Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Blind Item #6

This current Academy Award nominee kept trying to convince a 15 year old teen to go back to his hotel room while he was in her country. He knew she was 15. She came up to him and wanted a photo and after the photo he kept trying to get her phone number and kept touching her and telling her they should go party.

100 comments:

Catherine said...

Woody Allen

Count Jerkula said...

Need more info. If 15 is legal in that country, then there is no problem.

VIPblonde said...

@Count It sounds like it's written to be a non-British dude at the BAFTA's over the weekend

katydid said...

I hate to say this because I love Fassy's looks but sadly it sounds like him. Wasn't there a blind when he was dating Mia and wanted her to look even younger?

sugarbread maker said...

Jared Leto.

crila16 said...

Matthew McConaughey

sugarbread maker said...

I think that was Shia ladouche.

Violet said...

Leo was at the Baftas wasn't he?

Chris said...

Jared Leto

hothotheat said...

Leto. He likes em young and his band has been in Europe for the last week or so.

rosie riveter said...

hubba hubba

rajahcat said...

current AA nominee..........just sayin'

Tae Scott said...

It really don't matter the age of consent (it's 16)
@Count Jerkula the person in question is easily 20+ years older than the girl.

Guesses
This must have happened during the baftas. Leto and Allen weren't there so:
Michael fassbender
Leonardo Dicaprio
Bradley Cooper
Christian Bale

Count Jerkula said...

@VIP: then that is terrible, because GB is 16 to consent.

I'll go with Scorsese, since the blind just says it is a man, not an actor.

Angela said...

Scorsese would be shorter than a 15 year old girl.

Count Jerkula said...

@Tae: Who cares about the age difference? I'm only interested in legality.

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula

It is a big problem, legal or not, as a 15 year old is still a child, and is not mature enough to decide what is in her best interests (other than in the next 5 minutes of her life).

Do you mean to tell me that if you had a 15 year old daughter, that you would not mind if some guy tried to talk her into sex?

Bruce Jenner said...

YUCK! This is repulsive.

crila16 said...

Could be Bradley Cooper.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560455/Suki-Waterhouse-elegant-pastel-dress-matching-jacket-enjoys-night-dapper-boyfriend-Bradley-Cooper.html

hothotheat said...

Since the fan was 15 and wanted a photo, this would be someone recognizable to a 15 year old. Probably not Scorsese. I still say Leto but Leo fits too. Doubt many Fassy fans in UK are under 30.

rosie riveter said...

Uh-oh. Leek, RUN. RUN NOW. these people are fickle fickle fickle. also, very few original thoughts. You piss one off, 25 more will suddenly realize they're tough shit and stick up for the in crowd. much like highschool. only worse. really.

Jennabean said...

@ hotshot he could have fans that young from X-men. That's the only movie I've ever seen him in

Jennabean said...

@ Rosie I think @ leek put their statement together very nicely and agree 100%. Just because we like count doesn't
Mean we agree with him on everything he says

Jennabean said...

@hothotheat stupid auto correct!

Leekalicious said...

@rosie

No worries, Rosie, I've been lurking many many years.

rosie riveter said...

ok. phew.
As you were.

Leekalicious said...

@Jennabean

Thx for that. Count's borderline-pedophilia is a non-negotiable for me, and must touch (sorry) every other facet of his life. Therefore it's difficult for me to enjoy his posts.

KhloeK said...

Preach Brucie!

rosie riveter said...

oh my...well said leek. I added three amounts of bad language, 4 servings of whorecuntsluts and a couple tblspns of fuckoffs in my posts to him and the followers.
Perhaps that's the wrong approach, as I see he hasn't responded to your rational/logical post... Interesting.

Bruce Jenner said...

This girl is a year younger than Kylie, that is disgusting and sick! She is a kid for Gods sake. I dont even want to know who this jerkoff is.

Rob Kardashian said...

Well said, Bruce.

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: I'm not looking to bang 15y/o's, and your opinion may be that they are incapable of adult decisions, and maybe the American ones are, but in many parts of the world, they are legal to have sex with.

If I had a 15y/o daughter, would I want some old dude banging her? No, I wouldn't want anyone banging her, and I would hope that I raised her to have enough brains in her head to make an intelligent decision. The reality of it is that it is going to happen some time, kids are going to live life.

Also, borderline-pedophilia is a stupid term just like borderline-speeding or borderline-intelligent would be stupid.

If you are vehement in your beliefs, then you should stop purchasing items from China, where the AOC is 14, and don't vacation in Central and SOuth America, where the AOC in some countries is 12.

World Age of Consent Map.

hothotheat said...

So according to that map 15 is legal age in France? Leto was in Paris and Lille very recently with his band.

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

No, no, no, please not Jared Leto.

Topper Madison said...

Am I the only one who is unnerved that there is a world age of consent map?!

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula

Legal is not the same as ethical. That is someone's daughter, son, sister, brother. Further than that, it is a child.

I don't think your obsession with legality of Age of Consent is based on the rights of the teenager - it is whether YOU would go to jail if caught.

Leekalicious said...

@rosie

I get what you were doing, rosie, just seeing what would happen if YOU used the same language that Count uses everyday. You got shat on, point rosie.

Stepforded said...

Gross whoever he is.

Talking of the BAFTAs, Harvey Weinstein's wife is so gorgeous! http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/photos/kate-middleton-recycles-alexander-mcqueen-dress-for-buckingham-palace-party-with-the-queen-slideshow/georgina-chapman-harvey-weinstein-buckingham-palace-dramatic-arts-reception-photo-1392717649606.html

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: I'm not worried about getting caught, because I rarely come in contact w/ bims under 21, much less under 18, or 16 here in NJ. If a chick can't designated drive for me, she is too much hassle.

@Topper: Google Image Search "Age of Consent Map" with USA, Europe, Asia, etc and there are a bunch that come up. You can search anything on there and it will come up. From enema porn to gifs from your favorite movie (SFW) or show. NSFW GOT gif (Theon Greyjoy's dick fo a betch).



@Leek: Rosie the HucklePig may have used the same words, but she did not use them properly like I do. That Pig may be able to read, but she has no ability to comprehend.

rosie riveter said...

oh Leek, please take time out in your day to thank your parents for raising a very intelligent human being. bless you. This is the most refreshing thing ive read all week. Esp considering you are going against the popular views..very difficult (at times)to be a free thinker- it is a very impressive trait.

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

15 is too fucking young anywhere in the world. I give 2 fucks what some idiots think in countries where half the population is in need of indoor plumbing. In this little enlightened corner of western civilization, where we pretend to have this thing called morality we know better than to fuck 15 year old CHILDREN! Likening the of purchase goods from China for which you may not have substitute goods available, to flying into a foreign country to seek out sexual liaisons which are tacitly illegal in your home country is a fundamentally flawed comparison. @count you are usually on point but the logic in that argument is fundamentally flawed. On action is passively or unknowingly participating in a malicious action. The other is a seeking behavior, which requires premeditation, the rejection of established morality/legality (home country laws), and tye desire to victimize.

Tina Mallette said...

Don't forget many countries have special provisions though,the age of consent is 14 if the other party is no older than 18 etc etc or under 14, the age difference can't be great than 5 years etc etc

0_0 said...

I had sex with a 14 year old. I thought she was older because she drove over to see me.
I was 14, too.
It was so ethically wrong!

Leekalicious said...

@rosie

Thanks rosie -

#teamrosie

Kittyhawk said...

I am a very casual reader and have never commented here but even I have noticed this count character. I am so glad occasionally people speak up.

Kittyhawk said...

There surely are many pornaddled brains like him, and his "look at me flaws and all, hard inside and out, it's ok cos I am smart" shtick isn't even rare to see - but do we have to witness your dysfunction on a regular basis on a nonporn page? I often have to skip over his comments if I am reading comm

kpist said...

Count, if this were your sister or daughter, you would see this differently, no?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Bruce Dern

rosie riveter said...

:)

feraltart said...

In Australia we had a teenager who met AFL players through her school because she was good at sports. I think she gave her phone number & one of these so-called men rang her & used her for sex. She ended up dropping out of school & being vilified by other adults. The dick who started it all by being unprofessional & taking advantage of her got off scot free.
It is always the ADULTS responsibility to act in the best interest of the child.

Jessie said...

And now you've made me think about that horrid manager we were all exposed to because of the story.

auntliddy said...

Done

Sprink said...

No, you're not, but the Internet made it inevitable.

Think of it as another weapon of education. That's how I try to see it for my daughter. And my sons.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yaaaaay, this again. Thanks, DT, for the directions to the quagmire

rosie riveter said...

*Crickets*

Tara said...

Leto. Enty just posted a photo of him saying he's "still out of the country." There are also r@pe allegations on tumblr. BUMMER.

Count Jerkula said...

@Howard: I don't think the dude went out of country to pick up young chicks, he was there and one approached him. It didn't read like a premeditated thing.

@Tina: Yes there are laws like that, but with a quick browse of Wiki, our southern neighbor Mexico has a federal law stating 12 is the age of consent, w/ no restriction regarding the other parties age. State laws vary there.

Funny thing is that it is a crime to have sex with someone 12-18 if consent was obtained by deceit. Is it possible to get laid w/o deceit?

@Kittyhawk: Thanks for thinking I'm smart. Any complaints about my comments should be directed to the website's administrators. They have the power to delete anything they see fit.

@kpist: Sure, but I'm in NJ where the AOC is 16. After that, I wouldn't have any say.

Kids are gonna fuck up and make bad decisions, it is part of growing up. Whether it is boning the wrong people or texting while driving or mouthing off to the wrong person, sometimes you gotta let em learn from their mistakes. Lord knows if you shelter them too much, you do more harm than good.

plokzy said...

All you people should stfu. Nobody is denying the perversity of banging a 15 year old - who will get fucked, played with and dumped by boys her age, FOR THAT IS CALLED LIVING LIFE. This ideal of 15 year old teenagers as pristine delicate flowers is borderline-retarded (see what I did there?).

Count was just stating the legality of tge situation, in plain crude terms that we can all understand. Fuck your moral stance, look at what your own teenagers are doing before stating how they are.

fancyscreenname said...

@plottsky
borderlinepedohilesayswhat?
(Eyeroll)
The majority of us with string feelings against thus issue are women /mothers. So fucking EXCUSE the high moral ground. That's why u men should b playing football some fucking where or go to a male friendly site. If notthen fucking CHILL AND LET US BETCHES "TALK".

fancyscreenname said...

#fuckediting

fancyscreenname said...

And if u don't like the moral high ground just wait til our periods sync. Then your ass is really trouble!

>:^(

Leekalicious said...

@plokzy

Nobody is denying the perversity of banging a 15-year-old? I guess that's why Count Jerkula has every known fact about Age of Consent on hot keys? Have his posts been about kids THE SAME AGE???

I do watch my kids, thanks for asking.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fancyscreenname, I believe the anomaly you are referring to is called "shark week." Carry on everyone.

rosie riveter said...


"before stating how they are"

was a great way to wrap up that philosophical paragraph. very well done. ..
....only...
..not..

rosie riveter said...

..and also,
Nobody is denying the perversity of banging a 15yr old..
except..wait, and heres where it gets good...
They actually ARE denying that, plokzy.
*AWKWARD*

Seabee said...

Trying to pressure any woman of any age to go back to your room for a quick fuck is classless and gross. Most of these celebrities don't bathe and chain smoke. How attractive. It is so nice to interact with gentlemen. Thank God there are few left on the planet.

Count Jerkula said...

@leek: I've had this argument before. I have utilized the wonders of the Google today and in the past. I know though, I'm bad for bringing facts to an argument. Next time I'll just pigheadedly yammer on, so I fit the norm.

fancyscreenname said...

First off Kristin RE your name.....AWESOME!

Second, I extend to u my fondest Tehehehe. ;^)

auntliddy said...

Talking about adult males having sex with minor females, with all we know about young girls sold into sexual slavery, some as young as 12, is sickening to me. It isnt cool or hip, its morally wrong. As well as soul crushing for the young female involved. Trivializing this subject with silly banter and mock in depth discussions of where in the world this sick behavior is legal is just beyond the pale.

plokzy said...

@everyone

Count: staying age of consent laws. Stating a fact. I repeat, STATING.

All other PMS-Ing commenters: stating a moral high ground. Dictating what's right or wrong. Ill say it, PREACHING.

Therefore, count wins and you all look like moralistic buffoons. The opinion doesnt even matter, i dont talk to people who's stance is "my way or nothing else". Keep the sermons for Sunday, people.

plokzy said...

Lol still made more sense than what you just did there, no?

I mean... You understand...
What I'm saying...
... Right...
?

fancyscreenname said...

@plopsy

U are not right. Fact doesn't trump female emotion on this issue. We find it gross and unacceptable PERIOD. ((PUN INTENDED) )

I cannot predict what my 8yo will do in 7-8 years but my prayers are that she doesn't find herself under some scumbag old fucker. U r less of a gentleman for taking such a strong stance on this. Learn when to pick your battles, "SIR".

Renoblondee said...

Too much fighting lately. :(

LetLoveRule said...

There's also a big difference (ethically, and sometimes legally) between two teens having consensual sex (which is part of normal development, in my opinion) and someone much older sleeping with a teenager. The scenario involving two teens is less likely to cause emotional damage.

So if you aren't a teen, you shouldn't be sleeping with teens. Simple enough?

LowKey said...

Count said:
Kids are gonna fuck up and make bad decisions, it is part of growing up. Whether it is boning the wrong people or texting while driving or mouthing off to the wrong person, sometimes you gotta let em learn from their mistakes. Lord knows if you shelter them too much, you do more harm than good.

^YES. Well said.

Cee Kay said...

@Rosie and Leek - can you get off your high fucking horses please? I am SO sick of all the bitching about Count. Like it or not, he IS beloved here (and he's funny and smart and usually right, if you even bother to note the subtext or even, you know, the actual text in what he says!) so either make your point and then shut up or go somewhere else to bitch. I am just done with all the whining.

LetLoveRule said...

Count said:
Kids are gonna fuck up and make bad decisions, it is part of growing up. Whether it is boning the wrong people or texting while driving or mouthing off to the wrong person, sometimes you gotta let em learn from their mistakes. Lord knows if you shelter them too much, you do more harm than good.

What does that have to do with older people creeping on them, and being called out for doing so? I didn't hear anyone blaming the kids for being taken advantage of, did I miss something?

BeckyMae said...

+1 @ceekay the Count can be abrasive and divisive with his comments/language but he often has a very good point. I don't always agree with him either.

I've said it before, as have others, this is a D-grade blind gossip site not an International Convention for High Horses!

Slap-n-Tickle said...

There is a big difference between two teenagers having sex and a 15 year old being pestered into having sex with a 40+ year old man, as Leto is *if* this is him..

LowKey said...

@Cee Kay, @BeckyMae: Careful now, disagreeing with Rosie automatically means you're mindless lemmings that can't think for yourselves. Welcome to the flock, fellow sheep!

rosie riveter said...

Poopsy, youre slipping.
Nothing sense makes much a are you that saying. DERP.
what was I just saying?
Oh right. Fuck off.
The End.

all you other sheep too. don't like it? don't read it. I don't like the stupid shit you write most the time. do I say anything? yes, sometimes. ok, a lot of times.
so stop reading. or read more. or knit. or watch porn between a 12 and 40 yr old from south America, where its totally legal and not a problem at all.
but whatever you do, for fucksake, quit reading these if they bother you.

Count Jerkula said...

@Plokzy: +1

@Fancy: You seem to be an intelligent and caring mom. I doubt you have to worry about your girl, because you will raise her right.

@LowKey, CeeKay, BeckyMae: Thanks.

@LetLoveRule: Pass. You will keep adding 1+1 and getting 11, no matter what I type.

@Slap n Tickle: If its legal, it is legal. If it aint, it aint.

RowdyRodimus said...

@Count Seems a lot of people don't understand what a work is, do they?

Count Jerkula said...

Rowdy: The next clue they get will be their first.

That's why I put the Rosie Pig out with the trash on Sunday. I'm done fiddlin around with jobbers. Ric Flair didn't work with the Mulkeys day in and day out, so why the hell should I? Feed me fresh meat with potential, or someone with some title aspirations. If they wanna ride Space Mountain, they gonna have to earn a ticket.

Woooooo WOOOOOOOO! Wooooooooo. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (sfw)

LowKey said...

"...quit reading these if they bother you"
Maybe you should take your own advice?
I think we'd all appreciate it thankyouverymuch.
Byeeeeeeee


Aoife said...

Rape charges on Tumblr about who? Leto? Any link?

Katie said...
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Altagracia CD said...

Count Jerkula and your borderline-pedophilia, you make me sick reading you are trying to justify Pedohpilia and that is someone who think is correct, i dont know which country in America or center America is ligal have sex with adoult when youa re 15 i would like to know and I am Dominican i am from Center America and in My country is ligal when you are 18 YEARS OLD, sop stop lying you sicko, ofcourse this wolrd is full of disgusting men searching in the world country for haveing sex with LOLITAS, luckily now most of the country in the world are taking action to protect their children

Count Jerkula said...

@Altagracia: Click the link to the map I provided, or Search North America Age of Consent on Wikipedia. Costa Rica and Honduras are 15. If you go further south, Bolivia just requires "age of puberty". Your profile says you are from Spain. AOC is 13 there.

I'm not trying to justify pedophilia, I'm just trying to show the pearl clutchers that different countries have different laws. The 1/8 of weed that is legal in Washington could lead to lats of jail time in the Middle East or Asia. Everyone likes to pretend the entire world has to abide by American values, when that is far from the truth.

B626 said...

Yup, didn't think Leto liked girls anyway. Gotta be Cooper

Lucas said...

I'm home sick today, so why not wade right into the bullshit.

FWIW it is commonly accepted that Mary was 14 when she gave birth to Jesus, at which time she was married to Joseph. Since the bulk of western morality has its roots in Judeo-Christian theology there is something for you to chew on.

And before you even start, no, I don't think fucking 15 year-olds is okay. Even if it is legal. But for that matter I am not much interested in women under 30 either.

ms snarky said...

@Count - I love you, even when you're being a jerkula.

Can any of you guys get that he's a character on here? Just chill. I don't believe Count ever said he was seducing children. In fact, he said exactly the opposite. Keep your grandma panties on straight.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lucas: Feel better, Dude.

If Mary was 14, then that makes god a pedophile. They should lock him up. And he took that poor girl's virginity?? What a sleaze. Yet so many glorify him. Repulsive.


@ms snarky: Thanks, Betch.

Love lift us up where we belong.
Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high. Love lift us up where we belong. Above where the h8rz dwell, in and ignorance hell.

:P

di butler said...

I'm a mother to two kids older than 21, and a grandmother to seven, (5 steps), and I am looking at it as Count is-legality. I find it gross, and it is upsetting, but I don't make the rules.
That said-how about Bruce Dern? I've always heard he was freaky, and not in a good way.

Altagracia CD said...

I am Dominican, and I´m in Spain for the moment, cunt your moral relativism makes me sick, then as you says Pederasty, pedophilia or incest are a matter of law "its only juridical matters" as killings, torture are and in some country in the world still being ligal some of then, what always call my attention is , how it is always MEN are trying to look for argument to justify pedophilia,I have never seen a woman trying to minimize these types of problems why Men does?,

Altagracia CD said...

Please let me see where di you see that in spain the age of having sex as or with a adult is 13 years

Altagracia CD said...

And as for teh blind Item could be Michael fassbender, Leto or Bradley Cooper, this guy (Bradley cooper) allow PDA of him with a very very young girl in a park in PARIS reading lolita novels(Vladimir Nabokov), and what was very creepy it that this girls looks as a minor, which it seems to me Cooper is obessed with very young girls becaouse he says one that he ven make a thesis of that Novels Lolita

Count Jerkula said...

Wikipedia link to AOC in Spain No caveat about both parties being within so many years of each other, just if they are under 16 you can't deceive them.

I'm not trying to justify anything, only point out that laws are different across the world.

If you want to hear women justify pedophilia, then you have to read the stories of the female teachers banging their male students that have been all the rage here for years. Those situations are additionally deplorable, because the women are using a position of power to prey on the boys.

TalksTooMuch said...

Read "Tampa" by Alissa Nutting for more info

Altagracia CD said...

That is why people have to be carefully with wikipedia, this the link of Police departament that says very clear its 16 the age of sexual consent IN SPAIN here the link http://www.foropolicia.es/foros/la-edad-minima-de-consentimiento-sexual-pasara-de-los-13-a-t114950.html