Friday, February 14, 2014

Blind Item #9

This B list celebrity/reality star paid two women $10K each and another woman an undisclosed amount to keep quiet about their previous sexual relationships. That virginity claim needed to be protected to ensure the big payday and the paydays in the future from his prospective employer who loves that he stayed a virgin until he was married.

32 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jonas/Dinsey's strong pimp hand?

Seven of Eleven said...

I hope this isn't another Jonas brother. The stories have grown stale.

Ditto for the Bachelor guys. Yawn.

hollywood dime said...

Maybe I'm greedy but 10k isn't hardly enough for me to keep my mouth shut.

T. E. Cuz said...

its not a jonas. nick and joe's dating history has been public, and with joe's interview last month, we all know the deal.

Count Jerkula said...

Tebow more of a reality star than athlete, but I don't think it is him.

Count Jerkula said...

Nevermind, I overlooked that the dude is currently married.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Those that got 10K clearly got paid less for a reason. Either they had less or less severe dirt on him or they are otherwise less reputable. That "undisclosed amount" is probably also way more, and for a reason....
As if anyone gives a shit about these assclowns anymore. Oh and DISNEY*

Rockbeatspaper said...

I think it's Sean Lowe (Bachelor), but he's always been open that he's a Born Again Virgin (TM).

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh good grief with the "born again virgin" stuff, right? You get one shot at being a virgin. Once the deed is done, there's no reversal, born again or not. You can say you regret losing your virginity, sure, but calling yourself a "born again virgin" probably only gets you an invitation to this awesome party.

NomNom83 said...

@Seven: Is that... Kirk... Cameron? And a six-foot sub?

Seven of Eleven said...

@NomNom, it is indeed! He's blowing out candles on his birthday cake. Note the looks of utter excitement on the co-workers' faces. Party hard, Mike Seaver!

sandybrook said...

He will never be alone on his b/day Jesus is always by his side.

Jennabean said...

I'm probably alone in this but unless it my husband or my kids I couldn't care less what anybody does with their genitalia. That could be because
My default setting for anybody over the age of twenty that claims to still be a Virgin is , 1) liar or 2) attention seeker. And both of those types of people annoy me so I just don't pay attention to it.

Im just sayin said...

Well said @seven of eleven...I most definitely concur with you

Eros said...

My votes for that bachelor dude that claimed he was a virgin...I dont watch that show so I dont have any names

ellashm said...

My first guess@Rockbeatspaper

Jacq said...

Especially if it's going to make him fat, far more than that!

Jacq said...

*far, far*
I don't see is making him fat, spellcheck.

Basil said...

I'm going with the Bachelor guy, but really, why would some prospective employer care? Is it some religious based business?

bellaluna said...

I agree wholeheartedly. The "born again virgin" thing is a crock of shit.

Count Jerkula said...

I consider myself a virgin until I was 25, because that was the first time I ever wiggle dunked w/o a rubber on.

Sherry said...

Born again Christian yes, virgin uhm no. Agreed.

auntliddy said...

Agree with seven. I am very agree-y today.

__-__=__ said...

Tebow. Virgin until married. Count, I think you were right.

Stepforded said...

I got nuthin'!

But I'm also on the train of '$10k isn't enough' ...

CDAN Reader said...

+1

Ells said...

What prospective employer would care? Maybe a religious network or ultra conservative political employer? I think If Disney is considering hiring a married adult they wouldn't be so concerned about his past sexual relationships unless it was super pornographic. Or am I interpreting the blind wrong?

Ells said...

I have no guess

B said...

Sean Lowe or Jim Bob Duggar.

sarah.estell said...

Gotta be the Bachelor, Sean Lowe.

Sweet Tea said...

Hi everyone! First time poster, long time reader.

My guess is Sean Lowe. And the girl with the undisclosed amount could be runner up from the show. Maybe things got a little carried away in the fantasy suite?

di butler said...

The Bachelor dude. Everybody knows about the Jo Bros.