Another CDANer reached out to me last Thursday too. They were going to see if Enty could post something on the blog because of the traffic the site gets, but they never got back to me.
I did look at two of the internet funding sites and found out that they take a percentage.
I did post in reddit under assistance too.

Blondie! said...

@Leek--big huge hug to you!

sandybrook said...

From what I hear Brooklyn is getting to be so much more expensive now than when I lived there especially downtown and the rentals are always limited. Astoria would be good possibly Forest Hills depends how close you want to be to the city.

Claudea said...

+1! Good luck @Blondie

Blondie! said...

@Sandy some parts of BK are MORE expensive than Manhattan.
I know you can still get deals in Astoria and I would look at Bushwick and anywhere else. That's for the future, right now I've got to figure out a way to raise $6000 or everything is moot and I'm homeless.
I've lived in my apt for almost 13 years. If I can pay off my back rent, then stay till May when my lease is up, hell yea, I'll move.
I'm praying that I get a job really fast.
Claudea--thank you.
And hey, if anyone's in publishing and has heard of a job opening, please let me know.

di butler said...

Keebs. Good for her.

I don't know what's going on with you, headrot, but I will give you my #, and you can call any time needed, if you want. I have experience in that area, myself.

auntliddy said...

Re:this post-primo side job! Love it! Re blondie-all thigs good headed your way. Headrot, love ya.

Blondie! said...

@di--if your comment was about the person being evicted, that would be me. I'm off to sell clothing now.

Blondie! said...

@auntliddy, thanks! I'm off to sell clothing now, I hope it brings me something, anything.
The idea of being on the street just chills me to the bone.

Jeri said...

Wish we could sort Guesses from Conversations.

Sherry said...

Blondie..I lived in Astoria and it was awesome. I wish you well and believe you will NOT be homeless.

Rosie Very eloquently put. Thank you. I have made friends through here and have even met one person. It canoot (typo and it stays for TTM) be any different than when people used paper/mail correspondence.

Headrot: You and I have much in common and I wish you well in your struggle. Maybe it gets easier but I haven't seen that yet..Guess it'll be years before I stop missing it.

crila16 said...

@ Jeri...I completely agree.

Count Jerkula said...

Only down side of Astoria is 81 Mets games a year means 81 days the traffic is hortible

BeckyMae said...

I have a friend who moved from LES to Hoboken and now it is not only heaps cheaper rent but he doesn't get slugged with as many of the NY taxes. Oh and it's quicker for him to get to work at Amex in the Financial District too!

headrot said...

@di butler, thank you, it is very much appreciated.

@sherry thank you for the support as well

everyone else: can someone link me to where rosie was giving me a hard time? i'm not upset about it, i just missed it and i'm curious what was said :)

JSierra said...

Wow, I clicked this expecting a blood bath and was pleasantly surprised! Virtual hugs to all! Watch your hands Count ;)

Blondie I've been in a similar sitch before and it blows some giant, dirty dick. I hope everything works out and in a couple of months you can look back and give a small chuckle at the absurdity of your situation (that is a lot of money they expect you to come up with in such a short amount of time! Bullshit!) Also, was the person who contacted you to help you Xander Dyle by any chance? Don't trust that stealing cunt!

headrot Idk the link, but I wouldn't waste your time looking at it either. It was two people spewing all the hateful things they could think of towards anyone they could think of. The entire thing was quite cringe worthy and not worth a revisit.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm not one to get gropey on a hug, unless im boning a chick. Couple times in my youth I may have told a chick that if she was gonna hug me good bye I was gonna cop a feel, and followed through on it. I do have a good hug fuck up story though.

My ex was small and thin, 5'3 usually around 110. So think of the reaction muscle memory, "when I hug a chick, I put my hand out this far and the bring it up to pat her back". Well one day I did a favor for a female relative who was older, taller and thicker than what I was used to hugging. When i went to give her a hug good bye, i totally palmed her ass. I froze, pulled my hand away and said See Ya. How the hellndo you explain that? "Sorry, I'm used to hugging a size 1."? Decade later and I still cringe thinking about it.

headrot said...

why were you expecting a blood bath?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Headrot, I'm with JSierra in that anytime I see a post with 50+ comments, I break out in to a spontaneous nosebleed and kidney crampage. It's been a bad month around here but looks like we may end it in a good note.

#socks

LowKey said...

This whole thread gave me a warm fuzzy feeling! Hugs for everybody!

...Count, is that your hand I'm feeling?

Rob Kardashian said...

socks for @Kristin(Wiglet)
www.agsocks.com

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Rob you are the hardest working online sock mogul I've ever known. My own personal sock shopper summoned in under 8 minutes.

It's like having baby angels on my feet. #socks

Rob Kardashian said...

Kristin, I literally work nonstop on my sock empire and my many other businesses. I am also focused on my health right now and getting in shape. Don't let Kim fool you. #teamRob
#AGSOCKS

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm not hugging the count, I am way over a size one and nobody needs a sore bum this early in the evening

headrot said...

yea, i'm enormous compared to a size 1. but ill hug you instead TTM!!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I'll take that hug, headrot! Ginge smoosh! Get in 'ere, Kristin and Claudea!

LowKey said...

Blondie, can you put up a link to your reddit post?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is "Ginge Smoosh" a redhead hug or code for something weird? Cuz I don't do those things anymore.

Count Jerkula said...

If y'all are that worried, just call out "pockets" and i'll put my hands in em so you can hug me safely.

headrot said...

put them in my pockets instead.

TalksTooMuch said...

I meant a bunch of redheads hugging, but your interpretation sounds WAY more interesting. History lesson! With diagrams! You know how to use MEMEs, right? JSierra, you know, help Kristin oot

Count Jerkula said...

@Kristin: I dont think ginge smoosh is anything bad. Minge smoosh may be a non American term for scissoring though.

Count Jerkula said...

@head rot: front or back pockets?

Leekalicious said...


Yes, more huggies for everyone!!



Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Soooo... Are we done hugging yet because it's been, like, 15 minutes and it's getting awkward.

Claudea said...

Okay okay,i'll join the circle... *hug galore* ^^

LowKey said...

He's not here to defend himself so...
*grabs Charlie's butt*

trixa25 said...
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JSierra said...

LOL TTM This is the best that I can do.

Headrot like Kristin said, any post with 50+ comments immediately makes my palms sweaty as it can only mean one thing. Internet carnage *shudders*

BONUS GINGER GIF

JSierra said...

Count

Kristinthis awkward?

TalksTooMuch said...

See! And they dressed them all in green, dang it. I don't knoe about you guys, but I spent my entire childhood dressed like a Christmas tree. My kingdom for some burnt orange! Or deep brown!

JSierra said...

Leek

Kimba said...

I come back to a virtual luv in!
And apology from Rosie and a softer Count!
Ginger kisses,
Oh my!

Blondie! said...

Hey all! I'm sorry, I've been out trying to sell stuff. I made $200. Not much, but better than nothing.
And I'm glad we're all "virtually hugging."
I've been a lurker a really long time and one of the things that made me addicted to the site was the comments and that people actually cared about each other here.

@Sherry- I have friends who live in Astoria and when I visit, I'm always astounded by all the fruit and veg stands, the restaurants and stuff.

@Count-- I'm a Yankees girl, I try to ignore the Mets as much as I can. Since I don't have a car, I get to deal with overcrowded subway trains...nothing like a smelly armpit shoved in your face in the morning!

Oh and Count, I'm small about 5'2", one of my exes was 6' 4 1/2" hugging was really weird for us!

@JSeirra-- nope, wasn't Xander. Didn't he make Iron Man tees awhile back? And yeah, they gave me a very short amount of time because they're trying really hard to push out all the rent stablized tenants and make the building have market rate rents.

@LowKey here's the link to my Reddit post
http://www.reddit.com/r/Assistance/comments/1yt1at/emergency_rent_assistance_requestedhomeless_in/

I did have a job interview today and they asked for references!

I just have to come up with $6000. I know, like I can fart this out of my butt....oh, I wish I could. Clock is ticking and I'm trying to sell as much as I can. As fast as I can. Tomorrow I'm going to try to sell more. I don't know what else to do.

Blondie! said...

HUGGING EVERYONE BACK!

Leekalicious said...

@JSierra Thanks :)

@Blondie! Great plans!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

JSierra, mmmm yup that's a pretty accurate depiction of the group hug, though the leg humping came later (I'm looking at you, Kimba)

It started all like this.

And then as the Ginge pile-on grew, the Count got all like this.

Blondie! said...

@Leek Thanks! If I'm going down, I'm going to try everything before I fall. Ooh, that sounded weird.

Thank you to everyone for listening to me and your comments. It means a lot.

TalksTooMuch said...

All right, Kimba, I know you like my boobies, I'll pretend I don't even notice a little grope! Its huggy ginges all around!

TalksTooMuch said...

Man! You guys have the best gifs!

Blondie! said...

I wish I had boobs, sigh

headrot said...

love you all! except fancy and flirty.

@blondie keep me posted. fingers crossed. remember you have a backup now, so stay calm <3

Blondie! said...

@headrot, thank you, thank you so much.
I'll keep you posted. I'm going to try Eviction Interception Services tomorrow, I realize I may be too late and I may not get an appointment, but I'm going to try to reach them.
Am going to sell more stuff, and am going to keep on trying.

Everyone--you've made me laugh, you've made me think, you've made me come back here day after day.
Thank you--all of you.
You really are a terrific bunch.

Count Jerkula said...

@Kimba: Don't listen to that HucklePig tworon. She only said that to try to bait me into interacting with her. She is old news w/ no game. I'm done kicking around ham and eggers like that.

Count Jerkula said...

The Chapelle gif got me thinking. Are all guys left nippled? My right one is just kinda there, but if I need help getting over the top, the left one is where its at.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Cripes! i take off one day to help widows and orphans, and I miss a friggin' love-fest. I did feel virtually violated yesterday (looking at you with my good eye, LowKey, but I'm cool with that.

Sheesh, I could've been the pimento in a giant ginger all-love.