Thursday, February 13, 2014

Blind Item #6

The worst person of the day award goes to this B list mostly movie actress who is all about being famous no matter who she has to sleep with. Right now she kind of hit the jackpot with that and is not shy about dropping his name when things don't go her way. Last night she was at the after party for her latest movie and was talking to her co-star who used to be a really big shot and is having a comeback year. At one point our actress was talking about her boyfriend and the actor said, "When you broke up with him for a day or two though it didn't take you long to find your way into my trailer naked though did it?" Right in front of ten people he said this. The actor in question is married.

43 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Amber Heard / Kevin Costner

Lisa said...

Heard-Costner

Unknown said...

Amber Heard/Johnny Depp/ Harrison Ford

BeckyMae said...

Margot Robbie, but I'm not. Sure she has a SO?

Kamila said...

amber heard

Lisa said...

Uh, dammit VIP?

VIPblonde said...

@Lisa ;)

rikkitikkitavi said...

oh, amber! she reminds me of those girls in the movie swingers who sleep in an airstream trailer out in the desert.

Matt & Jess said...

Amber Skankass Heard

Bruce Jenner said...

Who is Amber Heard? I've never heard of her. I know who Kevin Costner is, Dances with Wolves is still a great movie!

rikkitikkitavi said...

#bustinoutoftucson or where ever amber hails from

Stepforded said...

He's just as bad as her for saying that though ...

“He who throws dirt always loses ground.” Chinese Proverb

“One who defames another's character, also defames their own.” African Proverb

Anna Belle said...

Amber...will DO anything...have sex with anyTHING if it will make her famous

Stepforded said...

I struggle to understand what Johnny sees in her. Vanessa is a sweetheart, the mother of his children, and most probably the love of his life. If the marriage goes ahead it won't last ... he's a lot more into her than she is him. #MidLifeCrisis

Seven of Eleven said...

Truthfully, I've never heard of Heard (ha) outside of this blog and wouldn't even recognize her in anything, even though I've seen several of the movies listed on her IMDB credits. That said, Costner wouldn't have room to talk - he's not exactly Old Faithful himself.

Count Jerkula said...

@Bruce: This is Amber Heard

NSFW

wanton said...

我是一个中国谚语

Bruce Jenner said...

Well oh my! Thanks Count Jerkula. Also, my son Rob thinks you're very funny.

Rob Kardashian said...

Bruce, I told that to you in confidence. But I do appreciate the naked chick pics.

Stepforded said...

您是一米線 ;-)

BeckyMae said...

Ramen or udon, Stepforded?

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Rob! Sorry I didn't realize that. Well, it's good to spread some positivity around.

Renoblondee said...

Never seen Heard in anything at all. But she's A list. Eyeroll.

Count Jerkula said...

@Rob: You like this lil slice and landing strip? NSFW

rajahcat said...

funny line by Costner to Heard-but not so funny I'd imagine to his wife though.......

or maybe she just showed up naked and nothing happened in the trailer---???? yeah right

teresa crane said...

UGH. Amber Heard is such a skank!!

I really really hope Johnny wakes up from his midlife crisis and breaks it off with her.

Stepforded said...

@BeckyMae - no, not Margot - she's still here (NZ) filming 'Z for Zachariah'. And, no, she doesn't have a partner.

rikkitikkitavi said...

hop on pop is her power animal
#drseuss

Count Jerkula said...

I feel bad that VIP posts dick pix, I post naked chicks, and no one posts anything for everyone's favorite new poster, Bruce. Here ya go, Champ. Enjoy.

All NSFW Links.

Could almost pass for a stepdaughter...uh stepson....uh

Bruce, do you like your chicks with big dicks?

Or do you like em w/ lil units?



Bruce Jenner said...

Oh Count Jerkula. I appreciate the thought buddy, but dont you worry about me! I'm good, thanks.

crila16 said...

Amber and Kevin C.

Rob Kardashian said...

I'm not allowed to publicly comment on that, Count Jerkula.
(But just between us, YES!)

Lisa said...

@VIP-
I just fell in love with you. I LOVE that scene.

Count Jerkula said...

@Rob: You do know who that is right?

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

"Whooa here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you up!"

Maneater- Hall and Oates

Yes. It is music metaphor day!

Alita said...

Interesting barometer - if Count posted this Amber Heard pic 17 hours ago, as I imagine, we know that in that time 386 people (including yours truly! And some Kardashians/Cardassians) opened a nsfw link just from reading this thread.

This means we're a teensy bit pervy, and gives an idea how many people read not just the page but the comments (given standardised click ratios).

She looks good here, too. Very amateur porny - but preamble funning, not steamy.

Alita said...

Not so popular - 178 views in 17 hours. I guess this one didn't explicitly state it was Amber Heard (so I assume it's not, pic is of exactly what it says on the label.  

Count Jerkula said...

Alita bugged me out. I didn't know imgur showed how many views to the public. I thought I was hacked.

Within the past month, imgur has added a Stat feature that is pretty cool. They always gave the bandwidth used and the # of views, but now they break it down and graph it for you.

Example (Probably NSFW cause there is a thumbnail of Heard's titties)

Usually, after a day or 2, the pics I post here, SFW or NSFW, get between 130 and 250 views.

Imgur used to give you a panel of your Top Ten Most Viewed pics, which I miss. At the time it stopped I had a banner ad signature from a message board w/ over 450k views, and a pic of Reese Witherspoon w/ a black eye that had 50k+ views. They were both embedded, so that jumps the #s compared to people having to click a link.

That second pic was a screen capture from KimK's sex tape.

Ragnar Lothbrok aka Enty circa 1002 said...

+++ Amber Heard. Wake up Johnny. she drops your sexy meter (although it has been pretty low since PotC)

Alita said...

Sorry dude, didn't mean to freak you out - I've always see the number of views on imagur.

Count Jerkula said...

It's cool, Alita. I was half asleep when I saw your comments, and got all WTF?

soulakuarian said...

@teresa crane Johnny need to wake the feck up indeed!I remember him promoting his movies in France and He had an answer about why He never married Vanessa, in a nutshell it was "Why marry a woman named Paradis(=Heaven)and change her name?" She's doing mighty fine on her own MERCI BEAUCOUP.He's like most of us regular folks

di butler said...

Heard might get dropped by Depp and dropped down to Z list herself. Karma can get ya.