Friday, February 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This used to be A list rap star who has been washed up for about a decade despite that A list name got a welcome home present from his friends who hired a hooker to service the former A lister while they all were at dinner together over the weekend. Private room. The hooker stayed under the table for an hour before leaving.

Ja Rule

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  1. I hope nobody asked him to pass them a roll.
    Yet another reason to always have anti-bacterial solution on hand.

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  2. That's some good customer service right there.

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  3. Prolly the first girl in years to do that to him.

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  4. Welcome home from what? Was he in jail?

    I would NOT want to see my buddy's O face while I'm eating.

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    1. Lol!! Same thing I was thinking, yet he
      is married...

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  5. Ah yay! Wankster no more!

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  6. Bet she had lockjaw. A.solid hour?

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  7. No man lasts an hour with a BJ. Well no man I've ever known.
    Total grimness of this aside - who wants to eat whilst that's going on? - I have never heard of this man.

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  8. She probably did him first, then went around the table to the others. Cool party favor. I hope she didn't surprise anyone with ice in her mouth.

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  9. What was he in jail for? IT'S MUUUUUUUURRRRDERRRRRR, I hope. Bet he's happy to not have to be prison gay any longer.

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    1. Is that why you hate your husband so much and accuse all men of being cheating scumbags? I'm sorry that your man went to jail and you had to rely on the Hitachi for a few years. Just think, though, you can probably use it on his "prostate" and he won't even care! Yay for you!

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  10. Gross

    Some things are better kept under wraps

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  11. Yes, he was upstate visiting relatives for 5 to 7

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  12. Aww Seven, are you becoming my stalker? Sorry but I don't swing that way. I'd be flattered if it wasn't so gross :)

    Who gets on the internet and tells the truth? Must be unique to this site, where people actually send in their pics and tell their sob stories to each other. *Sob* I just wanted to be one of the kewl kidz here and be accepted!

    If you wanna believe I'm married to a convict, go right ahead. I also live in a trailer, am 400lbs and never finished high school! That should reassure you and make you think that you can spot the racists a mile away because we're all such losers. We like it when people believe that. Now you have a nice day and a big 14/88 to you.

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  13. I am totally your stalker, 888. It's like my jerkdar pings whenever you post, I can't even explain it! Well, yes, I can, but words like honour, compassion, and integrity aren't found in the Aryan handbook, so I won't bother trying to explain.

    It's funny because you actually seem like someone I'd hang out with if you weren't a racist scumbag. You have a sense of humor and clearly made it past 8th grade. Such a bizarre world we live in.

    (And yes, it is easy to spot a racist a mile away, but not because you're all such losers. That is part and parcel. Not all losers are racists, but all racists are losers.)

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