Saturday, February 01, 2014

Blind Item #7

This B- list mostly television actress now who used to be B list in the movies before she started aging picked up a guy at a bar last week and brought him back to her place. She used a different name and was wearing a wig so when the guy woke up in the morning and saw all the posters of our actress she has plastered all over the guest room the guy thought he had sex with an obsessed fan of the actress. He says she has posters and photos of herself everywhere. Almost every inch of the room.

36 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Another wig! Was it Goop last time?

Violet said...

Creepiness of this whole thing aside, why did she take him back to the guest room and not her bedroom?

sandybrook said...

Yeah it was Goop in the reveal.

sandybrook said...

Cybill Shepherd :)))

fancyscreenname said...

I would SOOOOO have posters of myself everywhere if I were an actress. Every magazine cover...movie stills...private Annie leibovitz photos...

I would never get enough of myself. I could never...get...OVER...myself.

sandybrook said...

Maybe she didn't wanna stain the silk sheets in her own bed with cum and sweat @Violet :)

Count Jerkula said...

Yeah, chicks get to be a different sort of creepy than guys. If I was rich, the creepiest thing you would find in my bedroom is this bed, complete with under bed cage.



sandybrook said...

I heard a rumor @Kristin owns one of those beds @Count

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maybe she didn't want to wake up next to a guy with sour breath and a sweaty head from the wig, not to mention he might misunderstand the tip'd on the nightstand.
To
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Departure

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy, down a notch! Dang!

Violet said...

One would hope, own bed or guest room bed, the sheets would be boil washed afterwards in any case.

sandybrook said...

J/k @TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

Whoops, sorry, being bossy again! Have at 'er!

auntliddy said...

I soooooo would not. Ultra doubleplus tacky.

sugarbread maker said...

Sharon Stone is now starring in her own cable show

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well if it was Sharon , the beaver shot scene would be appropriate for a Pick up dix playroom...O:-)

fancyscreenname said...

If loving ME is wrong, I don't wanna b right.
;^)
@liddy...

Candyland said...

This whole exchange was pretty hilarious, including TTM stepping on then off of Sandy. Thank God for Wifi on airplanes, CDAN weekend reveals and the cast of characters here (meant as the greatest of compliments!)

audrey said...

This sounds like Paris Hilton and her walls of nothing but Paris, but she ain't no actress no matter what her resume says.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Have a safe trip Candy land. Remember, No badge or uniform, No strip search!
At Customs Declare: that you've never seen an airport so clean...
At baggage claim: offer to help others grab their luggage and keep grabbing the wrong ones
Cab stand: Offer to share a cab going the opposite of your way then ask to be dropped off first...
America abroad ;-) the bully years...:-D

kerri said...

Count: the only thing I find weird about that bed is that it comes in a variety of colors. I mean, yellow?? That's not a good choice for a dungeon bed.

Count Jerkula said...

@Kerry: Probably just a powder coat color they have on hand. Of course some people may enjoy a neon dungeon.

I really wish they had a pic of one with the underbed cage.

Massive G said...

Goddamn Betty White. What a fucking garbage slut.

Meauxelle said...

Thanks for the clicky, Count. Nice departure from Pottery Barn.

Count Jerkula said...

No problem, Meaux.

I think I would rather have that bed made from oak instead of steel. Then it could pass for arts & crafts furniture. How baller would it be to have an L&JG Stickley bondage bed?

Alabama said...

That's actually hot. I'm not into BDSM but the bed gives me a few ideas....

PS said...

Jessica Lange? But, hotdam if she isn't A somehow ... Love her. Hmmm,.. Who else.... Sharon Stone also was A at some (Casino) point....Teri Hatcher? I think my problem is that TV is often crap, so I TiVo a few and Netflix the rest. (current Netflix faves: Orange when it comes back, Sons when there are more episodes, Killing when new season is out and.... HELL ON WHEELS. Hoa if Anson Mount didn't age like a fine wine. I am telling you, he and Common are a GREAT team. Also- Banshee and Justifed. And Blacklist. With Mindy as my guilty pleasure. Okay, I am done.

fontlover said...

Why do people look down on others for celebrating their own creativity? If you have talent and what to showcase it, do it! Live your talent, be your talent, show your talent! YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSONAL CREATIVE OUTLET! #judgmentalassholes

Lily said...

My sister went to a party at Alyssa Milano's house a couple years ago and said that the house was covered in photos and paintings of Alyssa. But I can't recall her ever being in a movie. So there you go.

CanadianMiss said...

@Count
I'm not into the bondage, but that bed is fricken awesome!

Kristin said...

I can hear you, Sandybrook.

Alita said...

As a bare minimum, everyone likes restraints don't they, @ Alabama!

Oopsy_Daisy said...

She was in a Poison Ivy 2, I think!

Count Jerkula said...

I think it would be hot to hang your implements from the restraint hooks along the top. Various floggers, paddles, crops, and whips all dangling there within easy reach.

Massive G said...

It is Sibyl Shepard. I balled her and had the same experience. It was worth the weirdness, though: she was a three input woman and swallowed and let me defile her in any way I liked. I left her oozing penis snot from every orifice. She is one hot slut. I dug it.

Massive G said...

It is Sibyl Shepard. I balled her and had the same experience. It was worth the weirdness, though: she was a three input woman and swallowed and let me defile her in any way I liked. I left her oozing penis snot from every orifice. She is one hot slut. I dug it.