Thursday, February 20, 2014

Blind Item #7

This youngest reality daughter in an A list reality family doesn't do anything all day but smoke pot, take selfies and get naked online with her boyfriend. If he tries to distribute the images he has recorded he will go to jail though. She isn't 18.

53 comments:

sandybrook said...

KFF month is ovah right now!

Seven of Eleven said...

It's KFF, so maybe Lilo's younger sister, the one who had plastic surgery to look like her? Don't know if they're A list, though.

Rob Kardashian said...

This is NOT one of my little sisters.

Paris Hilton said...

Like mother like daughter. This family is pure trash.

Lord Disick said...

I did the chat roulette thing once with Kim and someone flashed us. Why do people expose themselves like that without getting paid?

steph said...

Ali Lohan is 20.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Does enty consider the Real Ho's an A list franchise? Not that I know any of their kids...

Rob Kardashian said...

Stop talking about yourself, Paris. You're a nobody and a jealous hater.

T. E. Cuz said...

who else is A list reality?

housewives?
maybe another network like tlc or something?
i dont think this is honey boo boo, but if it is, the dude should go to jail for insulting retinas with that trash.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Morgan Eastwood....
Hmm...

Bruce Jenner said...

You are damn right its not, Rob! Kylie would never do this.

931971 said...

Honey boo boo

sandybrook said...

Honey boo boo is like 8?? :(

bellaluna said...

Ali's 18.

aemish said...

TTM.. My copy of The Quiet Game finally arrived today.. I'm pretty sure it was brought in by buggy.. but I have to say, for a novel, it looks pretty intriguing. Matlock meets...

Vera said...

Has to be one of the young Kartrashians. Pimpin them out now cause the others are getting old and...well...fat

SecretTorture said...

It might be KFF but this sounds like Kylie 100%

Paris Hilton said...

Go eat a burrito Bobert.

Renoblondee said...

Just started mine too. I like it so far!

Kim Kardashian said...

That was so much fun, Scott!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Uh huh hunnnnny!!!
Morgan is 16-17 def under 18, twitter covered in selfies, and has pics at Coachella...with Paris Hilton. Everything fits except I can't identify a bf at the time. Anyone know who Morgan is dating?
Sounds like we have an, um, errr, winner, here?

Seven of Eleven said...

Not Ali, the other one, Lilo's half-sister.

steph said...

If it's one of the trolls' sisters, I wonder why Enty didn't put a rating on Jaden. Other than the fact that he's as talentless as that entire family.

And I hope they put the scientologist in jail.

Seven of Eleven said...

This one, but she's 18, so probably not.

Rob Kardashian said...

Go take another Valtrex, Paris. Where is Tinkerbell? Oh yeah, you forgot her in a closet.

Paris Hilton said...

Speaking of closets, are you gonna come out with Bruce?

sandybrook said...

The way this is worded it cant be anyone from honey boo boo ' s show because shes is not a teen. And the blind refers to the youngest person on the show.

Count Jerkula said...

Kid should get some anal or a 3sum out of that. Just threaten to turn her in to the authorities for producing and distributing child porn.

Wouldn't it be a great sensational headline "Kardashian Klan Member Arrested for Kiddie Porn". Have the FBI perp walk her out of the house with a crying, wailing PMK screaming, "Not mah bay bay!"

nurysp said...

whose kff?

T. E. Cuz said...

lol guys, i was making a joke...

Derek Harvey said...

I cant wait to watch Honey Boo Boo tonight! It is a very special episode where they remove baby Caitlyns 3rd thumb!

Sunshine said...

Hi Bruce, or should I address you as Mrs. Doubtfire.

Sunshine said...

Mrs. Doubtfire is in da house.

fontlover said...

UR THUMB IN UR ASS AIN'T A BOOBOO #SD #STFU #NEOSPORIN

Bruce Jenner said...

Oh Paris, are you serious? If I was dressing like a woman, I'd raid your closet. Actually, I think you do have bigger feet than I do.

Sherry said...

Wait Derek one of their kids has an additional digit? I have friend who is missing one (also a birth defect). Wonder if they could do a transplant. (I'm sure my friend would find that funny guys.)

SecretTorture said...

Kardashian Free Febuary

Sunshine said...

Mrs Doubtfire in da house

Getovahyourself said...

Please stop with the trolls....I'm concerned u have a real mental illness to keep this up.

Getovahyourself said...

Please stop with the trolls....I'm concerned u have a real mental illness to keep this up.

Seachica said...

Clearly this is one of Kate's 8.

B said...

Kylie jenner

flower bombz said...

Call me a jerk, but Kylie has always had an, er, off face to me. Like, Kris had popped out so many by that time that there were more good eggs left to give. Poor Kylie.

JSierra said...

Hmm I like that Morgan Eastwood guess. Enty usually never really bends the KFF rule, although he did come out with that Kendall/Taylor?hStyles reveal, even if he didn't outright say Kendall Jenner

The Kardashian trolls crack me the fuck up, mostly because they are pretty spot on imitations of the gang. Although I wouldn't have been surprised if KJ actually paid someone to do this. I know CDAN is considered a low rent gossip blog by some, but I actually saw a few articles on reddit about the blinds here, "RDJ/HIMMMM" and just the gossip in general.

0_0 said...

Getovahyourself,it is one troll talking to himself.

Anyway, Kylie is a Jenner, no? so no violation of KFF!

audrey said...

One of the Dugger kids? That would be a hoot to see.

M. Brown said...

If this is Kylie and Jaden Smith is the bf he's younger than her. I'm guessing the jail thing isn't as big a threat if you are also underage but not sure.

Count Jerkula said...

@m brown: nah. There was recently a case of a bunch of jr high kids sawppin snap chat screencaps of selfies sent by girls in their class. All of them were arrested and charged. Hasnt come to trial yet.

Getovahyourself said...

@jsierra it's been claimed that Seven of eleven is the troll talking to herself by at least 2 regular posters. I think it is frightening that a person can make 10+ troll names and still have time to comment under at least one of his/her "public" personas.

Whoever the troll is, get some help. Read a book, go on a walk, take a CDAN hiatus and reconnect with people in your life. <3 I'm not trying to sound cross, I'm concerned about your mental health.

Yes, the answer to the blind is Kylie. Bless her heart.

surfer said...

That's quite a stretch, Getovahyourself. Considering you just created your account, who's to say YOU aren't one of them? Get-ovah-yourself!

di butler said...

This could literally be every RH daughter or Eastwood's kid...I believe Zolchiak's youngest is what 14-15? The write up doesn't smack of usual KTrash blinds, but I guess its supposed to be Kylie "no school" Jenner. Who else doesn't go to school? Willow Isn't on a reality show, but she and Jaden don't go to Co$ school anymore.

Dexamyl said...

@Getohah I agree, this troll needs to get a life. Not amusing, just disturbed.

I wish we had Troll-dar, like Datalounge so you could identify who's talking to herself.

bbhood said...

The youngest Kardashian with Lil Za? That's the most obvious answer.