Friday, February 14, 2014

Blind Item #5

This A list celebrity/singer who is out of the country today is telling friends she once almost hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who is an A list celebrity deserving of C list status. Apparently the reason they didn't completely hook up she says is because he couldn't stand to attention. She says that he tried to blame it on her.

23 comments:

trainrides said...

Rihanna and Bieber

TalksTooMuch said...

Ick. Nast. Icccicickcikckcickckkccnastsnasts

Kourtney Kardashian said...

That's just so rude. Why would you even talk about that?

timebob said...

Rihanna has been molesting Bieber for years

Count Jerkula said...

I thought RiRi pinned Bieber against the wall and grabbed his junk, frightening the lil fella. That was revealed, no? Is this a rehash?

Stepforded said...

It's very obviously Bieber and ... I'm going to go with Katy Perry.

Is anyone else surprised that Rihanna nearly lost all her fortune in '09? (She was left with very little) - Was that mooted on here?

Sherry said...

I think it is a rehash Count. I'm sure Beibs was terrified of her cooch. If anyone had vagina dentata it would be RhiRhi.

Sherry said...

How did Rhianna loose her fortune in 2009? Booze and drugs?

timebob said...

yes stepforded it was, she spent more on her tour production than the tour made. She blamed her accountants.

She would of been better off with H&R Block. Get your billion back!

Eros said...

Kesha Justin bieber (if shes out of rehab)

PotPourri said...

Rihanna is too cool for Bieber.

Kimba said...

Rhianna has only herself to blame, maybe she should get a little business wise, and pay attention to her brand. Instead partied the past few years away, no tears for Riri.
Maybe she'll do a sex tape / porn, makin'it rain with her residuals ala Farrah Ab's style.

fancyscreenname said...

@sherry
Her old accounting firm ripped her off. She went from $40 mil to $14 or 4 ( I forget) in about 4 years or so. She fired them and is suing them.

Eros said...

I agree. I don't see it. Plus chris brown &biebs are tight.

Renoblondee said...

Ahem. Katy is A+.

Harry Knuckles said...

Lots of blinds the last year or so about Lil Dickhead's limp dick. When I was 19 I was toking and drinking a fair amount, mostly on the weekends though so probably not near as much as Droopy Pants, but still, I can't remember not having a boner. At 19 a guy has a boner nonstop. It's just there. Jerk off all you want and 2 minutes later it's back. Get with your girlfriend or one of the fuck rats until you don't have the energy to stand up but lo and behold the boner still comes back. That's what it is to be a 19 year old guy. But no boner for Egg Boy. I'm starting to think the little shit is gay.

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: Opiate addiction in the form of sizzurp, cocaine use, and possibly steroids are probably whats keeping him from standing at attention.

He should invest in Caverject. Beiber shooting up his dick to get hard would be a good thing for the world. First, it would create an open wound for him to get an infection through. Second, he would get comfortable with needles, hopefully bringing him closer to ODing.

WritergirlinLa said...

If I was a young 20 something pop star Bieber would could be the last dude on earth and I wouldn't! Hate the little.......

Dexamyl said...

Well, Harry, I'm wondering the same. Somehow I bet he gets hard with his thug entourage.

Amanda Groff said...

If Katy is A+ then Rihanna is also A+

Amanda Groff said...

He could have coke dick. Usually when guys do cocaine, they can't get it up. No matter what

bellaluna said...

Oh Count, you sweet talker, you! I am LOVING your idea. Think there's any way we could get that info to him?

di butler said...

Guess this is Biebs & RiRi. :/ Ugh.