Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Blind Item #5

At a store in NYC, this was heard as two brawny guys bullied people out of the way.

"Everyone needs to clear this aisle. Move out of the aisle now. There is a celebrity coming and they will need their space. Please do not talk to or look at the celebrity. They will be here just a short time and then you can get back to shipping in this aisle. You will just have to wait."

Who shows up? This B list celebrity who is supposedly the host of some show on cable but is known for being contracted to this A+ list mostly movie actor. No one recognized her and everyone was laughing as she pretended to be shopping while paps took photos.

74 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Stacy Keibler

Rob Kardashian said...

Stacy Keibler. I'd hit it and hit it hard.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Keibler?

trainrides said...
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Cleodacat said...

Stacie Kiebler?

Count Jerkula said...

Kiebler is going to crash hard if she don't lock down a rich moron.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Step it up Enty!!!
It's been a who's-who of I don't give a fuck so far today. I'm regretting waking up for this shit but now I'm up so I'm going to do some real work for a bit but do us all right by the time I get back.

Jessi said...

Oh bloody hell, get over yourself!!

A.Irisari said...

This is from Lainey Gossip, i want to see who you guys think it is since you cant guess on that site (no fun!):

Old Grudges:

Remember his big snub?

Turns out it had something to do with his perfect wife. You wouldn't think anyone could hold anything against her -- the ideal mother, the supportive spouse -- but this goes back years, when she was a candidate for a set-up. A very powerful man set her up with a single man who needed a girlfriend. A professional meeting turned into him knowing everything about her -- too much about her -- and a very strange gift: wildlife. She ran the f-ck away and didn't look back, offending the major Hollywood player who tried to broker the romance. He was so disappointed in her that he put out the word -- he won't work with her anymore. And eventually, when it came for her now-husband to rise to acclaim, and against his own project no less, he called in every contact he could to make sure that the husband's name wasn't included, though in the end, even he couldn't control the outcome.

NomNom83 said...

So... we should expect to see this "revealed" via the photos today, yes?

Kourtney Kardashian said...

You couldn't afford her Rob. It would cut into your donut budget.

Unknown said...

Waking up just now, where are you from LadyH?

Renoblondee said...

Interesting blind @A. Hmmm

Vera said...

Ewwwww - who would hit it back Rob? Gross!!!! You are gross!

Seven of Eleven said...

I hate it when I have to stop shipping for a celeb. UPS waits for no one. :/

nurysp said...

NOW thats a freaking blind!

so she acted too
wife mother
whose "NOW" husband name is rising

Rob Kardashian said...

I DON'T EAT DONUTS ANYMORE, KOURT!!!
Just this morning, before my important business meeting, I had nutritious plate of grapefruit accompanied by a tomato omelet, all before going on a five mile run. So there, stupid.

BeautifulStranger said...

Affleck and Garner?

Gemini said...

I find myself more interested in A. Irisari's blind....the devoted spouse/mom sounds like, maybe, Jennifer Garner, but I don't know how the other info fits.

VIPblonde said...

Yep. Should be marked easy easy

Kourtney Kardashian said...

I've seen how you eat grapefruit and how you make omlets. Is there any sugar or cheese left in the house?

Don't call me stupid,piglet. You make Khloe look thin.

Gemini said...

Great minds, BeautifulStranger : )

Rob Kardashian said...

And you make Khloe look smart.

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, you did not go for a run this morning. Mom's PI saw you driving through McDonalds! And stop ditching sunrise surf with Bruce and Brody. You know that's a condition of being in the wedding! You're not going to get away with wearing a hoodie like you did at my engagement!!

sugarbread maker said...

Harvey weinstein. Jennifer Garner, Argo, Ben, maybe Tom Cruise. She Was Rumored To Have Been "Auditioned" Same Time As Katie. Tommy Is Known For Over The Top Gestures.
Ben and Jennifer won in the end though.

MM said...

I thought Jennifer Garner, but she starred in Butter in 2011, which was executive produced by Weinstein.

Rob Kardashian said...

Oh go exercise your face muscles, Kim. You'll need them to fake smile during your wedding with Yeezus.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Cali. I got to sleep in til 7:30 today which is awesome! But I pretty much have been working non-stop because I am defending my dissertation proposal in a couple weeks. That is why I'm fucking around on CDAN, procrastinating & trying not to freak the hell out. Thanks for the funsies

Kourtney Kardashian said...

I don't know why you are including him. He's the reason you had to rent a bigger venue with Xtra large seats.

Kim Kardashian said...

You're so right, Kourt! I should just replace him with Brody. The pictures will turn out so much better if they don't have to use a wide lens. And don't get pregnant again before the wedding!!

EastCoaster said...

@sugarbread maker - My thoughts exactly! Ben was denied a Best Director nomination, but certainly did triumph with the Best Picture producing win. Good for him! He's such a talented director.

Kim Kardashian said...

Oh, Rob. I don't need to fake anything with Ye. But Adrienne told about all of the faking she used to have to do with you after you two broke up. Why do you think she never gave you a second chance?

Brody Jenner said...

I'll be there! Unless it conflicts with a club appearance, of course

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jennifer Garner/I'm fucking Ben Affleck/Harvey Weinstein

I'm going to guess the fourth: Brett Ratner and his "wildlife." Homeboy is skeezy personified. Maybe wildlife refers to the bowls of shrimp he allegedly faps with?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks @A :)

0_0 said...

Why do people allow bodyguards and celebrities to get away with this shit?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hola Lady H: Does your dissertation deal with quantum mechanics? If so, I'll just smile and nod, and pretend that I understand. I can maintain steady eye contact, however.

Leekalicious said...

@Lady H

Don't know you, but good luck...Sometimes the brain just needs a rest...

WritergirlinLa said...

I got to shop in a store closed for a celebrity once. We had a blast!

Rob Kardashian said...

Adrienne never had any complaints in the lovin' department, Kim. She didn't just lay there like a cold, dead fish either. I cheated on her, I am ashamed to admit it but everyone knows. That is why she never gave me a second chance. NOT because she wasn't happy in the bedroom. In fact, we had some ex-sex a few times because she kept wanting more Rob.

And can you stop pretending that you actually take care of igNORI? You know your army of nannies does everything for you and you just hold her when she is quiet and happy.

Sherry said...

I wouldn't get out of the aisle. What can they do? Touch you and they can be sued for some big bux!

I like A's blind and Sugarbread's answer. What sort of "wildlife" did Tommie give her? A puppy or a bird of prey (have NO idea why that comes to mind). Now there's the interesting part!

Kim Kardashian said...

Ew, Rob! I just threw up in my mouth a little with your descriptions of "your loving" and your flashbacks to Paris Hilton's cold dead fish sex tape.

And you know that I'm always with Nori! She's napping right now

Rob Kardashian said...

When is the wedding again? Oh, yeah. Never.

fontlover said...

EAT A SOCK ROB #ARGYLE

Karen said...

Jennifer Garner and Harvey Weinstein appear to be friendly, given pictures of them through a google image search. This does sound like her, so I wonder who it could be besides him.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

He would only eat a sock if it had frosting and sprinkles.

Rob Kardashian said...

Kourt you are so slow that when you have a brainstorm it's just a drizzle. In a battle of wits, you come unarmed.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Get that from your 5th grade 'insult' book,tubby?

Rob Kardashian said...

Shut up, stupid. Can you even read a book, moron?

fontlover said...

ROB'S SUNRISE SURFING IS MOTORBOATING FRITOS #BREAKFASTOFTAMPIONS

Rob Kardashian said...

#WHATISATAMPION?

Sprink said...

True, but I love how @A just sashayed in here with an "I'm bored to tears with Enty today, lets try something new" and put BD Cooper to shame with that hijack.

fontlover said...

NO GOOGLE ON LEAPPAD?!!!! #BUTTPLUG4AGUN

Sprink said...

Yes yes...DB.

crila16 said...

Stacy is a B list. Oh please. If you ask me, she's a C list. She only hit B for a short period of time when she dated George.

KhloeK said...

Kunt

#whogetscalledtheslowone

KhloeK said...

Dikk.

#whomakesafortuneonsocks

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Bitch

#whogetscalledsasquatch

KhloeK said...

#ITSASPANISHTAMPONFATTY

KhloeK said...

#mymilkshakebringsyourmantotheyard

KhloeK said...

#thelordlovesmypeterpan

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Shut up.
Just stop.

#atleastwearebothstilltogether

go cruise for more strange, you walking weave

Kim Kardashian said...

Kourt! Khlo needs our support right now. She's going through a very tough time, and more importantly, she's looking great these days! Keep up the good work in the gym, Kokes!

Kourtney Kardashian said...

She needs to stay away from my man Kim.

All I can say is you better keep Kay on a short leash when she's around.

Kim Kardashian said...

Don't worry, Kourt! I keep my man satisfied. That, and he thinks Khlo is fugly (sorry Khloe)

Rob Kardashian said...

#LIKEYOUSPEAKSPANISH
#ELSTUPIDO

fontlover said...

MARRIAGE ISN'T A LEASH OR A LEASE #GOTIT #HITIT #UWANTIT

http://i6.cdnds.net/13/09/450x450/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-naked-lofficiel-magazine-cover_1.jpg

KhloeK said...

#manguntnobueno

KhloeK said...

Thanks Kimmy! I don't hate your feet because they're fat, they're fat because...ya know.

Kourt-Sleep with one eye open Slowan

Jacq said...

Now I can't tell whether Lazy Enty will copy & paste blinds from Brandi Glanville, Lainey, or our comments. Get it together, Enty!

Seven of Eleven said...

@LadyH, ugh, so stressful. What's your dissertation on?

It amuses me that they call it "defending". Like you walk into this room and a giant white light is pointed at your eyes while faceless professors ask you cryptic questions. Who is Laura Palmer? Why do you think puppies are cute? Did you take a Xanax today? You can't handle the truth! It's almost like setting you up for panic. (Don't worry, you'll be fine and there will be no white lights in your eyes. :b)

EmiChan said...

Camilla Alves

di butler said...

Stacey Keibler Elf & her new shopping game show on whoknowswhatthefuck channel. But, the bitch has the best damn legs I've ever seen. They are about as long as my whole body. Jealous.

Aoife said...

Being a born and bred New Yorker (NYC) I'm surprised anyone moved. I'm pretty sure they stayed where they were and laughed their asses off at this idiot. Celebs live in NYC because we really give less than a fuck who you are. Live and let live is our motto.