Friday, February 21, 2014

Blind Item #7

So how do you see your girlfriend if you are a married closeted B- list mostly movie actress? You open a business with her so you can see and be with her everyday.

56 comments:

sandybrook said...

Jessica Biel is opening up a restaurant in one of the Cali beach communities

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm just curious, are they both chloseted gays?

{thesis research}

#ifyougetit

trainrides said...

@Sandy, VIP is somewhere hugging herself while wiping the tears in her eyes.

trainrides said...

@Seven I think Justin has turned asexual, a result of being overly narcissistic (yeah, yeah, redundant)

sandybrook said...

He is outing both. But if you research you can find the partner who I wont name.
I know right @trainrides shes busy getting her spreadsheet ready for randon pics on FFF.

Sugar said...

Y'all stop speaking in code! Name names, bitches!

sandybrook said...

Sugar the restaurants name is Au Fudge.
Congrats Canada you won 1-0 now beat the Swedes and we keep Biebs.

canadachick said...

Whoooo Canada

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sugar: Jessica Biel didn't renew her Random Photo subscription, so it's Alba from here on out - but maybe not, because none of the triumvirate were seen in the randoms yesterday. Justin Timberlake was seen purchasing WD40 at Ace Hardware so that kills his chloseted rumour (WD40 is a lubricant for doors and hinges).

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yep. High end kiddie restaurants. So you KNOW this is all just a huge cover for getting some snatch on the side. I was wondering WTF she was thinking with that concept. You do you, and your side projects, boo.

Oh, and I had a friend who was an on-off character on 7th Heaven. Biel was a massive betch, Lucy was sneaking out to college parties getting wasted & doing the whole dancing on tables, flashing everyone bit. She was apparently hitting the LA and SB party circuits. Simon was somewhat normal, kept to himself and loved racing cars. The minister dad was the most difficult to be around, big chain smoking drunk with a real temper/mouth on him. The most concerning was little Ruthie. She was a nice kid but really weird and anti-social, he said she would literally talk to herself most days. The only same one was the mother on the show.

Anyways, yes. Biel.

Sugar said...

Thanks guys. Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba are scissor sisters and will both be working at Au Fudge. Got it.

LottaColada said...

@Seven

sandybrook said...

Uh no....@Sugar Biel will and so will a female longtime friend who has a designer 's first name and a man's first name for a last name

canadachick said...

oh for gawd sake the partner in the business is Estee Stanley....no word if shes the confired girlfriend

Sugar said...

Thanks Canadachick. Not sure why the mystery. I have no idea who Estee Stanley is. And I don't care. ;-)

Lady Heisenberg said...

JT dated Brit and Cammy, both bi and more on the adventurous side. He knows what's going on. Guys like JT don't have to put much work in because they have more leeway at being as to get away with being a lousy or just lazy lay. That's why they need homegirl around. Someone has got to take care of "business" at the end of the day. Way to outsource that shit, JT

sandybrook said...

Yes we dont know if Estee is gay however we have always known Jessica is.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Are we protecting Estee because
1) Apparently, we are PC fascist feminists
2) we have issues outing people
3) we have issues outing people who are not public figures

Meh, all of the above to some extent right?

sandybrook said...

You forgot LadyH I'm no feminist but the site supposedly has a new policy of no longer outing people which is why we get a lot of almost reveals now.

JSierra said...

This thread is confusing me.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Good to be privy to these things. And just because you're a male doesn't mean you can't also be a feminist but I'll also make that note to self about Sandybrook ;) thanks!

Meanie Reese said...

#gotitbetch :D

Violet said...

Estée Stanley appears to be married with a child. Although I appreciate that does not mutually exclude the possibility that she is a lesbian.

di butler said...

Wow, nailed that, SB. I think she has a pill problem, as well.

Meanie Reese said...

Me, too, @JSierra. :/

NomNom83 said...

Friend of a friend was an air marshall. He got dibs on any seat he wanted on a plane so he ended up in Business/First Class whenever it was available.

He sort of had a minor issue w/Biel once because he always had to take aisle seats and in this instance she asked if he would switch with her assistant -- which he declined. He said she immediately copped an attitude and wanted to know "why" and told him to "just switch with her". Obviously, he can't say, "Back the fuck off, I'm an air marshal and I'm not taking a window seat twenty rows back." In the end, she pouted, turned to the window and ignore him the rest of the flight. She was curt with the flight attendants, too.

His words, "Jessica Biel is gorgeous but kind of a bitch."

Maybe the assistant was her girlfriend?

To be clear: this "issue" was just her attitude, there was never any risk to air safety or illegal activities.

He also sat next to Oprah once. He described her as "okay" but "fake". *shrugs* Your guess is as good as mine.

Oh, and Bobby Flay is "the *biggest* asshole I have *ever* met" (his emphasis, not mine). Shocker, I know.

surfer said...

Sandy - you're really pushing it, aren't you? Now we have to beat the Swedes too? Man up, you lost your bet (I kid, I kid. Sort of.).

Sugar said...

OOOH! I like this juicy bit, NomNom.
Keep it coming if you can! That goes for all of you guys too!

sandybrook said...

@Surfer you want me to root for Sweden? My goalie is their goalie I can root for King Henrik!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Great story, Noms!

surfer said...

@Sandy - I hope you would root for your Canadian pals, but if you must root for Sweden, so be it.

Great story Noms!

LottaColada said...

@NomNom, idk why but the Bobby Flay part made me giggle. Thanks for sharing!

sandybrook said...

Nah us Norte Americanos stick together! O Canada indeed!

Renoblondee said...

Me too @sugar

di butler said...

That's the stories I love. Thanks. Nom.

Sunny said...

Love it, Nom Nom

Oprah on a Plaaa ane!

Sherry said...

Great story Nom squared.

canadachick said...

no Sandy don't root for Sweden...Canada Canada Canada

Blondie! said...

Nom No, really Bobby Flay was sassy? I have the sads. Sigh.

Blondie! said...

ack, I meant Nom Nom, sorry, it's been a day.

Anna said...

Let me get this straight: We "know" Biel is secretly lesbian just as in the '90s everyone "knew" that Ben Affleck was gay and in the closet, except now we "know" he is not gay, and "know" he is a cheat, and how we "knew" Nicole was secretly lesbian except today in another blind she's being guessed as being unfrozen in a hot man sandwich of some combination of Franco, Pattinson and Damien Lewis?

Speaking of Britney, doesn't there seem to be more than one of her these days with how radically she seems to change from day to day?

Rosso said...

I always took this bearding situation to be more of a beard for her & free reign for him situation. She gets to pretend to be happy as wife & all that for PR & he gets the happily married cover while he goes sleeps with whoever he wants, whenever he wants. Gives both the positive PR they think will actually help their careers.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Lotta, hush! There is sense-making going on in here!

Gabi said...

Isn't Nicole a hermaphrodite??

Gabi said...

Intersex or whatever is the PC term now....

auntliddy said...

Love the stories!! Never cared for biel and with that big monkey face, she's not pretty.

WritergirlinLa said...

She's been her stylist for years.

Dexamyl said...

@Anna There have always been persistent rumors about Biel.

The blind about Kidman did not specify the lover's gender. She could be bi, who knows? Everything isn't black and white.

WritergirlinLa said...

My impression is JT is asexual. Been around him. I think he might be in the closet only because it's quiet in there.

Melpomene25 said...

Thanks for the great stories Nom!!

sandybrook said...

If Biel ever does come out of the closet what we saw on CDaN reveals with Ellen Page last weekend will be nothing. We may have WEEKS of Jessica Biel reveals!

astrogirl said...

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

#thephrasingmademepause

Lady Heisenberg said...

We all REALLY know what you mean with that WD40 gurrrrrl :x

rikkitikkitavi said...

tracy and goop. theyre in luvvvvvvvvv

Lady Heisenberg said...

http://www.remodelista.com/posts/la-woman-at-home-with-hollywoods-style-guru

Ewwww...this story just got really creepy: "Justin is the brother I never had..." -Estee

olliebolliesnollie said...

WTF!? Justin isn't gay he banged Britney and Cameron Diaz. He's always cheating in the blinds. Lance Bass was the gay one in n' sync.