Saturday, February 08, 2014

Blind Item #6

This B- list mostly television actress with a movie or two lately who is an offspring is set to hit it really really big in the next year if she can keep it together. This was someone who had a sober companion at 15 and despite being of legal age is drug tested by her parents frequently. She has recently been spotted drinking and people were wondering if this was going to be a monumental crash for her. She has a tough time doing anything without people noticing. You might not know who she is but a lot of people here have watched her grow up and tell her parents.

112 comments:

Kristin said...

Dakota Johnson had some trouble in her teenage years, non?

Tyger Lilly said...

That Dakota Johnson girl? Isn't she doing that 50. Shades crap?

Seven of Eleven said...

A lot of people here have watched her grow up and tell her parents? Who has the phone numbers for Melanie, Don, or Antonia so they can tattle on Dakota? 'Fess up, folks.

The Real Dragon said...

@seven Antionia? Lmao

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Dragon! Um, I blame autocorrect! Yeah, that's it!

katydid said...

I find it hard to believe Melanie Griffith or Don Johnson is administering drug tests. Drug runs but not drug tests.

Im just sayin said...

Might be an alter ego...never know about some of those ppl!

Meg said...

Not Rashida Jones, I hope!

Sarah said...

Could also be Emma Roberts

M. Brown said...

Sosie Bacon has 4 episodes of her mom's show and one movie. Doesn't fit perfectly. Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman have one daughter who acts. These are the type of parents I'm thinking fit but not sure.

Basil said...

The only one I could think of is Dakota Johnson, but as noted, I can't see Melanie or Don doing drug tests, but stranger things have happened.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

"is an offspring"...
I totally know who this is. I can't believe you guys didn't notice that reveal. There is only ONE actress in the world who is an offspring! JC, I cannot believe I had to spell it out for you.

KP said...

Wasn't there another blind about a person who had to hide her drug use from her family during the holidays and was glad to be back on set? She and her costar are using lots of coke?

The popular guess was Dakota Johnson and the 50 shades guy.

So maybe her family does monitor her drug use.

Becca Parker said...

If it is Dakota Johnson, her keeping her act together isn't going to make 50 Shades a success.
It will be the nudity & only that!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Is she a fucking offspring??? I DON'T THINK SO.

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teresa crane said...

50 Shades is going to suck so hard.

That being said, Dakota is sorta all over the place right now. This could be her.

Maybe Don, Melanie and Antonia (LOL) are better parents than we think.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Hi Teresa! Are you happy to see me? Hey! Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in your name, it spells Reseat Caner? Clever!

TalksTooMuch said...

OT ALERT: Ladies and gents: book club tomorrow at 6:30 pm MT on lamest reveal, book is The Quiet Game, peeps are Hammer Girl, keeshlo, Meuxelle, Renoblondee, teresa crane, feraltart, Kristin. Hopefully new members include Seven, sandybrook, and whoever else wants to come! Much wine!

Allis said...

Dakota.
I'm sure if her parents were better she wouldn't have had the need for a sonar companion at 15, but her parents are much older now and haven't had any huge scandals lately. I can totally see them trying to protect them from the demons they had to face. Not that working in Hollywood is going to help her, but if she's going to...
My parents were shitty alcoholics, got older and wiser, and when my brother became an alcoholic my parents were there every step of the way.

Pink_Palace said...

If this is Dakota, her drinking is no secret. Sweet and lovely girl, but party animal who enjoyed hanging out w/her fellow castmates and locals when she filmed Need For Speed last summer.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Is it CHRISTMAS? I'll be there, TTM! I hope sandy is there, too! Getting slightly worried Even though she said she's fine... I don't know... I still think she might be beating herself up for telling me to kill myself yesterday. Will you guys offer some words of encouragement? I know it'll mean a lot! xoxo

maKe inKy said...

No Kardashians or Jenners has this problem!! Their such a inserational family!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yaaaaaay

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

But how are we going to have wine if it's on the internet? Color me confused!

Lulu G said...

@Allis, I'd love to have a sonar companion. Maybe they would keep me from walking into walls when it is dark. lol.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Sorry I was gone for a few. Just watched the Good Will Hunting scene where Matt Damon breaks down in his therapist's (Robin Williams) office. Sobbing!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

TTM, can I bring Derek and Count?

hothotheat said...

"You might not know who she is" makes me think it's not Dakota. Maybe one of Segwick/Bacon kids - although I hope not.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

TTM, I have the perfect book for tomorrow night! I know you've already planned something, but I really think you might like my idea!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I'm already picking out my outfit!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I think I'll make my famous green chile roll-ups!

Gypsytrill said...

Melanie is a huge enabler, she has been buying Dakota's smokes forever, and not sure if Don even knows what the girl looks like these days.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I think I'm also going to have to make some of my famous bean dip.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Don't tell anyone, but the secret ingredient is beans...

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Oops--looks like I spilled the beans!!! Lololololol!

aemish said...
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Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Sorry you weren't invited aemish, but I'll bring you as my +1! xoxo

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I'm sure it was just an oversight, anyway.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

TTM will be here any minute now to apologize for leaving you out!

aemish said...

{{{{hugs Kym}}}}}}

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Cliques aren't tolerated here at CDAN!

aemish said...

Q: What's with this canopener b'ness?

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey aemish. I posted a few times aboot a book club; this week we were gonna try going over The Quiet Game by Greg Iles. However, I can't see going ahead with the current troll infestation. Seriously. I'm just gonna say thanks to Hammer Girl for suggesting the book and author, I gotta cool new back catalogue to read; I hope everyone else dug it too.

aemish said...

Dang you guys are seriously cool. I would be happy to invest in a literature adventure. Thanks, TTM! *mmmmwah! :p

Ordering The Quiet Game on Amazon now :o)

aemish said...

Ordered and awaiting.

I have to say though, I usually never read novels. I'm more of an alternative history buff. What am I in for here>

aemish said...

If I did have to read novelty though, let it be Kurt Vonnegut :p

https://pantherfile.uwm.edu/jenor/ADS/HarpersMagazine-2009-06-0082535.pdf

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

See, aemish? We don't exclude people here! It's a shame that the trolls have to ruin it for everyone, but I'm sure there will be a next time! xoxo

Hammer_Girl said...

I'm glad you liked it.
I go MIA for a week or two and come back to an asylum. WTF?

aemish said...

Hey, Kym... {{{{hugs}}}} you okay?

aemish said...

ha, Hammer_Girl you have no idea! all day we have the pseudo kardashian invasion PLeaSe HeLP!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I'm okay, aemish. It's a little hard to watch a few miserable people try ruin everything for others. Big hugs to you!

aemish said...

Riiight.. *eyebrow*

xoxo

Lubu!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I heart you x infinity!

aemish said...

lol uh huh.. xxoo back atcha babe ;)

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Get to know me! I'm not so easy on the eyes at first, but I'll grow on you! <3

aemish said...

Wuchu tawkin bout, Willis? I love you already

Lovelyloie said...

TTM, I just finished Where'd You Go, Bernadette? Loved it!!
I will try Quiet Games next...

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

:)

sandybrook said...

@aemish Anna nah nah /aka /can opener is mentally ill. Avoid at all costs.

@TTM thx for the invite but after my friends get back from Orlando tomorrow we will be out for dinner and hopefully a Kate Upton sighting (shes home which is here.) For the future consider inviting JSierra I think she would enjoy being part of your group--I think she likes to read good books.

TalksTooMuch said...

Aemish, you do know that I was talking about the troll infestation meaning Miss Kym Possible Canopener, right?

TalksTooMuch said...

No worries sandy, have a great time.

I know I've mentioned this a few times: ANYBODY and EVERYBODY is totally welcome to join. We would LOVE to have as many people as possible.

I doubt very much it's going to happen.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Haha! That's a good one! I'll have to get you guys! xoxoxo.

sandybrook said...

Maybe lovelyloie can also be a part of your group @TTM. she is going to read Quiet Games. Y'all actually got me reading this week after I was lurking during the game last week. I have sooo many books Ive never read in my house so I started Firestarter. Never read the book saw the movie. I'm gonna try to start to read more books now that I have extra time.

aemish said...

aaggh.. I always have an affinity for the underdog

love everybody <3

aemish said...

what the heck! I ordered your book you beeyoch! :p

TalksTooMuch said...

Aemish! Did you just call me a beeyoch?? How can you possibly have not noticed the Kym is a troll???

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

It's all in fun, aemish--just a running gag we have!

sandybrook said...

Aemish they will eventually discuss it when things calm down--full moon is up ahead on Valentines Day night no less, maybe after that things will settle down here.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

C'mon TTM, aemish might start to believe you're serious! Lol!

aemish said...

I know, ok, I do !

I'm reaching on a different level ha at least I hope! :p

sandybrook said...

Oh good God, back out, not had enough to drink. See you Sunday!

aemish said...

Get your ass back here Sanday

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Be careful with the alcohol, sandy. I know you never really mean it, but you can get a little scary when you've had too much. kisses!

aemish said...

Take Me On!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914&feature=kp

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Aha! I knew we were kindred spirits!

aemish said...

:p Love to hate you, sweet pea

aagghh!

aemish said...

please don't be a troll! luv u!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

To love me is to hate me is to love me, etc., etc., etc.... I'm only as much of a troll as you choose to think I am!!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Whatever you decide, I'll always cherish the time we've spent together, and have fondness in my heart for you.

aemish said...

@TTM <3

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

@TTM: that goes double for me.

Naomi said...

Don't you remember pix of Dakota at 15 smoking cigs with dear old Mom?

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Sorry, Naomi, this thread is closed. Come back tomorrow morning and have coffee with Khloe and Rob!

JSierra said...

Yeah I love reading! I think I'm too late this time around, but I will def stop by so I can join in in the future. I always wanted to join a book club, but the older ladies don't want me and kids my age don't read anything longer than a status update.

OT but I found an interesting thread with some creepy Scientology info from people who were married to people in the cult. Interesting read to say the least, pretty insightful stuff.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

That is awesome.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I reopened the thread just for that totally insightful contribution. Mind blown.

KV said...

Kym Is A Messy Canopener, you are also 7 of 11. I traced one of your links.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Dammit! I thought I closed all those loopholes!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Would you like to play a game?

lazyday603 said...

Dakota Johnson was a member of 90's band Offspring? That's a strange nugget of trivia.

Bacon Ranch said...

That explains her low self esteem, lazyday

KV, Kym has posted links? I missed that funtastic show of crazy. Please do elaborate.

The Actress ("Stepforded" from her other location) said...

I don't think this is Dakota Johnson, for the reason that '50 Shades' is not predicted to be a massive hit.

I'm going with Lorraine Nicholson - daughter of Jack Nicholson and Rebecca Broussard, and one-time Miss Golden Globes.

Rach Around said...

Offspring, and Jebus. Both totally overrated.

Rach Around said...

Kym, I was mistaken for you. I found this offensive, as I only care about popular opinion, and nobody likes you atm. I hope we're all good though?

Rach Around said...

I did get turned onto Margaret Atwood from this site, but dubious about book clubs because I'm a bibliophile and literary snob. Oprah's book club turned me off. So much crap.

Rach Around said...

Aemish : you're a bonafide sweetie.

Rach Around said...

This site fascinates me. It's a microcosm. There is elitism, bullying and a pecking order and the "cool" kids, who mostly tend to be bored, overweight housewives who live vicariously on this site. I wonder with kids, how they find the time. I just accept everyone, and if they're a cunt, I just sit back & watch. Innerestin

Rach Around said...

KV : I'm a techno tard, so no idea about tracing links, but if you can do that, you know I'm me and only me on here. However, I'm pretty sure Kym and 7 are different people....

Lovelyloie said...

I was in a bookgroup and our rule was No Oprah Books. Ugh.

kj said...

for books I would recommend Ben Coes, Michael Connelly and Brad Metzler. Michael Connelly has his great charter Harry Bosch and a pilot is on Amazon with that character. I recently found Ben Coes and love him. Metzler is new to me

auntliddy said...

was disappointed in OPrah book picks myself, but at least she got people reading!

auntliddy said...

Jsierra, read much of thread and learned alot. Thanks!

auntliddy said...

Rach, im trying to decide if im the cool kid, the elitist or the overweight housewife. That was a tad judgey of you.

Rose said...

I can see I haven't missed much by staying away from this site. Just once, I'd love to have some trolls who were intelligent or witty with something clever to say spam this site. At least bring their A game.

libby said...

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Alita said...

I don't know what makes this post so comment laden as yet, but with any luck it's the 'sonar companion' typo. I *hate* those - always talking you and beeping at _everything_

Hehehe.

Alita said...

I read a few posts over that we're all Enty, @7. So we probably all have the phone numbers. Even me, unbeknownst even to myself.

Meta.

Alita said...

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Thata way

Alita said...

Hehe -

SONAR COMPANION JEST No. 01

Moar pls.

Rach Around said...

Sorry Aunty : you are a nice person, not cliquey at all. You along w Sherry & others are genuinely nice, accepting people.

Jeri said...

Feel like I'm at the wrong blog.

Bookclubs???!!

KKs??!!