Monday, February 17, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 21, 2013

Apparently this B list comic television and movie actress/comedienne is just not that into sex. A guy she dated for six months said she always had excuses why they couldn't have sex and when they did she was a turn off the lights missionary person who showered the second it was over and would cancel dates last minute if they were going to happen at night.

Kristen Wiig

61 comments:

Stepforded said...

He sounds bitter ...

This surprises me, as isn't she seeing some guy named Fabrizio, who Drew Barrymore previously dated?

Lady Heisenberg said...

They broke up. Sounds to me like Kristen just needs to find herself the right man...or woman ;)
Get that d grrrrl

Count Jerkula said...

Po crazy broad.

Kels said...

She is not with my Fabrizio anymore!!! Dumped her.

Karen said...

Sounds like she might be OCD. Sad, if true.

FrenchGirl said...

@Stepforded
you're right: she's the girlfriend oof this musician

Bacon Ranch said...

Maybe he smelled?

sandybrook said...

Mad Lyb actually guessed this right but it took about 2 hours :(

Tina Mallette said...

This is the reason why I don't know how anyone famous can trust anyone to not blab about anything and everything, bad enough for the normals

sugarbread maker said...

She had time for the ham bone

Stepforded said...

Well, although they apparently did break up, she "had eyes for him" back in November:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/television/news/article.cfm?c_id=339&objectid=11204059

FrenchGirl said...

no! they came back together
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2486997/Kristen-Wiig-ball-ex-boyfriend-Fabrizio-Moretti-New-York-Knicks-game.html

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The Real Dragon said...

Jon Hamm Traumatized her.

Stepforded said...

Ooopsies - wrong link up there - here it is:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2486997/Kristen-Wiig-ball-ex-boyfriend-Fabrizio-Moretti-New-York-Knicks-game.html

Moxie Girl said...

I believe this about her. She doesn't strike me as that sexual. Not because she doesn't dress provocatively, but she just doesn't seem that comfortable in her own skin.

Tina Mallette said...

OCD or traumatized by a previous bad experience

Lady Heisenberg said...

Being an asexual vampire actually makes Wiig seem much more intriguing to me. Wasn't she also the prime guess for that blind on that comedienne who was screaming at her boyfriend because she "even let him do anal?" If so, this makes much more sense.

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sandybrook said...

No that screamer everyone thought was Aniston @Lady

Anna Belle said...

Doesn't sound like OCD or tramatized more like jerk ex's who didn't give her the big O, so she doesn't know what the big deal is...coupled with the fact that she was never the pretty one, so had to make up for it by being the funny one...probably just needs a decent Boyfriend who will treat her right (willing to go downtown) & tell her she's pretty afterwards

B. Profane said...

Wiig is known to be insecure and a little tightly wound, but this seems like a fabricated BI. Wiig was married for years before she got her break on SNL, and I can't see any married woman acting like this about sex.

Seven of Eleven said...

@LadyH, I believe the anal shrieker was Mila Kunis at Ashhat.

I'm getting a giggle over shaming Wiig for liking missionary only while reprinting excerpts from Glanville's Valley of the Dolls wannabe book. Can't win for losing, ladies.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Preach it, Seven! Speaking of which, imagine Glanville narrating Wiig's sexual conquests. That is a book I would definitely buy.

Anna Belle said...

I actually think Glanville wants to be Janice Dickenson...she also wrote a tell all back in the 90's about who she slepted with

hollywood dime said...
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hollywood dime said...

maybe she's NOT frigid, maybe he's a bad lay.

Lady Heisenberg said...

That's what I was saying! Why always blame the woman. It takes two to tango...or to have really disappointing sex

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, hollywood? It takes two to tango, albeit badly and in the dark with a shower immediately after

TalksTooMuch said...

Jinx, lady H!

B. Profane said...

Again, why would Wiig keep going out with someone who was that bad in the sack? She was married so she surely knows better. This is BS.

Topper Madison said...

@hollywood dime That was my first thought, too. I don't understand why a guy would admit to people that his girlfriend doesn't like having sex with him. You know, because some people will assume he just sucks at it.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Back to back jinxes this morning ;)
Maybe Wiig runs to the shower to finish off what that jackass couldn't

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, profane, because married sex is all swinging from the chandeliers all the time. This sounds like another Summer of Sam situation!

B. Profane said...

Nobody who has been married is likely to be unrealistic about bad sex in a relationship. Someone with that experience, especially a big star like Wiig, is just going to break up with a bad lay.

hollywood dime said...

@ Profane maybe she liked the guy and kept thinking the sex would get better. Maybe he smelled and was super sweaty and thats why she felt the need to shower after. Who knows.

rajahcat said...

I kind of get that vibe from her.......there was always something about her that I couldn't really classify.

She does have no sex appeal whatsoever...sorry

Ray Nicolet said...

Wiig was in some of my favorite skits on SNL.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Ray, I didn't so much care for her in movies, but agreed - her SNL skits were hilarious. Perhaps she translates better on the small screen in skits rather than large screen in movies? She seems to have a good ear for improv.

Sherry said...

Agreed on her small screen vs her big screen appeal. There are a number of reasons why he didn't get good lovin' from her and 50% of the problem could very well be him.

Eros said...

Lol.. she probably hasn't met the right guy yet. Some guys are so bad in the bed that they need to stop punishing females by bedding them. She will meet that one guy who makes her toes curl and it will be on like donkey kong.

Eros said...

Addendum: And if she never finds the one that does it for her, she will switch teams and go that route probably. Hope not but one never knows..

Michael H said...

Maybe this dude just had some toxic jizz?

TalksTooMuch said...

I feel very Sam I Am about Kristen Wiig. I do not like her acting on TV, I do not like her on the big screen, I do not like her comedy anywhere in between

Kameon Quillen said...

I am with TTM, but I do like this one character of hers:
http://vimeo.com/27566548

msgirl said...

You know there are quite a lot of asexual people out there. And maybe that's why her previous marriage didn't last. And the guy stayed with her so long because he did love her. It's a possibility.

Count Jerkula said...

@Msgirl: +1

hothotheat said...

I liked her on SNL and in supporting roles (Whip It) but not a lead in a film.

Vera L- said...

Wasn't it a BI (or at least discussed in the comments of one) that she took the Hammaconda for a test drive?

B. Profane said...

Wiig's marriage supposedly broke up because she was cast on SNL and thus needed to relocate to NY, but her ex needed to stay in LA for his acting career. From what I've read it seemed like a pretty normal marriage and her ex says nice things about her.

There are plenty of asexual people in the world, but damn few in the performing arts in my experience. That's why this BI seems so suspect to me. I can believe just about any weird fetish or sexual practice being ascribed to a famous actor except vanilla disinterest.

Besides, it doesn't jibe with the rumor that she was banging Lorne Michaels when she was at SNL.

Winnigirl said...

She was so good on Spoils of Babylon.

Henriette said...

That was my ex-husband! He would shower as soon as it was over.

Henriette said...

Geez! Of course Wiig is going to fake it if she's banging her boss! Lots of people go through YEARS of bad sex in relationships and marriages for tons of reasons, so what's so hard to believe?

Nicole DeLaslia said...

Wasn't there a blind about Wiig and Darren Criss doing the nasty while promoting her last film?

BeckyMae said...

Damn @stepforded I thought you wrote KINKY link, not linky link....

PotPourri said...

I think she's mentally unstable...and definitely a Lesbian, whether she knows it or not.

Getovahyourself said...

She's possibly fighting an eating disorder. She is very thin now compared to when she first started SNL.

Getovahyourself said...

She has that weird blonde hair growth happening like anorexics get. I feel sorry for her, her eyes seem vacant. She seems really hungry.

MadLyb said...

I think she is just one of the many women with a poor body image. Just look at the SI cover. If I had a dick, it would wither in shame upon seeing what I'm expected to look like.

deb said...

Some people just arent that into sex, simple. It doesnt feel the same for everyone...plus she strikes me as having an anxiety disorder. Not saying there's a connection but there could be .