Thursday, February 20, 2014

Blind Item #6

This B list foreign born female singer with some very famous friends was at the Elle Syle Awards. At one point during the night she was so drunk that she lifted her dress and revealed she was going commando. She then sat down on the lap of a married actor and said she wanted to see if he liked her. She did this right in front of the guy's wife.

71 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Whora? Is this you, gurrrl?

Derek Harvey said...

Lily Allen

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Rita Ora

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Dammit Lady H! Jessi J was also there and had her clamarama hanging out.

sugarbread maker said...

Lily Allen

Derek Harvey said...

k---Jessie is lezz

Lady Heisenberg said...

I was thinking that too. But Whora seemed more consistent due to her famous friends (ie JayZ) and her proclivities for married men (ditto again JayZ). Also, her dress was more poofy, hinting she could "lift it" up. Jessie J's dress wouldn't require a lift, maybe just a sneeze, to flash her pink parts

rajahcat said...

well that's just rude....

Violet said...

@kristin - never not funny. JJ's outfit and makeup were, errm, interesting, although sadly a trouser suit so not her.

Anna Belle said...

Jesse dress was tight, wouldn't be too easy to pull up, although it did look like she was wearing panties

Rita's dress was long & flowing, she could've easily pulled it up, then hiked it up to sit on a guy's lap...she also has much more the rep for this kind of disrpectful trash

Lady Heisenberg said...
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sugarbread maker said...

Ot. Have you seen the photos of Mario Lopez groping snookie's breasts? ? She looks pissed.

Derek Harvey said...

@Sugar
Hide ya kids hide ya wife
JT Slater feelin frisky...AGAIN

libby said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

Jessie J is gay y'all, she's not sitting on some dude's lap

Derek Harvey said...

OMG LIBBY was HERE!!!!! *swoons*
jokesjokes

AsileM said...

It has to be Kylie Minogue. Her and her teeth!

T. E. Cuz said...

echo @derek, jesse might be more interested in the wife than the husband

Sugar said...

Hi Derek! Are you talking to me?

Derek Harvey said...
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Derek Harvey said...

oh nvmnd!!!! other sugar lol
theres a sugarbread make now ya know ; )

Sugar said...

Yes. I am libby.

I thought you said @Sugar up there^^ so I was wondering if you were hollering at moi.

Derek Harvey said...

@SUGAR-no but to be safe keep away from Mario Lopez unless you want your breast massaged

Count Jerkula said...

Adele.

I hope she didn't leave snail tracks on his pants.

Seven of Eleven said...

Adele's way too classy to stink up this joint with a BI.

@sugar

auntliddy said...

Bonjour mme pit!

Sugar said...

Are you talking to me, Seven?
I'm so confused.....

auntliddy said...

Wth?? If someone did that to my husband I'd knock her on her commando ass!!

Tillie said...

You're an ass. I don't know who ruins this site for me the most- you or the perv

nurysp said...

someone wife going to put the beats on her. Famous or not how his wife just sat there??
FUCKKKK THAATTTTTTT

Derek Harvey said...

who was Tillie talking to?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

You, @Derek, under your swoon comment.

Derek Harvey said...

lol---whateves I will let that one slide. I just CANT with posters who only post when they want to bitch about OTHER posters. Good Riddance.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thought Derek was joking?

Derek Harvey said...

I was I was
***runs far away to a happier place***

sandybrook said...

I think she was calling you and Count out Derek

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sugar, I am, too.

Need coffee. #COFFEE

(Too soon?)

Sugar said...

#toomanysugarsherelately
#sugarthefirst
#nevertoosoon

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

@Derek, don't sweat it. ;)

Derek Harvey said...

@Meanie cool ; )

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

#teamsugarinallyourforms
#teamonaspoon
#teambread
#wheresRay

hollywood dime said...

Which singer has a black eye today? I think that's our winner.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sandy: Nah, that sounded like expressing an opinion. She didn't use any derogatory terms. I am an admitted perv. It is an illness, like drug/alcohol addiction, depression and eating disorders. Obamacare doesn't cover hookers though, so I am left to wallow in my affliction.

Seven of Eleven said...

We're here for you, @Count. The first step is admitting it, the next step is a move to Canada.

Count Jerkula said...

@7: Canadian healthcare covers hookers or you just trying to get rid of me?

Derek Harvey said...

@Seven---yall broke him yall can fix him---jokesjokes

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

I know there is such a thing as Sexaholics, but is there a Pervsaholics? Pervs Anonymous?

;)

TalksTooMuch said...

It does not! Checked for a friend

Seven of Eleven said...

It's all because I care.

Sugar said...

#alwaysteamWiglet
#roomforeverybody
#imeantosaythatearlier

Jeneral said...

Kylie Minogue

Count Jerkula said...

I took the quiz and they want me to call them. If I had a recording device handy, I would.

Can anyone pass this?

Who hasn't lied to hide his or her sexual behavior?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

So it's settled then? @7 will organize a walk-a-thon to find a cure for Count? ;)

Count Jerkula said...

@Kristin: I know what the cure is, I just can't find any volunteers.

Ray Nicolet said...

#Inclass

Anna Alicia said...

Lily Allen just looks infested with STDs. Who is Rita and why is she famous?

Rob Kardashian said...

People only know who Rita whORA is because she dated me, Rob Kardashian. I made her famous.

Sherry said...
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Sherry said...

Count, I have never lied about my sexual behavior and I realize now that there were times I should have. LOL!

Answer me this? How come if you're an alcoholic you can never drink again but if you're a sex addict they don't even think about saying you can never fuck again.
#confusedby12steps

Steven O said...

One other suggestion - Ellie Goulding. B list singer, and pals with Wills and Kate.

Genkigirl UK said...

Lezzie J is gay but will do ANYTHING for attention but Il defo go with Whora tho on this! Thinks she is all that!

skippy said...

Lily Allen. She's obviously very proud of her weight loss.
Count which addiction isn't an avoidance of an unpleasant emotional state? I think sometimes they ask the obvious just to have a more 'thorough' patient evaluation.
Anyway without a doubt there were times when I should have lied.

Claudea said...

Funny enough, Boy Georges ^^

MadLyb said...

Leave Lily Allen ALONE! She would not do that. Well, maybe a few years ago, before the hubby and kids, but not these days. Nope. Not her.

I'm going with Rhianna. Nobody is going to punch her, and she's one of the few who would do something like this and get away with it. Rita Ora, not so much.

rikkitikkitavi said...

lol sick

Sprink said...

Jaysusmarynjoseph...reaching for my insulin with all this sugar...

Leekalicious said...

@Sugar

Libby, I missed your postings, if you see this..

Lily reminds me of Debi Mazar

QueenChromeB said...

first time poster long time lurker just wanted to say I would love to have a hot tub party with y'all (except KardASShian trolls....no thank you)

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Hey, hey QueenChromeB, welcome! And, awww, the K-trolls have grown on me! :)

Count Jerkula said...

Dont invite Rosie Da Pig to the party. She may try to ply party goers with drugs and take advantage of them.

di butler said...

Rita. Like the time she and Cara Delevigne groped each other, blitzed out of their minds on stage.

Hi, Libby!